Read Royal Pain in the Ass Online
Authors: Heather Trudy
“
Something like that.
”
Angelica blushed.
“
Duly noted.
By the way, we have to go to a show tonight.
”
“
What do you mean?
”
“
Chase has a stupid show for his crappy band.
Chase is a fucking sell out, but he
’
s going to tip off the press and they
’
re going to get pictures of us
‘candid
’
together.
Thus he
’
ll leave me alone for a
few days.
”
“
Alright.
”
Angelica and I spent the day lounging on the beach with Loki then we got home, had some food showered and got ready for the shit hole show Chase would play tonight.
I put on a pair of fitted jeans, a G
uns
N Roses tank top and my usual converse.
People would recognize me, that was the point, it was Angelica I was worried about.
“
I don’
t feel right dressed like this.
”
Angelica whined.
“
I don’
t want you to be recognized.
If they do, it
’
ll be a scandal.
Let me do your make up and trust me.
”
“
What if Mum and Dad find out?
”
“
Angelica, you ran to the states without them knowing and you
’
re worried what they
’
ll think of your outfit tonight?
”
I laughed.
“It
’
s not funny.
They can explain me being here as me being on holiday, but if I
’
m dressed poorly that
’
s well, I just don
’
t want to get into any more trouble than I already am.
”
I couldn
’
t help it, I burst out laughing.
“It
’
s not funny.
”
“
But it really is,
”
I managed between laughs.
“
Because you
’
re such a good kid.
”
“
I, I am not!
”
“It
’
s okay.
I was for the most part considered a good kid.
I mean I drank and smoked pot every now and then, but I was an angel next to some of my friends.
I
’
m a bit of a rebel at heart, and you just want to make your parents happy.
It
’
s really cool actually.
”
Angelica sighed.
“Fine. I
’
ll wear something you pick out.
”
“Okay, I
’
m going to suggest jeans to you and wear whatever shoes you want and I
’
ll pick a top based on that.
”
Angelica ended up looking hot with her long hair tousled, dark make up, a crimson baby doll top, tight jeans and a pair of black strappy gladiator sandals.
I pulled on my signature fedora that the press always seemed to spot and we were out.
I met up with Chase
’
s crappy band and was chatting with the other girls.
I hated this part.
I don’
t actually like the girls of the week.
I think it
’
s a stupid game.
Everyone picks the hottest girl they can pick up and whoever has the hottest or the girl who is the sluttiest wins.
Cool.
Good luck with that gonorrhea .
Seriously, who plays this game?
Oh right, Chase and his idiot friends.
“
I have a question.
”
One with curly brown hair.
She had a shirt that was smaller than some bras I
’
ve seen and painted on pants.
“
What
’
s that?
”
I asked trying not to be a bitch to her.
It wasn
’
t her fault I was here.
“
How did you get to be a permanent?
”
“
What?
”
“You
’
ve been here more than three weeks now. That makes you a permanent.
How did you manage that?
”
“
Yeah, with Chase of all people.
”
Another one, this one blonde,
sighed.
“
What in the world are you talking about?
”
“You
’
ve showed up here and been invited for more than three weeks now.
What did you do to get to be Chase
’
s favorite?”
“
You seriously like Chase?
”
“Yeah,”
the blonde nodded, way too eagerly in my opinion.
“
Then y
ou
’
re fucking stupid.”
“
What?
”
“
I said, you
’
re fucking stupid.
Chase is a piss poor excuse of a human being.
”
“
But you like him.
”
I shook my head.
“
Actually I don
’
t.”
“
Oh, you love him.
”
“
No, not even close.
”
“I
’
m confused.
”
“
That doesn
’
t seem like it
’
s a new feeling to you.
”
I rolled my eyes.
“Hey!”
“
Then why are you dating him?
”
“
That is a long and annoying story that I will not be explaining to you.
”
I dismissed.
“You don
’
t have to be so mean to her.
”
Another girl, this one a ginger, snapped.
“
Fun fact, this isn
’
t me being mean.
”
“Fine.
Who
’s your little friend?
”
ginger asked, indicating Angelica.
“
None of your god damn business, but you don
’
t have to worry, she has no intention of trying to sleep with the band.
So relax and if you fuck with her, you fuck with me.
Do I make myself clear?
”
“
I don’
t even get why Chase likes you.
”
Blondie huffed.
“
That’s fine by me, because
I don’
t give a flying fuck what you think.
”
I
’
m sure given other circumstances, I could have liked these girls.
But give
n the fact that I was somewhere I didn
’
t want to be, surrounded by people who were catty bitches and sluts just queuing up to sleep with band members, and they hadn
’
t uttered anything intelligent all night, I was running low on patience.
It didn
’
t help when I felt arms wrap around my waist.
“
Let go of me Chase.
”
I growled.
“I
’
m not Chase.
”
I heard an oily voice in my ear as a stubbly chin brushed against me.
I immediately elbowed him in the gut and shoved whoever it was away.
“Don
’
t you ever fucking touch me again.
”
I growled whirling around.
“
Oooh, getting all riled up?
I like that.
”
It was Felix.
The band
’
s bassist.
I hated this kid with a passion.
“
Touch me again and I will cut off your genitals with construction paper.
”
“
So you do want my dick.
”
Felix winked.
He had icy blue eyes and black hair he kept slicked back.
“
Felix, you are vile and disgusting.
”
“
Who
’
s your friend?
”
“
Touch her and I will kick your ass into next Thursday.
”
“
I think she has a voice of her own,
”
Felix purred, trying to reach across Angelica
’
s shoulders.
I grabbed his arm and twisted it behind his back.
“
Touch her again and I will press charges.
She
’
s fifteen dickwad.
”
I hissed into his ear and threw him to the ground.
“
What the fuck?
Why is there a minor here?
”
“
Why do you have to be such a bitch?
”
“
I like this side of you.
”
Felix smirked.
“I
’
d like to see a whole lot more of you.
”
“
In your dreams.
”
“Oh, I
’
ve seen a whole hell of a lot already.
I just want to see it in real time this time.
”
My eyes narrowed.
“
What did you just say?
”
“
Chase is a good friend.
”
I felt the heat creep up my neck.
Embarrassment and blatant rage were boiling up.
“
You better forget what you saw because you will never see it in real life.
Do you hear me?
”
I spun on my heel and turned to find Chase.
I caught him with a line of white powder.
I smacked the back on his head as he was doing a line and his face smashed into the table.
“
What the fuck?
”
I looked into his bloodshot, dilated eyes.
“
Really?
Really fuck face?
”
“
What the fuck is your problem?
”
Chase asked as he leaned back.
“
Why are you yelling?
”
“You
’
re on the powder?
Really?
Pot was one thing, but this.
Chase you better give me the fucking tape right fucking now.
”
“Jules, I
’
m the one in control here.
I make the rules, not you.
”
“
You broke our agreement.
Why has Felix seen that tape?
”
A wide smile spread across his face.
“
That was an interesting night.
”
“
I have some news for you, Chase.
Do you want to know why your band isn
’
t taking off?
It isn
’
t because you just aren
’
t famous enough.
It
’
s because you guys suck, you
’
re hooked on drugs, and you have no talent!
”