Queen Sophie Hartley (10 page)

“That's it! You lose three points!” Heather's voice was furious, but it was high and funny, too, because she was still pinching her nose. “I hope you're proud of yourself! You made it to the bottom of my list! Come on, Destiny.”

She turned and flounced away. Destiny was right behind her.

Sophie was spitting the last remnants of liver into the trash when Jenna and Alice came running up to her.

“What did you do to Heather?” demanded Jenna.

“Where'd you get the tiara?” said Alice.

“I gave her a present,” Sophie said to Jenna. “Nora gave it to me,” she said to Alice.

Alice and Jenna looked at each other and then at Sophie again.

“Are you still friends with her?” asked Alice.

“Are you going to wear that in Mrs. Hackle's class?” said Jenna.

“No. Yes,” answered Sophie.

Alice and Jenna exchanged another look.

“Mrs. Hackle will make you take it off,” Jenna said. “You know how strict she is.”

“I'll put it back on at lunch,” Sophie said. The bell rang, and the three girls turned and headed toward the front door.

“Are those real diamonds?” Alice asked.

“What do you think, Alice?” Jenna scoffed. “Sophie can't afford real diamonds. Can you, Sophie?”

Sophie only smiled.

“They
could
be real, Jenna,” Alice said. “You don't know everything.”

“Do you want to spend the night at my house tomorrow?” Jenna said to Sophie. “Alice is coming.”

Sophie stopped and looked at her. “You were mean to me,” she said severely. She
turned to Alice. “You were mean to me, too.”

At first, it made Sophie feel good to see the guilty way Jenna and Alice looked at each other and then down at the ground. But almost immediately, it made her feel terrible. She didn't want to make them feel bad. They were her friends.

Alice looked up at her quickly and flashed a tiny smile. “I'm sorry,” she said.

“Me, too,” Jenna said grudgingly.

“I forgive you,” said Sophie.

“Can I try that on?” Alice asked, looking longingly at Sophie's tiara.

“Me, too?” said Jenna.

“Maybe,” said Sophie. “But you'll have to start out as commoners until you learn how to curtsy.”

“Do
you
know how?” they asked together.

“Of course.” Sophie had never felt more regal than she did when Jenna's and Alice's mouths dropped open in unison as they watched her.

Only when she was standing upright again did they close.

“Come, commoners,” she said kindly.

Then, with shoulders back and stomach in, dignified, kind Queen Sophie Hartley sailed into school with her loyal commoners by her side and her diamond tiara sparkling in the sun, the way it was going to do all day, every day, starting now.

 

 

“I hate my hair!”

Sophie took a pair of socks out of her top drawer and counted to herself silently.
One, one thousand . . . two, one thousand . . .

“I HATE MY HAIR!” Her older sister, Nora, shouted it louder this time. Then she slammed the door of the bathroom cabinet before turning on the hair dryer full blast.

Even the hair dryer sounded furious.

Sophie sat on the end of her bed and reached for her sneakers. There once had been a time when the next thing to happen would have been Nora's storming into their room, hurling her hairbrush onto the dresser, and snarling, “Don't talk to me,” before Sophie had even opened her mouth.

Then Sophie (the old Sophie) would have tried to cheer Nora up by saying something dumb like “I have curly hair, too, and I like it.”

Sophie couldn't believe how much she'd matured in two short months.

Since Nora had moved up to the attic and Sophie had turned ten, Sophie had started seeing things in such a new light that she felt as if she could easily be eleven.

Or even twelve.

The thing was, Sophie wasn't in a rush to be eleven or twelve. It would bring her that much closer to being fourteen. After observing Nora for the past few months, Sophie had decided that fourteen was a very emotional age. She would have liked to keep a list of all the things that made Nora furious so she could start practicing not letting them bother her when
she
was fourteen. But ever since last year, when Sophie had discovered that everyone in the family had been reading her lists even though she'd kept them carefully hidden, she had given up lists.

One particular day last fall had made it final.

She and Nora were still sharing a room. Sophie was sitting at Nora's desk, intently reading something written in purple ink that she'd found in the desk drawer Nora had labeled
KEEP OUT
!, and didn't realize her sister had come in until Nora shrieked.

Then Sophie, who was so shocked by what she'd read that she completely forgot she'd taken the key to the drawer from its hiding place taped inside Nora's winter boot at the back of the closet, looked at her sister and said, “‘Mr. and Mrs. Ian Bishop'? ‘Mrs. Ian Bishop'? ‘Nora Hartley Bishop'?

“Nora!” Sophie had cried. “You're
married?
”

Looking back, Sophie couldn't believe how young she'd been when she was nine. While Nora pounded on the door of the locked bathroom where Sophie had sought shelter, Sophie had sworn off lists for the rest of her life.
Hers or anyone else's.

Lately, though, she wished she hadn't been so hasty. In order to remember everything, she had to walk around muttering, “Hair, boys, parties, nose, thunder thighs, Lisa Kellogg—hair, boys, parties, nose, thunder thighs, Lisa Kellogg,” under her breath. Since the day Nora had overheard her and gotten mad about
that
because she said Sophie was making fun of her, Sophie had been forced to repeat that list in her head. Since her head was already crowded, it meant there was hardly any room left.

All she knew was that noses should be small, hair should be straight, and boys and parties were good unless they didn't like you or you didn't get invited to one. Then they were bad. She wasn't sure what Lisa Kellogg had done to make Nora hate her, or what thunder thighs were, but they were both definitely on the list. It was all very complicated.

What worried Sophie most of all, though, was something Nora had said a few weeks earlier. She and Mrs. Hartley had been arguing about a pair of expensive jeans that Nora said all the girls in middle school wore and Mrs. Hartley said they couldn't afford. Sophie was only trying to help when she said, “You should do what I do, Nora. Sew or glue things on your old jeans to make them look different.”

“Butt out, Sophie,” Nora said.

“Nora!” said Mrs. Hartley.

“It's none of her business.”

“We're in the kitchen,” Sophie said. “When you're having a conversation in the kitchen, anyone can join it.”

“Oh, is that right?” Nora sneered at her in the way she'd perfected in middle school. “You think everything's so hunky-dory all the time. Just you wait, Little Miss Sunshine.
Your
time will come.”

Nora had stormed up to her room before Sophie could ask exactly
when
Nora thought Sophie's time would come and what would happen to her when it did.

“She means you're going to become a teenager.” Mrs. Hartley got up to put her mug into the dishwasher and muttered, “Heaven help us,” under her breath.

“I heard that,” said Sophie. “It doesn't help, on top of Nora.”

“Sorry.” Her mother flashed a fake smile. “Who knows, Sophie? Maybe you'll be the first adolescent in history to become a teenager who doesn't have temper tantrums or grow a mustache!”

“You know I won't,” Sophie said gloomily. “Even Thad changed. Remember how he suddenly grew hair all over his arms and legs and went around giving us beard burns and flapping his arms to show off his hairy underarms?”

“Please.” Her mother picked up her briefcase and started for the hall. “Three teenagers in one house,” she said. “What were we thinking?”

It wasn't very comforting.

What if Nora was right and Sophie had no other choice than to become a teenager who burst into tears one minute and was hysterical with happiness the next? And who argued with almost everyone in her family?

Sophie didn't want to become that kind of person. For one thing, she didn't like to argue. For another, she liked the people in her family. Now that she was fourteen, Nora seemed to hate most of them. She ignored Sophie whenever she could and argued with everyone else, almost every day.

Mr. Hartley was safe because he was on the road so much of the time, and Maura still talked in one- or two-word sentences. Even Nora couldn't argue with a toddler who said only “Wow!” and “Okay!” As for John, he had a way of ignoring everything that went on above his head. Since he was seven and short, he managed to avoid most family arguments.

Nora argued constantly with Thad and their mother. Her temper had started to affect everyone in the family. Mrs. Hartley had been much grouchier than usual lately. After she and Nora had had a particularly heated argument one afternoon, Sophie found her mother in the family room, pacing back and forth and muttering, “Be the rock . . . Be the rock . . .”

“What rock?” Sophie asked.

“Mothers are meant to be the rock their children build their lives on,” Mrs. Hartley said grimly. “On days like this, I feel more like sand.”

Now, as if on cue, Sophie heard the bathroom door open and Nora shout, “Thad, if you use my deodorant one more time, I'm going to kill you!” as she stomped past Sophie's door on her way back up to the attic. Sophie finished tying her shoes and stood up. If she couldn't avoid fourteen entirely (and the only way to do it that she'd come up with was both painful and permanent), she needed to start practicing what not to get annoyed about, right away.

She went over to her art table to take a last- minute look at the collage she was making. Her class had learned how to make collages. Sophie loved cutting pictures out of magazines and words out of newspapers, and collecting anything that grabbed her attention when she was outside, to put on them. Some kids laughed at how Sophie's collages had things sticking out, but she liked them that way.

They were interesting.

She was working on a collage for Alice now. Alice had fallen in love with tie-dyeing a few months earlier, after her mother had bought her a kit. She had tie-dyed T-shirts and belts and hats with different-colored swirls and stripes. She had made an artist apron for Sophie and tie-dyed swirls in different colors all over it. Sophie had based her collage for Alice on tie-dyeing and pasted on color swatches and photographs and all kinds of other things. She had found a small spring, painted it blue, and pasted that on to represent a swirl.

All she needed now was a photograph of Alice to put in the middle. Or maybe a picture of Alice with her and Jenna.

When Sophie heard Thad go downstairs, she realized she was late and quickly checked herself in the mirror on her closet door. Her hair looked ratty in the back, even for her. She'd neglected to take out her ponytail before she went to bed last night. Now a piece of the yellow yarn she'd used in her collage was tangled up in it.

Sophie picked up her hairbrush and then stopped.

Nope,
she thought firmly, putting it back down. Not worrying about hair was number one on her list. There had to be a positive way of looking at the snarled mess on the back of her head.

She studied it critically from several angles.

If she used her imagination, the mess looked a bit like the bird's nest John had found last summer and kept on his bookshelf.
Cool.
If she could find a real feather on the way to school, her hair would look exactly like a nest. And since hers didn't have a crushed egg in it, she didn't have to worry it was going to smell bad, either.

Sophie picked up her kitten, Patsy, from where she was sleeping on the bed, and went down to breakfast.

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