Authors: K. J. Parker
Raffen laughed. âWasn't stealing,' he said. âIt's our salt beef ' Then he caught Poldarn's eye and shut up rapidly.
âYes,' Boarci said. âAfter they had the nerve to come over here, saying we were telling lies about their fucking horses. Also, Asburn said he fancied some salt beef.'
âFine,' Poldarn said. âNow, what's this about a cart? Where did it come from?'
âSame place,' Boarci said. âActually, it's not a cart, just the old trap.'
âSo as well as stealing the beef,' Poldarn purred, âyou stole the trap and the horses.'
Boarci grinned. âI found the trap out on the mountain road,' he said. âWheel'd come off, they'd ditched it. In open ground. I call that salvage, not stealing.'
âActually, he's right,' Rook put in; then he shut up, as well.
âI found it,' Boarci went on, âand I put the wheel back on â bloody fools don't know how to fix a busted cotter-pin out of an old nail, don't deserve to have a decent trap. The rule is, if you find something that's been ditched and you fix it up, it's yours to hang on to and use till the owner squares up with you for your time and trouble. Always been that way, hasn't it?'
The rest of the household seemed to agree, but they did so in dead silence. The only person who didn't seem to feel the tension was Boarci himself.
âSo you fixed the cart,' Poldarn said. âThen you went down to the farm and stole the horses, and then you used them to steal the barrel.'
Boarci shook his head. âCatch me being so obvious,' he replied. âCan't go stealing horses, they'd miss 'em and get upset. Different, of course, if you just happen to find a string of horses wandering about on the hill. Same rules as the trap, you see.'
âYou found the horsesâ' Poldarn stopped abruptly and stood with his mouth open for a heartbeat or so, until his composure returned. âAll that time those men were here, and you knew where the bloody things were.'
âDon't talk soft,' Boarci replied cheerfully. âIt was after they'd pissed off home I found the horses. I was right, you see, they
had
been down in the combes there. That's why I went back, to see if I could pick up the trail. One of you lot must've walked right past it, I could see a man's trail clear as anything. So I followed it up, right onto the mountain, and there the buggers were, in a little fold beside the small rill.'
Poldarn nodded. âBut you didn't bring them back,' he said. âYou decided you'd steal them instead.'
âNo, actually.' Boarci perched on the corner of the table. âI thought, I'll take them back to Ciartanstead and that'll clear everything up. So I set off, and next thing I found was the trap, like I told you. Well, that was too good to miss, so I fixed it and carried on; and when I got there â it was just before dawn, nobody about, the idle bastards â I suddenly thought, I wonder if that barrel of beef's still there; you know,' he added, looking at Poldarn, âthe one you stashed away from the rest of us, in the back shed.'
This time, everyone looked at Poldarn. He was tempted to explain, because they were giving him those kind of looks and he'd hoped he'd seen the last of them; but he decided against it.
âSo I thought,' Boarci went on, âit's a dead certainty they don't know it's there; after all, nobody knew about it except you and Hart, and me because I just happened to see you sneaking it in there, all furtive. Well, it was still there, so I got some rope and some timbers and made up a sort of rough block-and-tackle; and here we are. And the joy of it is, they don't even know they've been robbed. Now we can take the horses back, and the trap too, and say, excuse me but we think these belong to you, all innocent and virtuous, and that'll put
that
right; and meanwhile, we're up a barrel of beef, just when it'll do us the most good. Now, is that neat, or what?'
Poldarn didn't know what to say. Inside, he knew what he had to do. He had to tell Boarci to leave the house and never come back. But why? Boarci had done a stupid thing, put all their lives at risk, but he'd done his stupid thing in such a clever way that it seemed pretty well certain that he'd got away with it, and all for their sakes; there was the barrel, crammed with Hart's exceedingly fine salt beef, at a time when they desperately needed it. It wasn't as though Boarci had acted selfishly; he'd been putting food on the table for them ever since they'd got there, and now he'd done it again, in style, as well as finding the wretched, elusive horses and given Poldarn a wonderful opportunity to snatch back the moral upper hand. It was a daring exploit, not a bloody stupid thing to do; at least, that was how everybody else in the house was taking it. Everybody except himself.
But Poldarn knew what he ought to do; not because of the risk, but because he'd told Boarci not to pull any more stunts after his fight with Terfen, and Boarci had disobeyed him. That was unforgivable, an abomination; things like that didn't happen here, because the hands didn't disobey orders, because heads of households didn't give orders for them to break. God, Poldarn thought, I'm starting to think like Eyvind. As if that's a bad thing, in this country.
âWell,' Elja said, âwhat're you going to do? We can't give it back, if that's what you're thinking. If we give it back, we've got to tell them we stole it. And anyhow,' she said, âwhat were you doing hiding it away in the first place?'
âIt was for you,' Poldarn said at once. âI could see you were sick to death of porridge and leeks. And the salt beef was getting eaten so fast, I wanted to make sure there'd be some left for you by the time you got back.'
âOh.' Elja looked at him, and shrugged. âWell, next time I'll thank you not to make me your accomplice without asking me first. Anyway, all's well that ends well: we're a barrel of beef to the good, thanks to Boarci. Now, I suggest we let the matter drop and go back to bed.'
No, Poldarn thought, we can't do that, it's far too serious. If we just forget about it, there'll be big trouble in the end. âAll right,' he said, âlet's do that. Only, please,' he added, grabbing Boarci by the arm as he passed, âI want you to give me your word that you won't do any more stuff like that. We got away with it this time, but we won't be so lucky again.'
âSure,' Boarci replied with a grin. âWhatever you say.'
A few hours later, they were up and about again, and they had to choose who was going to take the horses and the trap back to Ciartanstead. Much to Poldarn's annoyance, Boarci claimed the right, since he'd found them. âI want to see the look on their faces,' he explained, and apparently everyone apart from Poldarn reckoned that was fair enough.
âAll right,' Poldarn said. âBut in that case I'm going with you, just to make sure you don't get tempted to play any more games while you're there. Is that all right with you?'
Boarci shrugged. âWhatever,' he replied. âJust us two? Or do you want anybody else along?'
âTwo men out for four days is bad enough,' Poldarn said. âWe can't spare any more than that, not with all the work we've got on. Do you want to drive the trap, or would you rather ride and lead the horses?'
Boarci thought for a moment. âI'll ride,' he said. âThe springs on that trap are shot. I'd rather stay behind than get shaken to death.'
âSuit yourself,' Poldarn said. âAll right, we'll be as quick as we can. But remember, we're going to have to walk back, so expect us when you see us.'
Packing didn't take long and, once assembled, their luggage proved to be light, the food bag in particular. They left quickly, without fuss, as if they were just going as far as the top of the yard.
âDon't know about you,' Boarci said, as they laboured up the mountain, âbut I'm getting sick to the teeth of this trip. Maybe they've got the ford open again.'
âOr maybe not,' Poldarn replied. âAnd in any case, this way's quicker than skirting the edge. I want to get there and get back as soon as possible, if it's all the same to you.'
Boarci laughed. âYou didn't have to come at all,' he said. âI'm perfectly capable of delivering a few horses. Or you could've sent Raffen with me, or one of the others.'
âYou know perfectly well why I'm here. For your sake as much as mine. You ask for trouble so much, one of these days somebody's going to oblige you.'
Boarci laughed.
They made good time, as it happened, reaching Ciartanstead an hour before noon the next day. It felt strange to see the place again; now it looked remarkably foreign, so that Poldarn had trouble remembering that he'd built the house with his own hands. Eyvind had made changes; not great ones, but enough to set his mark there. The cider house was gone, and where it had stood there was a handsome new long barn, built mostly of stone and roofed with turf. âSomeone's been thinking sensibly about the next time the mountain blows its top,' Boarci said. âThat Eyvind's brighter than you'd give him credit for. We could do something like that back home; there's plenty of good building stone in the lower combes.'
Poldarn agreed; the same thought had occurred to him more than once, but he hadn't dared suggest it, because it would be too different, and probably an abomination â coming from him, at least. âThat's new,' he said, pointing to a long cultivated strip that started just below the north wall of the house. âSomething else we should have thought of. I can't remember â what was there before?'
âThe smithy,' Boarci replied. âFancy you forgetting that.'
âOf course.' Poldarn looked round, but there was no sign of anybody. âWhere have they all got to?' he said aloud. âThis time of day, there ought to be loads of people about the place.'
Boarci nodded. âMy guess is,' he said, âthey're out the other side of the house. Eyvind's building a smoke-house, or he was a few days ago when I was last here. I guess they're raising the frames or something.'
Boarci was right. The whole household â the old Bollesknap outfit, and most of the former Haldersness and Ciartanstead houses â were there, pulling on ropes and lifting timbers, with nobody giving orders or directing the work. For an outsider, it was an amazing sight to see. As soon as they'd finished the stage they were working on, they stopped and turned to stare at Poldarn and Boarci. That was unnerving, to say the least.
After what felt like a very long time, Eyvind emerged from the crowd and walked slowly towards them. He looked different too; more solid, somehow, slower and more assertive in his movements, as if every step had to be taken seriously. Poldarn noticed a new, fresh scar on his right arm, and wondered how he'd come by it.
âYou,' he said, and Poldarn realised he was talking to Boarci. âYou must be out of your mind coming here.'
âMaybe,' Boarci replied, grinning. âWe've found your horses, look. And your trap, the one your men broke and left for dead. We've even put the wheel back on for you.'
But Eyvind just stood looking at him, clearly trying to choose between various courses of action. The decision must have been a difficult one, to judge by the unease in his face.
âBoarci found the trap on the mountain,' Poldarn said, with the uncomfortable feeling that nobody was listening to him. âWe brought it straight back. You can have it, we don't want anything for finding it or doing the wheel.'
Eyvind wrestled with his decision silently for a while longer, then made a small gesture with his head. At once, a dozen or so men surged forward. One of them grabbed the reins of the trap; two more stood either side of Boarci's horse, while a third took hold of its bridle. A fourth pulled Boarci's spear out of its bucket on the saddle and levelled it in a vaguely menacing manner.
âTake him to the barn and bar the door,' Eyvind said. âWe'll have to decide what to do with him later.'
âHold on,' Poldarn said urgently. âWhat the hell is all this about?'
Eyvind scowled at him. âAll right,' he said, âmaybe you don't know, at that. Anyhow, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. Your man, this one, came sneaking over here a few days back and stole a barrel of salt beef. One of my men saw him at it, but he was long gone by the time he could raise the alarm. He's going to have to pay for that.'
Poldarn felt cold. His own stupid fault, he told himself, for assuming that they'd got away with it just because Eyvind hadn't come storming over the hill with weapons. âI did know about it,' he said, âafter the event. Boarci told me.'
âDoesn't matter,' Eyvind replied sharply. âI'm choosing to see it as your man acting off his own hook, so I won't have to take action against the rest of you. Count yourself very lucky,' he added. âAnd I won't be so forbearing again.'
Poldarn could feel the blood pounding in his arms and hands. Any moment now, he knew, something could happen that would set off the instincts he knew lay buried deep inside him; someone would try to grab hold of him or pull him down off the cart, and he'd strike out before he had time to stop himself. He didn't know much about the man who'd lived in his body before Poldarn had inherited it, that day he'd woken up in the mud beside the Bohec; but he'd come to know a little about how he reacted to perceived danger. He was afraid of himself, far more than he was afraid of Eyvind or his people.
Distracted as Poldarn was, he didn't actually see what happened, only the aftermath. Afterwards, in his mind's eye and in recurring dreams, he figured out that it must have started when someone tried to pull Boarci down off his horse. Boarci must have pulled his axe out from inside his coat â he generally carried it concealed, even among friends â and struck out, catching the man in the forehead, just above the bridge of the nose. Immediately, the man who'd confiscated Boarci's spear tried to stab him with it, but apparently Boarci had anticipated that and dodged sideways, trying to slip off the horse and run. Unfortunately he couldn't have seen the man who stepped up on his blind side, intending to force him to surrender by prodding him with a four-tine hay-fork. The outcome was that Boarci slid onto the fork; two of the tines passed through his neck on either side of the spine, killing him instantly. By the time Poldarn realised that something was happening it was nearly all over; the man with the fork was staggering backwards, carrying Boarci's substantial weight on the fork handle, like a youngster showing off by trying to pitch a stook that was far too heavy for him. After a moment of agonised stillness he let go of the handle and Boarci flopped out of the saddle onto the ground, knocking another man off his feet and landing on top of him.