I turned around and started to head toward the family room in the back of the house
. Taylor’s mustache. I still can’t believe I didn’t see that thing. I guess it just proves what my mental state is like at the moment.
My mom and most of the guests were waiting for me when I got to the family room. She had everyone sit on folding chairs in a huge circle around the area. Dad had moved our couches to the garage to make space for the fifty chairs. I never thought all those chairs would fit, but miraculously they did.
“All right,” Mom said over the hum of the crowd. “Who’s ready for a game?”
She had planned to hang out with Dad, Cass, and Claire tonight at the diner and a double-feature movie. But instead I asked her to host the games for me. My mom knows a load of crazy games. Some of them I’m positive she made up. My friends love her, though, and once word got out that my mom was planning the games, everybody began to speculate just what she’d have them do. If I didn’t know better, I’d swear the party attendance was as good as it was because everyone knew she’d be there helping.
“Okay, guys, are you ready?” she asked in her best circusdirector voice. “The first vintage TV character we’re going to honor with a game is Porky Pig. Get your snouts ready, because our game is called Oink, Piggy, Oink!”
I began to laugh and attempt to snort with the rest of the group as I found an empty chair. Yep. This was definitely going to be a night to remember.
I just wish Blake was here to share it with me.
“So how was the party?” Blake’s deep voice in the receiver tickled my ear. I was on my bed sitting cross-legged as I flipped through a magazine. It was Saturday afternoon. Thank goodness Blake let me sleep in before he called to get the news. The party had ended way later than I thought it would.
“It went really well, as far as the party goes. Everyone really enjoyed themselves . . .” my voice trailed off.
“But?” prompted Blake.
I grimaced. “But I tried really hard to be happy. I’m not sure it worked, though.” I wondered if I should bring up what I had heard about Taylor. I didn’t want Blake to be embarrassed.
“Oh, so I guess my nemesis was there, then?” he asked. “Is that why you weren’t happy?”
“Your nemesis?”
Is he talking about Taylor?
Blake snorted. “Yeah, you know, that Collin guy.”
“Yes. My mom invited him.” I rolled my eyes and turned the page to a really cute advert for makeup. “It was no big deal, though.”
At least compared to everything else.
“Madison came to my rescue.”
“What do you mean?”
“Every time Collin came near me or started to speak to me, Madison would get his attention. She totally saved me.”
Blake laughed. “Are you telling me the guy actually tried to talk to you this time?”
“Yeah, apparently he tried. It was kind of weird now that I think about it.”
“So who was Collin?” Blake asked as I flipped another page. “What? Oh, you mean, who did he come as?”
“Yeah.”
“He came as the Fonz. You know, from
Happy Days?”
“Really! I’m surprised. That’s not a bad costume choice.”
“Well, he didn’t look quite as good as Henry Winkler, and he really couldn’t work the mannerisms and accent. But all in all, he wasn’t too bad. I was surprised too.” I decided to brave it out and bring up Taylor. “So do you know who Mangus PI is? Some guy came as him last night.”
“Do you mean Magnum PI?”
“Yeah, that’s it.” I laughed.
“Uh, yeah,” Blake answered. “That was one cool show back in the ’80s.”
“Really?”
“My dad owns the whole DVD collection of that series. So get this. The guy, Magnum, used to be a navy SEAL, right? Well, now he lives in Hawaii on some millionaire’s property, as a private investigator, which is what PI stands for.”
“Oh?” I asked, trying to feign interest. I flipped another page of the magazine.
“Yes.” Blake was really getting into it. “You know the best part? The guy got to drive a Ferrari 308 GTS. I don’t know what guy on the planet wouldn’t want to drive one of those.”
“Wow, it sounds neat,” I commented.
“You have no idea. He totally lived the dream life. They just don’t make shows like that anymore. So who dressed up like Magnum? Is he part of our four-wheeling group?”
“No.” I hesitated. “It’s—well, his name’s Taylor Anderson. I don’t know if you know him.”
“Taylor?” The anger in Blake’s voice surprised me. “It
would
be him.”
“So you know him?”
“Yeah. Unfortunately, the aaa—the—the . . . what’s the word you use for the A-word?”
“Oh, uh, chicken butt,” I said sheepishly.
“Chicken butt?” All at once, Blake began to laugh. “You’re kidding me, right?”
“Nope. Wish I were, especially right now. You have no idea.” I giggled, totally embarrassed.
“I’m sorry. I can’t say it.” He chuckled. “I just can’t.”
“You already have,” I pointed out. “But if it helps, I personally use the words ‘stupid,’ ‘imbecile,’ ‘jerk’ or ‘egotistical moron’ to describe Taylor.”
“Really? You’re kidding me. There’s actually a girl alive who doesn’t like my cousin? You are so lucky we’re on the phone right now. Because if we weren’t, I’d grab you and kiss you so hard your head would swim.”
FOURTEEN
DOUBLE TROUBLE
My head swam. I decided to ignore his comment about wanting to kiss me. “You’re Taylor’s cousin?”
“Regrettably, I have to say that is my lot in life—to play second fiddle to the pampered Taylor Anderson,” Blake replied.
“You’re kidding! I had no idea.”
“Yeah, well, not very many people do. I try to keep it secret for as long as possible. That’s why I moved here, though. Lionel Anderson’s my uncle. He offered me a job. I needed one, so I came.”
“But I thought Taylor was surprised to learn your name,” I blurted without thinking.
“Oh, you heard about that?” Blake sighed. “Yeah, that would be Taylor, all right. He was surprised to hear my name was Blake Winter, since he calls me Blake Wilder. Wilder’s my real name. I changed it because I wanted to make a new start with you guys.”
“Well, for the record I like Winter. I think it’s a great name.”
“Thanks. Apparently Taylor doesn’t. I don’t get that kid. He never lets me have a moment to myself, you know? Sometimes I wonder if he’s jealous his dad and I get along so well. For some reason, no matter how nice I am to him, Taylor and I have never gotten along. This isn’t the first job he tried to get me fired from, either.”
“No way.”
“So have you always detested Taylor, or is this a new feeling?” he asked.
“Oh, always, ever since I first moved here three years ago.”
“When do you turn eighteen?”
Huh?
“Not till April. Why?”
Blake muttered something under his breath, then said, “You better call me the second you’re eighteen, you hear?”
“Why?” A giggle escaped my throat.
“Because” —his deep voice sent exciting chills down my spine— “then you won’t be jailbait.”
Jailbait?
“Oh.” I gulped.
His sexy laugh would’ve caused my knees to buckle if I’d been standing. “Don’t worry—I won’t ravish you before then.”

“He said
what?”
Taylor almost bellowed behind me.
I had whispered it to Madison and Alyssa as Taylor walked over to get his art supplies on Monday. But obviously he overheard me when he came back. My girlfriends and I had leaned in to talk over—again—what Blake had said on Saturday. It had been all we had discussed that whole weekend. The fact that Blake was Taylor’s cousin was mind-boggling. But adding in the jealousy between the two was more than any girl could handle, especially when you had to face the fact that Taylor wasn’t as perfect as everybody thought.
I had just finished exclaiming over the “jailbait” comment again, which was definitely the worst thing Taylor could’ve overheard.
Why does he always manage to unnerve me?
Taylor dumped his art supplies on the table. He pulled out his chair and loomed over me. “Did you just say that Blake wanted to know when you were eighteen so you wouldn’t be considered jailbait anymore?”
Does he have to say everything so flippin’loud?
“Will you sit down?” I hissed.
“Not until you answer me.” His stubborn face reminded me of a two-year-old.
I used my sweet smile. “Well, then stand. I don’t care. Until you learn to treat me with some respect and courtesy, you’re not getting any answers anyway. I don’t care how loud you are about it. If you want to discuss your cousin at all, then I suggest you get on my good side and treat me a little nicer.”
Taylor sat down. “Why do you have to get so defensive about everything?”
“Excuse me?” I turned to face him. “I was under the impression the only one having defensive issues about anything was you. I’m just here to make sure you behave like a decent human being when you voice them, because obviously you’re going to voice them whether I want you to or not.”
He was clearly agitated. “Okay, look. I don’t know what Blake has told you. Obviously, you know we’re cousins, which is more than he usually divulges. But just get off your high horse for a moment. Simmer down—”
“Taylor,” I interrupted, “for a smart guy, you really know how to get on a girl’s nerves. High horse? Simmer down? As if I’m upset or something?”
“—and listen to me,” he finished. “Please?”
Fine.
I huffed. “What?”
“No matter what you may think right now, Blake is not a good guy. Okay? Just promise me you’ll stay away from him.” His blue eyes pleaded into mine.
I turned away so I wouldn’t be affected by them. “Thanks for caring,” I said sarcastically, “but I’m a big girl and can handle myself. I’ll decide when and where I’ll end my relationship with Blake. If I do, that is.” I turned and smiled at him.
Taylor nearly lost it. “No! I absolutely forbid you to see Blake again!” I’d never seen Taylor so upset.
“You
forbid
me?” I challenged.
The nerve.
I would’ve laughed except it wasn’t funny. Comical, yes. Funny, no.
Any hope Taylor had to get me to listen to him was over with that rash statement, and I could tell he knew it. With one word, he had completely painted himself as the black-hearted villain I had suspected he was. There was nothing he could say that would deter me from Blake now. I was through being troubled by what Taylor thought. Just because the rest of the world danced to his tune didn’t mean I was going to. I refused to even look at him again, and we spent the rest of art class in frustrated silence.
Later that evening Madison, Alyssa, and I were on a threeway call discussing the day’s events, and more importantly, Taylor’s odd behavior.
“Are you sure?” Alyssa asked. “It really sounded like he was upset today. I mean
worried
for you. To me it just seems that he can’t be all that bad.”
“What? Of course he can be that bad,” I insisted. “This is Taylor Anderson we’re talking about here—one of the biggest jerks in our school.”
“Jerk or not, Chloe,” Madison said, “Taylor is still the most popular guy around. And whether he is worried about you or not, you shouldn’t turn him away like you do. Think of it. If Taylor paid as much attention to me as he pays to you, I would definitely be using that to my advantage. I would make him think I liked him.”
“Are you kidding me?” I gasped.
“No, I’m not. By pushing Taylor back like you do, you are totally throwing away a chance of at least being friends with the most popular guy in school. I’m not sure it’s a smart idea to throw that away. I do understand that you have different views than the rest of us when it comes to Taylor, and I have always respected that. I just think that maybe now that it’s becoming more and more obvious that he may like you, you should give him some credit.”
“Besides, we really don’t know what to think about this whole thing,” Alyssa said.
I could hardly believe I was talking to my two best friends. If I didn’t know better, I’d have thought I was on the phone with Emmalee Bradford, not Madison and Alyssa. “Excuse me, but I know exactly what to think. There is really nothing else to say on this subject. Taylor has been repeatedly rude to Blake because he is jealous of him. And he doesn’t like me as much as you think. He was just mad I wouldn’t listen to him like everyone else does. End of discussion.”
“What if Taylor is right?” Alyssa asked. “What if Blake isn’t a good guy?”
“Then let Taylor prove it to me. As far as I can see, Blake is the one who is wronged. Taylor has everything he has ever wanted or needed. Besides, what reason is there for Blake to lie?”
“Well, just be careful, okay?” Alyssa sighed.
I laughed. “I’m always careful. Just think of what my parents put those poor guys through first. It takes a lot for a guy to even want to date me.”
“Speaking of dates, Alyssa,” Madison said. “Where are you going with Zack this Saturday?”
“Oh, he’s busy, but we’re planning on going out the next Saturday. I’m not sure what we’ll be doing, though.
“I’m still freaking out about last Saturday’s date,” I put in, grateful for the change in subject. “It was so cool that he waited with you outside the cast door after the show, just so you could get autographs as the players left.”
“The way you described the orchestra almost made me wish I had gone too,” Madison said. “Which is surprising, considering my take on classical music.”
“How did the kiss go?” I teased. “Was Tanner there?”
“Did you talk to your parents about getting rid of him?” Madison asked.
“Yes, I did. And yes, he was still there.” Alyssa groaned. “My parents said they would not interfere with the natural course of things, but it was okay. During the last half of the concert, Zack leaned over and held my hand. I thought I was going to die!” She sighed wistfully.
Madison began to laugh. “You two have only just started holding hands?”
“Could there be a shyer couple in the world?” I asked Madison.
“No,” she responded, “I think Alyssa and Zack get the award.”
“Well, this relationship might just actually last,” I said. “Think about it. By the time they’re forty, Zack might propose. Of course, they won’t actually get married until they’re fifty.”
Madison and I lost it. We both started to laugh hard.
“Hey!” Alyssa said. “We’re not that bad.” She began to giggle. “On second thought, maybe we are.”
I glanced at the clock—9:15. “Hey, girls, I better run. I’ve got to start research for my English essay. I just hope Cass is off the computer now.”
“You still don’t have it done?” Alyssa sounded shocked.
“Isn’t it due Friday?” Madison asked. “I have Mr. Young too, and mine’s been done at least a week now.”
“Ugh. Don’t remind me,” I mumbled. “Cassidy has met some guy on Facebook and has hogged the computer ever since. She drives me crazy. She better be off now or I’ll drag her off if she doesn’t go willingly.”
“Well, I better run too,” Alyssa said. “I’ve got trig homework.” She sighed again. “Why do I put myself through this?”
“I’m homework-free today,” bragged Madison. “So I think I’m going to veg in front of the TV. Dad’s working late again.”
“All right then, daw-lings,” I said in my movie-star voice, “I will see you tomorrow”
“Bye!” chorused Alyssa and Madison just before I hung up the phone.
I wandered into the kitchen and overheard my mom on her cell phone.
“Okay, Collin. That’s great, then. We’ll see you Friday. Bye!” she gushed into the phone.
Oh, no!
“What’s going on?” I asked.
She positively glowed, she was so happy. “That was Collin just now. He says he wanted to come over for dinner on Friday night. He has a very important question to ask you.” She ran over and hugged me. “Ooh! This is going to be so cute.”
Are you kidding me?
“Wait. Collin’s coming here in four days? What does he have to ask me?”
“I guess you’ll just have to wait to find out.” Mom smiled.
Why me? I’m so going to die.
That would have given me enough to dread and torment myself over for the next few days, if Zack hadn’t surprised us all with his announcement on Wednesday. It totally trumped anything I was feeling sorry for myself about.