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Before the SOCOs and the new SIO went in I carefully explained the sequence of events. I showed them my ear, which had stopped bleeding; told them where the bullet would be; explained about the demo with the sniper rifle; told them that the bullet intended for me was already in its breech. I drove my own car back to Heckley where the doc looked at my ear and the photographer captured it for posterity. The doc stuck a plaster on it and said I’d survive. I made a statement, sitting in one of the interview rooms, and one or two of the troops popped their heads round the door to show their concern and say well done. I wasn’t allowed up into my office.

It was nearly ten when I arrived home, and Sonia was eating what had been intended as our evening meal. There was a cloth on the table, the wine was breathing and the candles were burned halfway down.

‘I’m sorry I’m late,’ I said, standing in the doorway, turned sideways, my bloody shirt and ear away from her.

‘Couldn’t you find a telephone?’

‘No.’

‘Your dinner’s ruined.’

‘I’m not hungry. What’s the occasion?’

‘None,’ she replied.

‘You could have fooled me.’

‘I waited for you.’

‘I’ve been busy.’

‘Too busy to phone?’

‘Yes. I said I’m sorry. So why the candles? It’s not your birthday.’

‘I wanted it to be special. Looks like I wasted my time, doesn’t it? I’ve sent off my application for the job in South Africa, that’s all.’

‘Have you?’ I said, then, ‘It’s a great opportunity for you. It’s the right thing for you to do.’ We were silent for a while, until I said, ‘I’m off for a shower,’ and turned to go upstairs. She didn’t say, ‘What sort of a day have you had?’

‘Oh, you know,’ I’d have replied. ‘I only killed one man today. I pointed a gun at his head and pulled the trigger. It wasn’t in the heat of the moment, like the last one. I had plenty of time to consider what I was doing. It was him or me, so I decided to blow his brains out. Now I’m suspended until someone I don’t know, who wasn’t there, decides that I had no alternative and therefore am not a murderer.’ That’s what I would have said, if she’d asked, but she didn’t ask.

And she didn’t ask if I’d like to go to South Africa with her, either.

A cosh of exactly the right size was found behind a loose plank in Stanwick’s shed; the bullet that killed Damian and the one that nicked my ear were matched to the Glock with Stanwick’s fingerprints all over it; and his prints were on the sniper rifle, too. A young Sikh assistant in the T-Mobile phone shop in Stantown picked out Stanwick’s mug shot from the album we showed him. Eventually bits of trace evidence sealed the case, but right from the beginning I was in the clear.

At one time I would have been told to stay at home until an enquiry board studied the facts, which might take two years, and reinstated me, but not now. Now they find you a job where you can’t do too much damage while you wait for the clampers to free the wheels of justice. Three weeks after the shooting I was back at work.

The inspector in charge of the area’s
case-building
unit was off sick after a suspected heart attack, so I was asked to temporarily take over. The units are a new initiative, employing civilian staff to release proper policemen from the mountain of paperwork that every incident generates. They do exactly what it says on the packet: take statements; gather all the relevant documentation; plug any loopholes they might find and present the case to the prosecution service. Many of the staff are
ex-police
officers, the gender ratio is about 50:50 and the heart attack wasn’t stress-induced, so I wasn’t complaining.

Sonia was officially offered the job in South Africa, and spent her time shopping for tropical gear. She finished third in a 10K race in Milton Keynes in her best time since her comeback. I took her down and we made a weekend of it, visiting Whipsnade Zoo on the Saturday. Sonia had suddenly developed an interest in wild animals, particularly big cats. She flew out of Heathrow on the first day of August and I watched the giant plane climb into the sunrise until I was at risk of permanent damage to my eyes. Then it was the long drive home to Heckley.

The inquest on Stanwick ruled that he was lawfully killed. Later, Alfred Armitage, Jermaine Lapetite and poor old Doc Bones were judged to have been unlawfully killed by a person known to the court. The case was passed to the prosecution service and filed away under NFA.

Dorothea Stanwick made a brave recovery and sold her story to the
Sunday Echo.
They trumpeted it on the front page under the banner:
I Was The Executioner’s Sex Slave.
It probably wasn’t what she expected, but the
£
50,000 they paid her will have deflected much of the embarrassment.
£
150,000 if you believe the local rumours.

Enthused by the Olympic Games and scared by medical stories about cholesterol levels, some of the troops started jogging regularly. After a while I joined them. When the weather was good we ran through the woods and round the golf course, on
the route I used to take with Sonia. Afterwards we would call in the clubhouse for a well-deserved shandy or six.

Once or twice I saw Dorothea there. She was with a local councillor whose lifestyle was disproportionate to the modest business he ran. Not many fish and chip shop owners drive round in Porsche Boxsters. I wondered whether he was attracted by Dorothea’s homely good looks, or the
£
150,000, or the
Sex Slave
bit. I hoped she wasn’t heading for another calamity in her life.

Sonia had emailed me to say she arrived OK, and a few days later I received a long one from her telling me all about it. The facilities were terrific she said, and the climate wonderful. She was staying in a rented bungalow with three others near a place called Simonstown, which was handy for the beach. They trained in the evening and then sat on the stoop sipping wine as the sun went down behind Table Mountain. She didn’t enlarge upon her housemates.

I told her about the inquests, about the jogging, and how following Jeff Caton up the hill wasn’t as nice as chasing her. She told me that she’d been on a trip to a game park. I told her that the weather had deteriorated. And that was about it.

I didn’t apply for the case building unit job and it was given to a female inspector from Huddersfield. I gave her a day of my time and moved back to Heckley nick, kicking young Caton out from behind my desk.

The following Friday evening the phone rang at home. I was looking through a seed catalogue that came in the post, with Radio Three’s
Late Junction
playing softly in the background. The pictures of flowers barely registered because my mind was elsewhere, thinking about the case and the people who’d been affected by it. We see people at their worst and at their best in this job. Two by two they came to me, like the animals in the Bible story: Stanwick and Lapetite; Dave and Maggie, working their butts off to solve the case; Doc Bones and Julie Bousfield, who never hurt a fly between them; Midnight and Gazelle. I shook my head to clear it and picked up the phone. It was the duty inspector, wondering if I could do his shift for him. Was I back at work? Something had cropped up in his personal life and he needed to go away for a couple of days. The duty inspector is there to investigate any suspicious deaths there might be, overnight, anywhere in the division.

‘You don’t mind, do you, Charlie?’ he said.

‘No, not at all,’ I told him. Of course I didn’t mind. It’s what I do.

News item

Western Cape Times

Cape Town, 6th December 2004

Athletics, Cape Province championships:

Miss Sonia Thornton unexpectedly stepped off the track with one lap to go while holding an unassailable lead during the Ladies’ 5,000 metres final at Green Point stadium on Saturday. It is believed she suffered a recurrence of the knee injury that kept her out of the 1996 Olympic games. The race was won for the third year in succession by Miss Eunice Mboto. A spokesperson for Miss Thornton said the injury would not prevent her completing her one-year contract as coach to the UCT athletics team.

 

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