Miss Julia Stirs Up Trouble: A Novel (33 page)

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Whatever you do, don’t get slack about your dinner table. Once you permit your children to eat by the television, they’ll never learn any manners. They’ll ruin your rugs and carpets, too. Teach them table manners early by setting a proper table and expecting them to learn which fork to use and to chew with their mouths closed. Use your good china, sterling, and crystal at least on holidays, until they’re old enough to appreciate everyday use.

Teach them also the correct way to cut meat with a knife and fork. Nothing says poor raising like clasping a fork upright in your fist and holding the meat like it’s trying to get away from you.

And speaking of training children in the way they should go, little rhymes help to remind them. For instance, my children were trained to sit up straight and keep one hand in their laps by saying,

 

Mabel, Mabel, strong and able.

Get your elbows off the table.

There is also not one thing wrong with teaching children to say grace before they eat. A moment of prayer settles them down and makes for good digestion, besides teaching them to be thankful for what they have and especially for the hands that prepared it.

(Hazel Marie, this is a warning—LuAnne says she has a lot more helpful hints and will pass them along as soon as she thinks of them. So just thank her for her help, then do as you please. You know as much about gracious living as she does and probably more.)

List of Recipes

Best Chocolate Cake

Binkie’s Fresh Peach Cobbler

Binkie’s Law School Spaghetti

Binkie’s Mother’s Corn Chowder

Broccoli Casserole

Cheese Pudding

Christmas Cranberry Salad

Coleman’s Favorite Pie

Coleman’s Hamburgers on the Grill

Coleman’s Shish Kebabs

Company Grits

Cornbread Dressing

Cottage Cheese Salad

Emma Sue’s Famous Dump Cake

Emma Sue’s Good Beef Stew

Etta Mae’s Chicken Cacciatore

Etta Mae’s Granny’s Ritz Cracker Pie

Gazpacho

Good Salad

Helen Stroud’s Lasagna

Helen Stroud’s Shrimp Creole

James’s Orange-Dipped-Rolls

James’s Parmesan-Dipped-Chicken

Lime-Ginger Ale Punch

LuAnne’s Apricot Delight Cake

LuAnne’s Easy Pot Roast

LuAnne’s No-Cook Barbecue Sauce

Mildred’s Beef Stroganoff

Mildred’s Biscuit Tortoni

Miss Mattie’s Chicken and Rice Casserole

Miss Mattie’s Cheese Wafers

Miss Mattie’s Deviled Crab

Miss Mattie’s Heavenly Hash

Miss Mattie’s Hot Spiced Tea

Miss Mattie’s Lemon Dessert

My Dream Pie

Olive-Cheese Puffs

Pepperoni Quiche

Pineapple Upside-Down Cake

Poppy’s Turkey Tetrazzini

Rice Casserole

Salmon Croquettes

Sauce for Broccoli

Savory Succotash

Shrimp Cocktail Sauce

Squash Casserole

Thurlow’s Throw-Everything-In Soup

Toasted Pecans

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