One Year (New & Lengthened Edition) (21 page)

T
he second week
of school goes by just as quickly as the first. A little too quickly, actually. I have to make my first speech that Friday. The toast. And I don’t want the day to come. I’ve been thinking about it for days but once the Monday before rolls around, I feel myself getting terrified. But on Monday, I’m still able to manage the fear. I try to deal with it by convincing myself that it’ll be okay. And on Monday, I believe it. Unfortunately, by Wednesday, all of my arguments stop working. And I just feel like I’m going to have a heart attack every time I think about it, which is practically all day long.

On Wednesday, I decide that I need some practice. Maybe saying the words out loud will make me feel a little better. I stand up in front of the mirror. I look down at the notes that I wrote down but can’t read a thing. When I open my mouth, my voice shakes. Supposedly, I memorized the words earlier. Or I thought I did. But now that I have to speak out loud, just to myself, nothing comes to mind. I can’t even remember how I planned on starting.

And the worst thing about all of this is that Tristan is nowhere to be found! He had promised me that we would practice together. He promised me this originally at lunch and cancelled on me all weekend. We made plans on Saturday and then Sunday and then Monday night. By the time it was Tuesday, I didn’t bother making plans anymore. He came home late that night, around 9 PM, and said that he had a ton of Macroeconomics to catch up on.

Come to think of it, I haven’t even seen him since Wednesday morning, when we waited for our poptarts to toast together. Agh, what makes me so mad is that he had promised that he would practice with me, help me. And now it’s 9:30 PM on Thursday and he’s still not back. And he has yet to help me once! I’m angry and disappointed. But mostly, I’m scared. The speech is tomorrow and I have nothing.

“Dylan, I think I’m going to have a heart attack,” I say, coming out of my room into the living room. Dylan’s playing something on the Xbox. Without looking up, he asks what’s wrong and I give him the highlights.

“You’ll do fine,” he says, finally putting the controller down. I watch him as he walks to the refrigerator and gets a soda.

Why does everyone say that when they don’t even know what’s going on? There’s NO way I’m going to do fine. People who freeze and can’t say a word out loud don’t do fine in public speaking classes!

I shake my head. “No way,” I say.

“Well, you were going to do it with Tristan, right? So why not me?” he asks.

“Because…there’s like a million reasons why not,” I say.

“Name one,” he challenges me.

“I don’t know.” I shrug. “But this is worse than being naked. In fact, I think I’d rather be naked with someone than do this.”

“Oh really?” His eyes light up in a mischievous way. “Well, then, we can arrange that.”

“Agh, you’re a pig.” I roll my eyes. “You know what I mean.”

“Okay, okay, I get it.”

“The thing is that I’m terrified. I can’t do it.” I shrug.

“But you were going to do it with Tristan?” he asks.

“I said I would. But I’m not sure I actually would have gone through with it. I think I was just going to try.”

“Well, why don’t you try for me?” Dylan asks. “I’ll help you. I’m great at speeches.”

“That doesn’t surprise me,” I say.

“I know right?” He laughs. “My dad says that I’m the king of bullshitting. That’s why he wants me to go to law school.”

“Wow, that’s a great reflection on this country’s legal system,” I say.

“Eh, I guess,” he says, unfazed. “I’m actually thinking of doing it. Seriously.”

“Wow, this is like the most honest, non-bullshitty conversation I think we’ve ever had,” I say.

“First time for everything,” he says sarcastically.

“So what’s keeping you back?” I ask. “From actually pursuing the path to law school?”

“Well, for one, there’s no real path. I mean, I can major in whatever and I won’t be taking the LSAT until my junior year,” he says. “But what’s really keeping me from it is that I know it’ll make my dad happy. And that’s the last thing I want.”

I smile. The moment has passed. Sincerity is out of the window. Now the real Dylan’s back.

“Okay, enough stalling,” he says. “I want to hear this toast.”

Damn it. I open my crumpled piece of paper. Clear my throat. As soon as my eyes drop down to the first line, at the top, my heart starts to pound loudly. Suddenly, it’s the only thing that I can hear in my head. I try to ignore it. I open my mouth, but nothing comes out. My throat is dry, like a desert. I feel like I haven’t drank a drop of liquid in days.

“Okay, okay,” Dylan says, cutting off my suffering. He takes the paper out of my hand.

“Alice, look at me. Why are you so scared?” he asks. He’s staring straight into my eyes.

“I have no idea,” I whisper.

“Do you think I’m going to laugh at you? Mock you? Heckle you?” Dylan asks.

No, of course not. I shake my head. He waits for me to reply.

“I have no idea,” I mumble.

“Well, I’m not going to do any of those things. I’m here just to sit and listen and clap.”

Something about someone even listening scares the crap out of me.

“I hope not too attentively,” I say with a shrug.

“Why do you think that you’re so unimportant?” Dylan asks.

There’s clarity in his voice, the kind that only appears when you hit upon the truth. I guess a big part of me does think that I’m unimportant. I mean, I don’t even want anyone to hear what I have to say. That’s pretty pathetic.

“Okay, how about this?” Dylan changes tactics. “There are freshman in this class, right?”

I nod.

“Well then, they probably don’t even care what you have to say. They’re going to be checking their phones. Barely look up at you, let alone actually listen to you.”

“The thought of that does make me feel a lot better,” I say with a little sigh of relief. But quickly old fears creep in and whatever mild feeling of apathy I managed to scrounge up disappears.

“Okay, I don’t feel better anymore. Just as scared as before,” I tell him.

“This is crazy,” Dylan says with a smile. He shakes his head. I can see that he’s perplexed by this whole thing. “I didn’t know anyone could be in such bad shape,” he says, shaking his head. “Okay, let’s forget about this for a little bit.”

Dylan puts my pitiful, crumpled, and used up speech on the kitchen counter.

“What are you doing?” I ask. “Are you giving up on me? No, you can’t!”

Panic sets in. If he gives up on me then I have no one.

“No, I’m not giving up on you,” Dylan shakes his head. “We just need a break.”

He opens the fridge and hands me a beer.

“No, I can’t drink now,” I say, shaking my head. “I’m too freaked out by all this.”

“You have to. You’re psyching yourself out. It’ll make you feel better.”

“But I have this speech tomorrow. I need to figure out a way to get through it,” I say.

“And you will. But for now, you need to relax. And not freak out so much. Clear your head.”

Despite my better judgment, I end up having two beers. We watch
Watch What Happens Live
and play a drinking game with Andy Cohen. I’m a real lightweight when it comes to drinking and even one drink gets me tipsy. So, after two, I’m nice and buzzed. My muscles loosen, my shoulders let up, and most importantly, my mind finally quiets down. I’m finally able to think in complete sentences—my thoughts are no longer running like crazy.

During a commercial break, Dylan hands me my speech.

“What are you doing?” I ask, laughing. He doesn’t say a word, just nudges it toward me.

At first, I pick up the paper as a joke. I laugh a little. I look down at my hands. I expect them to shake just like they did before, but they’re steady. I read the words. Much to my surprise, they all make sense. No thoughts of failure and disappointment trickle in. Instead, I feel a distinct sense of apathy. I don’t really care what Dylan thinks of what I have to say. It’s pretty good and that’s enough for me. Whatever he thinks can’t hurt me.

I start off by reading the first line. When it comes out right, I go on to the next. And the next. By the end of the first paragraph, I’m talking in a normal speaking voice. I’m even pausing for effect and looking up at Dylan to see if he’s paying attention. By the time I’m close to the end, whatever jitters I had are all gone. Not because I’m done speaking, but because I just don’t particularly care what Dylan thinks.

“Awesome!” Dylan says, clapping his hands after I finish. “That was amazing. You were amazing!”

“Wow.” I shake my head. For a moment, I have an out of body experience. I don’t feel like it was actually me who spoke up there.

“See, you can do this!” Dylan says, giving me a warm hug. “You just need to get out of your own way. Not think about the process so much. Let yourself go.”

T
he following afternoon
, I arrive to public speaking class early. I’ve had two beers the hour before. It’s undeniable—I feel loose and confident and a little apathetic (and that’s a good thing, according to Dylan). But I also feel guilty. A big part of me, the part I try to suppress with all of my might, thinks this is cheating. I need to go into this cold or not at all. But I know what’s going to happen if I go in cold. If I couldn’t do it in front of Dylan, there’s no way I’m going to be able to do it in front of a room of strangers and Professor Milner.

I need to get this over with, I say to myself. The sooner the better. So when Professor Milner asks for volunteers, I raise my hand. Without two beers in me, I would never volunteer for this. Instead, I would pray that I wouldn’t be called on next and if time runs out in class, I would take a big sigh of relief and then fret and worry about this for another week. But now, I’m different. I’m braver. Bolder. Not so afraid.

I go up to the podium. A class of thirty or so bored kids stare back at me. Professor Milner gives me a nod of encouragement. A girl in the front row types frantically on her phone.
I can do this
, I say to myself.

“Okay, everyone,” I start. My voice is confident, self-assured. Just how it was last night. “Can I have your attention please?” I say. I’m giving a toast, and I pretend that I’m holding a glass in my left hand.

“I’d like to take this opportunity and congratulate Dylan and Peyton on their upcoming wedding. I’ve known Dylan for many years, ever since he was my roommate freshman year in college. Over the years, we grew up, changed, but one thing remained the same, steadfast: his love for Peyton. Anyone who knows them knows that they’ve had their share of breakups, but instead of letting that tear them apart, each breakup somehow made them stronger. I’ve had the privilege of knowing this couple for many years now and I know that they have loved each other for many, many years. Ever since high school. How many of us can say that we met the love of our life in high school? Not many, that’s for sure. So, let’s put our glasses up in honor of this blessed union. I love you both.”

When I’m done, everyone in the class claps. I’m stunned. I still can’t believe that I actually did that—spoke out loud for a significant amount of time in front of a group of people. Did this really happen or am I going to wake up any minute now and realize that I still have to do the speech in a few hours?

As I make my way back to my desk, I feel my heart filling with pride. Who was that girl speaking so confidently in front of a room of strangers? It’s not every day that you surprise yourself.

The girl who was texting during my speech gets up to give hers. My mind continues to spin, but in a good way. I’m in awe. In addition to my shock that I actually got through the toast in one piece, I’m also surprised about the content of the speech.

This was not the toast that I wrote the week before. And it wasn’t the toast that I practiced with Dylan last night. No, that toast was for Tristan on his birthday. But today at lunch, completely on a whim, I took five minutes and wrote a toast to Dylan. I wanted to thank him for helping me with the speech. I wouldn’t have survived today were it not for him. I didn’t have a good reason to thank him for anything, so I switched it up and wrote a wedding toast.

“
P
rofessor Milner
actually said that I did a good job,” I brag to Dylan that evening.

Tristan’s warming up some soup in the microwave.

“Oh, was that today?” Tristan asks. He hadn’t asked me about it before.

I hate the absentminded look on his face. I want to throw my plate at his head. But I restrain myself. This is my time to celebrate. This is a good thing. I’m in a good place. I’m on cloud nine. And nothing he does or doesn’t do will change that.

“I’m sorry, I completely forgot,” Tristan says.

I ignore him.

“Dylan, I was amazing. I had no inhibitions. Okay, very little. I said everything I wanted to say. And all the words came out right. I even paused for dramatic effect!”

“That’s great,” Dylan grins ear to ear. “I knew you could do it.”

“I knew you could do it, too,” Tristan butts in.

“You should’ve heard her toast, Tristan,” Dylan says. “It was to you on your birthday. She had really nice things to say.”

“No, actually, it wasn’t,” I say.

“What? But that’s what we had practiced.”

“I know. But when I was going over it again at lunch, it just felt…off. So, I rewrote it. I congratulated you and Peyton on your upcoming wedding.”

“What?!” Dylan gasps. Tristan also seems to be taken aback. “That’s a scary thought,” Dylan jokes.

“I know, I’m sorry. I just wanted to thank you. And a wedding toast sounded right.”

“Just as long as it’s pretend,” Dylan says, laughing all the way back to his room.

I’m about to walk back toward my room as well, but Tristan catches up with me.

“Hey listen, I’m so, so sorry about this whole thing. I said I’d help and I didn’t.”

I shrug. I don’t want to say that it was no big deal because it was. But I also don’t want to get into all this right now.

“I was just swamped with work and classes. But I know it’s no excuse,” Tristan says.

“I honestly don’t know what I would’ve done were it not for Dylan. You really let me down,” I say. “And Dylan saved me.”

There’s so much more to say. It’s only the second week and Tristan’s schedule is already impossible. I hate his new internship. I want him to quit. We don’t have any time for each other and we’re in college. If we don’t have time for each other now, when will we?

But I don’t say any of those things. I don’t want to cloud my celebration with a fight. Or even a disagreement.