Sex and the Single Vampire (16 page)

The ghost looked at Guarda with a surly frown and shoved his hands in his breeches pockets. “Don’t ‘ave to answer.”

“Now look here, you—”

“That’s right,” I interrupted Eduardo and smiled at the ghost. I judged him to be about fifteen. “You don’t have to tell us anything you don’t want to. I’m here to help you, to Release you from your bondage and send you on. You’d like that, wouldn’t you?”

He stuck out his lip. “Mebbe. Mebbe not. Who’re you lot?”

I introduced the few people I knew names for, and explained that we’d like to take a few readings, and then would be happy to send both him and the old woman on.

“A moment of your time, if you please, Allegra,” Guarda said as she pulled me aside, away from the cameras. “This is a very exciting and important moment in the history of paranormal research. While I applaud your intention to Release the spirits to their reward, I feel that much good can come of a continuing, ongoing study of them. Just think of the research grants that will be available to us if we are able to show sponsors actual proof of spirit entities!”

“But at what cost to the ghosts themselves?” I asked. “As a Summoner, it is my job to Release them just as soon as adequate readings have been taken. Keeping them hanging around indefinitely while a bunch of corporate sponsors stare at them is hardly my idea of a worthy reason not to allow them to move on.”

“Think of the research you and others will be able to do,” Guarda said smoothly. “Based on your expertise, I am most happy to offer you a position on the trust team. There is a generous honorarium, of course, and you will
find yourself working with the keenest minds in paranormal research. In addition, think of the fame you’ll achieve as you write definitive paper after paper on every aspect of the spirits’ life after death. You’ll be famous both in and out of paranormal circles! There will be books, television shows, lecture tours, sponsorships—all of that will be yours, and for only the highest and purest of reasons: research. You can see why it is more important that we resist our natural inclination to Release the spirits, and instead use this unique opportunity to gain as much knowledge as we can from them.”

“Um,” I said, not wanting her to realize that with every oily word she spoke, I became more and more sure something was extremely rotten in Denmark. I slipped my hand into my pocket and felt around for what I had in there that could be used as a keeper. There were only a few coins, and somehow I had a hard time imagining binding a spirit to a coin. A couple more bobbles would have to be sacrificed.

The question was how I was going to create two keepers without someone noticing what I was doing.

“I knew you would see reason on this,” Guarda said suavely as she turned back to the ghosts. The old woman had stomped away and plumped herself down in a chair, and was glaring at everyone. The young man was staring openly at one of the ARMPITs who had a spiky hairdo, a pierced eyebrow, and tattoos covering both forearms.

“Just a second—what happened to the other three ghosts that were Summoned? Are they being studied now, too?”

Guarda smiled and patted me on the hand. “One is, yes. The other two, unfortunately, were lost to us.”

“Lost to you?” The only way a Summoned spirit could be freed was if the Summoner Released them … or if the Summoner died. “Lost how?”

“It was an unfortunate accident; it won’t happen again, I can assure you,” she answered before turning back to the circle. “And now, please, everyone, if you would stay back, the trust members will take some preliminary readings.”

“I haven’t completed my circle,” the Summoner named Steve whined.

“Yes, yes, you must do that, there is one spirit left unaccounted for,” Eduardo said.

I decided I needed a distraction to make the keepers, but before I could do that, I had to find out my ghosts’ names. Names, as I’ve mentioned, have power, and I didn’t blame them for not wanting to let everyone know their names. As I was their Summoner, however, they were obligated to answer any questions I put to them. I moved back until I was in the darkest part of the stage (several of the stagelights had been turned on as soon as my ghosts appeared) and locked my eyes on the old woman. I focused on her, opening a tiny part of my mind to her and asked softly, “What is your name?”

Her head turned to look over to where I was standing. Her mouth moved. “Alis Owens.”

Guarda looked over to her with a frown. I crossed my fingers that she hadn’t heard what the old woman had said.

I looked at the teenage ghost, focused, waited until he turned his back on one of the camerapeople who’d rudely shoved her camera in his face, and asked my question.

“Jem Hopkins.”

Guarda heard him; I’m sure she did. She oiled over to Eduardo and tipped her head toward him, speaking urgently and shooting occasional glances my way.

Rats.
I’d have to act quickly, before it was too late. I moved out to the front of the stage, then pushed a hand away from me and swayed, moaning soft little moans and trying my best to look like someone who was about to pass out.

“Christian?” I mumbled pitifully. Several of the volunteers turned toward me, but Christian could move very fast when he wanted to. He was there in an instant, one arm draped around my back to support me. I swayed into his chest.

“I just feel a bit faint. All that power used Summoning,” I said weakly into his neck, thoroughly enjoying being held against his body. I couldn’t help breathing in the faint spicy scent that clung to him, a scent that seemed to permeate me and sink into my blood.

Christian repeated my words to the people who had come to see what was wrong with me. Someone pulled a chair over for me, but I shook my head and remained clinging to Christian. He brushed his lips against my forehead.

What is it you want
, malý váleèník?

I stiffened in his arms as I quickly checked the guards on my mind. They were all in place, all solid and firmly set up against intruder, and yet Christian had managed to slip by them and speak to me.

I ground my teeth for a moment before deciding there was nothing to be done at the moment about the breach in my mental security. I’d have a little chat with Christian later. Right now …

I need you to distract them while I make keepers
, I said without lowering my guards, wondering if he would hear me.

It will be my pleasure
, he answered with a warm chuckle.

A sudden loud crash at the back of the theater made everyone, including me (but excluding Christian), jump.

“You could have warned me,” I grumbled to him.

“Poltergeist!” someone shouted, and a half dozen people went running for the back regions of the theater. Christian turned us so his body was shielding me from the remaining people’s view, allowing me to tug two more bobbles off my sweater and covertly turn them into keepers.

I’m going to faint
, I thought at Christian.
Lack of consciousness is the only way I could lose the spirits and still remain alive. I’d appreciate it if you could catch me in a suitably dramatic manner, and raise a fuss about me doing any more Summoning tonight.

I could hear the amusement in his words.
Can it be that you will now find it useful to have a domineering and forceful man in your life? One who will give orders and demand everyone follow them?

“There’s nothing back there!” one of the ARMPITs appeared at the stage and announced with a dramatic wave of his arm. “Nothing at all! It’s absolutely clean!”

I used that moment when everyone’s attention was on him to bind Alis’s and Jem’s spirits to my keepers, quickly tucking them away in my pants pocket.

Listen, bucko, you’re in enough trouble for being able to get past my guards. If I were you, I’d just do as you’re asked and keep the wisecracking to a minimum. Now catch me; I’m going to swoon.

I took a few tottering steps away from Christian, put the back of my hand to my forehead in the best fainting-woman manner, blinked rapidly, swayed, and let myself fall forward. Strong arms caught me before I hit the floor, cradling me to an equally strong chest as Christian’s eloquent voice spoke over my head, thick with concern and worry. “Allegra has fainted! It must be the stress of the double Summoning. Quickly, does anyone have water?”

This is ridiculous.

You wished me to be forceful and demanding. I simply complied with your wishes.

I did not wish for you to insist on bringing me to your house. Nor did I wish for you to tell everyone that cock-and-bull story about us being engaged. What on earth were you thinking?

Guarda White was being obstinate about releasing her most promising team member to a mere acquaintance. I felt a more intimate relationship between the two of us would ensure that you remained in my protection.

Yeah, right. Why do I have the feeling you’re enjoying all this?

His laughter echoed through my mind.
I have a beautiful woman in my arms, and am taking her back to my home, where she and I will be alone and able to indulge whatever fantasies we choose. What is there not to enjoy?

I had a horrible sense of control slipping through my fingers, and did a double check of all the protective barriers I’d set up to keep my mind from being invaded. Everything
looked
solid.

You know I would never do anything to harm you.

“I believe she is coming around. She’s making odd snorting noises. Perhaps if you removed her glasses, Mr. Dante, she would be more comfortable.”

“Allegra has sensitive eyes. Bright lights make her uncomfortable. She will be more comfortable with them on.”

Christian’s breath teased my ear. I turned my head into his neck briefly.
I don’t know what sort of cologne you wear, but it has my full approval.

His laughter filled my mind again.

“Yes, she’s definitely coming around. She’s smiling. Can you see?”

Cool air wafted over my cheeks. I decided my faint had lasted about as long as I could reasonably drag it out, and started fluttering my eyelids.

“Oh, my, I feel so woozy, so weak. Did I faint?”

You are a terrible actress.

Shut. Up.

I pushed my glasses up from where they’d slipped down my nose, but didn’t struggle to get free from where I was
slumped against Christian. “Mrs. White? What happened? Why are we in Christian’s car?”

“Your fiancé is taking you home. I was worried about your health, and offered to accompany him, just to satisfy my mind that you have suffered no lasting damage from your experience.”

The light in Christian’s car—a sleek black luxury model that came equipped with a driver named Philspott—was bright enough for me to make out the calculating gleam in Guarda’s eyes.

I leaned back against Christian and passed a wan hand over my cheeks. “Oh, how very thoughtful of you, but I’m sure you have much better things to do with your valuable time.”

“Not at all.” She smiled in a manner that couldn’t help but remind me of a shark. “You are part of my elite team now. No matter is too trivial for me when it concerns you.”

What a far from reassuring thought. I managed a weak smile in return.

Guarda leaned forward and pressed my hand. I fought the urge to slide it away from her cold touch. “Your fiancé believes the double Summoning was too much for you. Do you remember anything about what happened before you fainted?”

I made a face as if I were seriously considering the matter. “No, there was just the weakness, and then suddenly I felt myself sliding down into a dark miasma of unconsciousness.”

We will have to make sure you take acting lessons before your next performance.

Have you ever had an elbow in your kidney? I’m told it’s quite painful.

She made a little moue of unhappiness. “Unfortunately,
your loss of consciousness returned the spirits you’d Summoned to their spirit state.”

“Aw, that is too bad.”

Beneath my arm, Christian pinched me.

“That is to say, I’m so very, very sorry that I passed out when I did. I will be more than happy to return to the theater tomorrow and try again.”

“Alas, I fear you will do yourself further harm if you attempt such a thing without a suitable resting period, my beloved.”

I stiffened at the word.
Have you gone mad?

There was no capital
B
in that sentence.

I relaxed again.

“Perhaps you are right,
snuggle-bunny.
Perhaps a day or two of rest will recharge my mental batteries. I’m sure Mrs. White wouldn’t wish for me to blow out anything in my brain because I was trying too hard.”

Snuggle-bunny?

“No, of course not.” Guarda looked uncomfortably aware that I had her in a position in which she would rather not have found herself. Ostensibly along to make sure I was taken care of, she couldn’t possibly demand that I go back to work right away. I planned on using the couple of days’ grace to do a little investigating into just what ARMPIT was up to.

If you promise never to refer to me as a snuggle-bunny again, I will allow you to investigate with me.

Allow? Allow?

It is a dangerous undertaking. I cannot allow you to put your life in jeopardy for my friend. Allow, Christian?

His sigh brushed my mind.
I will withdraw the word if you promise not to pursue any investigations without me.

I thought about it, and decided that he could be of help investigating.
Deal.

The car bumped into a small building that served as Christian’s garage. He had mentioned to me earlier, on the way to dinner, that the only time he kept a driver was in London. He said something about the annoying lack of available parking. It seems Dark Ones have issues with parking lots. He helped me out of the car with a solicitous arm, Guarda following behind as we crossed the small alley separating the garage and his house. I looked up to the top of the three-story building.

Big house for just one guy.

I require both space and privacy in my living quarters.