Mmm tasty: A funny collection of oddly translated, misspelt and simply rude menu items

BOOK: Mmm tasty: A funny collection of oddly translated, misspelt and simply rude menu items
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Mmm, tasty!

A funny collection of oddly translated, misspelt, & simply rude menu items

 

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© 2015 J. Collins

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CONTENTS

PART ONE – ODD TRANSLATIONS

PART TWO – MISSPELLINGS

PART THREE – RUDE ONES

PART ONE – ODD TRANSLATIONS

It’s hard to imagine that anyone has ever been tempted by a starter of:

And is anyone willing to take a chance on the:

How would you follow such a delicious starter? Perhaps with a main course of:

Or, if you’re looking for something to really get your teeth into, you might prefer some:

But if you’re in the mood for something lighter, you could always try the:

Perhaps with a tasty side order of:

Some restaurants, it seems, are keen to involve family members in their meals, such as the one that has on its menu:

Or the restaurant offering, for a very reasonable price:

When you’re concerned about how your food is prepared, it’s reassuring to find a restaurant that serves:

And what better way is there to finish an unforgettable meal than with a special dessert of:

PART TWO – MISSPELLINGS

Sometimes just one wrong letter can make all the difference, as with the coffee bar that invites you to:

Or the café that tempts customers with its:

And who hasn’t had a craving for a:

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