Punk'd and Skunked

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Authors: R.L. Stine

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Rotten School

Punk'd and Skunked
R.L. Stine

Illustrations by Trip Park

For Chase

–TP

Contents

1.
PPP

2.
Drooling

3.
How Do You Spell $$$$?

4.
A New Taste Treat

5.
Slap, Slap

6.
April-May Makes It Rain

7.
A Solid Platinum Winner

8.
An Inside-Out Nose

9.
And the Winner Is…

10.
Belzer's PPP Problem

11.
Who's Got the Invention?

12.
Don't Make Waves

13.
A Splash of Tea

14.
Loser Inventions

15.
Punk'd and Skunked

16.
Think…Think…Think…

17.
Stuck in the Swamp

18.
An Instant Winner

19.
A Croquet Lesson

20.
A Rule Against Naked Butts?

21.
Sweet!

22.
A Big Einish

Good morning, everyone. This is Headmaster Upchuck, wishing everyone a Rotten Day in every way. Remember—each and every one of you is a Rotten student. And that should make you proud. Here are today's Morning Announcements….

 

Congratulations to The Bleeders, our varsity Head-Butting team, for winning the State Head-Butting Championship. I'll be handing out the trophy as soon as the boys stop crying and holding their heads.

 

Chef Baloney announces that tonight is “Not Too Spoiled” Night in the Dining Hall. Chef will be serving tasty leftovers that are not too spoiled. Enjoy!

 

The Make-a-Great-Invention Contest has begun. I'm sorry that sixth-grade inventor Chris P. Chikken will not be able to show off his clever invention—the Chocolate-Flavored Backpack—because he ate it.

 

In other Invention Contest news, Nyce House student Wes Updood says he has invented a new day of the week. He calls it Thrukesday. I've asked the nurse to give Wes a thorough checkup.

 

Our annual Frog Roast will be held Friday night. Anyone interested in roasting a frog should sign up today. The frogs are going fast.

 

Our school Whistling Champion, Otto Nobetter, will not be performing the “Theme From
Scooby-Doo
” tonight because of a big, red, oozing sore on his lip. Otto will be showing off his sore at lunch today.

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