Neverwhere (11 page)

The crowds thinned, the market vanished, and almost instantly the ground floor of Harrods looked as usual, as sedate, elegant, and clean as any time he had walked around it in Jessica’s wake on a Saturday afternoon. It was as if the market had never existed.

“Hunter,” said the marquis. “I’ve heard of you, of course. Where have you been, all this time?”

“Hunting,” she said, simply. Then, to Door. “Can you take orders?”

Door nodded. “If I have to.”

“Good. Then maybe I
can
keep you alive,” said Hunter. “If I take the job.”

The marquis stopped. His eyes flickered over her, distrustfully. “You said,
if
you take the job . . . ?”

Hunter opened the door, and they stepped out onto the pavement of London at night. It had rained while they had been at the market, and the streetlights now glimmered on the wet tarmac. “I’ve taken it,” said Hunter.

Richard stared at the glistening street. It all seemed so normal, so quiet, so sane. For a moment, he felt that all he needed to get his life back would be to hail a taxi and tell it to take him home. And then he would sleep the night through in his own bed. But a taxi would not see him or stop for him, and he had nowhere to go, even if one did.

“I’m tired,” he said.

No one said anything. Door would not meet his eyes, the marquis was cheerfully ignoring him, and Hunter was treating him as an irrelevance. He felt like a small child, unwanted, following the bigger children around, and that made him irritated. “Look,” he said, clearing his throat, “I know you are all very busy people. But what about me?”

The marquis turned and stared at him, eyes huge and white in his dark face. “You?” he said. “What about you?”

“Well,” said Richard. “How do I get back to normal again? It’s like I’ve walked into a nightmare. Last week everything made sense, and now nothing makes sense . . .” He trailed off. Swallowed. “I want to know how to get my life back,” he explained.

“You won’t get it back traveling with us, Richard,” said Door. “It’s going to be hard enough for you anyway. I . . . I really am sorry.”

Hunter, in the lead, knelt down on the pavement. She took a small metal rod from her belt and used it to unlock the cover to a sewer. She pulled up the sewer cover, looked into it warily, climbed down, then ushered Door into the sewer. Door did not look at Richard as she went down. The marquis scratched the side of his nose. “Young man,” he said, “understand this: there are two Londons. There’s London Above—that’s where you lived—and then there’s London Below—the Underside—inhabited by the people who fell through the cracks in the world. Now you’re one of them. Good night.”

He began to climb down the sewer ladder. Richard said, “Wait,” and caught the sewer cover before it could close. He followed the marquis down. It smelled like drains at the top of the sewer—a dead, soapy, cabbagey smell. He expected it to get worse as he went down, but instead the smell quickly dissipated as he approached the floor of the sewer. Gray water ran, shallow but fast, along the bottom of the brick tunnel. Richard stepped into it. He could see the lights of the others up ahead, and he ran and splashed down the tunnel until he caught up with them.

“Go away,” said the marquis.

“No,” he said.

Door glanced up at him. “I am really sorry, Richard,” she said.

The marquis stepped between Richard and Door. “You can’t go back to your old home or your old job or your old life,” he said to Richard, almost gently. “None of those things exist. Up there,
you
don’t exist.” They had reached a junction: a place where three tunnels came together. Door and Hunter set off along one of them, the one that was empty of water, and they did not look back. The marquis lingered.

“You’ll just have to make the best of it down here,” he said to Richard, “in the sewers and the magic and the dark.” And then he smiled, hugely, whitely: a gleaming grin, monumental in its insincerity. “Well—delightful to see you again. Best of luck. If you can survive for the next day or two,” he confided, “you might even make it through a whole month.” And with that he turned and strode off through the sewer, after Door and Hunter.

Richard leaned against a wall and listened to their footsteps, echoing away, and to the rush of the water running past on its way to the pumping stations of East London, and the sewage works. “Shit,” he said. And then, to his surprise, for the first time since his father died, alone in the dark, Richard Mayhew began to cry.

The Underground station was quite empty, and quite dark. Varney walked through it, keeping close to walls, darting nervous looks behind him, and in front of him, and from side to side. He had picked the station at random, had headed for it over the rooftops and through the shadows, making certain that he was not being followed. He was not heading back to his lair in the Camden Town deep tunnels. Too risky. There were other places where Varney had cached weapons and food. He would go to ground for a little while, until this all blew over.

He stopped beside a ticket machine and listened, in the darkness: absolute silence. Reassured that he was alone, he allowed himself to relax. He stopped at the top of the spiral staircase and drew a deep breath.

An oily voice from beside him said conversationally, “Varney’s the finest bravo and guard in the Underside. Everyone knows that. Mister Varney told us so himself.” A voice from the other side of him responded, dully, “It’s not nice to lie, Mister Croup.”

In the pitch darkness, Mr. Croup expanded on his theme. “It isn’t, Mister Vandemar. I have to say, I regard it as a personal betrayal, and I was deeply wounded by it. And disappointed. When you don’t have any redeeming features, you don’t take particularly kindly to disappointment, do you, Mister Vandemar?”

“Not kindly at all, Mister Croup.”

Varney threw himself forward, and ran, headlong, in the dark, down the spiral staircase. A voice from the top of the stairs, Mr. Croup’s: “Really,” it said, “we ought to look upon it as a mercy killing.”

The sound of Varney’s feet clattered off the metal railings, echoed throughout the stairwell. He puffed, and he panted, his shoulders glancing off the walls, tumbling blindly downwards in the dark. He reached the bottom of the steps, next to the sign warning travelers that there were 259 steps up to the top, and only healthy people should even think about attempting it. Everyone else, suggested the sign, should use the elevator.

The elevator?

Something clanked, and the elevator doors opened, magnificently slowly, flooding the passageway with light. Varney fumbled for his knife: cursed, when he realized the Hunter-bitch still had it. He reached for the machete in his shoulder sheath. It was gone.

He heard a polite cough behind him, and he turned.

Mr. Vandemar was sitting on the steps, at the bottom of the spiral staircase. He was picking his fingernails with Varney’s machete.

And then Mr. Croup fell upon him, all teeth and talons and little blades; and Varney never had a chance to scream. “Bye,” said Mr. Vandemar, impassively, and he continued paring his nails. After that the blood began to flow. Wet, red blood in enormous quantities, for Varney was a big man, and he had been keeping it all inside. When Mr. Croup and Mr. Vandemar were finished, however, one would have been hard put even to notice the slight stain on the floor at the bottom of the spiral staircase.

The next time the floors were washed, it was gone forever.

Hunter was in the lead. Door walked in the middle. The marquis de Carabas took up the rear. None of them had said a word since leaving Richard half an hour earlier.

Door stopped, suddenly. “We can’t do this,” she said, flatly. “We can’t leave him back there.”

“Of course we can,” said the marquis. “We did.”

She shook her head. She had felt guilty and stupid ever since she saw Richard, lying on his back beneath Ruislip, at the audition. She was tired of it.

“Don’t be foolish,” said the marquis.

“He saved my life,” she told him. “He could have left me on the sidewalk. He didn’t.”

It was her fault. She knew that was true. She had opened a door to someone who could help her, and help her he had. He had taken her somewhere warm, and he had cared for her, and he had brought her help. The action of helping her had tumbled him from his world into hers.

It was foolish to even think about bringing him with them. They could not afford to bring someone with them: she was unsure that the three of them would be able to take care of themselves on the journey that confronted them.

She wondered, briefly, if it were simply the door that she had opened, that had taken her to him, which had allowed him to notice her, or if there were, somehow, more to it than that.

The marquis raised an eyebrow: he was detached, removed, a creature of pure irony. “My dear young lady,” he said. “We are not bringing a guest along on this expedition.”

“Don’t patronize me, de Carabas,” said Door. She was so tired. “And I think I can decide who comes with us. You
are
working for me, aren’t you? Or is it the other way around?” Her sorrow and exhaustion had drained her of her patience. She needed de Carabas—she couldn’t afford to drive him away—but she had reached her limit.

De Carabas stared at her, coldly angry. “He is
not
coming with us,” he stated, flatly. “Anyway, he’s probably dead by now.”

Richard was not dead. He was sitting in the dark, on a ledge, on the side of a storm drain, wondering what to do, wondering how much further out of his league he could possibly get. His life so far, he decided, had prepared him perfectly for a job in Securities, for shopping at the supermarket, for watching soccer on the television on the weekends, for turning up the thermostat if he got cold. It had magnificently failed to prepare him for a life as an un-person on the roofs and in the sewers of London, for a life in the cold and the wet and the dark.

A light glimmered. Footsteps came toward him. If, he decided, it was a bunch of murderers, cannibals, or monsters, he would not even put up a fight. Let them end it all for him; he’d had enough. He stared down into the dark, to the place where his feet should be. The footsteps came closer.

“Richard?” The voice was Door’s. He jumped. Then he studiously ignored her.
If it weren’t for you,
he thought . . .

“Richard?”

He didn’t look up. “What?” he said.

“Look,” she said. “You really wouldn’t be in this mess if it weren’t for me.”
You can say that again
, he thought. “And I don’t think you’ll be any safer with us. But. Well.” She stopped. A deep breath. “I’m sorry. I really am. Are you coming?”

He looked at her then: a small creature with huge eyes staring at him urgently from a heart-shaped, pale face. Okay, he said to himself. I guess I’m not quite ready to just give up and die. “Well, I don’t have anywhere else to be right now,” he said, with a studied unconcern that bordered on hysteria. “Why not?”

Her face changed. She threw her arms around his chest and hugged him, tightly. “And we will try to get you back home again,” she said. “Promise. Once we’ve found what I’m looking for.” He wondered if she meant it, suspected, for the first time, that what she was offering might be impossible. But he pushed that thought out of his head. They began to walk down the tunnel. Richard could see Hunter and the marquis waiting for them at the tunnel’s mouth. The marquis looked as if he had been forced to swallow a pulped lemon.

“What
are
you looking for, anyway?” asked Richard, cheering up a little.

Door took a deep breath, and answered after a long pause. “It’s a long story,” she said, solemnly. “Right now we’re looking for an angel named Islington.” It was then that Richard began to laugh; he couldn’t help himself. There was hysteria in there, certainly, but there was also the exhaustion of someone who had managed, somehow, to believe several dozen impossible things in the last twenty-four hours, without ever getting a proper breakfast. His laughter echoed down the tunnels.

“An angel?” he said, giggling helplessly. “Called Islington?”

“We’ve got a long way to go,” said Door.

And Richard shook his head, and felt wrung out, and emptied, and flayed. “An angel,” he whispered, hysterically, to the tunnels and the dark. “An angel.”

There were candles all over the Great Hall: candles stood by the iron pillars that held the roof up; candles waited by the waterfall that ran down one wall and into the small rock-pool below; candles clustered on the sides of the rock wall; candles huddled on the floor; candles were set into candlesticks by the huge door that stood between two dark iron pillars. The door was built of polished black flint set into a silver base that had tarnished, over the centuries, almost to black. The candles were unlit; but as the tall form walked past, they flickered into flame. No hand touched them; no fires touched their wicks.

The figure’s robe was simple, and white; or more than white. A color, or an absence of all colors, so bright as to be startling. Its feet were bare on the cold rock floor of the Great Hall. Its face was pale and wise, and gentle; and, perhaps, a little lonely.

It was very beautiful.

Soon every candle in the Hall was burning. It paused by the rock-pool; knelt beside the water, cupped its hands, lowered them into the clear water, raised them, and drank. The water was cold, but very pure. When it had finished drinking the water it closed its eyes for a moment, as if in benediction. Then it stood up, and walked away, back through the Hall, the way it had come; and the candles went out as it passed, as they had done for tens of thousands of years. It had no wings; but still, it was, unmistakably, an angel.

Islington left the Great Hall; and the last of the candles went out, and the darkness returned.

R
ichard wrote a diary entry in his head.

Dear Diary,
he began.
On Friday I had a job, a fiancée, a home, and a life that made sense. (Well, as much as any life makes sense.) Then I found an injured girl bleeding on the pavement, and I tried to be a Good Samaritan. Now I’ve got no fiancée, no home, no job, and I’m walking around a couple of hundred feet under the streets of London with the projected life expectancy of a suicidal fruitfly.

“This way,” said the marquis, gesturing elegantly, his filthy lace cuff flowing.

“Don’t all these tunnels look the same?” asked Richard, tabling his diary entry for the moment. “How can you tell which is which?”

“You can’t,” said the marquis, sadly. “We’re hopelessly lost. We’ll never be seen again. In a couple of days we’ll be killing each other for food.”

“Really?” He hated himself for rising to the bait, even as he said it.

“No.” The marquis’s expression said that torturing this poor fool was too easy to even be amusing. Richard found that he cared less and less what these people thought of him, however. Except, perhaps, for Door.

He went back to writing his mental diary.
There are hundreds of people in this other London. Thousands maybe. People who come from here, or people who have fallen through the cracks. I’m wandering around with a girl called Door, her bodyguard, and her psychotic grand vizier. We slept last night in a small tunnel that Door said was once a section of Regency sewer. The bodyguard was awake when I went to sleep, and awake when they woke me up. I don’t think she ever sleeps. We had some fruitcake for breakfast; the marquis had a large lump of it in his pocket. Why would anyone have a large lump of fruitcake in his pocket? My shoes dried out mostly while I slept.

I want to go home.
Then he mentally underlined the last sentence three times, rewrote it in huge letters in red ink, and circled it before putting a number of exclamation marks next to it in his mental margin.

At least the tunnel they were now walking down was dry. It was a high-tech tunnel: all silvery pipes and white walls. The marquis and Door walked together, in front. Richard tended to stay a couple of paces behind them. Hunter moved about: sometimes she was behind them, sometimes to one side of them or to the other, often a little way in front, merging with the shadows. She made no sound when she moved, which Richard found rather disconcerting.

There was a crack of light ahead of them. “There we go,” said the marquis. “Bank Station. Good place to start looking.”

“You’re out of your mind,” said Richard. He did not mean it to be heard, but the most
sotto
of
voces
carried and echoed in the darkness.

“Indeed?” said the marquis. The ground began to rumble: an Underground train was somewhere close at hand.

“Richard, just leave it,” said Door.

But it was coming out of his mouth: “Well,” he said. “You’re both being silly. There are no such things as angels.”

The marquis nodded, said, “Ah. Yes. I understand you now. There are no such things as angels. Just as there is no London Below, no rat-speakers, no shepherds in Shepherd’s Bush.”

“There are
no
shepherds in Shepherd’s Bush. I’ve been there. It’s just houses and stores and roads and the BBC. That’s all,” pointed out Richard, flatly.

“There are shepherds,” said Hunter, from the darkness just next to Richard’s ear. “Pray you never meet them.” She sounded perfectly serious.

“Well,” said Richard, “I still don’t believe that there are flocks of angels wandering about down here.”

“There aren’t,” said the marquis. “Just one.” They had reached the end of the tunnel. There was a locked door in front of them. The marquis stood back. “My lady?” he said, to Door. She rested a hand on it, for a moment. The door opened, silently.

“Maybe,” Richard said, persisting, “we’re thinking of different things. The angels I have in mind are all wings, haloes, trumpets, peace-on-earth-goodwill-unto-men.”

“That’s right,” said Door. “You got it. Angels.”

They went through the door. Richard shut his eyes, involuntarily, at the sudden flood of light: it stabbed into his head like a migraine. As his eyes became used to the light, Richard found, to his surprise, that he knew where he was: they were in the long pedestrian tunnel that links Monument and Bank Tube stations. There were commuters wandering through the tunnels, none of whom gave the four of them even a first look. The perky wail of a saxophone echoed along the tunnel: Burt Bacharach and Hal David’s “I’ll Never Fall In Love Again,” being played more or less competently. They walked toward Bank Station.

“Who are we looking for again, then?” he asked, more or less innocently. “The Angel Gabriel? Raphael? Michael?”

They were passing a Tube map. The marquis tapped Angel Station with one long dark finger: Islington.

Richard had passed through Angel Station hundreds of times. It was in trendy Islington, a district filled with antique shops and places to eat. He knew very little about angels, but he was almost certain that Islington’s tube stop was named after a pub, or a landmark. He changed the subject. “You know, when I tried to get on a Tube train a couple of days ago, it wouldn’t let me.”

“You just have to let them know who’s boss, that’s all,” said Hunter, softly, from behind him.

Door chewed her lower lip. “This train we’re looking for will let us on,” she said. “If we can find it.” Her words were almost drowned out by music coming from somewhere nearby. They went down a handful of steps and turned a corner.

The saxophone player had his coat in front of him, on the floor of the tunnel. On the coat were a few coins, which looked as if the man had placed them there himself to persuade passersby that everyone was doing it. Nobody was fooled.

The saxophone player was extremely tall; he had shoulder-length dark hair and a long, forked dark beard, which framed deep-set eyes and a serious nose. He wore a ragged T-shirt and oil-stained blue jeans. As the travelers reached him, he stopped playing, shook the spit from the saxophone mouthpiece, replaced it, and sounded the first notes the old Julie London song, “Cry Me A River.”

Now, you say you’re sorry . . .

Richard realized, with surprise, that the man could see them—and also that he was doing his best to pretend that he couldn’t. The marquis stopped in front of him. The wail of the saxophone trailed off in a nervous squeak. The marquis flashed a cold grin. “It’s Lear, isn’t it?” he asked.

The man nodded, warily. His fingers stroked the keys of his saxophone. “We’re looking for Earl’s Court,” continued the marquis. “Would you happen to have such a thing as a train schedule about your person?”

Richard was beginning to catch on. He assumed that the Earl’s Court he referred to wasn’t the familiar Tube station he had waited in innumerable times, reading a paper, or just daydreaming. The man named Lear moistened his lips with the tip of his tongue. “ ’S not impossible. What’d be in it for me, if I did?”

The marquis thrust his hands deep into the pockets of his coat. Then he smiled, like a cat who had just been entrusted with the keys to a home for wayward but plump canaries. “They say,” he said, idly, as if he were simply passing the time, “that Merlin’s master Blaise once wrote a reel so beguiling that it would charm the coins from the pockets of anyone who heard it.”

Lear’s eyes narrowed. “That’d be worth more than just a train schedule,” he said. “If you actually had it.”

The marquis did a perfectly good impression of someone realizing,
my, it would, wouldn’t it?
“Well, then,” he said, magnanimously, “I suppose you would have to owe me, wouldn’t you?”

Lear nodded, reluctantly. He fumbled in his back pocket, pulled out a much-folded scrap of paper, and held it up. The marquis reached for it. Lear moved his hand away. “Let me hear the reel first, you old trickster,” he said. “And it had better work.”

The marquis raised an eyebrow. He darted a hand into one of the inside pockets of his coat; when he pulled it out again it was holding a pennywhistle and a small crystal ball. He looked at the crystal ball, made the kind of “hmmm” noise that means, “ah, so that’s where that went,” and he put it away again. Then he flexed his fingers, put the pennywhistle to his lips, and began to play an odd, rollicking tune that leapt and twisted and sang. It made Richard feel as if he were thirteen years old again, listening to the Top Twenty on his best friend’s transistor radio at school during lunch hour, back when pop music had mattered as it only can in your early teenage years: the marquis’s reel was everything he had ever wanted to hear in a song . . .

A handful of coins chinked onto Lear’s coat, thrown by passers-by, who walked on with a smile on their faces and a spring in their step. The marquis lowered his pennywhistle. “I owe you, then, you old rascal,” said Lear, nodding.

“Yes. You do.” The marquis took the paper—the train schedule—from Lear, and scanned it, and nodded. “But a word to the wise. Don’t overuse it. A little goes a very long way.”

And the four of them walked away, down the long corridor, surrounded by posters advertising films and underwear, and the occasional official-looking notices warning musicians playing for coins to move away from the station, listening to the sob of the saxophone, and to the sound of money landing on a coat.

The marquis led them to a Central Line platform. Richard walked over to the edge of the platform and looked down. He wondered, as he always did, which one the live rail was; and decided, as he always did, that it was the one farthest from the platform, with the large whitish porcelain insulators between it and the ground; and then he found himself smiling, involuntarily, at a tiny dark gray mouse who was bravely prowling the tracks, three feet below him, in a mousy quest for abandoned sandwiches and dropped potato chips.

A voice came over the loudspeaker, that formal, disembodied male voice that warned “Mind the Gap.” It was intended to keep unwary passengers from stepping into the space between the train and the platform. Richard, like most Londoners, barely heard it anymore—it was like aural wallpaper. But suddenly, Hunter’s hand was on his arm. “Mind the Gap,” she said urgently, to Richard. “Stand back over there. By the wall.”

“What?” said Richard.

“I
said
,” said Hunter, “mind the—”

And then it erupted over the side of the platform. It was diaphanous, dreamlike, a ghost-thing, the color of black smoke, and it welled up like silk under water, and, moving astonishingly fast while still seeming to drift almost in slow motion, it wrapped itself tightly around Richard’s ankle. It stung, even through the fabric of his Levi’s. The thing pulled him toward the edge of the platform, and he staggered.

He realized, as if from a distance, that Hunter had pulled out her staff and was smacking the tentacle of smoke with it, hard, repeatedly.

There was a faraway screaming noise, thin and mindless, like an idiot child deprived of its toy. The smoke-tentacle let go of Richard’s ankle and slid back over the edge of the platform, and it was gone. Hunter took Richard by the scruff of the neck and pulled him toward the back wall, where Richard slumped against it. He was trembling, and the world seemed suddenly utterly unreal. The color had been sucked from his jeans wherever the thing had touched him, making them look as if they’d been ineptly bleached. He pulled up the trouser leg: tiny purple welts were coming up on the skin of his ankle and calf. “What . . .” he tried to say, but nothing came out. He swallowed, and tried again. “What was that?”

Hunter looked down at him impassively. Her face could have been carved from brown wood. “I don’t think it has a name,” she said. “They live in the gaps. I did warn you.”

“I’ve . . . never seen one before.”

“You weren’t part of the Underside before,” said Hunter. “Just wait by the wall. It’s safer.”

The marquis was checking the time on a large gold pocket-watch. He returned it to his waistcoat pocket, consulted the paper Lear had given him, and nodded, satisfied. “We’re in luck,” he pronounced. “The Earl’s Court train should be coming through here in about half an hour.”

“Earl’s Court Station isn’t on the Central Line,” pointed out Richard.

The marquis stared at Richard, openly amused. “What a refreshing mind you have, young man,” he said. “There really is nothing quite like total ignorance, is there?”

The warm wind began to blow. An Underground train pulled up at the station. People got off and other people got on, going about the business of their lives, and Richard watched them with envy. “Mind the Gap,” intoned the recorded voice. “Stand clear of the doors. Mind the Gap.” Door took one look at Richard. Then, apparently worried about what she was seeing, she walked over to him, and she took his hand. He was very pale, and his breath was coming shallow and fast. “Mind the Gap,” boomed the recorded voice again. “I’m fine,” lied Richard bravely, to no one in particular.

The central courtyard of Mr. Croup and Mr. Vandemar’s hospital was a dank and cheerless place. Ragged grass grew up through the abandoned desks, rubber tires, and bits of office furniture. The overall impression given by the area was that a decade before (perhaps out of boredom, perhaps out of frustration, perhaps even as a statement, or as performance art) a number of people had thrown the contents of their offices out of their windows, high above, and had left them there on the ground to rot.

There was broken glass there, as well, broken glass in abundance. There were also several mattresses, some of which looked like they had at some point been set on fire. Grass grew up through the springs. An entire ecology had evolved around the ornamental fountain in the center of the well, which had for a long time been neither particularly ornamental nor a fountain. A cracked and leaking water pipe nearby had, with the aid of some rainwater, transformed it into a breeding ground for a number of little frogs who plopped about cheerfully, rejoicing in their freedom from any non-airborne natural predators. Crows and blackbirds and even occasional seagulls, however, regarded the place as a cat-free delicatessen, specializing in frogs.