Scratch the Surface
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Authors: Susan Conant
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“MYSTERY LOVERS KNOW A CHAMPION WHEN THEY SEE ONE.”
—Carolyn G. Hart
Praise for Susan Conant’s
Dog Lover’s Mysteries
“Hilarious.”
—Los Angeles Times
“A real tail-wagger.”
—The Washington Post
“A fascinating murder mystery and a very, very funny book . . . written with a fairness that even Dorothy Sayers or Agatha Christie would admire.”
—Mobile Register
“The dog lovers’ answer to Lilian Jackson Braun’s
The Cat Who
series.”
—Rocky Mountain News
“Tastier than liver treats. [
Bride and Groom
] undoubtedly will teach readers something new about their canine companions.”
—Booklist
“Extremely funny.”
—Midwest Book Review
“Sheer bliss awaits the dedicated dog lover.”
—Kirkus Reviews
“An absolutely first-rate mystery . . . and a fascinating look at the world of dogs . . . I loved it!”—Diane Mott Davidson
“Dog lovers will lap this up.”
—Publishers Weekly
“For lovers of dogs, people, and all-around good storytelling.”
—
Mystery News
Mystery News
Dog Lover’s Mysteries by Susan Conant
A NEW LEASH ON DEATH
DEAD AND DOGGONE
A BITE OF DEATH
PAWS BEFORE DYING
GONE TO THE DOGS
BLOODLINES
RUFFLY SPEAKING
BLACK RIBBON
STUD RITES
ANIMAL APPETITE
THE BARKER STREET REGULARS
EVIL BREEDING
CREATURE DISCOMFORTS
THE WICKED FLEA
THE DOGFATHER
BRIDE AND GROOM
DEAD AND DOGGONE
A BITE OF DEATH
PAWS BEFORE DYING
GONE TO THE DOGS
BLOODLINES
RUFFLY SPEAKING
BLACK RIBBON
STUD RITES
ANIMAL APPETITE
THE BARKER STREET REGULARS
EVIL BREEDING
CREATURE DISCOMFORTS
THE WICKED FLEA
THE DOGFATHER
BRIDE AND GROOM
Cat Lover’s Mysteries by Susan Conant
SCRATCH THE SURFACE
Gourmet Girl Mysteries
by Jessica Conant-Park and Susan Conant
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This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents either are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously, and any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, business establishments, events, or locales is entirely coincidental. The publisher does not have any control over and does not assume any responsibility for author or third-party websites or their content.
SCRATCH THE SURFACE
A Berkley Prime Crime Book / published by arrangement with the author
Copyright © 2005 by Susan Conant.
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To Carter, in loving memory of Clementine,
who gave us seventeen years of feline perfection.
who gave us seventeen years of feline perfection.
ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
My profuse thanks to Dru Milligan and Jolie Stratton, Ajolie Chartreux, who introduced me to the Chartreux cat; and to GRP Janvier Pandora Spocks of Ajolie (K.C.) and Ajolie’s Shadow Dancer (Shadow Celeste), known herein as Edith and Brigitte. For support and advice, I am grateful to Jessica Park, who is my beloved daughter, my dear friend, and, as Jessica Conant-Park, my sometime coauthor. Jean Berman, Annette Champion, Laury Huessler, Renee Knilans, Phyllis Stein, Pat Sullivan, Margherita Walker, and Corinne Zipps generously helped with the manuscript and the proofs.
For answering technical questions, my thanks to Tina Paar, Jamie Wiley, and Bonnie Walker. Special thanks to my agent, Deborah Schneider, and my editor, Natalee Rosenstein, for trusting a dog writer with cats.
ONE
According to the
newsletter of Newbright Books, Felicity Pride would visit the store on Monday, November 3, from six to seven to read from her latest mystery,
Felines in Felony
. In promoting the event, the store’s proprietor, Ronald Gershwin, had described his friend Felicity in her own words: “The prizewinning author of the bestselling Prissy LaChatte series of cat lover’s mysteries, Felicity Pride is a member of Mystery Writers of America, the National Writers Union, and Sisters in Crime. She serves on the board of the New England Chapter of Witness for the Publication. One of our favorite local authors, Felicity lives near Boston.”
newsletter of Newbright Books, Felicity Pride would visit the store on Monday, November 3, from six to seven to read from her latest mystery,
Felines in Felony
. In promoting the event, the store’s proprietor, Ronald Gershwin, had described his friend Felicity in her own words: “The prizewinning author of the bestselling Prissy LaChatte series of cat lover’s mysteries, Felicity Pride is a member of Mystery Writers of America, the National Writers Union, and Sisters in Crime. She serves on the board of the New England Chapter of Witness for the Publication. One of our favorite local authors, Felicity lives near Boston.”
As Ronald knew, Felicity had last won an award at her high school graduation thirty-five years earlier. She still had the prize, a Latin medal embossed with the words
Labor omnia vincit
. From time to time, when Felicity came upon the medal in the top drawer of her bureau, she wondered about the truth of the motto. Was it really work that conquered all? And not love? On balance, the medal, however, brought consistent pleasure, proving as it did that she truly had won an award. As to Felicity’s characterization of her Prissy LaChatte books as “bestselling,” it was true that each addition to the series made the top-ten list at Newbright Books. What’s more, all the books in the series ranked high on the sites of the major online booksellers in the sub-subcategory of mysteries about cats. Felicity often reminded herself that “bestselling” didn’t necessarily mean the
New York Times
.
Labor omnia vincit
. From time to time, when Felicity came upon the medal in the top drawer of her bureau, she wondered about the truth of the motto. Was it really work that conquered all? And not love? On balance, the medal, however, brought consistent pleasure, proving as it did that she truly had won an award. As to Felicity’s characterization of her Prissy LaChatte books as “bestselling,” it was true that each addition to the series made the top-ten list at Newbright Books. What’s more, all the books in the series ranked high on the sites of the major online booksellers in the sub-subcategory of mysteries about cats. Felicity often reminded herself that “bestselling” didn’t necessarily mean the
New York Times
.
So, at ten minutes after seven on the evening of Monday, November 3, Felicity Pride had finished reading selected passages about Prissy LaChatte and her feline companions, Morris and Tabitha, to a smaller group than she’d have liked. These local events never gave her the crowds she drew at out-of-state bookstores and at conferences for mystery fans, but she could hardly have refused to do a reading and signing for Ronald, who, for all his oddity, was as close as she came to having a best friend. She had sold some books, and it was pleasant enough to sit in the cozy armchair at the back of the store and autograph
Felines in Felony
for the buyers who had lingered after the reading.
Felines
was, after all, a hardcover, which is to say that for every copy sold, her publisher’s royalty department would credit her with a decent percentage of the book’s satisfyingly high retail price. With that happy prospect in mind, Felicity glanced down at the title page of the book she’d just autographed. In bold marker, Felicity had drawn a line through the printed version of her name. Her horrified gaze, however, revealed that instead of merely replacing the cold, impersonal letters with her florid signature, she had written three mortifying words beneath it.
Felines in Felony
for the buyers who had lingered after the reading.
Felines
was, after all, a hardcover, which is to say that for every copy sold, her publisher’s royalty department would credit her with a decent percentage of the book’s satisfyingly high retail price. With that happy prospect in mind, Felicity glanced down at the title page of the book she’d just autographed. In bold marker, Felicity had drawn a line through the printed version of her name. Her horrified gaze, however, revealed that instead of merely replacing the cold, impersonal letters with her florid signature, she had written three mortifying words beneath it.
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