Manslations (27 page)

I am especially grateful to Liz, without whom I probably wouldn't do much of anything at all.

about the author

J
eff Mac was born and raised in Connecticut, but left as soon as he found out you were allowed to. He went to the North Carolina School of the Arts where a fantastic education in classical acting was almost completely wasted upon him. A true jack of no trades, Jeff has been a computer programmer, the voice of a roll of toilet paper in TV commercials, and a mock patient for the purposes of training medical students. He spent several years as a stand-up comic, and was ultimately featured on Comedy Central's
Live at Gotham
. He is, to date, the only winner of the Mr. Lower East Side Pageant ever to face an impeachment trial. Several less-than-perfect relationships (and one great one) later, Jeff writes dating advice for women at www.manslations.com. He lives in an absurdly small apartment in Brooklyn with his lovely lady.