No Angel (36 page)

After an hour they whistled from the house. We trudged up in the moonlight and went inside. There was an empty bucket of fried chicken on the table, and dirty plates strewn with bones. There were three unopened containers of coleslaw. They asked if we’d had any recent run-ins with the law, when they knew we hadn’t. Asked if we were wearing wires. We lied. We said fuck no, thinking, What are we supposed to say if we are? Yes? They lectured us again on being hangarounds and prospects, though we were reminded that we weren’t prospects yet. They said for the time being we were basically bodyguards for full members, and that each member had his own way of dealing with guys in our position and that whatever that was, we had to respect it. They said no drinking, no drugs, no fucking around unless given permission. We said we understood. They dismissed us back to the cold and continued with their heavy “members only” shit.

We went up to Bullhead at the end of the month to check on Smitty and Lydia. Smitty invited us to their place. It was nice to see them, nice to see Lydia’s glass-strewn yard. There was a hominess there that all of us had been missing. Not long after we got in, Lydia microwaved us a meal of beef stew—the kind with the creamy gravy, potatoes, and carrots. I thought, Wow, this is how real people live. I’d gotten so used to the Waffle House, I’d forgotten what a real meal was like, even one that came from a can. After she fed us she said she was going to bed. It wasn’t late, Lydia was turning in at a decent hour—something I hadn’t done in months. Smitty lit up a Red, I lit up a Newport—I’d recently switched to menthols for no reason—and he proceeded to bitch and moan about his problems. He was having trouble getting backing for the Mohave Valley charter he was trying to set up. He felt like guys in his own charter—the Angels Nomads—were pulling their support and he couldn’t understand why. Compounding these troubles were the persistent rumors of Mongols over the hill in Kingman, guys who’d miraculously avoided detection for months. He told me he was looking for untraceable guns so he could pop some of those guys off.

On May 1, I sailed back into Prescott on warm spring winds and the chemical loft of weight-loss energy pills. JJ and I met the boys at the broke-dick strip club they owned, the Pinion Pines. Teddy sat in a booth with his tanks of oxygen and his girlfriend, Devon, who was taking a break from pole-dancing. She sat on his knee, her perfect ass concealing his thigh in mounds of bikinied flesh. Bobby lounged across from them smoking a Marlboro Light. JJ slid in and I sat next to her. They wanted to know how Bullhead was and, again, if we’d had any trouble with the law. I said no, not this time, but JJ and I told them the story of our traffic stop back in November. They said they’d heard something about that. Teddy wheezed, “I keep my eye on them, ya know? We’re trying to get started up here and we don’t want no fucking trouble but we want respect too, ya know?”

Bobby said, “Anyway, Bird, you let us know if anything happens to you with them, even a ticket. I mean, a cop so much as says hello to you, tell us.” I said OK.

I told them Smitty was having problems starting the Mohave Valley charter and that I wanted to talk to Joby about it. Bobby said, “Don’t concern yourself with that shit. It’s nice Smitty’s opening up to you and all, but that’s none of your business.” I said OK.

Teddy said through a smile, “Everyone’s green, I’m tellin’ ya.” I asked him what he meant. “I mean they’re jealous we’re the ones that got ya.”

Bobby said, “That’s right. But don’t talk to anyone about it, all right?”

Once again, I said OK.

Next day was church, again for members only. Timmy, Pops, and I arrived early and I walked up to Teddy holding an envelope containing $500. Before I got close enough to hand it to him, he barked, “What the fuck with those?” He pointed at my feet.

I was wearing flip-flops.

“I got stinky toes, Teddy, I like to air them out.”

“Fuck that. Whaddaya think this is, a fucking hobby? Something you do for fun? Naw. Get rid of those fucking things. I catch you wearing those again, I’ll run you on errands for tampons and Barbie dolls. I mean really, Bird,
flip-flops
?” I considered the complaint and decided I’d wear boots more often, if for no other reason than not to have to hear it.

I handed him the envelope, hoping it would change his mood.

He took it, holding it like a dirty piece of toilet paper. “I’ll accept this, Bird, but ya can’t buy yer way into the club.”

“I know that, Teddy, I’m just doing what I think is right. We made a lot of money off Big Lou’s guns. I thought you’d appreciate it.”

“I do, I do. Thanks.”

“’Sides, Teddy, I wouldn’t want to be a member if I
could
buy my way in.”

Timmy and Pops seconded that, and Teddy said OK.

Bobby then told us we had to go get them sandwiches from Subway.

Teddy stuffed the envelope in his back pocket and growled, “Right. I’m hungry. Subway sounds good. I wanna hot cappy sandwich, provolone, lettuce—and tomatoes if they’re red. They got any white or green in them, or they look mealy, forget the tomatoes. And get me that brown mustard, not that yellow shit. No fucking mayo.” Bobby said he changed his mind and felt like a burger and a black-and-white milkshake. He said we’d have to get that somewhere else, maybe TGI Fridays. Joey wasn’t there yet, but they told us to get him a small salad, no dressing, since he was on a “bullshit health kick.” As we were leaving, Teddy yelled, “And get a variety of beverages!”

We filled their order and came back. As Teddy chewed his sandwich he said, “Good job on the mustard.”

Bobby slurped his milkshake and said, “Yeah, yeah. That’s good shit, hangarounds. You just earned yourself some beers.” We got some cold ones. Joey showed up, they gave him his salad, which was also from Subway, and laughed at him. He ignored them and told them it was actually what he wanted. He went to the fridge and drenched it in ranch. He didn’t thank us. We were told to go outside and secure the perimeter.

We walked the fence again. While outside, Pops told us he’d wiped all of their straws with his dick. We tried not to laugh too hard.

We went down to Phoenix on May 3 and spent the next couple days catching up on paperwork. Gwen called and asked me to cut the grass. Things hadn’t been going well with us—I looked more and more like a biker, and even though I insisted she was making things up, she refused to believe I wasn’t having an affair with JJ. I told her I needed to avoid the kids because I didn’t want them to see me in my current condition. She said they planned to be busy on the sixth, to come by then. OK. I’d make it a quick trip.

I got to my place, hopped off my bike, and went out back.

The yard needed a serious trim. I fired up the mower, took my shirt off, and started pushing. I couldn’t have cared less about that lawn, but I wouldn’t give Gwen any additional ammo to use against me—I wouldn’t do it unevenly or leave any mohawks. In times past, my green-thumb perfection had come from a place that would only accept the best—now it came from hatred. I’d built that house with my own hands, planted the yard with my own hands. I used to love both, but now I hated them. I cut the lawn short and neat.

Halfway through, my mom and dad showed up. I hadn’t seen either of them in months. They must’ve heard the mower because they came around back and watched me. I didn’t see them. They didn’t call to me, or if they did, I didn’t hear. I turned. I killed the motor. My mom was crying.

“Hey guys, what’s wrong?”

“What’s wrong?” my dad asked.

“Yeah, why’s Mom crying?” I could tell my dad knew, almost telepathically, exactly why it was his wife was crying.

She wiped her tears with her arm and pointed at me. “What did you do to your arms?”

My tattoos. She hadn’t seen them. My parents had gotten used to my other tattoos, but each time I added one, I think they prayed that would be it. At least I think my
mom
prayed for that.

I sighed and said, “You have no idea what I’m going through. I’m doing what I have to do. Let me finish this and we can talk.” I fired the mower back up. I didn’t care about my mom’s tears. They went inside, but when I was done they were long gone.

TIME PASSED IN
a blur. Back in Phoenix, on the eighth, I worked out with Dan Danza, the crazy musclehead Angel I’d met when our Solo Angeles crew came to town back in January. He pumped his iron, veins in his neck bulging, and waxed hopeful about the end of his parole—thirty-one days out. JJ and I went with Bobby on the ninth to set up a T-shirt booth at a run. He intimidated the guy in charge into giving us free passes and the best booth location. Bobby said he was going to run the Americans Motorcycle Club out of there if he saw them. He and Teddy bitched about how they hadn’t been giving the Angels their due respect, and that they were going to force the Americans out of the area, maybe even the state. As Bobby had said, “Our sandbox is full of cat turds. We gotta sift it clean.” Rudy brought his infant daughter to the run. She wore a tiny black support your local hells angels shirt. No one paid her any mind. She cried in the heat. I picked her up and rocked her. She didn’t stop crying. I changed her diaper right there—it looked like she’d been wearing it for a couple days. I rocked her some more and she calmed down. JJ sold T-shirts, Timmy and Pops and I took turns bodyguarding the guys and standing in the T-shirt booth as tough-guy advertising, arms crossed, scaring and inspiring people into buying shirts and stickers. I was back with Danza on the twelfth. More pills, more weights. I worked on my legs. I still liked Danza’s intensity, he still liked mine. He asked again about Mongols in Mexico. I confirmed that there were some down there, and told him that if I saw any, I was going to kill them. He said that when his parole was up he was going to come with me. We’d get our kill on.

More time flew. I consumed Hydroxys like they were sugar pills. I thought of Bobby and his two-by-four. I thought of two Bobbies and their two-by-fours. I thought of four of them, surrounding my bed at 3:00 a.m. I saw Teddy with a pair of pliers one day, working a section of fence near the clubhouse, and the image stuck. More and more I zoned out on rides, my waistband stuffed with the reassuring feel of loaded guns. I never got stopped, I couldn’t figure out why. The cops should’ve been knocking a guy like me down out of simple curiosity. I was in Tucson on the thirteenth, visiting Mac’s shop. Mac wanted to collect for me, beat for me, work for me. Do more for me. He said I should start using a cattle prod for my collections. Later that week, JJ and I house-sat for Joby while he was out working some state fair with his mechanical bull. He lived in a Quonset hut in Kingman and he had a nice arsenal. JJ and I field-tested all the guns into water-filled buckets, capturing slugs for ballistics, hoping to find the gun that did Hoover or anyone else. We didn’t. Pills, beer, pills. Time moved so quickly it became meaningless. On the fifteenth I went to Steve Helland’s house, also in Kingman. He was the guy who’d offered me his eighteen-year-old daughter, April, at a run back in October. His son had been killed in a drug deal, and he believed he’d found out who’d done it. Steve said he wanted to torture the guy with a blowtorch and dismember him. He asked me to consider doing the job for him—not the torture but the killing, which was what he really wanted. I felt sorry for him. I said OK, if you really want it, but let me do it my way. I would string this murder-for-hire along and never do anything.

Standing in Steve’s living room, talking about killing someone for a Hells Angel, I heard the distant rumble of a Harley. I thought of Kingman’s phantom Mongols.

It was then that I started to get an idea.

MAY 2003

ON THE SIXTEENTH
, Pops and I sat in the trailer watching the Discovery Channel—a show about the African savannah. The English-accented narrator spoke about wild dogs, the lowest predators on the food chain, calling them the “low-ranking snouts.” Pops observed that lately, with all our glorious hangaround duties, that was us. “We’re the low-ranking snouts.”

I called him a lame gazelle and Bobby a lion, and Pops didn’t laugh. He was getting tired of the whole show. It wasn’t worth $500 a week any longer. I put my hand on his shoulder—Pops was still a good friend—and told him to hang in there. He just pointed his bottle at the TV and repeated, “Low-ranking snouts.”

My phone rang. It was Chris Bayless, my old partner and friend, checking in on me. He asked jokingly, “You fall in love with your sponsor yet?”

“Fuck, no. One, he’s a murderer. Two, he loves mafiosi. Three, he lectures me on how to be a badass. Four, he—”

“All right, got it. How’s your head?”

“Screwed on sideways and halfway up my asshole.”

“Sounds about right.”

“Yeah, it’s great.”

“What’re you looking forward to?”

“Me? I think I got a plan. I’ll run it by you soon. Have to sleep on it. Other than that, putting these psycho loner clowns in jail.”

“That sounds about right too. Give Slats my love.”

“Will do.”

Since April, when the Solos got dissolved, I’d been getting more head checks from Chris, from my psych officer, Paul Hagerty, and, since our weekend in Vegas, from Gayland. They were making sure I wasn’t cracking, that I hadn’t decided I liked the bad guys more than the good guys, especially since they all knew how much of a pain in the ass the good guys could be.

I wasn’t sure why they were so worried. Maybe it was my appearance, or how much time I was spending with the Angels, but I didn’t like the bad guys more, not at all. I was more concentrated on Black Biscuit than on any case I’d ever been involved in. It was, in every sense, my life.

I told them I was fine.

We came up for more guard duty on the twenty-first in Berdoo. Rode out with Joey and stood around the clubhouse in the blazing sun. At one point I was relieved and told to go inside. Timmy and Pops had been sent on separate errands. We were split in three directions, making it nearly impossible for our cover team to protect us. I was sure Slats was sick of it and thinking of calling the whole thing off. Joey saw me and told me I could have a beer. I said thanks and asked him if I could smoke. It was a facetious question, but it went over his head. In front of the other Angels he had to act tough. He told me no, only when I was off duty. I said OK, thinking, fuck that motherfucker. Walking to the bar I accidentally bumped a full patch, a sandy-haired California dude I’d never seen. He growled at me and said, “Outside. Now.”