Rivals (71 page)

    'Remember the old bat who isn't Lady Gosling is Mrs Menzies-Scott, ex-chairman of the WI,' hissed Georgie.

    The twelve members of the authority, flanked by six senior staff from the IBA, were already seated along one side of the beautifully polished oval table, as Venturer filed in and took up their places opposite them.

    In the centre sat Lady Gosling in a thick brown tweed suit and a bottle-green cardigan. Despite the warmth of the room, a thermal vest could be seen peeping above her brown check shirt. Mrs Scott-Menzies of the WI, who'd been foolish enough to wear a rust angora jersey, had already turned puce in the heat. Other members of the panel included such worthies as the ex-Labour Minister for Education, who gave Lord Smith the ghost of a wink, a Welsh Judge Davey, a Catholic bishop, the Prebendary, who had an expression of extreme distaste on his face, several dons, two ex-chairmen from public companies, and Lady Barnsley, late of the White Fish Authority, who was alleged to have an orgasm every time she saw a celebrity. Handbag rammed protectively against her groin, she was now gazing at Rupert with a mixture of terror and excitement. Three other Authority members, who'd been avidly reading the memoirs, hastily shoved them away as

    Venturer came in.

    'I wish I'd brought my autograph book,' whispered Judge Davey, who was generally regarded as the group wag.

    Freddie sat in the middle facing Lady Gosling, flanked by Rupert and Declan. On Rupert's right, as obvious and disfiguring as a lost front tooth, was a space where Cameron should have been. Janey was up the end of the table, with only Henry beyond her, so he could stick out his plaster leg. The Prebendary sat opposite them, gazing at Janey with pursed lips. Surreptitiously, she undid a couple of the buttons of her grey silk shirt. It was like dining at Lady Margaret Hall, she thought as she looked at the worthy unpainted faces of the women opposite. She wished she'd soft-pedalled her

    eye makeup.

    Henry was gazing out of the window at Knightsbridge Barracks. 'Used to work there,' he announced in a loud whisper. 'You'd never believe there was a squash court on top.'

    Lady Gosling, who had not winked at her friend Dame Enid, greeted them with the utmost coolness.

    'I'm sorry you were kept waiting so long. It was because of the very considerable changes in the numbers attending. I see all the so-called "moles" -' one could feel her fastidiously putting quotes round such a slang word 'have

    decided to show up, despite the threat of dismissal, and we certainly weren't expecting you,' she added to Wesley. 'We gathered you were playing in a test match.'

    Wesley gave her the benefit of his heavenly banana-split smile.

    'I was, Mrs Menzies-Scott.'

    'Gosling,' hissed Janey.

    'I'm sorry, Mrs Gosling, I got injured. And coming to this meeting seemed more important. After all, we'll be running a television company for a long long time.'

    'Hum,' said Lady Gosling. 'Somewhat hubristic of you. And where are the Bishop and Professor Graystock?'

    Freddie cleared his throat.

    'Er, they've withdrawn because of a conflict of interests.'

    'One can understand that,' said Lady Gosling heavily.

    'And Cameron Cook?'

    Freddie opened his mouth.

    'I'm here,' said a voice behind him. 'I'm so sorry, Lady Gosling, my cab ran into another car in the Old Brompton Road.'

    It was Cameron in her scarlet silk suit, bringing a wonderful warmth and colour into the room. She was very pale beneath her blusher, and wearing tinted glasses, but totally self-possessed. Sliding into the seat beside Rupert, she very deliberately put a hand over his, then smiling down the row said once again: 'I'm so sorry, everyone."

    'You little beauty,' said Freddie under his breath.

    Cameron's arrival seemed to pull Venturer magically together. The first questions were about finance and technical specifications, and initially fielded by Freddie. Then, like a tigerish scrum-half, he passed the ball out to his wings, Rupert, Bas, Lord Smith, Marti, and Georgie Barnes, who'd arrived with a pile of revenue forecasts.

    Freddie in fact was the life and soul of the application. A born showman, puffing on his cigar, giving occasional infectious roars of laughter, he exuded honesty, energy and huge enthusiasm for the task.

    The Prebendary, who was still looking beady, didn't throw Wesley on ethnic minorities, but, seeing him yawning, asked him why he personally wished to oust Corinium as the

    franchise holder.

    'I live in the area, man,' drawled Wesley. 'I'm absolutely fed up, like everyone else in this consortium, with having to watch such God-awful programmes.'

    Even Lady Gosling suppressed a smile, and nodded to Lady Barnsley, who rather nervously asked if the applicant's programme plans were based on its view of the characteristics and needs of the franchise area. It was a sod. There was a

    long pause.

    'Almost entirely,' said Cameron. 'We all know and love and live in the area, so we want to put something back, and give it a regional identity. We want to make friends with the viewers, to make them feel part of one great Venturer

    family.

    'But our approach would be the same if we were pitching for any area in the British Isles. Great television comes from telling people the truth, from entertaining them so well they don't realize they're being educated. We want to make documentaries and dramas that tackle the problems we all face, coping with unemployment, loneliness, adolescence, being in love. Even -' she smiled, testing the age group of the panel - 'with the traumas of having one's grandchildren to stay over Christmas.' The panel smiled warmly back.

    'Cameron can hardly say this for herself,' chipped in Charles, 'but I'd just like to add that with her and Declan,we have the most exciting team to hit the screen since Ivory and Merchant. They've both been in Ireland making a film on Yeats for Channel Four. I saw the uncut version last week. It is utter magic and will bring Yeats's poetry and the beauty

    of the Irish countryside to millions of new viewers. It would be nice to think they could do the same for the Cotswold

    area.

    Lady Gosling nodded sagely, noticing, however, that Declan was gazing blankly into space and taking no part in the proceedings.

    Everyone drank a great deal of Highland Spring water. Dame Enid and Charles were superb on the arts; Billy charmed all the panel on sport; Janey had some wonderful ideas for women's interests; Seb made them laugh on news coverage, saying that the Corinium Head of News was so idle, he consulted his opposite number at the BBC every morning, so they could both cover the same local events, and there would be absolutely no danger of either of them being bawled out for scooping the other.

    Henry started off brilliantly when Judge Davey asked him about his involvement in the consortium. He was just waxing lyrical on capturing the wild life of the area on film, and appearing to scratch his plaster for the third time, when Janey suddenly realized he was pulling up the flare of his trousers and reading the whole thing off his plaster and got the most frightful giggles. Terrified that the Prebendary, who was sitting next to Henry, would take his eyes off her bosom for one second and see what Henry was up to, Janey nudged Henry sharply in the ribs.

    'Ouch! shrews,

    voles, badgers,' ended Henry lamely, dropping his trouser-leg and thus losing his impromptu autocue.

    'I love badgers,' said Lady Barnsley, looking very excited. 'We've got some in our wood.'

    'Have you really?' said Henry. 'So have we, and so has Declan actually. I passed two big chaps having a fight in my drive the other night. They were so preoccupied, I managed to get really close up.'

    'Did you really?' said Lady Barnsley.

    Lady Gosling, however, had had enough about badgers. She looked straight at Declan, who was still slumped in his chair totally unrecognizable from the dazzlingly charismatic, self-confident demagogue who'd laid into Tony Baddingham

    at the public meeting.

    'Who is going to run the company?' she asked him.

    'I'm chairman,' said Freddie, when Declan didn't answer. 'I intend to devote at least one day a week to Venturer if not more. 'Enry's non-executive deputy chairman, Rupert'll handle finance and admin with Harold. Declan and Cameron will oversee programmes. Georgie will be in charge of sales. Charles, Janey, Sally, Billy and Seb will all be Heads of various departments. Marti, Bas, Lord Smiff, Dame Enid an' Wesley will be non-executive directors. But they'll all act on a consultancy basis, and add to the smooth running of the

    company.' 'But who is really going to run the company?' persisted

    Lady Gosling.

    No contribution was clearly forthcoming from Declan, so Rupert looked at Lady Gosling squarely. 'I am,' he said.

    'I would have thought,' said Lady Gosling icily, 'that your very limited business experience doesn't include the creation of new companies. It's a tough skill to acquire.'

    'When I was twenty-one,' snapped Rupert, 'I started my own show-jumping business, which has now developed into a yard, which turns over ten million a year. I'm also an MP, and on top of all this I ran an extremely successful sports ministry for four years. I shall also have the constant and incredibly able advice of all my directors, particularly Harold, who's been in charge of LWT's programmes for the last few

    years."

    The entire Board would support Rupert as Chief Executive,' said Bas.

    All of Venturer murmured their assent except Wesley who

    was sleeping peacefully.

    'He did come on an overnight flight,' explained Janey,

    giving him a nudge.

    'Howzat,' said Wesley, waking up.

    Lady Gosling looked with infinite disapproval from Wesley to Declan, to Rupert to Billy, then up the table to Janey. 'Don't you feel there are too many celebrities, too many prima

    donnas in your consortium? Can you honestly convince us that Venturer will be able to stick effectively together as a team?'

    'Yes,' said Rupert evenly, once more looking her straight in the eye. 'It hasn't been an easy week with my so-called "memoirs" coming out, but except for the Bishop and the Professor, we're all here, aren't we?'

    Lady Gosling dropped her eyes first.

    Glancing at the clock on the wall, Cameron could see they'd been in there an hour and a half. Was that a good sign, or did the IBA merely want to prove Venturer's inferiority beyond doubt? Knowing nothing about Maud's affair with Tony, she had also realized there was something seriously wrong with Declan. He hadn't contributed to the discussion at all. By now he ought to be revving up for his final peroration, tearing Corinium limb from limousine, but he was saying nothing.

    She looked down the row, at Janey and Billy radiating panache and glamour and high spirits when she knew how desperately broke they were, at Charles who had no future if Venturer went down, at Georgie, Sally and Harold, who'd certainly jeopardized their careers, at Henry dreaming of bosoms and badgers, at Wesley who'd flown thousands of miles to support them and probably jeopardized his test career as well, at Rupert who, despite the devastating blows that had been dealt him that week, had performed so incredibly bravely, and back to Declan, who had taught her humanity. They were her friends, the people she most wanted to work with.

    Lady Gosling looked at her watch, and poured herself a glass of Highland Spring. 'Well, we've listened to you all, and studied your bulky application. Has anyone anything else to say?'

    There was a long agonizing pause:

    'I have,' said Cameron, getting to her feet, as slim and brave in her red suit as the young Portia.

    'Ladies and Gentlemen, last week at one of the northern

    television stations a young Head of News hanged himself.' She glanced along the row of shocked reproving faces. 'Sure, we've all been fed the official story that he had domestic and financial problems. The truth was he couldn't handle all the pressures in the run-up to the franchise awards. He was being so bullied to get so many different lobbies, local worthies, friends of his Managing Director on to his programme to impress you, the IBA, so that his lousy bosses could keep their franchise and go on making a fortune. This is a tragedy and a disgrace,' went on Cameron fiercely, 'and an appalling indictment on the whole IBA and ITV system. We in production should not feel we've got to put on worthy uplifting boring programmes every eight years in order to impress you and retain the franchise. We should make good programmes all the time.'

    She turned, pointing to the framed document on the wall, giving the IBA its own coat of arms and motto: 'Your motto is Servire populo. But you're not serving the people if you're encouraging the companies to make programmes that please you, which you feel the people ought to watch, rather than what they want to watch. I worked for Tony Baddingham for four years,' she went on bitterly.

    'And produced some very good uplifting programmes that weren't boring,' said Lady Gosling dryly.