Our Man In Havana (6 page)

‘Was he killed at once?’

‘Sure. And the lens – you could pick up bits for fifty yards around. Look. I’m taking a piece home to show Mr Humpel-nicker.’

The long bar that morning was empty except for the elegant
stranger
at one end and a stout member of the tourist police who was smoking a cigar at the other. The Englishman was absorbed in the sight of so many bottles, and it was quite a while before he spotted Wormold. ‘Well I never,’ he said, ‘Mr Wormold, isn’t it?’ Wormold wondered how he knew his name, for he had forgotten to give him a trade-card. ‘Eighteen different kinds of Scotch,’ the stranger said, ‘including Black Label. And I haven’t counted the Bourbons. It’s a wonderful sight. Wonderful,’ he repeated, lowering his voice with respect. ‘Have you ever seen so many whiskies?’

‘As a matter of fact I have. I collect miniatures and I have ninety-nine at home.’

‘Interesting. And what’s your choice today? A dimpled Haig?’

‘Thanks, I’ve just ordered a daiquiri.’

‘Can’t take those things. They relax me.’

‘Have you decided on a cleaner yet?’ Wormold asked for the sake of conversation.

‘Cleaner?’

‘Vacuum cleaner. The things I sell.’

‘Oh, cleaner. Ha ha. Throw away that stuff and have a Scotch.’

‘I never drink Scotch before the evening.’

‘You Southerners!’

‘I don’t see the connection.’

‘Makes the blood thin. Sun, I mean. You were born in Nice, weren’t you?’

‘How do you know that?’

‘Oh well, one picks things up. Here and there. Talking to this chap and that. I’ve been meaning to have a word with you as a matter of fact.’

‘Well, here I am.’

‘I’d like it more on the quiet, you know. Chaps keep on coming in and out.’

No description could have been less accurate. No one even passed the door in the hard straight sunlight outside. The officer of the tourist police had fallen contentedly asleep after propping his
cigar
over an ash-tray; there were no tourists at this hour to protect or to supervise. Wormold said, ‘If it’s about a cleaner, come down to the shop.’

‘I’d rather not, you know. Don’t want to be seen hanging about there. Bar’s not a bad place after all. You run into a fellow-countryman, have a get together, what more natural?’

‘I don’t understand.’

‘Well, you know how it is.’

‘I don’t.’

‘Well, wouldn’t you say it was natural enough?’

Wormold gave up. He left eighty cents on the counter and said, ‘I must be getting back to the shop.’

‘Why?’

‘I don’t like to leave Lopez for long.’

‘Ah, Lopez. I want to talk to you about Lopez.’ Again the explanation that seemed most probable to Wormold was that the stranger was an eccentric inspector from headquarters, but surely he had reached the limit of eccentricity when he added in a low voice, ‘You go to the Gents and I’ll follow you.’

‘The Gents? Why should I?’

‘Because I don’t know the way.’

In a mad world it always seems simpler to obey. Wormold led the stranger through a door at the back, down a short passage, and indicated the toilet. ‘It’s in there.’

‘After you, old man.’

‘But I don’t need it.’

‘Don’t be difficult,’ the stranger said. He put a hand on Wormold’s shoulder and pushed him through the door. Inside there were two wash-basins, a chair with a broken back, and the usual cabinets and pissoirs. ‘Take a pew, old man,’ the stranger said, ‘while I turn on a tap.’ But when the water ran he made no attempt to wash. ‘Looks more natural,’ he explained (the word ‘natural’ seemed a favourite adjective of his), ‘if someone barges in. And of course it confuses a mike.’

‘A mike?’

‘You’re quite right to question that. Quite right. There probably wouldn’t be a mike in a place like this, but it’s the drill, you know, that counts. You’ll find it always pays in the end to follow the drill. It’s lucky they don’t run to waste-plugs in Havana. We can just keep the water running.’

‘Please will you explain …?’

‘Can’t be too careful even in a Gents, when I come to think of it. A chap of ours in Denmark in 1940 saw from his own window the German fleet coming down the Kattegat.’

‘What gut?’

‘Kattegat. Of course he knew then the balloon had gone up. Started burning his papers. Put the ashes down the lav and pulled the chain. Trouble was – late frost. Pipes frozen. All the ashes floated up into the bath down below. Flat belonged to an old maiden lady – Baronin someone or other. She was just going to have a bath. Most embarrassing for our chap.’

‘It sounds like the Secret Service.’

‘It
is
the Secret Service, old man, or so the novelists call it. That’s why I wanted to talk to you about your chap Lopez. Is he reliable or ought you to fire him?’

‘Are you in the Secret Service?’

‘If you like to put it that way.’

‘Why on earth should I fire Lopez? He’s been with me ten years.’

‘We could find you a chap who knew all about vacuum cleaners. But of course – naturally – we’ll leave that decision to you.’

‘But I’m not in your Service.’

‘We’ll come to that in a moment, old man. Anyway we’ve traced Lopez – he seems clear. But your friend Hasselbacher, I’d be a bit careful of him.’

‘How do you know about Hasselbacher?’

‘I’ve been around a day or two, picking things up. One has to on these occasions.’

‘What occasions?’

‘Where was Hasselbacher born?’

‘Berlin, I think.’

‘Sympathies East or West?’

‘We never talk politics.’

‘Not that it matters – East or West they play the German game. Remember the Ribbentrop Pact. We won’t be caught that way again.’

‘Hasselbacher’s not a politician. He’s an old doctor and he’s lived here for thirty years.’

‘All the same, you’d be surprised … But I agree with you, it would be conspicuous if you dropped him. Just play him carefully, that’s all. He might even be useful if you handle him right.’

‘I’ve no intention of handling him.’

‘You’ll find it necessary for the job.’

‘I don’t want any job. Why do you pick on me?’

‘Patriotic Englishman. Been here for years. Respected member of the European Traders’ Association. We must have our man in Havana, you know. Submarines need fuel. Dictators drift together. Big ones draw in the little ones.’

‘Atomic submarines don’t need fuel.’

‘Quite right, old man, quite right. But wars always start a little behind the times. Have to be prepared for conventional weapons too. Then there’s economic intelligence – sugar, coffee, tobacco.’

‘You can find all that in the Government year-books.’

‘We don’t trust them, old man. Then political intelligence. With your cleaners you’ve got the entrée everywhere.’

‘Do you expect me to analyse the fluff?’

‘It may seem a joke to you, old man, but the main source of the French intelligence at the time of Dreyfus was a charwoman who collected the scraps out of the waste-paper baskets at the German Embassy.’

‘I don’t even know your name.’

‘Hawthorne.’

‘But who are you?’

‘Well, you might say I’m setting up the Caribbean network.
One
moment. Someone’s coming. I’ll wash. You slip into a closet. Mustn’t be seen together.’

‘We
have
been seen together.’

‘Passing encounter. Fellow-countrymen.’ He thrust Wormold into the compartment as he had thrust him into the lavatory, ‘It’s the drill, you know,’ and then there was silence except for the running tap. Wormold sat down. There was nothing else to do. When he was seated his legs still showed under the half door. A handle turned. Feet crossed the tiled floor towards the pissoir. Water went on running. Wormold felt an enormous bewilderment. He wondered why he had not stopped all this nonsense at the beginning. No wonder Mary had left him. He remembered one of their quarrels. ‘Why don’t you do something, act some way, any way at all? You just stand there …’ At least, he thought, this time I’m not standing, I’m sitting. But in any case what could he have said? He hadn’t been given time to get a word in. Minutes passed. What enormous bladders Cubans had, and how clean Hawthorne’s hands must be getting by this time. The water stopped running. Presumably he was drying his hands, but Wormold remembered there were no towels. That was another problem for Hawthorne but he would be up to it. All part of the drill. At last the feet passed towards the door. The door closed.

‘Can I come out?’ Wormold asked. It was like a surrender. He was under orders now.

He heard Hawthorne tiptoeing near. ‘Give me a few minutes to get away, old man. Do you know who that was? The policeman. A bit suspicious, eh?’

‘He may have recognized my legs under the door. Do you think we ought to change trousers?’

‘Wouldn’t look natural,’ Hawthorne said, ‘but you are getting the idea. I’m leaving the key of my room in the basin. Fifth floor Seville-Biltmore. Just walk up. Ten tonight. Things to discuss. Money and so on. Sordid issues. Don’t ask for me at the desk.’

‘Don’t you need your key?’

‘Got a pass key. I’ll be seeing you.’

Wormold stood up in time to see the door close behind the elegant figure and the appalling slang. The key was there in the wash-basin – Room 501.

3

At half-past nine Wormold went to Milly’s room to say good night. Here, where the duenna was in charge, everything was in order – the candle had been lit before the statue of St Seraphina, the honey-coloured missal lay beside the bed, the clothes were eliminated as though they had never existed, and a faint smell of eau-de-Cologne blew about like incense.

‘You’ve got something on your mind,’ Milly said. ‘You aren’t still worrying, are you, about Captain Segura?’

‘You never pull my leg, do you, Milly?’

‘No. Why?’

‘Everybody else seems to.’

‘Did Mother?’

‘I suppose so. In the early days.’

‘Does Dr Hasselbacher?’

He remembered the Negro limping slowly by. He said, ‘Perhaps. Sometimes.’

‘It’s a sign of affection, isn’t it?’

‘Not always. I remember at school –’ He stopped.

‘What do you remember, Father?’

‘Oh, a lot of things.’

Childhood was the germ of all mistrust. You were cruelly joked upon and then you cruelly joked. You lost the remembrance of pain through inflicting it. But somehow, through no virtue of his own, he had never taken that course. Lack of character perhaps. Schools were said to construct character by chipping off the edges. His edges had been chipped, but the result had not, he thought,
been
character – only shapelessness, like an exhibit in the Museum of Modern Art.

‘Are you happy, Milly?’ he asked.

‘Oh yes.’

‘At school too?’

‘Yes. Why?’

‘Nobody pulls your hair now?’

‘Of course not.’

‘And you don’t set anyone on fire?’

‘That was when I was thirteen,’ she said with scorn. ‘What’s worrying you, Father?’

She sat up in bed, wearing a white nylon dressing-gown. He loved her when the duenna was there, and he loved her even more when the duenna was absent: he couldn’t afford the time not to love. It was as if he had come with her a little way on a journey that she would finish alone. The separating years approached them both, like a station down the line, all gain for her and all loss for him. That evening hour was real, but not Hawthorne, mysterious and absurd, not the cruelties of police-stations and governments, the scientists who tested the new H-bomb on Christmas Island, Khrushchev who wrote notes: these seemed less real to him than the inefficient tortures of a school-dormitory. The small boy with the damp towel whom he had just remembered – where was he now? The cruel come and go like cities and thrones and powers, leaving their ruins behind them. They had no permanence. But the clown whom he had seen last year with Milly at the circus – that clown was permanent, for his act never changed. That was the way to live; the clown was unaffected by the vagaries of public men and the enormous discoveries of the great.

Wormold began to make faces in the glass.

‘What on earth are you doing, Father?’

‘I wanted to make myself laugh.’

Milly giggled. ‘I thought you were being sad and serious.’

‘That’s why I wanted to laugh. Do you remember the clown last year, Milly?’

‘He walked off the end of a ladder and fell in a bucket of whitewash.’

‘He falls in it every night at ten o’clock. We should all be clowns, Milly. Don’t ever learn from experience.’

‘Reverend Mother says …’

‘Don’t pay any attention to her. God doesn’t learn from experience, does He, or how could He hope anything of man? It’s the scientists who add the digits and make the same sum who cause the trouble. Newton discovering gravity – he learned from experience and after that …’

‘I thought it was from an apple.’

‘It’s the same thing. It was only a matter of time before Lord Rutherford went and split the atom. He had learned from experience too, and so did the men of Hiroshima. If only we had been born clowns, nothing bad would happen to us except a few bruises and a smear of whitewash. Don’t learn from experience, Milly. It ruins our peace and our lives.’

‘What are you doing now?’

‘I’m trying to waggle my ears. I used to be able to do it. But the trick doesn’t work any longer.’

‘Are you still unhappy about Mother?’

‘Sometimes.’

‘Are you still in love with her?’

‘Perhaps. Now and then.’

‘I suppose she was very beautiful when she was young.’

‘She can’t be old now. Thirty-six.’

‘That’s pretty old.’

‘Don’t you remember her at all?’

‘Not very well. She was away a lot, wasn’t she?’

‘A good deal.’

‘Of course I pray for her.’

‘What do you pray? That she’ll come back?’

‘Oh no, not
that
. We can do without her. I pray that she’ll be a good Catholic again.’

‘I’m not a good Catholic.’

‘Oh, that’s different. You are invincibly ignorant.’

‘Yes, I expect I am.’

‘I’m not insulting you, Father. It’s only theology. You’ll be saved like the good pagans. Socrates, you know, and Cetewayo.’