Revenge of the Dragon Lady (9 page)

Eric hails from Someplace Far Away (at least that’s what he wrote on his Application Form). There’s an air of mystery about this Class I lad, who says he is “totally typical and absolutely average.” If that is so, how did he come to own the rich tapestry that hangs over his cot? And are his parents really close personal friends of Sir Lancelot? Did Frypot the cook bribe him to start the Clean Plate Club? And doesn’t Eric’s arm ever get tired from raising his hand in class so often?

Dream:
Valiant Dragon Slayer
Reality:
Teacher’s Pet
Extracurricular Activities:
Sir Lancelot Fan Club;
Armor Polishing Club; Future Dragon Slayer of the
Month Club; DSA Pep Squad, Founder and Cheer
Composer
Favorite Subject:
All of Them!!!!!
Oft-Heard Saying:
“When
I
am a mighty Dragon Slayer...”
Plans for the Future:
To take over DSA

This is a banner year for Baldrick. He is celebrating his tenth year as a Class I lad at DSA. Way to go, Baldrick! If any of you new students want to know the ropes, Baldrick is the one to see. He can tell when you should definitely
not
eat the cafeteria’s eel, where the choice seats are in Professor Pluck’s class, and what to tell the headmaster if you are late to class. Just don’t ask him the answer to any test questions.

Dream:
To run the world
Reality:
A runny nose
Extracurricular Activities:
Practice Dragon
Maintenance Squad; Least Improved Slayer-in-
Training Award
Favorite Subject:
“Could you repeat the question?”
Oft Heard Saying:
“A dragon ate my homework.”
Plans for the Future:
To transfer to Dragon
Stabbers’ Prep