Nice Couples Do (14 page)

It wasn’t until the following Saturday night that Tom and Jenny got to enjoy cable TV from their bed. They watched a movie that both of them had wanted to see and then watched the eleven o’clock news. Since neither of them was tired, Tom started to switch the channels to see what else they might watch.

When Tom got to Channel 14, he caught a glimpse of an obviously X-rated movie. He hesitated and glanced over at Jenny. When she didn’t protest, he left the movie on.

Jenny was embarrassed. She had seen a few “skin flicks” when she was in college, but that had been twenty years ago and those films had been no worse than
Animal House.
She was constantly amazed by what they were now allowed to show in the neighborhood movie theater. What was on the TV screen now was much worse. Or better.

Despite her embarrassment, she was fascinated. They were doing things on the screen that she had read about in trashy novels but had never actually witnessed.

The scene on TV was of a man and a woman next to a large swimming pool. The woman was stretched out in a long chair and the man was comfortably settled between her legs. Since the picture was taken from behind the man’s head, Jenny couldn’t see exactly what his mouth was doing, but she could guess that he was sensuously licking the woman’s vagina and clitoris. His long slow strokes were obviously pleasing the woman. Her head was thrown back and her hands were buried in his hair, holding his head tightly against her.

Jenny looked over at Tom as she tried to gauge his reaction. He was leaning back against the pillows, watching the screen. His hands caressed the satin edging of the blanket in the same rhythm as the man’s tongue caressed the woman on TV.

Jenny and Tom had been married for nineteen years. Early in their marriage, before the children, their sex life had been wonderful. They had made love in the front seat of cars, in the living room of his apartment when his parents were out, anyplace where they could find the time and the privacy.

In the last few years, sex had become perfunctory. Once a week, Tom would indicate that he was in the mood, Jenny would indicate that it was okay with her, and they would stroke and fondle each other for ten or fifteen minutes, then they would have intercourse.

As Jenny watched the screen, the man picked his head up and began to lick his index finger. “You want it,” he said as the woman stared at his hand, “don’t you?”

“Yes,” she cried out. “Stick it in me.”

Jenny thought that he was going to push his finger inside of her vagina, but she was wrong. The man grabbed the woman’s ankles and draped her legs over his shoulders. She couldn’t see exactly, but she shivered as she realized that, as he licked her clit, he was pushing his finger into her ass.

Jenny had never thought seriously about how anal sex must feel, although it was now not the forbidden topic it once had been. It was obvious that many people, like the girl on the screen, found great pleasure in the practice.

The woman moved her hips and screamed with pleasure, and the excitement was contagious. Jenny was getting aroused as her mind replayed that initial insertion over and over.

Suddenly, she felt Tom close to her. “Did you enjoy that scene?” he asked, breathing softly in her ear.

She looked at Tom and blushed. It was like being caught reading a dirty magazine. She should deny it all. “No,” she should say, “it looks disgusting.” But that would be a lie.

“It’s hard to talk about, isn’t it?” Tom said.

Jenny nodded and swallowed.

“Then don’t say anything.” Tom was wildly excited as well. It had never occurred to him that something like that would excite his wife, but now, thinking about it, he couldn’t keep his hands off her.

“Let’s just agree to one thing,” Tom said. “If I do anything that you don’t like, just say ‘Stop’ and I will. Okay?”

Jenny nodded again. She was still afraid that if she opened her mouth, some denial of what she felt would come out.

With the sounds from the TV in the background, Tom leaned over and kissed his wife. Slowly, he explored her mouth with his tongue, taking time to enjoy the feel of her. As they kissed, he slowly ran his hands over her body. He reached up under her nightgown and brushed the palm of his hand over her breasts. Her nipples were already hard and fully erect. He had never felt her so excited so quickly.

He pulled her nightgown over her head and flipped the covers back. Then he pulled off his shorts and stretched out next to her and pressed the length of his body against her side.

He kept his hands sliding over her satiny skin, afraid that if he gave her time to think, she would change her mind. He stroked her chest and belly as his mouth found a nipple and sucked and nipped. Her hips moved under his hand and her thighs opened and invited him.

He slid his fingers between her legs, gliding over her incredibly wet cunt. He felt heat radiate from her like a furnace. He wanted to climb on top of her and ram his big erect cock into her, but he also wanted to wait. Just a little patience and he would try some things that he always had wanted to do.

He moved his body down the bed until his face was near her pubic hair. For a moment, he just looked at her beautiful cunt. He inhaled her fragrance and felt his penis getting harder.

Jenny felt his breath caress her between her legs. It’s been so long since he did that to me, she thought, and it feels so good. She could still hear the movie in the background. She glanced at the screen. You’re not the only one enjoying yourself, she said silently to the girl in the movie.

Tom leaned over and flicked his tongue over her clitoris. She made small sounds, deep in her throat, and pressed her hips upward, closer to his face. His tongue had a life of its own. He licked and stroked her with it, tasting her juices. Her clitoris was hard and swollen and every time he stroked it with his tongue, she shivered and he felt her muscles spasm.

He raised his head and looked at Jenny. Her head was thrashing back and forth and her eyes were tightly shut. He knew what he wanted to do but he was afraid of spoiling whatever it was that was happening. This was the most highly charged sex they had had in years. His mind, however, kept returning to that man on the TV who had his finger in the girl’s ass.

He ran his fingers across Jenny’s soaking wet cunt. Smoothly, he ran the tip of his finger backward, gently moving across her tight asshole. Her body jolted as he touched her there. His finger lingered, wetting her ass with her juices.

Jenny considered telling Tom to stop, but she couldn’t. She wanted to feel him filling her all over. She wanted it and she wasn’t going to deny Tom or herself.

Anal intercourse had always been a large part of Tom’s sexual fantasies. Sometimes he would wake up in the middle of the night from a dream in which his cock was buried in the ass of some faceless woman. Sweating and totally aroused, he would stumble into the bathroom, take out his swollen penis, and stroke himself to orgasm.

Now he stroked his wet finger across her tiny asshole and he pressed just a bit. Jenny can still tell me to stop, he thought. He watched for negative reactions, but Jenny’s body was still thrashing around and he could hear her pant.

He pressed harder and his finger slipped a tiny bit into her ass. Gradually, his finger worked its way deeper and deeper. She felt like velvet as he fucked her ass with his finger. He didn’t know whether his cock could stand much more, so he pulled his finger out and moved on top of Jenny.

“Yes, Tommy,” she moaned, “love me.” She hadn’t called him Tommy since they were first married.

He rammed his cock deep inside of her and climaxed almost immediately. It was too quick, he thought. She’s still so high.

He pulled out and began to stroke her again.

Jenny murmured, “You don’t have to do that. I’m content.” Her hips told a different story.

“Let me stroke you,” he said.

“Mmmm,” she purred. “Nice.”

He returned to rhythmically stroking her clitoris with one hand while a finger of his other hand again slowly explored her ass. Jenny was almost incoherent as Tom drove two fingers deep into her cunt, ramming her hard, fucking her with his fingers. The contrast between the fingers hard-fucking her cunt and his soft exploration of her ass was more than she could take.

Suddenly, her muscles tightened and waves of contraction engulfed Tom’s fingers, deep within both her cunt and her ass.

“Yes,” she screamed. “Oh, yes.”

Her hips pounded hard against his hands. For long minutes, she was fucked with both Tom’s hands and she was filled as never before. She screamed her pleasure over and over as waves of heat surged through her body.

When she calmed, he pressed the entire length of his body against hers.

“It’s never been like that,” Jenny said.

“I know,” Tom said. “It was wonderful. I was so excited that I couldn’t wait.”

Jenny smiled. “That’s quite a compliment.”

Tom’s eyes wandered back to the flickering screen, but Jenny reached across him and pressed the button on the remote control. The screen went blank. “There are so many more nights,” she said.

There are a few things that need clarification regarding anal sex. First, as you have seen, it is not just a male homosexual experience. I was reluctant to try anal sex the first time. I was sure it would hurt me rather than give me pleasure. I tried it with a partner who wanted it very much and I agreed, primarily to give him pleasure. He had agreed beforehand to stop at any point that I asked him to. To my surprise, I found it extremely erotic, particularly when he combined it with vaginal or clitoral stimulation. Another partner found that an anal dildo stimulated parts of his anatomy that were not usually stimulated.

A few words of caution. The vaginal passage is relatively short and is closed at the interior end, so dildos or other objects can penetrate only so far. That is not true with anal penetration. Things can penetrate so deeply that they may be difficult to extricate, a very embarrassing situation that occasionally may necessitate hospital emergency room assistance. If you’re going to play, take care to use a dildo with a wide flange at the end. And use only dildos, not dildo substitutes. I needn’t go into the details of what can happen if you play this way with the wrong items.

If you want to try anal intercourse, remember that the anal passage is not lubricated the way the vaginal one is. Severe injury can be caused by dry penetration. Use K-Y jelly or a lubricated condom.

Whether lubricated or not, always use a condom. Remember that the AIDS virus puts both you and your partner at risk from every sexual partner that either of you has had in the past five to ten years. in addition, you can get a serious urinary infection from just a small exposure to anal bacteria. Use a condom and avoid any risk.

And don’t use the same condom to penetrate the vagina that has just been used in the anal passage. A woman can develop a nasty genital or urinary infection from her own anal bacteria. If you have had anal intercourse, take the old condom off and use a new one.

11

AVOIDING SOME PITFALLS

T
here is an old joke that illustrates the pitfalls of creative sex better than I could.

There was once a couple who had an adequate sex life, but occasionally, during lovemaking, the husband would ask his wife, “Just once, could we do it doggie style?”

“Never!” his wife would always say.

So throughout their long relationship, the husband was mildly frustrated. Finally, on his deathbed, the husband asked the wife, “Why did you always refuse to do it doggie style? What did you have against making love doggie style, on hands and knees?”

“Hands and knees!” his wife shouted, horrified. “I thought you meant out in the yard.”

I guess the moral of that little story is, Never assume. If you are just beginning to venture into new areas of sexual activity, be sure you understand what your partner is trying to tell you. Be alert for signs that you might have misunderstood. Learn to read body language, and, when in doubt, despite your embarrassment, talk. In straightforward language.

Remember that the best words your partner could possibly hear are, “Yes, I really do want to do it that way,” or, “Are you really interested in that, too? I was hoping you’d be.”

During the past few years, I have experimented with many areas of off-center sex and I have learned a number of lessons, some the hard way. Based on my experiences, here are some warnings and tips I’d like to share with you so that you might avoid some of the pitfalls and awkward situations I’ve encountered. The topics that follow are in no particular order, so I recommend that you read the entire section. You never know which of these helpful hints you might use.

Laughter.
There is one thing that is almost as important for successfully venturing into new types of sexual experiences as an open mind, and that is a sense of humor. You will make mistakes and get into predicaments that you never imagined, some erotic, some just funny. If it’s funny, laugh. Enjoy sharing the joke with your partner. Don’t take sex so seriously that you take all the fun out of it.