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Authors: Casey Harvell

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1)
    
The Strokes,
Kiss This

2)
    
Nine Inch Nails,
Every Day is Exactly the Same

3)
    
Middle Class Rut,
New Low

4)
    
Cold War Kids,
First

5)
    
The Neighbourhood,
Float

6)
    
System of a Down,
Lonely Day

7)
    
The Strumbellas,
Spirits

8)
    
Staind,
Mudshovel

9)
    
Chevelle,
Send the Pain Below

10)
                     
Lee Dewyze,
Blackbird Song

11)
                     
Xambassadors,
Unsteady

12)
                     
A Perfect Circle,
Magdalena

13)
                     
Tool,
Jambi

14)
                     
Metallica,
Nothing Else Matters

15)
                     
Atmosphere,
Reflections

16)
                     
Vance Joy,
Fire & the Flood

17)
                     
Highly Suspect,
Bloodfeather

 

Usually this is the part where authors thank people for their contributions…

I’m going to do this a little differently, so bear with me—and pardon the vulgarity. In fact, if you don’t like cursing, please skip the rest of this—as it’s chock full.

I’ll try to remember to be thankful as I go… (That’s sarcasm, in case you missed it.)

 

Where to begin??

To the cuntastical fuckwad who called me a coward:
It’s ironic. See—in my experience, anyway—people insult others with their own inner demons. For instance, calling me a coward when you got knocked up by a drug dealer, claimed it was your husband’s, and then had his insurance pay for the abortion? That’s something cowardly in my book. But I’m not all into judging people. You know, like others are…

To the nasty girl who called me disgusting:
Again, funny—because to me it’s way more gross to let your BFF’s husband fingerbang you in their kitchen at a Christmas party—in front of the kids and everything. Then cheat on your man with
him
. Yeah…have fun with that.

To my one time friend:
Fuck you. Talking all that shit? I remember when you had three guys fucking you at once, making you (their words, not mine) “squeal like a pig.” Stay classy.

To the truck-crashing bi-polar fucktard:
I’d insult you, but it seems unnecessary. You have huge FB balls, but even with you being a dude, I’m pretty sure I could kick your ass. You don’t need anyone to bring you down, because you do a great job of that yourself.

To the bikini-clad Andre-the-Giant looking slut-bag:
Don’t harass me again—little hearts over your “I’s” like we’re still in HS. Pfft.

To the rest of you who doubted me, or who stood by doing nothing:
Look at me now, bitches. And watch me soar.

USA Today Recommended & Amazon Bestselling Author Casey Harvell is slightly zombie obsessed and known to use the word boom frequently. Casey's current releases include:

 

My Life in Reverse

Doesn't Play Well With Others (#DPWWO)

The Wrong Way

Me Against the World

Lingering...

Righteous Decisions

Harsh Decisions

Charged

Shocked

Wired

War on Myself

Rocking Around the Christmas Tree

Aliens, Death & Zombies - A Compilation of Short Stories

 

Casey will be releasing Soul Decisions (Decisions Series Book 3~ Final Installment of this trilogy) Halloween 2016, along with some standalone titles soon to follow: Eclipsed Agony, Don't You Cry and Proceed With Caution. All the latest info can be found on her official website
http://caseyharvell.com

 

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Stand Alone Novels:

New Adult (18+ L/S/V):

The Wrong Way:

A New Adult Romance from Amazon Bestselling & USA Today Recommended Author Casey Harvell

Jordan McKinney spends most of her life in a small town. After high school she goes to work as a server in the town bar. Her past is something that she can let go of. It leaves her feeling worthless and deserving of the life she leads.

After her step-mom kicks her out Jordan tries to make it on her own for the first time at twenty-three. It’s hard—and she manages to do it. The thing is she can only afford to stay in a really bad area.

When a mysterious and sexy stranger shows up at her bar Jordan can’t believe that he even notices her—hell, stands up for her!

Jordan learns that change happens whether you’re ready for it or not. She wants to fade away—but this mystery man won’t let her. Can she come to terms with her past and allow him in? It seems she constantly does everything—THE WRONG WAY

The Wrong Way on Goodreads:
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Trailer:
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Doesn’t Play Well With Others:

Disclaimer: This book is for mature audiences (18+) ONLY due to seriously excessive foul language and minor sex and violence.

Selene Warren has it rough. After her mom passes when she's little, she gets stuck with her aunt (a crack-whore.) Life with Selene’s aunt lacks any type of love or support. Selene constantly struggles and when she turns fifteen her aunt is diagnosed with H.I.V. It soon becomes apparent that her aunt expects her to take over the family business and Selene runs for dear life.

She manages pretty well for a couple years. One day she saves a scruffy looking kid from a window. Before she knows it she adopts a stray of her own. Life seems a bit better until Selene gets stabbed trying to protect the kid.

Selene makes it, but discovers the kid is no normal runaway--he's the only son of a VERY rich and prominent family. A new friend comes forward to clear Selene of possible kidnapping charges, but for the life of her Selene can't figure out why the hell a rich kid would rather live on the streets than on a ritzy estate.

Alex wants to break down the walls around Selene so badly. Selene’s life leaves her with no room to trust anyone. For as long as she can remember she’s had to rely on herself. Will Selene be able to escape her degenerate world? Because she doesn't play well with others.

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Selene’s Best Quotes: (Mature-Strong Language)

“Well, color me the picture of fucking responsibility.”

“Listen kid if we’re going to stick together you have to get one thing straight. I don’t like people.”

“I know that I’m screwed and I still can’t help the word vomit that spews from my mouth.”

“I won’t take dirty money and if you think it’s anything but that then you’re a fucking moron.”

“Abso-fucking-lutely.”

“Whatever the fuck is wrong with me right now denies me the opportunity to lie like I should.”

“What the fuck’s a Thor?”

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Me Against the World:

Charity can't trust anyone. Her and her son Zack have relied on nobody but themselves for a while now.

Charity doesn't need anyone's help. People can't get close. It's just not safe.

When she meets Lincoln McClain, she's screwed because sometimes life has to slap you upside the head.

Only the secrets she has can't stay hidden forever.

Linc McClain is the town outcast. He's given up on needing anything or anyone—until someone new to town moves in next door.

Can either of them escape the secrets of their past—or are they destined to tackle the world alone?

http://www.amazon.com/Me-Against-World-Casey-Harvell-ebook/dp/B01A9A56RW/

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War on Myself:

A New Adult Romance (18+ L/S/V/Explicit Drug Use)

 

Faith Johnson finds her name ironic lately—mostly because she has no more faith in anything. Her family was close-knit until her father was killed in a car accident. Unfortunately, he took Faith’s mother’s sanity with him.

Faith’s life is suddenly onslaught with responsibilities she never expected. Even more, a loneliness that forges a deep depression she doesn’t know how to handle.

Jase Campbell has the world at his fingertips and doesn’t want any of it. His own tumultuous relationship with his father makes him push the world away. Jase doesn’t take girls seriously—he can’t. Not after what happened before…

When their world’s collide it’s hate at first sight…

Or is it?

Will Faith be able to see through Jase’s façade or is she too busy fighting a war against herself?

 

http://www.amazon.com/War-Myself-Casey-Harvell-ebook/dp/B010ORS3MK/

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Romantic Thriller:

Lingering…:

Nowhere is safe... After a trying time in her life Penelope Miller runs as far and fast as she can; clear across the country to rediscover herself with the help of her grandmother. Along her journey she encounters a man who may be worth redeeming her faith in men and herself. Little does she know that her past is still- LINGERING…

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Series:

The Electric Series:

Love a good apocalypse? Check out my Electric Series: USA Today Recommended “Must Read Romance” Series

BREAKING NEWS: (Nov 2013)

New strides in nanotechnology have the medical community very excited! Due to the successful testing of BioNano’s new atomic sized nanobots, doctors hope to attempt the first cellular regeneration of its kind.

BREAKING NEWS:

We are reporting live, up to the minute coverage of the nanobot invasion. Within just a few days the entire eastern seaboard will be affected unless we figure out how to stop them. The issue is that at the rate people are falling to this, all of the scientists with the knowledge to fix them will be overtaken before they have a chance. Please remain indoors if possible, but remember that exposure does not stop with people. These nanobots work on a molecular level. Everything they come in contact with: people, animals, buildings, even water can become a carrier.

 

Charged

Electric Book I

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Kat’s just an average teenage girl. The new guy moves to town and she's shocked when she falls for the boy next door. With her best friend Brie, and new boyfriend Mason, life is looking better than ever.

When Brie and Kat land a gig for their band, excitement is in the air. But a cross of wires leaves Kat charged with electricity when her amp explodes.

And things just keep getting weirder...A sudden nanobot apocalypse leaves Kat's new talents as the only thing that stands between mankind and the end of the world.

Kat and her friends must travel cross country and encounter many obstacles along their way. With half the country now gone, the other half is left divided. Kat has to decide if she’s strong enough to help.

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Shocked

Electric Book II

Kat tries to save mankind from an ever-growing number of threats. Besides the insane General from the Midwest, there’s also the original nanobot infection, the question of where all the infected are and now the fear of nuclear meltdowns at power plants across the abandoned East coast.

Kat’s personal life crashes and burns along with half of the nation. She struggles across the country to find her friends and it’s no easy feat with Carch hot on her tail. And they make a horrifying discovery, a game changer- and not one in their favor. Kat tries so hard, but will it be enough? You’ll only find out by getting Shocked!

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Wired

Electric Series Book Three

With the weight of the world on her shoulders, nothing for Kat gets easier. The country is still under siege from both the evil General Carch and the nanobot infection. As things percolate they get worse—and the entire world tenses to await the outcome.

Things are hard inside the camps, too. When a serious betrayal comes to light it nearly destroys Kat…or will it set her free?

Every story has to end sometime. The question is—how? Will Kat prevail and save the world? Can she stop Carch? Can she survive saving everything? Get Wired and find out.

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Box Set:

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USA Today Article/ Review “Must Read Romance”
http://www.usatoday.com/story/happyeverafter/2014/07/13/recommended-romances-guardian-shocked-charged/12597077/?hootPostID=84e031e6bf7ed8414dd07714fc45de00

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