Monster Mission (15 page)

Everyone helped. The mermaids came and sang to him but he only closed his eyes and juddered with sighs. The stoorworm swam out and spoke into his ear.

‘To go is to come,’ said the worm in his solemn voice.

What he meant was that the earth was round so that the great kraken was on his way back as soon as he set off. But thoughts about the earth being round were too difficult for the kraken’s son, whose tears went on flowing and making the seaweed and the little fish look larger and brighter wherever they fell.

‘Do you think if Myrtle played the cello to him it would help?’ asked Minette, but it didn’t. Although Myrtle had just said goodbye to Herbert, who had gone off with the great kraken, she came at once, but you never know where you are with music. It can make you happy but it can also make you very, very sad.

The children did not dare to leave him alone; whenever they moved away he moaned even more pitifully. Art brought their lunch to the shore and they tried to share it with him but he only turned his head away.

‘No soss,’ he said when they offered him a sausage roll, and ‘No cheeps,’ when they handed him the chipped potatoes that had been his favourites.

By the end of the day the children were getting frantic.

‘What if he just fades away and dies?’ said Minette, close to tears.

‘He won’t,’ said Fabio.

But his eyes were even blacker than usual. People
did
turn their faces to the wall and die; he had seen it in Brazil.

When he had been on his way for a few hours, the great kraken began his Healing Hum once more. Everything was as it had been when he was on the way to the Island. The sky was blue, the air was soft; above him flew his escort of birds, below him the dolphins and seals circled him.

He drew level with a fishing boat a hundred miles away. The crew had pulled in three tons of tuna and were casting their nets once more to add to the pile of bloodied thrashing creatures on the deck when the captain straightened himself and rubbed his forehead.

‘Enough,’ he said suddenly. ‘We’ve caught enough.’

His crew stared at him. He was the greediest fisherman in that part of the world; he’d been fined again and again for exceeding the quota.

‘You heard me,’ he said and the nets were pulled in and the boat turned and headed for home.

But though the kraken went on putting the sea to rights, as he had done before, his heart was heavy. There was an awful emptiness on his left side where his son had swum beside him, and at night his back felt strange without the small bump that had slept on it.

‘You’re to promise to stay and be good,’ he had said to his son, and the child had understood, but it was best not to remember the look in his eyes.

After they had travelled for a day and a night, Herbert came to the front of the kraken’s head and said goodbye. It was hard for him to leave the kraken and return to the Island but his mother was getting very weak and he felt it was his duty.

It was even lonelier after Herbert left. Other seals swam with the kraken but they were ordinary seals, not selkies; they did not know his thoughts as Herbert had done.

On a great rock, after another day of swimming, the kraken saw something he had been looking out for. A huge black bird with a yellow beak and yellow feet, huddled up and muddled-looking. He paused and looked directly at the unfortunate bird and, as the kraken’s eyes pierced his sadness, the boobrie came to himself again. He remembered that he had a wife who had been expecting eggs and that he had gone to look for food and got lost, and forgotten who he was and where he was going.

Now, as clear as daylight, the boobrie saw the Island and the nest by the loch and his partner waiting and waiting. Why, he might be a father by now … and he flapped his wings once and twice and a third time and then managed to lift himself off and to fly away.

And the kraken swam on.

By the third day Fabio and Minette were beginning to lose hope. They had tried everything they could think of to cheer up the little kraken. They used up all Art’s washing-up liquid to blow bubbles for him, they invented underwater games, they sang to him and told him stories, but nothing helped. The only thing you could say was that when they left him even for a moment he was worse; moaning more pitifully and watering the sea with his tears.

What worried them most was that he wouldn’t eat.

It wasn’t just ‘No soss,’ it was ‘No spag,’ though he had loved spaghetti, and ‘No burgs,’ even when Art soused the hamburgers with rich tomato sauce. They watched carefully to see if he was feeding himself from the seaweed and plants by the shore, but he wasn’t.

‘I can just see him getting thinner every minute,’ said Minette, who wasn’t looking exactly fat herself.

At teatime Aunt Etta came down to the shore and said enough was enough.

‘You’re to go up to the house and have hot baths and have your tea in the dining room. You look like something the cat’s brought in, both of you.’

‘No, please. We can’t leave him,’ said Minette. ‘We want to bring a tent down and spend the night on the beach.’

‘Better not keep Art waiting,’ was all Aunt Etta said.

So the children had their hot baths and went into the dining room. Art had laid out all their favourite things: sardines and cheese straws and chunks of pineapple on sticks.

And the cake tin was on the sideboard. Poor Art always put the cake tin on the sideboard. He put it out for breakfast and for lunch and for tea, hoping and hoping that someone would manage to eat another bun.

For if one can make seventy-two omelettes from one boobrie egg, it is quite amazing how many buns one can make. Art had made the buns look very beautiful: there were buns with pink icing and a cherry on top and buns with white icing and smarties on top and buns with brown icing and chocolate drops on top – but one by one the aunts and the children had stopped eating them. Boobrie buns are very filling and they just couldn’t get them down any more.

Now, as Fabio picked up the tin, Minette said ‘No! Absolutely not. I couldn’t!’

‘I know,’ said Fabio. ‘I couldn’t either. But I wonder …’

When they got back to the shore the children took no notice at all of the kraken. They sat down very close to the water’s edge and opened the cake tin. Fabio held up a white bun and Minette held up a pink bun. They pretended to eat them, making loud chewing noises.

‘Buns,’ said Fabio, rubbing his stomach.

And:
‘Buns
,’ said Minette, sighing with pleasure.

The kraken came closer and watched them.

The children went on pretending to eat buns.

The kraken edged closer still.

‘No buns for you,’ said Fabio. ‘You don’t like buns.’

An offended look spread over the kraken’s face. He was not used to being left out. He was half out of the water now, his head on the sand.

‘Buns?’ said the kraken, trying out the word.

Fabio shrugged. ‘Well, you can try one, I suppose, but you won’t like it.’ He picked out a white bun with a big cherry on top and held it up. The kraken studied it … opened his mouth … shut it. For a moment, nothing happened. Then a glow came into his golden eyes.

‘Buns,’ said the baby kraken. ‘Ah,
buns
!’ and opened his mouth once more …

When he had eaten seven buns Fabio turned to see Minette crouching on the sand. Her hands covered her face but he could see the tears squeezing out between her fingers.

‘Well, really,’ he said crossly. ‘You’d better
not
have children of your own if you’re going to be as wet as that.’

‘If you could go back now – if your parents came to fetch you away, what would you do?’ asked Fabio the next day.

Minette felt the familiar crunching in her stomach. Only what was the crunching about? Was it about whether her parents loved her and loved each other, or was it about something else …? Was it about going away from the Island?

‘How could we leave him?’ she said. ‘We’d have to stay till his father came back. It’s only a year and a day – less now. We’d have to stay that long, wouldn’t we?’

Fabio nodded. ‘That’s what I think. But if they find us …’

They had been playing ball with the little kraken in a rockpool, keeping a close watch because Walter was nearby and sometimes the kraken became muddled and thought the merbaby with his round bald head was a beach ball too.

‘I’m not ever going back to my grandparents,’ Fabio went on. ‘The ones in London, I mean. Not ever. If I have to leave the Island I’m going back to South America. I don’t know how, but I’m going.’

Minette nodded. He looked very small, sitting on a boulder with his hands round his knees, but she believed him. Both the children had changed since they came to the Island; they were stronger, and sunburnt, their hair thick and glossy with health.

‘Isn’t everything beautiful?’ said Minette, looking out across the bay. ‘Of course it was even before he came, but now …’

This was true. It was early summer now; the grass was studded with clover and ox-eye daisies; the rowan which sheltered the house was covered in new green leaves – but it was more than that. It was as though the great kraken’s blessing stayed with them, and would stay, even though he himself was gone.

Everyone felt it – and even fewer people went away! The naak did not go back to Estonia; the mermaids, though they had lost all traces of oil, stayed where they were – and the Sybil went on washing her feet.

After the kraken left the Captain had sent for his daughters.

‘I can die happy now,’ he said, ‘because I’ve seen him. So you can measure me up for my coffin.’

But when the aunts had gone away to cry and came back with a tape measure, they found him and the stoorworm taking tea together.

‘If my head is upstairs and my tail is downstairs, where is
me
?’ the stoorworm was asking, and it was clear that the old man had changed his mind about dying.

But down on the point, Herbert’s mother really was coming to the end of her life. She had chosen the Island as her Last Resting Place, which was a compliment because selkies are fussy about where they die.

‘I’m ready to go, Herbert,’ she said. ‘I’m ready to give myself to the waves.’

And Herbert said: ‘The time will come, Mother. Don’t hurry it.’ But he knew it would not be long now and that when the great kraken returned for his son, Herbert would be free to go away with him.

It was during these peaceful days that they were woken by a sound that was new to the Islanders: a proud and joyful squawking that sent the aunts and children running up the hill.

And there they were! Three chicks the size of bull terriers, their feathers still moist from the egg, their yellow beaks already open as they cheeped and wriggled for food.

‘More wheelbarrowing,’ was all Aunt Etta said, because with the male boobrie still away the mother would never manage to feed her chicks alone, but the aunts were almost as proud as the bird herself. Boobries have not bred where there are humans for hundreds of years.

Even Lambert had suddenly become almost nice and this was the most extraordinary thing of all. He did his work without grumbling, he ate his food – sometimes he even smiled.

‘He too has been touched by the spirit of the great kraken,’ said Myrtle, but Fabio disagreed.

‘If that creep is being nice there’ll be a reason,’ he said.

And he was absolutely right.

The battery of Lambert’s mobile had suddenly given a spurt of life and he had dialled his father’s number. The
Hurricane
was now steaming towards the Island and it so happened that Stanley Sprott heard his phone ringing down in the cabin and answered it.

Mr Sprott knew better than to ask his son anything sensible, like ‘What latitude and longitude are you on?’ or ‘Are there any submerged rocks near the entrance to the bay?’ – but there was one question he did ask.

‘Those women who are holding you prisoner – are they nudists?’

‘Eh?’ said Lambert, who did not know what nudists were.

‘Are they wearing clothes?’ Mr Sprott wanted to know.

Lambert thought about this. ‘Yes,’ he said. ‘They’re wearing clothes.’

‘And sheep? Are there a lot of sheep?’

Lambert said he didn’t think so. ‘Just a few on the hill.’ Then his battery began to play up again and he said frantically: ‘But you’re coming, aren’t you? You’re coming to fetch me?’

‘Yes, Lambert, I’m coming,’ said Mr Sprott.

It was after he talked to his father that Lambert changed. Soon now the
Hurricane
would come and his father would blow everyone to hell: the creepy aunts, the horrible children and the foul monsters who weren’t really there. When Lambert smiled now it was because that was what he was thinking about: all the people he hated lying dead in their own blood.

‘I feel sick,’ said Boo-Boo, leaning over the rail of the steamer.

‘I feel sick too,’ said the Little One. ‘I feel sicker than you.’

Aunt Dorothy looked at them with loathing. What she really wanted to do was throw them into the sea and make her own way to the Island. Doing good is all right when you are beating up restaurant owners or thumping people who are trapping rare animals for their skins, but doing good by taking on your sister’s horrible children is just stupid.

The steamer was hardly going up and down but now first Boo-Boo and then the Little One were sick and as soon as they’d finished they started worrying about whether they had messed up their clothes.

‘Etta is going to kill me when she sees them,’ thought Dorothy.

But though she would very much have liked to throw them both overboard she realized it could not be done so she took them down into the cabin and dabbed at the Little One’s velvet coat collar and Boo-Boo’s silly blazer, and told them to lie down till they landed.

But landing was only the beginning. After that they had to take a ferry to a smaller island and then they had to wait till the one fisherman who could be trusted not to gape or gawp or give away the secrets of the Island could take them across at night. There was no one else the aunts ever used – and just how sick these idiotic children would be in an open boat at night was anybody’s guess.