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Authors: Jennifer Crusie

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“And Harold says you're up to no good,” Isolde said to her. “He
says you try anything funny, you'll get your head handed to you. The spirit world is nothing to fuck around with.”

Andie began to wish for a Harold of her own.

“You got a bathroom?” Isolde said to Andie, shoving her big black leather sling bag over her shoulder.

“Right this way.” Andie led her down the hall and through the door to the little hall by the library, but Isolde stopped her as soon as they were out of earshot.

“Kelly O'Keefe,” she said.

“Hag from hell,” Andie said.

“She believes in séances about as much as I believe in TV psychics.”

“I picked that up.”

Isolde looked at her, exasperated. “Then why are you letting her do this?”

“Because we really do have ghosts,” Andie said.

Isolde stared at her for a moment, and then nodded. “Okay, then. Fuck Kelly O'Keefe, let's find out about your ghosts.”

“Thank you,” Andie said, feeling some hope for the first time. “The Great Hall is this way—”

“After I go to the bathroom,” Isolde said.

“Whenever you're ready,” Andie said, pointing the way, and then she went to check on the kids, thinking,
I love this woman.

Especially if she was going to get rid of the goddamned ghosts.

Nine

Isolde's eyebrows climbed up her considerable forehead as she took in the three stories of fifteenth-century paneling in the Great Hall. “Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.”

“Pretty much,” Andie said, but Isolde was already going toward the table in the center of the room.

She put her bag on the table and looked around the hall again. “Couldn't find anyplace bigger, huh?”

“We have smaller rooms—” Andie began.

“I bet you do. Harold likes it. It'll do.” She sat down at the table. “So who's in?”

“Me,” Andie said, and sat down across from Isolde as Dennis and Southie took chairs on each side of her and Kelly copped the one between Southie and Isolde, saying, “This is so
exciting
!”

“Who's there?” Isolde said, nodding to the empty chair between Dennis and herself.

“That's an extra,” Andie said.

“Get rid of it,” Isolde said. “The last thing we want is the uninvited sitting in.”

Southie got up and dragged the chair over to the wall. It was a fairly long drag.

“So light the candles,” Isolde said, and Andie picked up the lighter and started on the one closest to her.

“Exactly what do the candles do?” Dennis said, trying for a neutral tone and missing.

“They make the people who put them on the table happy,” Isolde said. “Me, I don't care.”

Andie lit the last one and sat down again. It was growing dark now, the twilight deepening outside because of the storm, and the candlelight flickered on the ancient stone walls and made their faces seem disembodied.

“Who's he?” Isolde said, looking behind Andie, and Andie jerked around expecting to see something horrible and instead saw Bill and his camera.

“I just wanted some
footage,
” Kelly said brightly.

Isolde looked at her as if she'd just crawled out from under a rock. “My fee just doubled.”

“Oh.” Kelly smiled again, not amused but stuck. “Well, all right.”

Serves you right, you duplicitous, cheating child exploiter,
Andie thought.

Isolde shook her head. “Hold hands.”

“Why?” Dennis said, and Andie took his hand.

“Because people like it,” Isolde said. “You gonna be doing Twenty Questions all night?”

“I'm merely trying to ascertain your methods,” Dennis said, and Isolde snorted again.

“Okay,” she said, as Southie took Andie's other hand. “Here's how this works. You stay quiet. If you don't believe, try to be neutral so Harold can get through. It's hard enough without a bunch of snotty nonbelievers cramping his style. He's not a happy man to begin with.”

“Just who was Harold?” Dennis said, and Andie thought,
Give it a rest, Dennis, I need this
.

“Stockbroker,” Isolde said. “This is his second career. You done with the questions now?”

Dennis shrugged, and Isolde took a deep breath. “You all need to relax. So deep breaths, people. In . . .” She sucked in her breath and her already thin nostrils damn near disappeared under the pressure. “. . . and out. In . . .”

“Hypnosis,” Dennis whispered in Andie's ear. “She's probably got all kinds of tricks hidden under that blouse.”

Andie looked at Isolde. The only thing under her blouse were her considerable breasts and her even larger shoulder pads. “I don't think so.”

“Are the two of you done?” Isolde said, glaring at them again. “Because I'm trying to work here. Harold's getting fed up, and if he leaves, it's over.”

“Sorry,” Andie said. “Really sorry.” She sucked in her breath to show that she was a team player, and Isolde went back to anesthetizing the table.

After what seemed like an eternity, Isolde said, “Harold, I'm getting old here. What have we got?”

There was a sharp knocking and the whole table except for Isolde jerked back.

“Oh,
my God
! It's the
spirits
!” Kelly said.

“It's your front door,” Isolde said, her voice flat. “This keeps up, Harold's going out for a cigarette and not coming back.”

“I'll get it,” Andie said, and got up.

When she opened the door, she saw a tall blond man in the darkness holding out his arms to her, and her heart did a little surge for a split second until she realized it was Will.

“What are you
doing here
?” she said, annoyed.

“Andie, this is no way to end things,” Will said, coming in, still trying to hug her. “I tried to call you back, and your phone is out—”

“Look, I told you
not
to come,” Andie said, ducking his embrace as she closed the door behind him. “I'm
busy.

“North's here, isn't he?”

“No. We're having a séance. You can come in, but you have to be quiet.”

“A
séance
? What the—”

“I don't have time to explain this right now. Come in and don't talk, or go home.” She went down the hall and heard him following her.

“So who's this?” Isolde said as they came in and Andie dragged the extra chair back to the table.

“This is Will Spenser,” Andie said. “He's not invited but he'll be quiet.”

Will shot her a sharp look, but he pulled the extra chair over and sat down.

“Will
Spenser
?” Kelly said, flashing her teeth at him. “The
writer
? We
must talk.

Will looked at her politely until Andie said, “This is Kelly O'Keefe from Channel Twelve,” and then he smiled back.
Good PR,
Andie thought and ignored both of them.

“Another unbeliever,” Isolde said, looking at Will. “You're killing me here.” She tilted her head at him. “Okay, look, Sparky, you gotta lose that anger or you're out of here. Ghosts'll grab on to that emotion like it was a porterhouse with a side of cheese fries. We want to talk to them, not feed them.”

“I'm not angry,” Will said.

“Right.” Isolde turned back to the table. “Okay. Hold hands.”

Will glared again as Dennis and Isolde took his hands, but that was his problem. Andie concentrated on Isolde and the breathing. After a shorter time, Isolde nodded.

“Okay. They're here. Two of them.”

“I thought there might be three,” Andie said. “Two women and a man?”

“Harold says two,” Isolde said. “You want to argue?”

“No.” Andie looked around, but she couldn't see anything. “Can he ask them to leave?”

“We just got them here,” Isolde said.

“No, I want them out of
the house,
” Andie said, and Will said, “What the hell, you
believe this stuff
?”

“Nice job, asshole,” Isolde said to him. “Harold lost one of them.” She closed her eyes again. “Harold, what's going on?”

There was a loud knock, and Kelly said, “What does
that
mean?”

“It means there's somebody else at your fucking door,” Isolde said.

“I'll
get it,
” Andie said, pushing back her chair.

She made the trek down the hall and opened the door and saw her mother, looking damp and frazzled.

“Baby!” Flo said, coming in. “What's going on? The cards are going crazy and I can't get you on the phone!” She pulled off her Ohio State bomber jacket, shook the rain off it, and handed it to Andie. “And then I almost died on that driveway. Plus the storm is
terrible
. This is just so bad.”

“We're having a séance,” Andie said, giving up.

“A séance!” Flo picked up speed down the hall and turned into the archway, following the candlelight. “Oh, wonderful.”

“This is my mother, Flo Miller,” Andie said as they reached the table. “Flo, this is Isolde Hammersmith.”

“Oh, it's a pleasure,” Flo said, sticking out her hand. “I've heard so much about you.”

“Hello, Flo,” Will said, getting up, but Flo frowned at him and said, “What are you doing here?” before she went back to smiling at Isolde.

Isolde held on to Flo's hand for a minute. “You can stay.” She nodded at Will. “He has to go.”

“Wait a minute,” Will said, but Andie said, “Come on, Will, you
can meet Carter and Alice,” and he followed her out of the Great Hall and down the corridor to the library.

“Have you lost your mind?” he said. “You can't believe in this, this is crazy.”

Andie gritted her teeth and kept walking. “I told you not to come and you barged in here anyway, and now you're calling me crazy without even getting my side of the story?”

Will looked taken aback. “I'm just saying . . . ghosts? That woman is a charlatan.”

“Kelly? Yeah, I know.”

“No, the medium. Kelly O'Keefe is a professional.”

“Oh, good,” Andie said as they reached the library. “You can bond with her later. For now, meet the kids. Don't upset them.” She opened the library door and shoved him in.

Then she went back to the Great Hall. He could sink or swim with Alice and Carter. That's what he deserved for not listening to her.

“This one's a good one,” Isolde told Andie, jerking her head at Flo as she sat down. “We can work now.”

“Great,” Andie said, and took Dennis's hand as Southie took her other one.

“So let's breathe,” Isolde said, and they did another couple minutes of hyperventilating until she said, “Harold says they're here. Three of them. He says one of them is hot.”

“So they're real?” Flo said. “How exciting!”

“There are
ghosts
here?” Kelly said, her voice too bright to be honest. “You
really believe
there are
ghosts
here?”

“There are no such things as ghosts,” Dennis intoned, sounding at the limit of his patience.

“Tell them to go,” Andie said to Isolde.

“Have some respect, they just got here,” Isolde said to Andie.

“They're squatters. Tell them to get the hell out.”

Isolde shook her head. “They've been here longer than you have.”

“How long would that
be
?” Kelly said to Andie. “You know, generally speaking.”

“I don't care how long they've been here,” Andie said. “It's time to move on. Tell them to go toward the light.”

“They're tied here,” Isolde said, her voice serious now. “Harold says the man feels . . . injustice.” She listened for a minute. “This is his house. To him, you're squatters.”

“I'll get the paperwork and show him,” Andie said, looking around for a supernatural squatter. Nothing. Damn.

Isolde listened again. “No. You don't own the house.”

“No, I don't,” Andie said. “But—”

“Then he doesn't care about you,” Isolde said, and Andie started to say something and then stopped because Isolde was listening again. “Oh. Oh, boy.”

“Now what?” Andie said.

“There's a woman. She's looking for her baby.”

“Baby?”
Kelly said, leaning forward. “There's a
baby
?”

“There's no baby,” Andie snapped at her.

“She lost it a long time ago.” Isolde was deathly serious now, all the sneer gone from her face. “There's a child here.”

“Alice and Carter.”

“She wants Alice,” Isolde said, her face grim. “She thinks Alice is the baby she lost. She'll never give up Alice.”

“Oh,
no,
” Flo said, horrified.

“Fascinating,”
Kelly said, avid.

“It's all right,” Dennis said, bored now. “None of this is real.”

“The hell she won't give up Alice.” Andie looked around the room. “Okay, wherever you are, you cannot have Alice. Alice is
mine.

Something moved behind Isolde in the darkness.

“Don't do that,” Isolde said sharply, and then the knocking started again.
“Damn it.”

“She can't have Alice,” Andie told Isolde. “Tell her to get the hell away from my kids.”

“Get the door,” Isolde told her quietly. “And get control of yourself. This is very bad.”

Kelly leaned forward again. “So the ghosts want the
children
?”

Andie stood up. “Just tell me how to get rid of them,” she said to Isolde, and then she looked at Kelly. “I'm telling you now, if any of this ends up on television, I am kicking your ass from here to Cleveland. I know you're wiry and you probably fight dirty, but I have size and rage on my side, so don't cross me.”

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