Authors: A. A. Milne
I think I am a Muffin Man. I haven’t got a bell,
I haven’t got the muffin things that muffin people sell.
Perhaps I am a Postman. No, I think I am a Tram.
I’m feeling rather funny and I don’t know
what
I am—
BUT
Round
about
And
round
about
And
round
about I go—
All around the table,
The table in the nursery—
Round
about
And
round
about
And
round
about I go;
I think I am a Traveller escaping from a Bear;
I think I am an Elephant,
Behind another Elephant
Behind
another
Elephant who isn’t really there….
SO
Round
about
And
round
about
And
round
about and
round
about
And
round
about
And
round
about
I go.
I think I am a Ticket Man who’s selling tickets—please,
I think I am a Doctor who is visiting a Sneeze;
Perhaps I’m just a Nanny who is walking with a pram
I’m feeling rather funny and I don’t know
what
I am—
BUT
Round
about
And
round
about
And
round
about I go—
All around the table,
The table in the nursery—
Round
about
And
round
about
And
round
about I go:
I think I am a Puppy, so I’m hanging out my tongue;
I think I am a Camel who
Is looking for a Camel who
Is looking for a Camel who is looking for its Young….
SO
Round
about
And
round
about
And
round
about and
round
about
And
round
about
And
round
about
I go.
Christopher Robin
Had wheezles
And sneezles,
They bundled him
Into
His bed.
They gave him what goes
With a cold in the nose,
And some more for a cold
In the head.
They wondered
If wheezles
Could turn
Into measles,
If sneezles
Would turn
Into mumps;
They examined his chest
For a rash,
And the rest
Of his body for swellings and lumps.
They sent for some doctors
In sneezles
And wheezles
To tell them what ought
To be done.
All sorts of conditions
Of famous physicians
Came hurrying round
At a run.
They all made a note
Of the state of his throat,
They asked if he suffered from thirst;
They asked if the sneezles
Came
after
the wheezles,
Or if the first sneezle
Came first.
They said, “If you teazle
A sneezle
Or wheezle,
A measle
May easily grow.
But humour or pleazle
The wheezle
Or sneezle,
The measle
Will certainly go.”
They expounded the reazles
For sneezles
And wheezles,
The manner of measles
When new.
They said, “If he freezles
In draughts and in breezles,
Then PHTHEEZLES
May even ensue.”
Christopher Robin
Got up in the morning,
The sneezles had vanished away.
And the look in his eye
Seemed to say to the sky,
“
Now, how to amuse them today?
”