Parallel Parking (20 page)

1. You’ll dump a guy if:
   

   a
   he doesn’t say “Please” and “Thank you.”
   

   b
   he swears too much.
   

   c
   he’s got butt zits.
   

   d
   he won’t do “everything.”
   

Scoring:

If you picked mostly a’s, your love aura is WHITE. Face it, you’re a prude. Join a convent now!

If you picked mostly b’s, your aura is YELLOW. You’re cautious, maybe too much so. Time to take a few chances.

If you picked mostly c’s, your aura is BLUE. You’re sensuous and sexy but don’t carry it too far—most of the time. Be careful.

If you picked mostly d’s, your aura is RED. You’re a total slut! You might want to slow down a bit. But hey, maybe it works
for you.

BOOK 2: BREAKING UP IS REALLY, REALLY HARD TO DO

Is he “It”? You know—the one-and-only, truly perfect guy? Suddenly Holly isn’t sure that her boyfriend is “It,”—and, if he
isn’t “It,” maybe it’s time to call it quits. Lina is so sure her teacher Dan is “It,” she begins a dangerous e-mail relationship
with him that results in a blind date! Madison’s “It” has always been Sean (how could anyone so gorgeous not be “It”?) until
she meets Stephen. Can there be two “It’s”?

QUIZ: ARE YOU A DRAMA QUEEN?

Do your friends call you Your Royal Hissy Fit behind your back? Take this quiz and find out if you’re easy-going or a touch
too touchy.

1. You break a nail on your way to school. You:
   

   a
   don’t notice.
   

   b
   stop at a nail salon to fix it—homeroom can wait.
   

   c
   sob quietly.
   

   d
   scream bloody murder.
   

2. Your best friend goes to a party without you. You:
   

   a
   hope she had a good time.
   

   b
   resolve to do the same to her next time.
   

   c
   sob quietly.
   

   d
   threaten to slit your wrists with a nail file.
   

3. Your little sister ate the last Oreo (and they’re your favorite). You:
   

   a
   shrug and figure you’ll have some another time.
   

   b
   tell on her to your mother.
   

   c
   sob quietly.
   

   d
   take her favorite doll hostage until someone meets your Oreo demands.
   

4. You got an F on an exam because you were partying instead of studying. You:
   

   a
   vow to do better next time.
   

   b
   ask to take a makeup exam.
   

   c
   sob quietly.
   

   d
   threaten to sue the school for discrimination against the handicapped—people with overactive social lives.