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Authors: Rita Mae Brown
8
“What have you got to say for yourself?” A florid Skip Hallahan glared at his handsome son.
“I'm sorry, Dad,” Sean muttered.
“Don't talk to me. Talk to him!”
“I'm sorry, Mr. Fletcher.”
Roscoe, hands folded across his chest, unfolded them. “I accept your apology, but did you really think phoning in my obituary was funny?”
“Uhâat the time. Guess not,” he replied weakly.
“Your voice does sound a lot like your father's.” Roscoe leaned forward. “No detentions. ButâI think you can volunteer at the hospital for four hours each week. That would satisfy me.”
“Dad, I already have a paper route. How can I work at the hospital?”
“I'll see that he does his job,” Skip snapped, still mortified.
“If he falters, no more football.”
“What?” Sean, horrified, nearly leapt out of his chair.
“You heard me,” Roscoe calmly stated.
“Without me St. Elizabeth's doesn't have a prayer,” Sean arrogantly predicted.
“Sean, the football season isn't as important as you learning: actions have consequences. I'd be a sorry headmaster if I let you off the hook because you're our best halfback . . . because someday you'd run smack into trouble. Actions have consequences. You're going to learn that right now. Four hours a week until New Year's Day. Am I clearly understood?” Roscoe stood up.
“Yes, sir.”
“I asked you this before. I'll ask it one last time. Were you alone in this prank?”
“Yes, sir,” Sean lied.
9
A ruddy sun climbed over the horizon. Father Michael, an early riser, enjoyed his sunrises as much as most people enjoyed sunsets. Armed with hot Jamaican coffee, his little luxury, he sat reading the paper at the small pine breakfast table overlooking the church's beautifully tended graveyard.
The Church of the Good Shepherd, blessed with a reasonably affluent congregation, afforded him a pleasant albeit small home on the church grounds. A competent secretary, Lucinda Payne Coles, provided much-needed assistance Mondays through Fridays. He liked Lucinda, who, despite moments of bitterness, bore her hardships well.
After her husband, Samson, lost all his money and got caught with his pants down in the bargain in an extramarital affair, Lucinda sank into a slough of despond. She applied when the job at the church became available and was happily hired even though she'd never worked a day in her life. She typed adequately, but, more important, she knew everyone and everyone knew her.
As for Samson, Father Michael remembered him daily in his prayers. Samson had been reduced to physical labor at Kendrick Miller's gardening business. At least he was in the best shape of his life and was learning to speak fluent Spanish, as some of his coworkers were Mexican immigrants.
Father Michael, starting on a second cup of coffeeâtwo lumps of brown sugar and a dollop of Devonshire creamâblinked in surprise. He thought he saw a figure sliding through the early-morning mist.
That needed jolt of caffeine blasted him out of his seat. He grabbed a Barbour jacket to hurry outside. Quietly he moved closer to a figure lurking in the graveyard.
Samson Coles placed a bouquet of flowers on Ansley Randolph's grave.
Father Michael, a slightly built man, turned to tiptoe back to the cottage, but Samson heard him.
“Father?”
“Sorry to disturb you, Samson. I couldn't see clearly in the mist. Sometimes the kids drink in here, you know. I thought I could catch one in the act. I am sorry.”
Samson cleared his throat. “No one visits her.”
“She ruined herself, poor woman.” Father Michael sighed.
“I know. I loved her anyway. I still loved Lucinda but . . . I couldn't stay away from Ansley.” He sighed. “I don't know why Lucinda doesn't leave me.”
“She loves you, and she's working on forgiveness. God sends us the lessons we need.”
“Well, if mine is humility, I'm learning.” He paused. “You won't tell her you saw me here, will you?”
“No.”
“It's just that . . . sometimes I feel so bad. Warren doesn't visit her grave, and neither do the boys. You'd think at least once they'd visit their mother's grave.”
“They're young. They think if they ignore pain and loss, it will fade away. Doesn't.”
“I know.” He turned, and both men left the graveyard, carefully shutting the wrought-iron gate behind them.
At the northwest corner of the graveyard a massive statue of the Avenging Angel seemed to follow them with his eyes.
“I just so happen to have some of the best Jamaican coffee you would ever want to drink. How about joining me for a cup?”
“I hate to trouble you, Father.”
“No trouble at all.”
They imbibed the marvelous coffee and talked of love, responsibility, the chances for the Virginia football team this fall, and the curiousness of human nature as evidenced by the false obituary.
A light knock on the backdoor got Father Michael out of his chair. He opened the door. Jody Miller, one of his parishioners, wearing her sweats as she was on her way to early-morning field hockey practice, stood in the doorway, a bruise prominent on her cheek and a red mark near her eye that would soon blacken.
“Father Michael, I have to talk to you.” She saw Samson at the table. “Uhâ”
“Come on in.”
“I'll be late for practice.” She ran down the back brick walkway as Father Michael watched her with his deep brown eyes. He finally closed the door.
“Speaking of curious.” Samson half smiled. “Everything is so important at that age.”
It was.
Five minutes after Samon left, Skip Hallahan pulled into Father Michael's driveway with Sean in the passenger seat. Reluctantly, Sean got out.
“Father!” Skip bellowed.
Father Michael stuck his head out the backdoor. “Come in, Skip and Sean, I'm not deaf, you know.”
“Sorry,” Skip mumbled, then launched into Sean's misdeed before he'd taken a seat.
After Skip ranted for a half hour, Father Michael asked him to leave the room for a few minutes.
“Sean, I can see the humor in calling in the obituary. I really can. But can you see how you've upset people? Think of Mrs. Fletcher.”
“I'm getting the idea,” Sean replied ruefully.
“I suggest you call on Mrs. Fletcher and apologize. I also suggest you call Janice Walker, editor of the obituary page at the paper, and apologize, and lastly, write a letter of apology and send it to âLetters to the Editor.' After that, I expect the paper will take your route away from you.” The good priest tried to prepare him for retaliation.
Sean sat immobile for a long time. “All right, Father, I will.”
“What possessed you to do this? Especially to your headmaster.”
“Well, that was kind of the point.” Sean suppressed a smile. “It wouldn't have been nearly as funny if I'd called in, uh, your obituary.”
Father Michael rapped the table with his fingertips. “I see. Well, make your apologies. I'll calm down your father.” He stood up to summon Skip Hallahan.
Sean stood also. “Thanks, Father.”
“Go on. Get out of here.” The priest clapped the young man on the back.
10
Every hamlet and town has its nerve centers, those places where people congregate to enjoy the delights of gossip. Not that men admit to gossiping: for them it's “exchanging information.”
A small group of men stood outside the post office on the first Monday in October in buttery Indian-summer sunshine. The Reverend Herbert Jones, Fair Haristeen, Ned Tucker, Jim Sanburneâthe mayor of Crozetâand Sandy Brashiers spoke forcefully about the football teams of Virginia, Tech, William and Mary, and, with a shudder, Maryland.
“Maryland's the one to beat, and it hurts me to say that,” the Reverend Jones intoned. “And I never will say it in front of John Klossner.”
John, a friend of Herb's, graduated from Maryland and never let his buddies forget it.
Another one of the “in” group, Art Busheyâabsent this morningâhad graduated from Virginia Military Institute, so there was no reason for argument there. Poor VMI's team couldn't do squat, a wretched reality for those who loved the institution and a sheer joy for those who did not.
“This is the year for Virginia, Herb. I don't care how hot Maryland has been up to now.” Sandy Brashiers crossed his arms over his chest.
“Say, why aren't you in school today?” Herb asked.
“I've worked out a schedule with King Fletcher, so I don't go in until noon on Mondays.” Sandy breathed in. “You know, I love young people, but they'll suck you dry.”
“Too young to know what they're asking of us.” Fair toed the gravel. “Now before we get totally off the subject, I want to put in a good word for William and Mary.”
“Ha!” Jim Sanburne, a huge man in his middle sixties, almost as tall as Fair but twice as broad, guffawed.
“Give it up, Fair.” Ned laughed.
“One of these days the Tribe will prevail.” Fair, an undergraduate alumnus, held up the Victory V.
“How come you don't root for Auburn? That's where you went to veterinary school,” Sandy said.
“Oh, I like Auburn well enough.”
Harry, from the inside, opened the door to the post office and stood, framed in the light. “What are you guys jawing about? This is government property. No riffraff.”
“Guess you'll have to go, Fair,” Ned said slyly.
The other men laughed.
“We're picking our teams for this year.” Jim explained the reasoning behind each man's choice.
“I pick Smith!”
“Since when does Smith have a football team?” Sandy Brashiers asked innocently.
“They don't, but if they did they'd beat VMI,” Harry replied. “Think I'll call Art Bushey and torment him about it.”
This provoked more laughter. Mrs. Murphy, roused from a mid-morning catnap, walked to the open doorway and sat down. She exhaled, picked up a paw, and licked the side of it, which she rubbed on her face. She liked football, occasionally trying to catch the tiny ball as it streaked across the television screen. In her mind she'd caught many a bomb. Today football interested her not a jot. She ruffled her fur, smoothed it down, then strolled alongside the path between the post office and the market. She could hear Harry and the men teasing one another with outbursts of laughter. Then Miranda joined them to even more laughter.
Mrs. Murphy had lived all her life on this plot of Virginia soil. She watched the news at six and sometimes at eleven, although usually she was asleep by then. She read the newspapers by sitting right in front of Harry when she read. As near as she could tell, humans lived miserable lives in big cities. It was either that or newspapers worked on the Puritan principle of underlining misery so the reader would feel better about his or her own life. Whatever the reason, the cat found human news dull. It was one murder, car wreck, and natural disaster after another.
People liked one another here. They knew one another all their lives, with the occasional newcomer adding spice and speculation to the mix. And it wasn't as though Crozet never had bad things happen. People being what they are, jealousy, greed, and lust existed. Those caught paid the price. But in the main, the people were good. If nothing else they took care of their pets.
She heard a small, muffled sob behind Market Shiflett's store. She trotted to the back. Jody Miller, head in hands, was crying her heart out. Pewter sat at her sneakers, putting her paw on the girl's leg from time to time, offering comfort.
“I wondered where you were.”
Murphy touched noses with Pewter, then stared at the girl.
Jody's blackening eye caught her attention when the girl removed her hands from her face. She wiped her nose with the back of her hand, blinking through her tears. “Hello, Mrs. Murphy.”
“Hello, Jody. What's the matter?”
Murphy rubbed against her leg.
Jody stared out at the alleyway, absentmindedly stroking both cats.
“Did she say anything to you?”
“No,”
Pewter replied.
“Poor kid. She took a pounding.”
Mrs. Murphy stood on her hind legs, putting her paws on Jody's left knee for a closer look at the young woman's injury.
“This just happened.”
“Maybe she got in a fight on the way to school.”
“She has field hockey practice early in the morningâBrooks does, too.”
“Oh, yeah.”
Pewter cocked her head, trying to capture Jody's attention.
“Maybe her father hit her.”
Kendrick Miller possessed a vicious temper. Not that anyone outside of the family ever saw him hit his wife or only child, but people looked at him sideways sometimes.
The light crunch of a footfall alerted the cats. Jody, still crying, heard nothing. Sandy Brashiers, whose car was parked behind the market, stopped in his tracks.
“Jody!” he exclaimed, quickly bending down to help her.
She swung her body away from him. The cats moved out of the way. “I'm all right.”
He peered at her shiner. “You've been better. Come on, I'll run you over to Larry Johnson. Can't hurt to have the doctor take a look. You can't take a chance with your eyes, honey.”
“Don't call me honey.” Her vehemence astonished even her.
“I'm sorry.” He blushed. “Come on.”
“No.”
“Jody, if you won't let me take you to Dr. Johnson, then I'll have to take you home. I can't just leave you here.”
The backdoor of the post office swung open, and Harry stepped out; she had heard Jody's voice. Miranda was right behind her.
“Oh, dear,” Miranda whispered.
Harry came over. “Jody, that's got to hurt.”
“I'm all right!” She stood up.
“That's debatable.” Sandy was losing patience.
Miranda put a motherly arm around the girl's shoulders. “What happened?”
“Nothing.”
“She got pasted away,”
Pewter offered.
“I suggested that I take her to Larry Johnsonâto be on the safe side.” Sandy shoved his hands into his corduroy pockets.
Jody balefully implored Miranda with her one good eye. “I don't want anyone to see me.”
“You can't hide for two weeks. That's about how long it will take for your raccoon eye to disappear.” Harry didn't like the look of that eye.
“Now, Jody, you just listen to me,” Miranda persisted. “I am taking you to Larry Johnson's. You can't play Russian roulette with your health. Mr. Brashiers will tell Mr. Fletcher that you're at the doctor's office so you won't get in trouble at school.”
“Nobody cares about me. And don't call Mr. Fletcher. Just leave him out of it.”
“People care.” Miranda patted her and hugged her. “But for right now you come with me.”
Encouraged and soothed by Miranda, Jody climbed into the older woman's ancient Ford Falcon.
Harry knitted her eyebrows in concern. Sandy, too. Without knowing it they were mirror images of one another.
Sandy finally spoke. “Coach Hallvard can be rough, but not that rough.”
“Maybe she got into a fight with another kid at school,” Harry said, thinking out loud.
“Over what?”
Pewter asked.
“Boys. Drugs. PMS.”
Mrs. Murphy flicked her tail in irritation.
“You can be cynical.”
Pewter noticed a praying mantis in the crepe myrtle.
“Not cynical. Realistic.”
Tucker waddled out of the post office. Fast asleep, she had awakened to find no one in the P.O.
“What's going on?”
“High-school drama.”
The cats rubbed it in.
“And you missed it.”
Larry Johnson phoned Irene Miller, who immediately drove to his office. But Jody kept her
mouth shut . . . especially in front of her mother.
Later that afternoon, Janice Walker dropped by the post office. “Harry, you ought to be a detective! How did you know it was Sean Hallahan? When you called me back yesterday to tell me, I wasn't sure, but he came by this morning to apologize. He even took time off from school to do it.”
“Two and two.” Harry flipped up the divider between the mail room and the public area. “He sounds like his dad. He can be a smart-ass, and hey, wouldn't it be wild to do something like that? He'll be a hero to all the kids at St. Elizabeth's.”
“Never thought of it that way,” Janice replied.
“You know, I was thinking of calling in BoomBoom Craycroft's demise.” Harry's eyes twinkled.
Janice burst out laughing. “You're awful!”