Read Printer in Petticoats Online
Authors: Lynna Banning
“No sing,” he said. “But make good magic, like in China.”
“Oh?” Ellie studied the grinning man with heightened interest. “Could you come back later and give me a demonstration?”
“Ah, no, Missus.” Charlie waved his hands over young Teddy MacAllister's head and pulled a shiny quarter from behind one ear and a perfect yellow rosebud from the other.
“Hey, how'd you do that?” Teddy demanded.
“Magician never tell how,” Charlie said with an enigmatic smile. “But you wash front window tomorrow, and I show you more.”
“You're hired!” Ellie exulted. “I don't care if you can't sing a single note, Charlie, you are a real magician!”
“Oh, can sing, too,” the Chinese man corrected. “Just not want to.”
Cole Sanders, seated behind Ellie, laughed out loud. The director swiveled her head and pointed a long finger at him. “You're next, Cole.”
“Aw, now, Ellie...” Beside him, Jessamine smiled broadly.
“Sing,” Ellie commanded. “Anything but âClementine.'”
Cole swallowed hard and opened his lips. “âI knew she was the one when she loaded up her gun andâ'”
“That's enough, Cole. You're perfect for the part of Sir Sandwich.”
Jessamine was still giggling when Ellie pointed at her. “Miss Lassiter? Sing something, please.”
Jess blinked. It wasn't an invitation; it was an order. “Uh, well, let me see. How's this?” She drew in a breath.
“âShe peered hard down the barrel and watched his blue eyes narrow, thenâ'”
“Hired!” Ellie chortled. “Jessamine, you will make an admirable Lady Marmalade.” She had to raise her voice over Cole's laughter.
“I don't know about you two,” the music director muttered under her breath. “Positively...well, shamelessly...shameless.”
Alto Ardith Buchanan won the part of Lady Marmalade's lady-in-waiting, and Cole, Ike Bruhn and Anderson Rivera were cast as the three suitors. The sheriff would play his fiddle.
Cole groaned under his breath
. Anderson Rivera.
He sure hoped none of the suitors got to kiss Lady Marmalade. Especially not Sheriff Rivera.
Noralee Ness won the part of Miss Evangeline, and Billy Rowell ended up as Picklerelish.
At the end of the evening, Cole offered to walk Jessamine home, but he had to practically arm-wrestle her away from Anderson Rivera, who was standing next to herâway too closeâdemonstrating a sudden interest in Jess's gift for improvising verse.
Cole didn't realize his fists were clenched until he tried to stuff his hands into his trouser pockets.
Chapter Twenty-Three
R
ita plopped her coffeepot down on the table and scowled at the two diners facing each other across an expanse of white linen tablecloth. Land sakes, they weren't even looking at each other, much less talking! Each newspaper editor had hisâor herâhead hidden behind the pages of the other's morning edition. Not only that, but neither Cole Sanders nor Jessamine Lassiter looked up, even when she refilled their cups. For the third time.
Only when she retreated to the kitchen did she hear a single word spoken.
“Kinda pointed,” Cole said.
Jessamine raised her coffee cup to her lips without glancing up. “No more so than
your
editorial.”
“Yeah, but my editorial is more accurate.
She stifled a grin. “Prove it.” She loved bantering with Cole. He made her squirm, and she made him laugh.
“Jess, your editorial is downright opinionated.”
“An editorial doesn't have to be accurate,” she challenged. “An editorial is just that, an opinion. And in
this
case,
my
opinion on the matter is better than
yours
.”
Cole snorted. “But at least the editor's opinion has to be based on facts.”
“Does not.”
He hid his smile behind the newspaper he held before his face. “Another thing, Jess. Writing-wise, you're stuck in another alphabetical rut. This time it's
J
words.
Jaundiced. Jounced. Jerry-rigged.
”
“I like
J
words,” she quipped.
“Jumpy...joyful...jittery,”
she recited. “So there. And may I point out that you're awfully fond of
M
words this week?
Murderous. Manacled. Mayhem.
”
“And I believe,” he said dryly, “that it's
jury-rigged
, not
jerry-rigged
.”
“It is? Are you sure?”
“I'm sure. Kinda expected you to know the difference.”
“There's a difference? I thought it was just a matter of spelling.”
“Or misspelling,” he said blandly.
She leaned across the table toward him. “Oh, Cole, I do like it when we discuss things. It's...stimulating.”
He barked out a laugh. “Stimulating? âStimulating' would be reading an editorial of yours without a lot of hyperbole.”
“Ah, yes, hyperbole,” she mused aloud. She peeked out from behind the propped-up page of the
Lark
. “That's when someone tries to make his readers forget the facts, isn't it?”
“Hyperbole,”
he muttered, lowering his newspaper so their eyes met, “is what a woman does every time she smears rouge all over her cheeks.”
She gave a delighted chirp of laughter. “My, that
is
clever. Personally I have never worn rouge. Papa said it wasn't proper.”
“You don't need rouge, Jess,” he said with a smile. “You're blushing.”
“Oh.” She bit her lip and Cole sucked in a breath.
“Let's get back to
manacled
and
mayhem
, shall we?” she said. “Those are perfectly good words for that snake Conway Arbuckle.”
“He'll go to prison, Jess. I figure we're just helping him along. It won't be
jury-rigged
when he comes to trial.”
She laughed. He'd never heard a woman's laugh he liked better than Jess's. Half the fun of their twice-weekly newspaper postmortems across the restaurant dining table was exchanging barbs with her.
Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Rita watching them, a puzzled look on her shiny face. He felt halfway sorry for the waitress. Weeks went by when he and Jess bantered back and forth across platters of eggs and bacon and biscuits. He guessed Rita couldn't figure out if they were friends or enemies.
Now that he thought about it, maybe that was a valid question. Lately he didn't know himself. Jess could be pointed, amusing, determined and playful, all at one sitting. It was damn hard to keep up with her, but it sure kept him on his toes.
As long as she doesn't nibble on her bottom lip
.
He darted a look at her, then purposefully looked away. “Are you covering the dance out at Jensen's barn on Saturday?” he asked.
She blinked. “âCovering'? You mean gathering news?”
“Yeah.”
“I rather thought a dance was an opportunity for a person to dance,” she said tartly.
“That, too,” he acknowledged. “Also good for finding out the latest news and gossip. I understand that Sheriff Walks-on-Water Rivera will be there.”
Her dark eyebrows rose. “Walks on water?”
“Noralee is so swoony over Anderson Rivera you'd think he'd climbed down from Mount Olympus just to be the sheriff of Smoke River.”
“You mean Valhalla, don't you? Mr. Rivera looks more Viking than Greek to me.”
Cole groaned under his breath. Viking, Greek. It was bad enough that his typesetter was all aflutter over the man; an all too visceral part of him didn't want Jess to be smitten, as well.
Hell's bells, she was biting her lip again. He pushed away from the table and stood up.
“Where are you going?” she asked. “We aren't finished with our postmortem yet.”
“I'm finished,” Cole said in a tight voice. “I'll rent a buggy and drive you out to Jensen's on Saturday night if you'd like.”
“Yes, thank you, Cole. On the way back to town we can compare notes on all the news and gossip. I look forward to it.”
Cole folded his copy of the
Sentinel
under his arm and studied her rosy upturned face. He could hardly wait. But what he looked forward to wasn't talking with Jess; it was dancing with her.
* * *
Music floated on the evening air as Cole maneuvered the buggy close to Peter and Roberta Jensen's handsome red barn. He parked the rig among the horses and buckboards gathered in front of the structure, handed Jess down and took her elbow.
She looked so beautiful tonight he could scarcely breathe. Her dark blue skirt hugged the curve of her hips and swirled gracefully about her black button-up shoes. The lacy pink shirtwaist swelled in all the right places. He swallowed and looked off across a just-plowed field.
The minute Jess was inside she unwrapped the knit blue shawl about her shoulders, drew a notepad and a pencil from her skirt pocket and headed for the chairs lining the plank dance floor where a row of onlookers sat chatting. Cole watched her make a beeline for Jericho and Maddie Silver, rocking their twin babies in two matching wicker laundry baskets.
Well, shoot. He wanted Jess dancing in his arms, not taking notes for her newspaper. He concentrated on the fiddle and guitar music and let his attention drift until it landed on the new sheriff, Anderson Rivera. His tall, spare frame moved purposefully toward the bar made of pine two-by-twelves balanced between two stacked apple crates. Cole watched the man speak at length to the bartender, Seth Ruben, down a cup of lemonadeâ
lemonade?
âand stride back to the dance floor.
Cole stepped up to the bar. “Seth,” he greeted the paunchy man uncorking a fifth of whiskey.
“Cole. New sheriff sure don't drink much.”
“Oh, yeah?”
“Been here two hours, and all he's had is lemonade.”
“Clean and sober man, maybe. Pour me a shot.”
Seth snorted. “Nah. More'n likely he doesn't want liquor on his breath for the ladies. Jest watch him.” The bartender jerked his chin toward the dance floor.
Rivera was dancing with the widowed Elvira Sorensen. When the two-step concluded, the sheriff escorted the tall, gaunt woman back to her chair and then whirled pudgy Roberta Jensen out onto the floor. Then it was Zinnia Langfelter, the undertaker's daughter, and then old Mrs. Hinksley, the retired schoolteacher from Ohio who was eighty if she was a day. The elderly lady's snow-white head bobbed in time to the music while Rivera spun her around and around in a waltz. Next he engaged Maddie Silver in a spirited two-step.
After Maddie, Rivera bent over the hand of Ardith Buchanan, politely asking her to dance. Cole groaned. Noralee would be so jealous and distracted he might as well kiss Monday's galley proofs goodbye.
Suddenly he understood what the man was doing. The new sheriff was methodically working his way around the room, dancing once with every female at the gathering. Cole watched his progress and scratched his head. What did he think he was doing, running for office? Great jumping jennies, he already
had
the office.
Rivera's next target was Jessamine Lassiter.
Oh, no, you don't, you bastard. Keep your hands off myâ
His what? His reaction brought him up short with a sucker punch to the gut. Jess didn't belong to him. She owed him nothing. Other than groin-tightening kisses and way too few nights of unforgettable lovemaking, he had no claim on her.
Jess didn't belong to him. He had no claim on her because...
because, you damn fool, you've never claimed her!
All at once he found himself asking a surprisingly painful question: What exactly did Jessamine Lassiter mean to him?
The question made his head spin. Maybe he'd step over to the bar again for another stiff whiskey and think this whole mess over.
“Back so soon?” Seth asked with a knowing grin.
“Yeah. Make it a double this time.”
“Got woman trouble?”
“How'd you guess?” Cole growled.
“Aw, it ain't hard,” Seth said in a sympathetic drawl. “The minute you fancy a woman, you got trouble.”
Cole saluted the man with his glass, downed the contents in one gulp and turned back to the dance floor. Gritting his teeth, he searched for Jess, and when he found her in Rivera's arms he reached behind him and shoved his shot glass back toward Seth.
With a chuckle the bartender splashed in another two fingers of whiskey and slid it back within Cole's reach.
Cole didn't notice. His attention was riveted on Jess and Rivera. He could see her lips moving, making conversation or maybe asking questions, and he tightened his jaw until his teeth hurt.
Admit it, you selfish bastard. You don't want Jess to like him
.
He watched her gaze up into the tall sheriff's face and folded his hands into fists. He knew just how she looked, her green eyes wide-open and eager, her mouth soft and sweet and...
God, please don't let her nibble her lips!
The man was only human.
He gripped his whiskey, took a deep breath and tossed back every drop.
* * *
Noralee Ness smoothed the lace on the sleeves of her best blue gingham dress and said a prayer.
Please, please, Lord, let Sheriff Rivera ask me to dance. Please.
She watched him across the expanse of plank flooring and wondered why the arms of the banjo and fiddle player were moving but making no noise. The low buzzing inside her head shut out everything in the Jensens' cavernous barn except the thudding of her heart.
If
he
asked her to dance, she vowed she wouldn't miss a step, music or no music. Whatever it was, a waltz, a schottische, a slow two-step or a fast polka, she would keep up with him; she just knew she would.
He looked so tall and handsome it made her throat ache. She couldn't keep her eyes off him, couldn't look anywhere else except at his long legs and broad shoulders, and she followed his every move with glazed eyes.
Now he was dancing with Maddie Silver. When he returned Maddie to her seat beside her husband, the sheriff bowed over the hand of Ardith Buchanan, the schoolmarm, seated next to Maddie. He swung the white-haired lady out onto the floor in a waltz that made her head bob and swoop in time to some music Noralee still could not hear.
Next it was the widow Sorensen again and then... Suddenly Noralee sucked in her breath. Sheriff Rivera was methodically working his way around the room, moving from one woman to the one sitting next to her, dancing with each one in turn.
Her heart skittered wildly. All she had to do was be the next female person in the seated row of onlookers and Sheriff Rivera would eventually invite
her
onto the floor.
It would all be so simple! She sped over to the sidelines and planted herself next to the chair just vacated by Mrs. Sorensen.
I'm next! I'm next!
The sheriff whirled past and Noralee devoured him with her eyes. How elegantly he danced! His feet never got tangled up in a woman's long skirt no matter how many flounces at the hem. And he didn't waste time talking, either.
That was just as well, since she knew she would be completely tongue-tied just looking at him up close. Had she remembered to dab some of Mama's toilet water behind her ears? Men liked that; Miss Jessamine said they did. And rouge...but she couldn't find any rouge in her mother's top bureau drawer. Surreptitiously she pinched her cheeks to make them rosy.
What about her breath? Did it smell of corn on the cob?
Or, God forbid, of the green onions she'd had at supper? She cupped her hand over her mouth and puffed out a breath, then quickly inhaled. No onion smell, just a hint of tomatoes. Oh, why,
why
had she not brushed her teeth before coming to the dance?
The polka with Mrs. Sorensen was ending. Noralee watched the sheriff escort her back to her seat and tried to stop herself from bouncing up and down in anticipation.
He was coming! He was coming right toward her!
She tried to smile in a ladylike way, demure but friendly. But Sheriff Rivera passed by her chair and asked Rachel Bluett to partner him. Rachel Bluett! Why,
she
could dance better than a red-haired stick like Rachel Bluett! Lots better.
Instantly she jolted to her feet and repositioned herself four seats down, next to a line of as yet undanced-with ladies. Only after she sank onto the bench did she realize the woman next to her was her mother. And her twin sister, Edith.