My Life as a Cartoonist
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Authors: Janet Tashjian
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To Grammy, Oma, and Pop
Contents
Can Someone Please Tell Me What's Going On?
The Real Frank Goes on an Adventure
I Hope You Know, This Means War
Praise for
My Life as a Stuntboy
Super Frank!
improved
“That's great!” my dad says as he puts the comic strip down. “Your drawings have really improved.”
I look over my father's shoulder and examine my work. “No matter how long I work on it, my printing still looks like I'm in second grade.”
professional
“It takes a lot of practice for lettering to look professional.”
As if that's any kid's idea of funâsitting around on a sunny afternoon filling notebooks with row after row of straight block letters.
flattered
My father closes the cover of the pad and hands it back to me. “Too bad Frank doesn't know he's the star of your comic strip. He'd be flattered.”
Dad doesn't realize I've already shown Frank my drawings. It may be my imagination but by the way my capuchin monkey jumped up and down, I think he WAS flattered.
“Mac and cheese with stewed tomatoes,” Mom calls from the kitchen. “Wash up and come to the table.”
cringe
My father and I look at each other and cringe. “Why does she take something perfect like macaroni and cheese then throw something terrible like stewed tomatoes in to wreck it?” I ask.
“You know how Mom likes to sneak healthy food into everything,” Dad whispers back. “But I have to agree with youâit's a crime to mess with mac and cheese.”
inadvertently
As I put away my pad, I realize Dad's inadvertently given me the plot of my next comic strip:
SUPER FRANK VS. THE WOMAN WHO WRECKED MAC AND CHEESE.
I can't wait until Ms. McCoddle's class tomorrow to start working on it.
A New Kid in Class
hostages