Read Owls Well That Ends Well Online
Authors: Donna Andrews
I could relate to that. I’d noticed in the last several weeks that books were among the few material objects I didn’t feel ambivalent about. In fact—
Stop it, I told myself. I was on the verge of feeling sorry for Gordon, and apart from being a strange and disturbing feeling it wouldn’t help me find his murderer. And I didn’t have time to worry about it now. Chief Burke was standing inside the shop, and I’d lingered long enough at the door that he’d turned and spotted me. Too late to slip away quietly, so I waved and smiled at him.
“What’s up?” I asked.
“Give me strength,” Chief Burke said, rolling his eyes upward. Then he lowered them, fixed them on me, and frowned. “Just what are you doing here?”
“Rubbernecking,” I said. “Morbid curiosity.”
“Not trying to solve the murder case yourself?”
“I have every confidence that by the time you finish your investigation, you’ll be convinced that Giles had nothing to do with Gordon’s death,” I said. “Of course, if I come across any information that will help speed up the process …”
“You’ll pass it along, instead of going off half-cocked and getting yourself in a world of trouble,” Burke said. “Naturally.”
He didn’t sound as if he believed it.
“Naturally,” I said. “So what’s going on?”
“Someone broke into Mr. McCoy’s antique store,” Burke said. “I don’t suppose you remember what you were doing last night around midnight?”
“Michael and I were over at Giles Rathbone’s house, having sherry and discussing his case,” I said.
“Having sherry with your boyfriend and my prime suspect,” Burke said, nodding. “Figures.”
“Why would you suspect me of breaking into Gordon’s store?” I asked.
“Looks like your style,” he said. “There wasn’t anything missing or damaged, and he had plenty of things a real burglar would have taken—a fair amount of cash, not to mention some nice jewelry and silver. But whoever broke in last night just disarranged some of the papers in his office. I figure it was someone snooping around for information.”
“And you assume that someone was me?”
“If you didn’t do it, I apologize, and point out that it wouldn’t exactly be out of character, and if you did, I do hope you were careful and wore gloves.”
“I always do when I’m burgling,” I said. “Incidentally, that was a joke.”
“Hmmm,” the chief said, studying me.
“What was the burglar looking for?” I asked.
“If I knew that, I’d know who did it, wouldn’t I?” the chief said. “They were messing around in his business records.”
“Maybe it was someone who felt cheated by Gordon,” I suggested. “And wanted proof so they could file a claim against the estate.”
“Like as not,” the chief said, nodding. “Of course, that doesn’t narrow down my field of suspects. I have yet to find anyone who didn’t feel cheated by Gordon.”
“Well, I didn’t, but that’s mostly because I never did any business with him,” I said.
“Why not?” the chief asked. “Did you have something against him?”
“Not particularly,” I said. “We had him in to look over Mrs. Sprocket’s antiques before the yard sale, but since he’d usually offer about half of what the other dealers would pay, we never sold him anything. And you’ve seen the yard sale—you can imagine about how much we need to buy junk. Or antiques.”
“So you’d have no reason to want him dead,” the chief said.
“Apart from a few stray homicidal urges when he knocked on our door before dawn, no,” I said. “Out of my life, yes; but I wouldn’t have needed to kill him to achieve that, because I knew once we were through with the yard sale, he would be. Out of my life, that is.”
“I see,” the chief said.
“Does this mean that you’re seriously considering the possibility that Giles didn’t do it?”
“I’d be a fool not to look at a suspect who just waltzes right into my investigation,” the chief said.
I decided to assume this was a subtle hint that I’d overstayed my welcome, so I wished him luck and left.
I glanced up and down the street when I stepped out of Gordon’s shop, and could have sworn I spotted someone peering around the corner of the building at the end of the block and then ducking back when he saw me.
I sauntered to the other end of the block, turned the corner, and then ran as fast as I could. Luckily I didn’t have to go all around the block. An alley halfway down the cross street ran through the block, giving access to the back doors of the shops on either side. I raced through the alley to the next cross street and then carefully stuck my head out.
The someone was peering around the corner again. He ducked back, and I recognized him.
Professor Schmidt.
I waited until Schmidt peered around the corner again and was absorbed in whatever he saw. Then I crept up behind him.
“Looking for something?” I asked.
He jumped a foot in the air and uttered a rather undignified squeak. When he saw who it was, he tried to return to his usual pompous manner, but I decided I liked him better off balance.
“So, first you lie to Chief Burke, and now you’re spying on him,” I said. “Want to tell me why?”
“I beg your pardon,” he said, but I could see he was nervous.
“Why don’t you just tell Chief Burke what really happened in the barn?” I asked.
“What do you mean, what really happened?” he said. “I went there because Gordon offered to sell me some papers. He didn’t have the papers with him, so I advised him to stop wasting my time and went away again. That’s all that happened.”
“Oh, sure,” I said. And a sudden thought hit me— Schmidt wasn’t just eager to buy the papers from Gordon—he was nearly frantic. What kind of papers would make anyone that upset?
“And you didn’t burgle Gordon’s shop last night?” I asked. “I suppose that was one of his other blackmail victims.”
It was a gamble, but it worked.
“Blackmail,” he exclaimed. “What are you talking about?” But from the way he flinched and the fearful look on his face, I knew I’d guessed right.
“Oh, come on, professor,” I said. “I know he was blackmailing you. I heard that much. But I don’t understand what he had on you.”
For that matter, I was having a hard time imagining Schmidt doing anything worth blackmailing about. Perhaps in his long-distant youth, before he’d become such a pompous jackass.
“Mrs. Pruitt,” he said, finally.
I pondered that for a few moments. Were we talking about the same Mrs. Pruitt? The long-dead poetess? I’d seen the portrait, and all the photographer’s art couldn’t make her look like anything but what she was: a stout, hatchet-faced woman in her fifties. She’d been closer to ninety when she died, and that was still several decades before Professor Schmidt was born.
“Well, obviously it was about Mrs. Pruitt,” I said. “But I’m not sure I understand the details.”
He sighed, loudly, and stared at the ground for a while.
“And if I can’t understand it,” I went on. “Well, maybe the police won’t, either, but I’ll just have to take that chance, and tell them everything I do know.”
That finally worked.
“As I’m sure you know,” he said, “I’ve made Mrs. Pruitt my life’s work.”
I nodded encouragingly.
“Not just analyzing her work, but defending it.”
“Defending it against whom?” I said.
“Her work has sadly fallen out of fashion,” he said, indignantly. “It’s become quite trendy to belittle her work. Not just its quality, but its originality.”
“They find her work derivative?” I asked.
“Derivative would be a kinder way of putting it,” he said. “There have been a number of articles written over the years that claim she was a plagiarist—that she took the works of more commercially successful poets and … well, changed enough of the words to make it look like a different poem, and passed it off for original work.”
“And did she?”
“I’ve always contended that she was merely strongly influenced by her favorite poets,” he said. “And that her profound reverence for them manifested itself in an unconscious imitation of their forms and meters.”
I took that for a reluctant yes.
“But Gordon had something that proved otherwise, right?” I asked.
“He’d gotten hold of a box of books from her library,” Schmidt said. “Books of poetry by Longfellow, Tennyson—people like that. A lot of the poems were all marked up in her handwriting, showing how she’d taken their poems and produced her versions. Changing a couple of words in each line, until it looked different enough to pass off as her own.”
“Hard to defend that as unconscious imitation,” I said.
He nodded slightly.
“Not exactly good for your career,” I suggested.
He shook his head.
A wild suspicion hit me, and I decided to run with it.
“Especially if it came out where Gordon got them,” I said. “However did you let them fall into his hands?”
He winced.
“It was my wife, and her damned decluttering,” he said. “The damned box had been gathering dust in our attic for twenty years. And then, while I was off in England at a conference, she went to this damned class on getting rid of clutter.”
“Really? Where?” I asked. Sounded useful, that class. Maybe I could go, and take my whole family.
“I don’t know,” Schmidt said, frowning. “One of those places that gives stupid classes for housewives with too much time on their hands.”
“I see,” I said, and hoped it didn’t come out sounding too much like a snarl. I found myself hoping, for Mrs. Schmidt’s sake, that he turned out to be the murderer and got a good, long prison sentence.
“Anyway, one of the stupid decluttering rules they gave her was if you hadn’t opened a box for more than a year, you should get rid of it without opening it. The stupid cow called Gordon and had him clean out the whole attic.”
“So Gordon not only had the goods on Mrs. Pruitt, he knew you’d found out about her plagiarism and covered it up,” I said.
He nodded.
“Sounds like motive for murder to me,” I said.
“Not really,” he said. “I may have my shortcomings as a scholar, but I have a very well-honed sense of self-preservation. Why would I kill Gordon without getting back the evidence? Who knows who’ll get hold of those books now that he’s dead? But whoever it is, I very much doubt it will be anyone as greedy, grasping, and dishonest as Gordon.”
“So I take it you don’t have them?”
“Would I still be trying to find them if I did?”
Maybe, I thought, if you wanted to look less like a murder suspect.
“So someone else has them,” I said aloud. “Or will get them, whenever they turn up. And you’re afraid that someone will make them public, and you’re trying to get them first.”
He nodded.
“So if you didn’t kill him and you didn’t get your books back, just what did happen between you and Gordon yesterday?” I asked.
“Nothing,” he said.
“Try again.”
He pursed his lips as if afraid something incriminating would slip out. I just waited.
“Nothing happened because he was already dead when I went into the barn.”
Yes! I thought. I hadn’t entirely trusted the Hummel lady’s story, that she’d never seen Gordon, but now I had independent confirmation that Gordon was already dead before Giles entered the barn. I wasn’t sure whether to cheer, knowing that this was probably enough to clear Giles, or shake Schmidt for lying and helping to implicate Giles in the first place.
“He was already dead?” I repeated.
“Definitely dead,” Schmidt said. “When I first walked in, I saw his stuff lying all around, and I figured he was there—maybe snooping in the hayloft, that was about his style. So I called out for him to come down, that we needed to talk about the books. And he didn’t say anything. And I went over to the ladder to the hayloft and he was just lying there, dead, with this bloody bookend by his head.”
“What did you do then?” I asked, though I was beginning to have a suspicion.
“I panicked. I was afraid someone would find him, and know that I’d come into the barn to talk to him. I figured the longer it took them to find him, the less chance anyone would jump to the wrong conclusion and suspect me. So I thought maybe if they didn’t find the body …”
“So you hid it.”
“In the trunk,” he said, nodding. “It was right there. And I put the bookend in, too.”
“And you took the key with you and hid it in a bowl of old keys.”
“Yes,” he said. “I was just going to throw it away somewhere, but as I was leaving, I saw the bowl of keys on one of the tables, so I wiped the trunk key off and threw it in there.”
“And you ran away without even looking for your books.”
“I looked,” he said. “They weren’t there.”
I studied his face. He looked embarrassed, depressed, defensive, hostile, and generally miserable. But I had no idea if he looked truthful. For all I knew, he could still be covering something up.
I wasn’t convinced he didn’t have motive for murder. But I also had a hard time imagining that he could bludgeon Gordon to death with the bookend. He looked like the sort of person whose idea of taking stern and decisive action was to write a querulous letter to the
Caerphilly Clarion,
and then whine for weeks if the editor pruned a single adverb. Perhaps I should let him fret for a while, and try to find either confirmation that Gordon had been dead already when Schmidt entered the barn or something to disprove it.
“So who do you think did it?” I asked.
He frowned.
“I don’t want to cast undue suspicion on someone else,” he said.
“Why not?” I said. “The more suspicion you cast on someone else, the less likely the police will focus on you.”
“You’re not telling the police!” he exclaimed.
“Give me a reason not to,” I said. “Tell me who you think did it.”
“Well, I don’t know that he did it,” Schmidt said. “But as I was coming in, I did see Ralph Endicott, leaving through the other door.”
“Endicott—Gordon’s old partner?”
“That’s him. Seemed in a bit of a hurry, too,” he added, warming to his subject. “And goodness knows, after everything Gordon did to him, he has no reason to like the man.”