Sandra Hill - [Vikings I 04] (8 page)

It was Tykir who chastised Rurik now. “Such talk is not becoming amongst ladies, Rurik.” To Alinor and Eadyth, he apologized for Rurik by saying, “’Tis just the mead talking.”

“Did you say that?” Alinor blurted out, and immediately wished she could take back the words.

Tykir shrugged. “Mayhap. But if I did, I have surely changed my mind.”

“I never have been able to understand a man’s over-fascination with the female breast,” Alinor opined, before she had a chance to bite her tongue. “Really, if you men are so fascinated by that particular portion of the female anatomy, I have a good milch cow with a fine set of udders that would no doubt set you to drooling.”

Rurik reared up, as if he would strangle her.

Bolthor held him back, chuckling.

Tykir saluted her in congratulation for having won this particular bout of cross-wills.

Meanwhile Eirik and Eadyth were laughing heartily.

Eadyth wiped tears of mirth from her eyes with the edge of her headrail. “Yea, Alinor, I do believe you would suit.”

She didn’t say for what precisely Alinor would suit. Still, her words heartened Alinor.

But then, their attention was drawn to another quarter.

“Wouldst look at that,” Eirik said suddenly, pointing to the high table, where a group of Saxon nobles were talking animatedly to the king and his castellan. “The nerve of the villains!”

It was Egbert, Hebert and Cedric, along with a few of their high-born associates.

Alinor groaned.

“’Tis naught of concern.” Tykir waved a hand airily in voicing that opinion. “The king told me earlier that Alinor’s brothers are protesting her abduction to the Saxon King Edred.”

Alinor should have known that her brothers would not give up so easily. “That’s Edred’s Northumbrian toady, Earl Oswulf, who is addressing Eric Bloodaxe’s son Maccus over there to the side,” she informed them.

Everyone gawked at her with surprise, wondering how she would know such.

“Edred is my cousin.”

“The king of England?” Eirik exclaimed and gave a reproving glare at his brother.

“Oh, Tykir!” Eadyth said on a sigh. “When will you learn to exercise caution?”

“You didn’t tell me that the king of all bloody Britain, excepting Northumbria, was your cousin,” Tykir accused her.

“Well, he’s my cousin thrice-removed,” Alinor amended.

“That makes me feel better,” Tykir said with dry humor.

“Once, twice, thrice…it matters not. King Edred will surely send an army to rescue one of his kin,” Eadyth insisted on a wail of dismay. “What have you gotten us into, Tykir?”

Alinor would have liked to rub the salt of their disapproval into Tykir’s wounds, but she had to be honest. “I have no illusions about Edred’s motive in helping me…if in fact that is what’s happening. Edred isn’t much older than me, you know, and I have five and twenty years. But
the king is so weak of digestion at times that he can swallow only the juices of food he has masticated, to the great revulsion of his guests. ’Tis a disease that afflicts many in the House of Wessex.”

“Well, thank you for the fine saga,” Tykir said sarcastically. “Is there a point? Or an ending?”

Alinor shot the troll a sideways scowl and continued. “While I might sympathize with Edred’s maladies, I am not so naive as to believe my cousin exercises familial concern. There are two sides to Edred, as most Englishmen know. He is a devoutly religious man who suffers his bodily pain with stoic acceptance. His palace in many ways is a school of virtue. On the other hand, he can be brutal as…well, as a barbaric Viking.”

Alinor got a number of glowers for that remark, including from Eadyth. Though a Saxon herself, she clearly defended her half-Norse husband and his countrymen.

“Recently, Edred destroyed the entire town of Thetford just to avenge the death of the local abbot. Every man, woman and child,” Alinor said, in explaining the king’s brutal side.

The question was: Which side was Edred acting from today?

Edred’s emissary could help her, if he wanted. Of that there was no doubt. But was she important enough? What were Egbert and Hebert, or even Cedric, offering in return?

Alinor’s heart lurched with sudden hopefulness, but then an odd depression settled over her. She was betwixt and between in this situation. Two choices, and both of them bad. Be rescued by her brothers and end up with—what was it Tykir had called him—yea, she remembered now…the lord of Lard. Or be carried off to some heathen
land to face a Viking king who expected her to remove a nonexistent spell.

Tykir squeezed her hand. “Never fear, Lady Alinor. The king won’t interfere in my business. He plays with your brothers and the Saxon king’s emissary. He will bleed as much coin in ransom from them as he can, but in the end you are mine.”

You are mine.

What a disconcerting thing to say! A shiver ran through her body from head to toe. If he meant to reassure her, he was sadly misguided. Especially since one of Eric Bloodaxe’s house carls came up and notified them that the king wished to speak with Tykir Thorksson and his captive, the Lady Alinor. Soon Tykir, Alinor, Eirik, Eadyth, Rurik and Bolthor were walking toward the dais in a group.

“Like a swarm of bees, we are,” Eadyth said under her breath.

“You should know, dearling. You should know,” Eirik told his wife, with a pat on her rump.

Her squeal of consternation was drowned by the din of hundreds of revelers enjoying the feast.

Alinor had been in this very hall years ago with her second husband, and it actually looked much better now. The Vikings were great ones for decorating their door and window surrounds, not to mention the roof beams, with intricate carvings. And the Vikings themselves were certainly an attractive lot, with their colorful clothing, magnificent jewelry and meticulously groomed hair and beards. These were a people taller than the average Saxon, and cleaner, too. No wonder so many Saxon men and women fell in love with their Norse counterparts.

All these observations Alinor made as they moved along the aisle separating the long trestle tables. Their passage was barely noticed, except for a few guests who huddled
their heads together, whispering and pointing at Alinor’s nether end.

Except for Egbert, Hebert and Cedric.

“Alinor!” Egbert cried out and hugged her warmly, which was an odd experience since she was bound to the grim-faced Tykir, who was forced to move with her. He didn’t appear pleased to be in such close proximity to the man who’d tried to shoot him with an arrow earlier that afternoon. It was also an odd experience because Egbert had never hugged her a day in her life. He’d applied a birch rod on more than one occasion, but a hug? Never.

“You’re safe!” Hebert added, taking his turn in hugging her. “We were so worried about you, dear sister.”

Worried? Hah! Their only worry was that they might lose their bride money.

Egbert wore a huge bandage wrapped around his crown, presumably from an injury sustained that afternoon, and Hebert had a split lip. They’d probably wounded themselves rushing away from the fray.

Cedric waddled forward and seemed about to take her brothers’ place in the embracing business, but Tykir soon put a stop to that with a halting hand. For one insane moment, she wondered if Tykir might be jealous. But then she took another glance at his furious face and decided otherwise.

“Tykir, Eirik,” King Eric Bloodaxe greeted them. “We give you welcome. Have you had enough to eat and drink?”

Both men nodded to the king, who was dressed sumptuously in purple wool, from braies to belted tunic to over-mantle lined with white fur. He must have seen more than fifty years, if the gray streaks in the dark hair that lay about his shoulders under a thin gold crown were any indication.
He was clean-shaven, otherwise, and still handsome, in a cold-eyed way.

“Gunnhild, come forth and greet our guests,” the king invited his queen.

Alinor gasped with appreciation at her first close-up view of the queen. An uncommonly beautiful woman, Gunnhild had to be of the same age as her king, but her skin was unlined, her thick blond hair untouched by gray. She wore an embroidered gown of the same purple fabric as the king’s and a veritable fortune in jewelry, including gold and silver rings on every finger, wide rings that extended from knuckle to knuckle.

Her intelligent eyes took in Tykir’s amber pendant and Eirik’s dragon brooch in a greedy glance. “Have you brought me any fine amber trinkets this time, Tykir?” the queen asked.

“I have many a jewel
for purchase,
” Tykir said.

She frowned.

“All fit for a queen of your renowned beauty.”

She preened.

“I will bring them by for your inspection later tonight.”

Queen Gunnhild nodded, then turned to Alinor and gave her a quick, dismissing assessment. With an air of boredom, she inquired insolently, “You are the witch, I presume?”

Alinor started to nod but caught herself. God’s teeth! She was beginning to think of herself as the witch now, too.

“Yea, she is the witch I am taking back to Norway,” Tykir answered for her. He held up his hand to demonstrate that she was his prisoner.

“There is much I would like to discuss with you,” Gunnhild said enigmatically to Alinor. Before she could
say more, Egbert and Hebert interrupted, pushing themselves in front of Alinor.

“Nay, she is not a witch,” Egbert asserted. “She is our sister, the betrothed of Lord Cedric here, the cousin of the king of all Britain, a gentle-bred lady who should not be handed over to this…this heathen.”

King Eric raised an eyebrow at the word
heathen,
asking without words whether they put him in the same category. Then he homed in on another part of what Egbert had said. “Dost claim that Edred is king of
all
Britain?”

Egbert realized his mistake immediately. “All Britain, except for Northumbria,” he corrected himself.

“Are you really cousin to King Edred?” Gunnhild queried Alinor.

“Thrice-removed,” Tykir pointed out.

Alinor glared at him for speaking on her behalf, but he just grinned at her.

“We demand that you hand our sister back to us, and pay
wergild
for the soldiers sorely wounded by you and your barbarians this afternoon,” Hebert said. “Is that not so, Earl Oswulf?”

The Saxon nobleman, adviser to King Edred, had been standing quietly in the background. He gave his assent with a curt nod of his head.

“Nay!” Tykir said.

After that, the king heard both sides of the argument. In the end, he offered, “We could call for a Thing in a sennight or so to decide the issue.” Alinor knew from what Tykir had told her previously that a Thing was the governing body for Norsemen, similar to the Witan in Britain.

“I can’t wait that long,” Tykir roared. “Already I am a month late in getting my trading goods to Hedeby. ’Tis a two-week journey to Norway in good weather. With au
tumn advanced now, another sennight of malingering could mean my being unable to return to my homestead for winter. That I cannot accept.”

The king addressed Oswulf then. “Is the witch worth drawing swords? Mayhap a full-fledged battle?”

Oswulf’s face went pale, and his beady eyes scanned the great hall, noticing the many Norse fighting men. “Not at the present,” he conceded. “But I will have to report back to King Edred your refusal to intercede on behalf of Egbert and Hebert. I guarantee he will not be pleased.”

“So be it,” King Eric said, clearly unafraid of a fight.

Egbert, Hebert and Cedric, muttering curses and vows of revenge, were being led away by an angry Earl Oswulf. For now, her fate was decided, a stunned Alinor realized. She was still the captive of the troll. Everyone would continue to think of her as a witch, including the king, who’d just listened to some hushed message from Rurik and was gazing speculatively at her buttocks.

Gunnhild came forward to give a parting kiss to Eadyth, and then to Alinor, much to her astonishment. Even more surprising was Gunnhild’s words in Alinor’s ears, “Do not mind my husband looking for your tail. He has been searching for mine nigh on twenty years now, and he still has not found it.” With a chuckle, she turned away and walked regally back to her seat at the high table.

As they returned to their benches, Alinor noticed, to her chagrin, that a great number of people were glancing at her backside. Apparently the word had spread since her passage up to the dais a short time ago. She was certain she had Rurik to thank for that. One of these days, she would like to twist Rurik’s tongue into a knot…a blue knot to match his face design.

Just then, when Alinor thought things could not have gotten worse, they did.

Beast, who’d been sleeping at their table the whole time they were away talking with the king and queen, sat up with sudden alertness, his black ears standing up like sentinels. With an ominous growl, then a bark, he watched the open doorway on the other side of the great hall. A wild barking ensued, followed by a familiar bleating. Beauty came galloping across the great hall, her broken neck chain trailing after her, with David and Bathsheba following close behind, and after that a half dozen more baaing sheep. A stunned silence overcame the entire great hall, in a rippling fashion, as the interlopers trotted by. Soon Beauty and Beast were reunited, with much licking of faces and sniffing of intimate body parts.

It was a scene right out of Alinor’s worst nightmare.

She pushed aside the manchet trencher of congealing sliced boar and pressed her forehead to the table. Laughter started low, then crescendoed as the Norse assemblage roared their mirth at the antics of Alinor’s minions.

Bolthor mentioned something about a new saga, “Tykir the Great and the Nude Witch,” immediately followed by, “Tykir the Great and the Lustful Dogs.”

“Oooh, Bolthor, I forgot what a wonderful skald you are,” Eadyth enthused. “Please, wouldst thou honor us with a saga?”

Everyone at the table turned a shade of green, repressing the need to groan. Bolthor, however, looked as if he’d been handed the Holy Grail.

“Hear one and all, this is the saga of Tykir the Great,” Bolthor began. “In the year of our Lord nine fifty-two, in the land of the Midnight Sun, there was a king with a crooked cock. Anlaf was his name. And he was mightier…” On and on Bolthor went, and for the first time Alinor wished she really was a witch. Her first act would be to fly away.