Authors: Max Allan Collins
“Aw eat shit, Quarry, can’t you answer straight just once?”
“I got nothing against one-legged guys,” I said. “It’s just you I can’t stand.”
“Oh, oh, really? And, and what’s wrong with me?”
“Don’t ask me for reasons. Don’t ever ask me for reasons.”
“I don’t think I ever met any bigger bastard than you, Quarry. You’re one big fucking bastard.”
“Army teach you to talk that way? Really foul stuff like that? Shocking.”
“You just shut up.”
“What?”
“You shut up, I said.”
“Didn’t Broker tell you what I am?”
“He told me.”
“Then you ought to know better than to tell me to shut up.”
“I’ll tell you again.”
“You tell me again and I’ll come over there and feed you that wooden leg.”
His eyes got big. “It’s . . . not wooden. It’s not a wooden leg.”
“What the hell would you call it?”
“A prosthesis.”
“Whatever.”
“What . . . what the hell makes you hate me?”
“I didn’t say I hated you.”
“Oh? What then?”
“I said I couldn’t stand you.”
“There’s a difference?”
“Yeah.”
“Such as?”
“Such as I don’t waste energy hating you. But I can’t stand to look at you, because you’re an asshole, and I don’t like looking at assholes . . . now that’s all the explanation you’re going to get, so leave it alone.”
He did. He got quiet and folded his hands in his lap and sat there thinking, trying to understand what it was he did that made me want to give him so bad a time. I didn’t know why myself. I just knew this kid was going to die and somewhere in the back of my head, somewhere it seemed vaguely a waste.
But die he would. Like anybody who goes into it for any other reason than to make money. There’s no room for revenge. No leeway for crusades. You can’t kill people because you hated your daddy or because you saw mammy screwing the milkman when you were five or because when you were six a bully took your wagon away from you or because you want back the leg some other mindless idiot blew off for some mindless idiotic nonreason. You last only if you don’t care. If you care, if you have to care about something, care about money. Money and your ass.
7
DAWN WAS POKING
at the sky. I was standing at the glass door to the balcony, drawing back the curtain and watching the colors of the sky change and reflect and shimmer on the water of the pool below. I hoped I’d be able to get in another swim before I left.
An hour or so had passed and Carl and I had stopped trying to make conversation. It got to the point where either we’d have to get friendly or keep quiet, and I wasn’t about to get friendly. The air was so heavy with mutual hostility I was almost relieved when the single, soft knock came at the hall entrance. I went to the dresser and got open the drawer where I’d stashed the nine-millimeter automatic and took it out and Carl’s eyes flickered. I walked to the door, the gun behind me.
Broker came in and with one quick motion dismissed Carl, who was only too glad to go. I put the automatic away and sat on the bed. Broker selected a chair and brought it up close to where I sat. He took off his suitcoat and folded it across his lap, folded his hands. He looked at me. He looked at me hard, his eyes moving toward the center of his face, all but crossing.
“Well, Quarry?”
“Well, Broker.”
“That was all.”
“You asking or telling or what?”
“The one bag. Was that all?”
“Of course it was all.”
“There should have been more.”
“Is that right?”
“That’s right.”
“How much more should there have been, Broker?”
“Another bag.”
“Oh?”
“Another bag of the same size.”
“There was only the one.”
“Are you sure?”
“Yes.”
“Positive?”
“How many times do I have to answer the same question, Broker?”
“Until I believe you, Quarry.”
“There was one bag. One bag, Broker. I won’t fool with that stuff, you know that, don’t you?”
“I thought I did. Where did he keep it?”
“Well, I had to search him. He claimed he shipped the stuff out by some other route. Said he didn’t have any of it on him. But I shook him down and found that bag in the lining of his coat.”
“Some other route. Did he say what route?”
“No. When he said that, I didn’t pursue it. I thought he was bullshitting. And when I found the bag on him, I was convinced.”
“Do you remember what it was he said?”
“No.”
“What did he say, exactly?”
“I don’t remember, exactly.”
“Quarry . . . are you being straight with me? Can I trust you you’re telling the truth?”
“You’ll have to.”
“If you’re lying, I can get it out of you.”
“If I’m lying, you can’t, Carl can’t, and nobody you know can.”
He thought that over. A tic got going, gently, under his left eye; he touched his mustache. He decided what I said was true; he decided Quarry was so tough no man alive could make him talk. Wrong. There are guys so fucking mean they could look at me and I’d tell them whatever they wanted to know. But Broker didn’t know that, so it didn’t matter.
“Broker,” I said, “I’ve been working through you for, what, now? Five years? Have I ever tried to pull one single damn thing on you?”
Broker shook his head no.
“And,” I said, “haven’t I told you I didn’t want to be involved in any part of anything except this one thing I do? Just my one thing. We’ve talked about that several times. Few hours ago, at that restaurant, for instance.”
Broker nodded.
“So what do you think?” I said.
Broker hesitated. Then he touched his hands to his knees and said, “I think we ought to forget this matter.”
“Good.”
“I think we ought to forget this matter and get on to something, else.”
“Good.”
Broker seemed to relax; the tic was gone; he touched his mustache again, but in a different way. He said, “This afternoon, at the airport, was a rather hastily conceived affair. You were, of course, called in for another purpose entirely. But with you available, I felt it less than prudent to use someone local, like Carl, who wouldn’t have been able to perform in the professional manner I can depend upon you to employ.”
“Thanks for the orchids,” I said. “Now what about the assignment yon had in mind before the sidetrack?”
Broker nodded and said, “Your associate is already doing preliminary work.”
“Boyd’s there already?”
“Yes. Mr. Boyd has been on the scene for a week. You can join him tomorrow afternoon . . .” Broker glanced at his watch. “Rather, I should say, this afternoon.”
“He’s not somewhere here in the Cities, is he?”
“No. One hit this close to home . . . my home, that is . . . is dangerous enough, let alone two. But you will be closer than perhaps is best. Thirty miles from here, small town of twenty or twenty-two thousand, on the Iowa side.”
“Port City?” I asked.
“Yes. You know it?”
“Been through it. Wouldn’t say I know it. Just another river town, little smaller, little older than some I worked.”
“A very simple assignment, really. You’ll need three, four days at most.”
“Fine.”
Broker unfolded his suitcoat and got an envelope out from a side pocket and handed it to me. “There’s a piece of paper in there, with a phone number on it.”
I took the envelope and folded it and stuck it in my shirt pocket. “Boyd’s number?”
Broker nodded.
“Motel or hotel or what?”
“Phone rings where he’s doing surveillance. He’ll be there most of the time.”
“A phone at a lookout? Sounds like an unusual situation.”
“It is. It’s a dream situation for you, Quarry, like a vacation with pay.”
“Work isn’t my idea of a vacation, and neither is Port City.”
“Busman’s holiday, then.” Broker got up and into his suitcoat, smoothing it with his palms and saying, “Sorry we had so much trouble with that other matter.”
“All is forgiven, Broker.”
“I’m sorry if you found your task today offensive. I’ll keep that in mind and avoid giving you any such activities in the future.”
“Good.”
“Enjoy your stay in Port City.”
“I don’t enjoy my work, Broker. I just do it.”
Broker smiled. “And you do it well, Quarry. I appreciate that. You didn’t even bother asking how much this one’s going to pay.”
“Doesn’t matter. I’m sure you’ve told Boyd all that. It’ll give us something to talk about.”
Broker walked to the door. “Quarry.”
“Yes?”
“Let me ask you something.”
“Go ahead.”
“Why does it bother you so much, my hiring Carl?”
“Doesn’t bother me at all,” I said.
He shook his head, shrugged and opened the door, where Carl was outside waiting. The kid glanced at me and I gave him the peace sign and shut the door on them.