Past Imperfect (58 page)

At this point, most ill-advisedly, Lady Belton decided the time had come to intervene. 'You disgraceful boy.' She spoke loudly, addressing the company as well as Damian to make her point, but unfortunately in an imperious, fluting manner more suited to a farce than a real argument. I imagine she thought it lent her majesty, when in reality she sounded like Marie Dressler in
Dinner at Eight
. 'Stop it this minute,' she trilled, 'and apologise to Lord Claremont!'

Damian spun round and in the blink of an eye, to our universal horror, he suddenly snatched up a knife from the breadboard on the table. It was a large, wide kitchen knife that might be used in a butcher's and certainly lethal. The whole episode was now turning into a full-blown nightmare, which none of us felt able to control. Please don't misunderstand me. I was perfectly sure at the time that he would not use it to harm anyone, that wasn't in him. We weren't in any danger. But he knew how to play with it, flicking it about to punctuate his movements and speech, to make the moment tingle. In this he judged correctly. If we were still before, we were paralysed now.

Slowly and sedately Damian stalked Lady Belton down the table. Seeing him approach, she gripped the side arms of her chair and forced herself hard against its back. For this one and only time I felt a bit sorry for her. 'You pathetic, old harridan, you scarecrow, you freak, what possible business is it of yours?' He waited for an answer, as if this were a reasonable question. She looked at the blade and said nothing. 'You insane piece of wrinkled baggage with your demented snobbery and your ugly dresses and your even uglier pseudo-morality.' He was level with her by now and he stopped, leaning in slightly as if to get a better look at this sad object of his curiosity. 'What is it about you? Wait a minute. It's coming back to me.' He touched his bottom lip with the tip of the knife as if tussling with a knotty problem. 'Wasn't your father a bit dodgy? Or was it your mother?' Again, he stopped as if she might answer and confirm his diagnosis one way or the other. Instead, she stared at him, a bright glimmer of fear twitching beneath her hauteur. I must concede that this was a brilliant stroke, a real rapier thrust, that would have gone right up under the ribs. The truth was Lady Belton's mother had not been
tellement grande chose
, but she thought no one knew. Like many people in her position, she believed that because nobody ever gave her their true opinion, they literally had no knowledge of the things she wished concealed. But we did know it. We all knew it, that her mother had married up and then been left with a baby girl when she was abandoned by her noble spouse, who took off for green fields and pastures new, and never came, or looked, back. Doubtless this went some way to explaining Lady Belton's unhinged snobbishness. 'Don't worry,' said Damian. 'Nobody would know you're a mongrel. Just a laughable and imbecilic bully.' She listened to him, but still she said nothing. She seemed to be breathing heavily, as if after a long run; her cheeks were palpitating and appeared to be more red and blotchy than when he started. I wondered if she might be about to have a stroke.

I could not let it continue. However inflated Lord Claremont might be, however insane Lady Belton, this just wasn't cricket. I stood. 'Come on, Damian, that's enough,' I said. I could feel a slight sigh of relief among the group, as if I had marked the limits and we would now return to sanity. It was not to be.

Damian turned. Facing him, I at last understood that his anger had made him mad. Temporarily mad maybe, but mad. It cannot be much different for a traveller to find himself in a forest glade and suddenly to spy a wolf walking slowly towards him. I saw his grip on the handle of his weapon and I was frightened. I admit it. I was afraid. 'What? Is it your turn to tell me off?' he sneered. 'You sad, little, grubbing nonentity. You piece of dirt. You filth. You coward.'

'Damian, for pity's sake, he's your
friend--
' This came from Dagmar. I was touched that out of all of them she alone should try to defend me in the face of this onslaught. Perhaps Serena might have, but one glance told me she was in her own private hell.

Damian looked first at Dagmar, then at all of them. 'What? You think he's my friend? You think he's your friend? He's not your friend.' He shook his head, continuing to walk up and down the table like an armed panther. I could see two of the maids hovering in the shadows, watching, but no one at the table moved. They had seen the treatment of Lady Belton and they had no wish to be next before the guns. 'He despises you. Do you think he finds you funny?' He directed this at Lord Claremont. 'Or stylish?' He waited in vain for a response from Lady Claremont. 'Or interesting in any way?' That was aimed at the whole table. 'He thinks you're stupid and dull, but he likes your life. He likes your houses. He likes your titles. He likes the pitiful sense of self-importance he derives from knowing that people know he knows you.' He hit all the 'knows' in this with equal strength, so it sounded more like a song than a sentence. 'He likes to creep around after you and kiss your arses and brag about you when he gets home. But don't ever think that he likes you.'

Through all this Serena had sat completely still, her head bowed, and I could see now that she was crying. A steady stream of tears ran down from both eyes, leaving dark marks of mascara across her cheeks as it travelled south. 'And you think he's in love with you, don't you?' He was standing by her now and she did look up, but she did not answer. 'Your little swain, who sticks by you through thick and thin, and you laugh at him--' She had made the beginnings of a protest at this, but he silenced her with a raised palm, 'You laugh at him, you've laughed at him with me, but you tolerate him because he loves you and you think that's sweet.' Serena now looked across at me. I think she was shaking her head to distance herself from what he was saying, but I had gone into another place, a numb place, a hollow, lonely place, where I tried but failed to hide. 'He doesn't love you. He loves what you are, he loves what he can boast about, your name, your money.' He paused to take a breath, to be fresh again for the final strike. 'You should hear what he says about you, all of you, when we're alone. He's just a regular little toady, a Johnny-on-the-make, creeping and crawling like a bumboy round you, to worm and lick and slide his way into your lives.'

Lord Claremont probably spoke for the rest of them, when he let out a loud and disgusted 'Good God!' Damian had chosen well the right mud to throw at me if he wanted it to stick.

He hadn't finished with Serena. 'You idiot. You fool.' He spoke with an undiluted contempt that made the company shudder. 'You could have escaped. You could have lived a life. And instead, you chose to spend your days with this . . .
oaf
!' He clipped Andrew's shoulder as he passed. 'This
twerp
! This
blob
! And for what? To live in a big house, and have people you don't like pull their forelocks and grovel.' Dagmar was crying out loud by now and Damian stopped when he got to her. Oddly, when he spoke next his voice was momentarily quite kind. 'You're not a bad sort. You deserve better than anything that will come to you.' But by then he had moved on and now he was standing almost next to Joanna, who was watching him with the fascination of a rabbit faced by a stoat. 'You might have escaped, without your vixen bitch of a mother. Keep trying.' What made all this so surreal was that everyone was here, all the objects of his attack were sitting in front of him. Mrs Langley let out a yelp, but her husband held her arm to keep her silent.

Damian was starting to run down and you could tell it, because Richard Tremayne rose from his chair and even Andrew looked ready to move. His grip was loosening. 'I hate you all. I loathe your false values. I wish you ill in everything you say or do. And yet, even now, I pity you.' The others, sensing from this that the tirade was coming to an end, began fractionally to relax. Maybe he saw this, or maybe he had always planned it, but the fact is that Damian was not quite finished. 'I'm going now but I must give you a moment to remember me by.' He smiled.

'I think we've already had it,' Candida re-entered the fray.

'No. Something more colourful,' he said, and in one sharp, astonishing movement he threw down the knife and grabbed the first bowl of fish stew, smashing it over the end of the table where the steaming mass of boiling sea life was sprayed over Lady Claremont and Lucy and Kieran and Richard Tremayne. At this there was anguish and cries of anger and pain as the burning liquid covered them, but there was no real physical reaction beyond shock, and before anyone could move, Damian had snatched up the middle bowl. Crash! Down it went, this time catching Candida, Lord Claremont, Dagmar, George and Joanna. But as he lunged for the third and final bowl the others snapped awake and made a dive for it themselves. Alfred Langley stood with both hands on the rim. Unfortunately for him, Damian had the strength of a tiger and with one wrench it was out of his hands. Seizing it, Damian raised it high above his head, like a pagan priest with an offering for a savage and unforgiving deity, and for a moment everything and everyone was motionless. Then he brought it down hard against an edge, ensuring that the mass of the bowl's contents covered Lady Belton, who received her anointing with a sickening scream. There was a thick tomato sauce involved in whatever the receipt had been and by now the table looked like the end of the battle of Borodino, with everyone at it covered in a sticky, smelly, steaming mess of fishy gore. The shards of china had shot about, too, and Lucy was nursing a cut on her forehead, while George was bleeding quite heavily from his right cheek. It's a miracle that nobody was blinded. 'I'll say goodnight, then,' said Damian, and without another word he walked across the terrace, through the open doors into his bedroom and closed them behind him. Once and forever, he was out of their lives.

After he'd gone we sat, all of us, not moving, in total shock. Like victims who have survived an air crash but are not yet sure of it. Then Serena and Dagmar started to cry quite loudly, and Lady Belton, who resembled nothing so much as a red-nosed clown in the
Cirque du Soleil
, with tendrils of lobster and crab stuck in her hair, began to scream out orders to her dazed and equally fish-festooned husband. 'Take me away from here! At once! Take me away!'

At this point Valerie Langley cried out that we should call the police, but Alfred did not need the quick, startled looks from the others to know this would never happen. They were not going to finish the evening by providing the press with the best gossip story they had printed in years. With silent understanding and a nod, Alfred steered his wife away from the very idea.

To say the party broke up soon after that would be a significant and major understatement. The party shattered, splintered, exploded, fell into ruins, with the Claremonts and the Langleys running to their different cars as if a gunman were on the loose and training his weapon from a window. Those of us who remained sat, stinking of fish, waiting to see what would happen next. George Tremayne poured himself a drink and brought one over to me, which I thought was decent of him, even if it confirmed the horrid sense that they were all pitying me, pitying and despising me, which they obviously were. They may have varied in the degree to which they believed Damian's words, but they all believed some of them and I understood what the consequence must be. Others back at home would hear the story, endlessly embellished, and I would thenceforth be tarred in London as a creeping toady, a social climbing greaser, a speck of smarmy, contemptible dirt. I felt my reward for taking up Damian and forcing him upon them had finally arrived. I was finished in the world of my growing-up years. I was an outcast. I was a pariah.

Candida approached, perhaps to offer sympathy, but before she could speak, I took her to one side. 'I'll leave tomorrow.' I spoke in a low voice, because I didn't want to become a
cause celebre
, and, worst of all, have others feel obliged to take my side. 'First thing.'

'Don't be silly.'

'No. I must. I introduced him to everyone. He's my fault. I can't stay. Not after that.' I was grateful for her attempt at support, but it was true. I couldn't stay among these people for a minute longer than I had to. Andrew Summersby came alongside and Candida appealed to him to persuade me not to go. He shook his head. 'I should think it's the only course open to him,' he said in his most ferociously pompous manner. It was lucky the maids had removed the knife.

Candida did not argue any more that night. 'Well, sleep on it,' she said. 'See how you feel in the morning. We all know he was talking rubbish.' I smiled and kissed her, and slipped away to my room.

Knowing Candida better now, I think it's possible she had genuinely dismissed the charges against me but I did not believe it then. And later that night, when I was bathed and smelling a bit less like a welk stall in Bermondsey Market, I asked myself was Damian truly talking rubbish? In some ways I think he was. Most of all in what he said about Serena. Certainly every word was deliberately chosen to damage me irretrievably among those people. To finish me with them. As he was going to vanish from their sight, so, he vowed, would I. It was a cruel attack, and I am sure the best part of it for him was that it would ruin and diminish me in front of her. He wanted to make my love seem a petty and paltry affectation, a device to get invited to dinner, instead of the engine that turned my life.

Even so, it was not quite all rubbish. The funny thing was that there were times when I had envied Damian. I envied his power among these men and women. I had known many of them all my life but within a matter of weeks of their meeting him he had more power over them than I had ever achieved. He was handsome, of course, and charismatic and I was neither, but finally it wasn't that. Newcomer as he was, he did not allow them to dictate the rules of the game, but I . . . maybe I did. Had I not given more leeway to the jokes of Lord Claremont and his ilk than I would have done to those of a social inferior? Did I not pretend, by never arguing, that the fatuities I'd listened to after dinner in a series of great and splendid dining rooms were interesting comments? I had sat up late with fools and laughed and nodded and flattered their fathomless self-importance without revealing a trace of my real feelings. Would I have bothered with Dagmar were she not a princess? Did I not maintain civilities with someone like Andrew, a man I despised and would have actively disliked even if Serena had never been born? Would I have given him the little respect that I did if there weren't a faint impulse within me to bow down before his position? I'm not sure. Were my mother alive and able to read this, she would say it was all nonsense, that I was brought up to be polite and why should I be criticised for that. One part of me thinks she would be right, but another . . .