One Spoonful of Trouble (Felicity Bell Book 1) (9 page)

The intrepid reporter, however—and most certainly one employed by the New York Chronicle—always finds a way. It didn’t take long for Rick to discover that the sliding door was unlocked, and after darting a peek through the window and detecting that the coast was clear, he pushed it open, and listened intently.

For a few brief moments, no words were spoken, and he was starting to wonder if perhaps some connecting door inside the house was closed, when suddenly the world came alive with the sound of voices.

“Mhhhhhh,” a voice rang out. “This is good. This is great. This is divine!”

Rick stiffened. He had no trouble recognizing the voice as Jerry Vale’s.

“I’m glad you like it,” cooed Felicity.

“Like it? I love it!”

“There’s more where that came from,” Felicity came back, her voice dripping with the desire to please.

Rick balled his fists, his face working. This was simply too much. It was obvious to him now that Felicity was providing the Falcone goon with favors which could only be described as being sexual in nature.

“Mh, that’s so good,” Jerry was saying. “You really have a gift, Miss Bell.”

“Thanks. A lot of people have told me so.”

“You’re a life saver. A real life saver.”

“Can I also have some of that?” a second male voice piped up. Johnny Carew.

“Of course. There’s enough for the both of you,” Felicity breathed erotically.

A soft whimper escaped Rick’s throat. A man can only stand so much. Here was the woman he loved—yes, loved, dammit, he wasn’t afraid to admit it now—and she was offering sexual favors to the scum of the earth. And here he’d always thought she was a baker.

He gritted his teeth. Why did he always have to fall for the wrong ones? He’d thought Felicity Bell was different, while she was the worst of the lot.

“Let me help you with that. You missed a piece.” Felicity’s voice traveled to him on a whisper. The rest of the conversation eluded him, as a thunderclap rent the air, and the downpour to end all downpours proceeded to hit him in the neck. Within seconds, he was soaked to the skin, and with a feeling of dejection, he proceeded to the drainpipe and made his way down. A man can only stand so much and tonight he’d suffered more than any man could be expected to bear.

As he staggered back to his car, looking like a drowning victim, a few choice words to describe Felicity came to mind. He stepped inside, took out his dictation apparatus and launched into a steady stream of prose on his new favorite topic.

Suggs Potter might have dismissed him, but there was still his blog. While the Suggs Potters of this world danced to the beat of Chazz Falcone’s drum, not Rick Dawson. Even though his blog only reached about a thousand loyal adepts, all of them would know the truth about Falcone and his Happy Bays cronies.

It had finally dawned on him that Felicity was on Falcone’s payroll. Why else would she have assaulted him on four different occasions? And why else would she be supplying Jerry Vale and Johnny Carew with the kind of services that would have put the blush of shame on the cheeks of Madame Claude or Heidi Fleiss?

He finally had her number and now he would expose her to the world.

CHAPTER 20

Inside the house meanwhile, Jerry had eaten his fill. And since he hadn’t eaten in three days, that fill was rather extensive. Those strawberry shortcakes had been a mere appetizer, and becoming aware of her guest’s appetite, Felicity had retreated into the kitchen to whip him up some ‘real food.’ She’d opened a freezer the size of a double-wide and had made magic happen in next to no time.

A large serving of pork chops with scalloped potatoes later, he was slowly starting to feel human again and the color which had deserted his cheeks, was gradually returning. When finally he’d gobbled up a big piece of chocolate cake for dessert, he leaned back in his chair and grinned like the Cheshire Cat after polishing off its third canary.

“That was amazing, Fe. Simply amazing.”

Between two spoonfuls of gratin, Miss Bell had turned into Felicity, and then to Fe. And when he’d briefly experienced a pang of discomfort at the thought of Marlene discovering not a mere white spot on his tongue but an entire wasteland, Alice had quickly provided the solution.

“Simply brush your tongue before you enter the house,” she offered. “Make sure that strip of leather is as pink as your complexion and all will be fine.”

Why he hadn’t thought of that he didn’t know. It was pure genius!

And as he sat back, his stomach filled to the bursting point and a song on his lips, a disconcerting thought occurred to him. He’d just remembered why they were here in the first place. The thought depressed him, and as he glanced over to his partner in crime, he could see that Johnny too, was finding it hard to return to business as usual after the veritable feast they’d both been treated to.

“I’m, erm, much obliged to the both of you,” he muttered sadly.

“Me too. You’re a great cook Fe,” echoed Johnny, looking mournful.

Jerry felt the strain of having to coerce such a wonderful hostess into spilling the beans on Rick Dawson. It just wasn’t right to have to put the squeeze on the woman who’d just saved his life.

“Does the name Chazz Falcone mean anything to you, Fe?”

Next to him, Johnny started violently, but he put a soothing hand on the man’s arm. He had made his decision and he was going to stick to it. He eyed Felicity closely. If there was one thing he was good at, it was spotting a liar. When you’ve been in the business of putting the fear of God into people for as long as he had, you develop a good intuition. He could recognize a lie when he heard it. It was a knack he’d mastered a long time ago and it had served him well.

Felicity shook her head. “I’ve heard about him, but we’ve never met. Why? Is he the one complaining about Rick Dawson?”

He nodded and gave his partner’s arm a squeeze. She’d spoken the truth, he simply knew it. “Yah,” he said. “He’s the one.”

“I still don’t get it,” Johnny piped up. “Why did you put Dawson in jail?”

Felicity cringed. “That was an accident. He told you about that, did he?”

“The thing is,” Alice interjected, “that Fe thought Rick was a crook, while Rick thought Fe was the crook. Turns out neither of them were right, and when Rick came over and she threw those eggs well, you can imagine he didn’t like it, especially when she also hit him over the head with the skillet and then slapped him in the face when he tried to kiss her.” She held out her arms. “Well, I guess he wasn’t too happy about that, cause we haven’t seen him since.”

Jerry’s head was swimming. “That’s great,” he muttered. “Just great.”

All he knew was that as far as he could gather, Felicity Bell was on the level, and this whole business with Rick Dawson had been one big misunderstanding. He leveled a look at Johnny, and saw that his partner had reached the same conclusion. “I think that’s all we need to know, don’t you, Detective Carew?”

“Right you are, Detective Vale,” Johnny replied with a look of relief.

As one man, they both rose to their feet. Jerry slapped his belly, now double the size from before. He held out a hand and shook Felicity’s warmly. “I’ll never forget this, Fe. You’ve been most kind. Most, most kind.”

“Don’t mention it,” she said, a little flustered.

“Whenever you’re in the neighborhood,” Alice added, “don’t hesitate to drop by.”

“We will, won’t we, Detective Carew?”

“Sure thing, Detective Vale. The best food I’ve tasted since…since…” Johnny looked surprised. “Darn it. That was the best damn food I’ve ever eaten, darn it!”

“Same thing here.”

“That’s really nice of you to say, Detectives.”

“And don’t forget to brush your tongue!” Alice added.

These pleasantries concluded, the two fake cops made their way to the door. Once outside, Jerry sighed. “Two nice girls, eh, Johnny?”

“Oh, yes, Jer. Real nice,” hiccuped Johnny.

“Sure glad we didn’t have to lean on them.”

“Me too. A shame to beat up such a great cook.”

“Now let’s find Dawson and finally return to the old stomping ground, eh?”

“You said it.”

Before entering the car, Jerry checked his tongue in the rearview mirror. White as a sheet, just like he thought it would be. Then a horrible thought occurred to him. He’d left his toothbrush at home.

CHAPTER 21

Next morning the sun was shining brightly in an azure sky when Felicity stretched and strode from the bakery. It was seven o’clock and already she’d put in her two hours, assisting her father and uncle.

She sighed, wiping her hands on her apron, and walked into the tea room. A few early breakfasters had already arrived and were enjoying their daily treat in the shape of freshly brewed coffee, crackling hot croissants, and all manner of delicious pastry. Amongst them she was surprised to find the friendly faces of Detectives Vale and Carew. Both men were seated at a corner table, busily shoveling an impressive pile of food down their gullets. Jerry, especially, was still making up for the damage his reluctant fast had caused him.

She gave the men a wave before joining Alice at their usual table.

As soon as they’d enjoyed their breakfast, Felicity would go on her daily delivery round, while Alice geared up for one of her jobs, this one for her Uncle Charlie, at the funeral home he ran.

“Tough morning?” asked Alice, sipping from her mug of steaming coffee.

“The usual.” She bit her lip. “It’s Dad. I’m worried about his state of mind.”

Alice raised an eyebrow. “Why? What’s wrong with him?”

She proceeded to tell her friend what Mom had revealed about Dad’s secret wish to leave everything behind and start afresh in Florida. Move to a retirement community and spend the twilight years of his life soaking up the rays and playing gin rummy.

“Sounds perfectly normal to me,” Alice opined. “Heck, Uncle Charlie has the exact same dream, only instead of Florida he can’t stop talking about Las Vegas.”

“Yes, but part of Dad’s dream is for me to take over Bell’s. And I don’t know if I’m ready for that. Oh, I know it won’t be for another couple of years, but still.” She held out her arms. “What about…” She swallowed, the words stuck in her throat.

Alice cocked an eyebrow. “What about what?”

She leaned in, and whispered, “What about…men?”

Her friend frowned, and took a bite from her donut. “What about them?”

Felicity wrung her hands. She’d given the matter some serious thought last night. In fact it had taken her ages to find sleep, and when finally sleep found her, she’d dreamed that she was a fat, old spinster, living with a dozen cats, and that all the neighborhood kids called her ‘cat lady’ and made fun of her behind her back. “I don’t want to be a cat lady,” she said in a strangled voice.

“There’s only the one cat. I think to be officially considered a cat lady you require about a dozen.”

“You don’t understand!” Felicity cried, then lowered her voice when all eyes swiveled to her. “I saw my future last night,” she continued in hushed tones, “and it looked bleak.”

“You mean to say you had a vision?”

“More like a nightmare. I was still living in the same house, only you were gone, I was old and gray, and about a hundred cats had taken your place.” She shivered in horror at the recollection.

Alice shrugged. “So take my advice. Get out there more. Start dating. You’re still in your prime, Fe, and gorgeous. Any man who doesn’t give you the time of day is an idiot.”

“I was thinking about one man in particular,” she said quietly, twirling her donut and crumbling it into little pieces. Alice gave her an exasperated stare. A great lover of donuts, she hated to see a perfectly good one go to waste.

“You’re still thinking about Rick?”

“I am,” she whispered, almost inaudible now. “Which doesn’t make sense.”

“Why not?”

She thrust her phone at Alice and tapped the screen. “He sent me a link to his blog last night.”

“This is crazy!” Alice cried, reading over the missive.

“It is a little weird.”

“Weird? It’s criminal. He’s accusing you of working for a known crook.” Her eyes flicked back to the screen. “Chazz Falcone.”

“He’s the guy Detectives Vale and Carew asked me about last night, remember? The one who filed a complaint against Rick?”

“But why would he think you’re working for him? He knows you’re a baker.”

Felicity shrugged. The whole thing had come as quite a shock to her, especially the fact that she still had feelings for the guy.

“You want my opinion? You’re well out of it. Rick Dawson is a real piece of work.” She narrowed her eyes. “I’m starting to wonder if your first impression wasn’t the right one after all. First impressions often are.”

“Maybe you’re right,” she said moodily.

“He’s a fruitcake.”

Felicity thoughtfully nibbled from her donut. She couldn’t really be mad at Rick. It was obvious the man had some serious issues, and her heart bled for him.

She looked up when Detective Vale approached their table. “Oh, hello, Jerry. How are you this morning?”

“Did I just hear you mention the name Chazz Falcone?” he grumbled and she was taken aback by his dour demeanor.

“That was me,” Alice piped up. “Rick Dawson wrote an article about him.”

At the mention of the name Dawson, Detective Vale’s frown deepened. “An article? What do you mean?”

“On his blog,” Alice clarified, and gestured to Felicity’s phone. “Here, read it for yourself. Apparently he’s accusing Felicity of working for a known criminal called Chazz Falcone. What on earth made him think so is beyond me. The man is obviously delusional.”

Detective Vale picked up the phone and quickly scanned the article. His lips tightened. “I see.” He placed down the phone. “That’s all right, Fe. I wouldn’t worry about Mr. Dawson’s mad ravings.”

“Well, frankly Fe
is
worried, Jerry. First he accuses her of trying to murder him, and now he thinks she’s a criminal. What will he think of next?” She jutted out her chin. “I think we should press charges, Fe. Slander, libel and deformation of character.”

“You mean defamation,” Felicity said mechanically. She really didn’t want to go there. Rick still possessed a piece of her heart, and she didn’t want to cause him any more trouble. It was obvious the man was troubled enough to begin with. “I don’t think that’s such a good idea.”