Percy Jackson The Complete Collection (105 page)

We were passing Madison Square Park when Annabeth said: ‘Pull over.’

I stopped in the middle of East Twenty-third. Annabeth jumped off and ran towards the park. By the time I caught up with her, she was staring at a bronze statue on a red
marble pedestal. I’d probably passed it a million times, but never really looked at it.

The dude was sitting in a chair with his legs crossed. He wore an old-fashioned suit – Abraham Lincoln style – with a bowtie and long coat-tails and stuff. A bunch of bronze books were piled under his chair. He held a writing quill in one hand and a big metal sheet of parchment in the other.

‘Why do we care about …’ I squinted at the name on the pedestal. ‘William H. Steward?’

‘Seward,’ Annabeth corrected. ‘He was a New York governor. Minor demigod – son of Hebe, I think. But that’s not important. It’s the statue I care about.’

She climbed on a park bench and examined the base of the statue.

‘Don’t tell me he’s an automaton,’ I said.

Annabeth smiled. ‘Turns out most of the statues in the city are automatons. Daedalus planted them here just in case he needed an army.’

‘To attack Olympus or defend it?’

Annabeth shrugged. ‘Either one. That was plan twenty-three. He could activate one statue and it would start activating its brethren all over the city, until there was an army. It’s dangerous, though. You know how unpredictable automatons are.’

‘Uh-huh,’ I said. We’d had our share of bad experiences with them. ‘You’re seriously thinking about activating it?’

‘I have Daedalus’s notes,’ she said. ‘I think I can … Ah, here we go.’

She pressed the tip of Seward’s boot and the statue stood up, its quill and paper ready.

‘What’s he going to do?’ I muttered. ‘Take a memo?’

‘Shh,’ said Annabeth. ‘Hello, William.’

‘Bill,’ I suggested.

‘Bill – oh, shut up,’ Annabeth told me. The statue tilted its head, looking at us with blank metal eyes.

Annabeth cleared her throat. ‘Hello, er, Governor Seward. Command sequence: Daedalus Twenty-three. Defend Manhattan. Begin Activation.’

Seward jumped off his pedestal. He hit the ground so hard his shoes cracked the sidewalk. Then he went clanking off towards the east.

‘He’s probably going to wake up Confucius,’ Annabeth guessed.

‘What?’ I said.

‘Another statue on Division. The point is, they’ll keep waking each other up until they’re all activated.’

‘And then?’

‘Hopefully, they defend Manhattan.’

‘Do they know that we’re not the enemy?’

‘I think so.’

‘That’s reassuring.’ I thought about all the bronze statues in the parks, plazas and buildings of New York. There had to be hundreds, maybe thousands.

Then a ball of green light exploded in the evening sky – Greek fire, somewhere over the East River.

‘We have to hurry,’ I said. And we ran for the Vespa.

We pulled over outside Battery Park, at the lower tip of Manhattan where the Hudson and East Rivers came together and emptied into the Bay.

‘Wait here,’ I told Annabeth.

‘Percy, you shouldn’t go alone.’

‘Well, unless you can breathe underwater …’

She sighed. ‘You are
so
annoying sometimes.’

‘Like when I’m right? Trust me, I’ll be fine. I’ve got the curse of Achilles now. I’m all invincible and stuff.’

Annabeth didn’t look convinced. ‘Just be careful. I don’t want anything to happen to you. I mean – because we need you for the battle.’

I grinned. ‘Back in a flash.’

I clambered down the shoreline and waded into the water.

Just for you non-sea-god types out there – don’t go swimming in New York Harbor. It may not be as filthy as it was in my mom’s day, but that water will still probably make you grow a third eye or have mutant children when you grow up.

I dived into the murk and sank to the bottom. I tried to find the spot where the two rivers’ currents seemed equal – where they met to form the bay. I figured that was the best place to get their attention.

‘HEY!’ I shouted in my best underwater voice. The sound echoed in the darkness. ‘I heard you guys are so polluted you’re embarrassed to show your faces. Is that true?’

A cold current rippled through the Bay, churning up plumes of garbage and silt.

‘I heard the East River is more toxic,’ I continued, ‘but the Hudson smells worse. Or is it the other way around?’

The water shimmered. Something powerful and angry was watching me now. I could sense its presence … or maybe
two
presences.

I was afraid I’d miscalculated with the insults. What if they just blasted me without showing themselves? But these were New York river gods. I figured their instinct would be to get in my face.

Sure enough, two giant forms appeared in front of me. At first they were just dark brown columns of silt, denser than the water around them. Then they grew legs, arms and scowling faces.

The creature on the left looked disturbingly like a telkhine. His face was wolfish. His body was vaguely like a seal’s – sleek black with flipper hands and feet. His eyes glowed radiation green.

The dude on the right was more humanoid. He was dressed in rags and seaweed, with a chainmail coat made of bottle caps and old plastic six-pack holders. His face was blotchy with algae, and his beard was overgrown. His deep blue eyes burned with anger.

The seal, who had to be the god of the East River, said, ‘Are you
trying
to get yourself killed, kid? Or are you just extra stupid?’

The bearded spirit of the Hudson scoffed. ‘You’re the expert on stupid, East.’

‘Watch it, Hudson,’ East growled. ‘Stay on your side of the island and mind your business.’

‘Or what? You’ll throw another garbage barge at me?’

They floated towards each other, ready to fight.

‘Hold it!’ I yelled. ‘We’ve got a bigger problem.’

‘The kid’s right,’ East snarled. ‘Let’s both kill
him
, then we’ll fight each other.’

‘Sounds good,’ Hudson said.

Before I could protest, a thousand scraps of garbage
surged off the bottom and flew straight at me from both directions – broken glass, rocks, cans, tyres.

I was expecting it, though. The water in front of me thickened into a shield. The debris bounced off harmlessly. Only one piece got through – a big chunk of glass that hit my chest and probably should’ve killed me, but it shattered against my skin.

The two river gods stared at me.

‘Son of Poseidon?’ East asked.

I nodded.

‘Took a dip in the Styx?’ Hudson asked.

‘Yep.’

They both made disgusted sounds.

‘Well, that’s perfect,’ East said. ‘
Now
how do we kill him?’

‘We could electrocute him,’ Hudson mused. ‘If I could just find some jumper cables –’

‘Listen to me!’ I said. ‘Kronos’s army is invading Manhattan!’

‘Don’t you think we know that?’ East asked. ‘I can feel his boats right now. They’re almost across.’

‘Yep,’ Hudson agreed. ‘I got some filthy monsters crossing my waters, too.’

‘So stop them,’ I said. ‘Drown them. Sink their boats.’

‘Why should we?’ Hudson grumbled. ‘So they invade Olympus. What do we care?’

‘Because I can pay you.’ I took out the sand dollar my father had given me for my birthday.

The river gods’ eyes widened.

‘It’s mine!’ East said. ‘Give it here, kid, and I promise none of Kronos’s scum are getting across the East River.’

‘Forget that,’ Hudson said. ‘That sand dollar’s mine, unless you want me to let all those ships cross the Hudson.’

‘We’ll compromise.’ I broke the sand dollar in half. A ripple of clean fresh water spread out from the break, as if all the pollution in the Bay was being dissolved.

‘You each get half,’ I said. ‘In exchange, you keep all of Kronos’s forces away from Manhattan.’

‘Oh, man,’ Hudson whimpered, reaching out for the sand dollar. ‘It’s been so long since I was clean.’

‘The power of Poseidon,’ East River murmured. ‘He’s a jerk, but he sure knows how to sweep pollution away.’

They looked at each other, then spoke as one: ‘It’s a deal.’

I gave them each half of the sand dollar, which they held reverently.

‘Um, the invaders?’ I prompted.

East flicked his hand. ‘They just got sunk.’

Hudson snapped his fingers. ‘Bunch of hellhounds just took a dive.’

‘Thank you,’ I said. ‘Stay clean.’

As I rose towards the surface, East called out, ‘Hey, kid, any time you got a sand dollar to spend, come on back. Assuming you live.’

‘Curse of Achilles,’ Hudson snorted. ‘They always think that’ll save them, don’t they?’

‘If only he knew,’ East agreed. They both laughed, dissolving into the water.

Back on the shore, Annabeth was talking on her cell phone, but she hung up as soon as she saw me. She looked pretty shaken.

‘It worked,’ I told her. ‘The rivers are safe.’

‘Good,’ she said. ‘Because we’ve got other problems. Michael Yew just called. Another army is marching over the Williamsburg Bridge. The Apollo cabin needs help. And, Percy, the monster leading the enemy … it’s the Minotaur.’

Fortunately, Blackjack was on duty.

I did my best taxicab whistle, and within a few minutes two dark shapes circled out of the sky. They looked like hawks at first, but as they descended, I could make out the long galloping legs of pegasi.

Yo, boss.
Blackjack landed at a trot, his friend Porkpie right behind him.
Man, I thought those wind gods were gonna knock us to Pennsylvania until we said we were with you!

‘Thanks for coming,’ I told him. ‘Hey, why do pegasi gallop as they fly, anyway?’

Blackjack whinnied.
Why do humans swing their arms as they walk? I dunno, boss. It just feels right. Where to?

‘We need to get to the Williamsburg Bridge,’ I said.

Blackjack lowered his neck.
You’re darn right, boss. We flew over it on the way here and it don’t look good. Hop on!

On the way to the bridge, a knot formed in the pit of my stomach. The Minotaur was one of the first monsters I’d ever defeated. Four years ago he’d nearly killed my mother on Half-Blood Hill. I still had nightmares about that.

I’d been hoping he would stay dead for a few centuries, but I should’ve known my luck wouldn’t hold.

We saw the battle before we were close enough to make out individual fighters. It was well after midnight now, but
the bridge blazed with light. Cars were burning. Arcs of fire streamed in both directions as flaming arrows and spears sailed through the air.

We came in for a low pass, and I saw the Apollo campers retreating. They would hide behind cars and snipe at the approaching army, setting off explosive arrows and dropping caltrops in the road, building fiery barricades wherever they could, dragging sleeping drivers out of their cars to get them out of harm’s way. But the enemy kept advancing. An entire phalanx of
dracaenae
marched in the lead, their shields locked together, spear tips bristling over the top. An occasional arrow would connect with their snaky trunks, or a neck, or a chink in their armour, and the unlucky snake woman would disintegrate, but most of the Apollo arrows glanced harmlessly off their shield wall. About a hundred more monsters marched behind them.

Hellhounds leaped ahead of the line from time to time. Most were destroyed with arrows, but one got hold of an Apollo camper and dragged him away. I didn’t see what happened to him next. I didn’t want to know.

‘There!’ Annabeth called from the back of her pegasus.

Sure enough, in the middle of the invading legion was Old Beefhead himself.

The last time I’d seen the Minotaur, he’d been wearing nothing but his tighty whities. I don’t know why. Maybe he’d been shaken out of bed to chase me. This time, he was prepared for battle.

From the waist down, he wore standard Greek battle gear – a kilt-like apron of leather and metal flaps, bronze greaves covering his legs and tightly wrapped leather sandals.
His top was all bull – hair and hide and muscle, leading to a head so large he should’ve toppled over just from the weight of his horns. He seemed larger than the last time I’d seen him – three metres tall at least. A double-bladed axe was strapped to his back, but he was too impatient to use it. As soon as he saw me circling overhead (or sniffed me more likely, since his eyesight was bad), he bellowed and picked up a white limousine.

‘Blackjack, dive!’ I yelled.

What?
the pegasus asked.
No way could he – holy horse feed!

We were at least thirty metres up, but the limo came sailing towards us, flipping fender over fender like a twoton boomerang. Annabeth and Porkpie swerved madly to the left, while Blackjack tucked in his wings and plunged. The limo sailed over my head, missing by maybe five centimetres. It cleared the suspension lines of the bridge and fell towards the East River.

Monsters jeered and shouted, and the Minotaur picked up another car.

‘Drop us behind the lines with the Apollo cabin,’ I told Blackjack. ‘Stay in earshot, but get out of danger!’

I ain’t gonna argue, boss!

Blackjack swooped down behind an overturned school bus where a couple of campers were hiding. Annabeth and I leaped off as soon as our pegasi’s hooves touched the pavement. Then Blackjack and Porkpie soared into the night sky.

Michael Yew ran up to us. He was definitely the shortest commando I’d ever seen. He had a bandaged cut on his arm. His ferrety face was smeared with soot and his quiver
was almost empty, but he was smiling like he was having a great time.

‘Glad you could join us,’ he said. ‘Where are the other reinforcements?’

‘For now, we’re it,’ I said.

‘Then we’re dead,’ he said.

‘You still have your flying chariot?’ Annabeth asked.

‘Nah,’ Michael said. ‘Left it at camp. I told Clarisse she could have it. Whatever, you know? Not worth fighting about any more. But she said it was too late. We’d insulted her honour for the last time or some stupid thing.’

‘Least you tried,’ I said.

Michael shrugged. ‘Yeah, well, I called her some names when she said she still wouldn’t fight. I doubt that helped. Here come the uglies!’

He drew an arrow and launched it towards the enemy. The arrow made a screaming sound as it flew. When it landed, it unleashed a blast like a power chord on an electric guitar magnified through the world’s largest speakers. The nearest cars exploded. Monsters dropped their weapons and clasped their ears in pain. Some ran. Others disintegrated on the spot.

‘That was my last sonic arrow,’ Michael said.

‘A gift from your dad?’ I asked. ‘God of music?’

Michael grinned wickedly. ‘Loud music can be bad for you. Unfortunately, it doesn’t always kill.’

Sure enough, most monsters were regrouping, shaking off their confusion.

‘We have to fall back,’ Michael said. ‘I’ve got Kayla and Austin setting traps further down the bridge.’

‘No,’ I said. ‘Bring your campers forward to this position
and wait for my signal. We’re going to drive the enemy back to Brooklyn.’

Michael laughed. ‘How do you plan to do that?’

I drew my sword.

‘Percy,’ Annabeth said, ‘let me come with you.’

‘Too dangerous,’ I said. ‘Besides, I need you to help Michael coordinate the defensive line. I’ll distract the monsters. You group up here. Move the sleeping mortals out of the way. Then you can start picking off monsters while I keep them focused on me. If anybody can do all that, you can.’

Michael snorted. ‘Thanks a lot.’

I kept my eyes on Annabeth.

She nodded reluctantly. ‘All right. Get moving.’

Before I could lose my courage, I said, ‘Don’t I get a kiss for luck? It’s kind of a tradition, right?’

I figured she would punch me. Instead, she drew her knife and stared at the army marching towards us. ‘Come back alive, Seaweed Brain. Then we’ll see.’

I figured it was the best offer I would get, so I stepped out from behind the school bus. I walked up the bridge in plain sight, straight towards the enemy.

When the Minotaur saw me, his eyes burned with hate. He bellowed – a sound that was somewhere between a yell, a moo and a really loud belch.

‘Hey, Beef Boy,’ I shouted back. ‘Didn’t I kill you already?’

He pounded his fist into the hood of a Lexus and it crumpled like tinfoil.

A few
dracaenae
threw flaming javelins at me. I knocked
them aside. A hellhound lunged and I sidestepped. I could have stabbed it, but I hesitated.

This is not Mrs O’Leary
, I reminded myself.
This is an untamed monster. It
will
kill me and all my friends.

It pounced again. This time, I brought Riptide up in a deadly arc. The hellhound disintegrated into dust and fur.

More monsters surged forward – snakes and giants and telkhines – but the Minotaur roared at them and they backed off.

‘One on one?’ I called. ‘Just like old times?’

The Minotaur’s nostrils quivered. He seriously needed to keep a pack of Aloe Vera Kleenex in his armour pocket, because that nose was wet and red and pretty gross. He unstrapped his axe and swung it around.

It was beautiful in a harsh
I’m going to gut you like a fish
kind of way. Each of its twin blades was shaped like an omega –
– the last letter of the Greek alphabet. Maybe that was because the axe would be the last thing his victims ever saw. The shaft was about the same height as the Minotaur, bronze wrapped in leather. Tied around the base of each blade were lots of bead necklaces. I realized they were Camp Half-Blood beads – necklaces taken from defeated demigods.

I was so mad I imagined my eyes glowing just like the Minotaur’s. I raised my sword. The monster army cheered for the Minotaur, but the sound died when I dodged his first swing and sliced his axe in half, right between the handholds.

‘Moo?’ he grunted.

‘HAAA!’ I spun and kicked him in the snout. He
staggered backwards, trying to regain his footing, then lowered his head to charge.

He never got the chance. My sword flashed – slicing off one horn, then the other. He tried to grab me. I rolled away, picking up half of his broken axe. The other monsters backed up in stunned silence, making a circle around us. The Minotaur bellowed in rage. He was never very smart to begin with, but now his anger made him reckless. He charged me and I ran for the edge of the bridge, breaking through a line of
dracaenae
.

The Minotaur must’ve smelled victory. He thought I was trying to get away. His minions cheered. At the edge of the bridge, I turned and braced the axe against the railing to receive his charge. The Minotaur didn’t even slow down.

CRUNCH.

He looked down in surprise at the axe handle sprouting from his breastplate.

‘Thanks for playing,’ I told him.

I lifted him by his legs and tossed him over the side of the bridge. Even as he fell, he was disintegrating, turning back into dust, his essence returning to Tartarus.

I turned towards his army. It was now roughly one hundred and ninety-nine to one. I did the natural thing. I charged them.

You’re going to ask how the ‘invincible’ thing worked – if I magically dodged every weapon, or if the weapons hit me and just didn’t harm me. Honestly, I don’t remember. All I knew was that I wasn’t going to let these monsters invade my hometown.

I sliced through armour like it was made of paper.
Snake-women exploded. Hellhounds melted to shadow. I slashed and stabbed and whirled and I might have even laughed once or twice – a crazy laugh that scared me as much as it did my enemies. I was aware of the Apollo campers behind me shooting arrows, disrupting every attempt by the enemy to rally. Finally the monsters turned and fled – about twenty left alive out of two hundred.

I followed with the Apollo campers at my heels.

‘Yes!’ yelled Michael Yew. ‘That’s what I’m talking about!’

We drove them back towards the Brooklyn side of the bridge. The sky was growing pale in the east. I could see the toll stations ahead.

‘Percy!’ Annabeth yelled. ‘You’ve already routed them. Pull back! We’re overextended!’

Some part of me knew she was right, but I was doing so well. I wanted to destroy every last monster.

Then I saw the crowd at the base of the bridge. The retreating monsters were running straight towards their reinforcements. It was small group, maybe thirty or forty demigods in battle armour, mounted on skeletal horses. One of them held a purple banner with the black scythe design.

The lead horseman trotted forward. He took off his helm and I recognized Kronos himself, his eyes like molten gold.

Annabeth and the Apollo campers faltered. The monsters we’d been pursuing reached the Titan’s line and were absorbed into the new force. Kronos gazed in our direction. He was a quarter of a mile away, but I swear I could see him smile.

‘Now,’ I said, ‘we pull back.’

The Titan lord’s men drew their swords and charged. The hooves of their skeletal horses thundered against the pavement. Our archers shot a volley, bringing down several of the enemy, but they just kept riding.

‘Retreat!’ I told my friends. ‘I’ll hold them!’

In a matter of seconds they were on me.

Michael and his archers tried to retreat, but Annabeth stayed right beside me, fighting with her knife and mirrored shield as we slowly backed up the bridge.

Kronos’s cavalry swirled around us, slashing and yelling insults. The Titan himself advanced leisurely, like he had all the time in the world. Being the Lord of Time, I guess he did.

I tried to wound his men, not kill. That slowed me down, but these weren’t monsters. They were demigods who’d fallen under Kronos’s spell. I couldn’t see faces under their battle helmets, but some of them had probably been my friends. I slashed the legs off their horses and made the skeletal mounts disintegrate. After the first few demigods took a spill, the rest figured out they’d better dismount and fight me on foot.

Annabeth and I stayed shoulder to shoulder, facing opposite directions. A dark shape passed over me and I dared to glance up. Blackjack and Porkpie were swooping in, kicking our enemies in the helmets and flying away like very large kamikaze pigeons.