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Authors: Katherine Mansfield

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“Do not disturb yourself, Master. He will come and sit down when he wants to. He likes—he likes—it is his habit… Oh, but my husband will be ever so happy to serve you. He will tell you anything, do anything for you… My husband… My husband…”

Her voice murmured, murmured, mixed with the alien song. It was never still. So great was his heavenly happiness as he stood there in the belly of the Master's craft he wished he might live for ever.

The Garden Party

And after all the weather was ideal. They could not have had a more perfect day for a garden party if they had ordered it. Windless, warm, the sky without a sign of the monstrous, winged bloodsuckers that had so tainted the early spring. Only the blue was veiled with a haze of light gold, as it is sometimes in early summer. The gardener had been up since dawn in his cumbersome steam-powered Leviathan suit, mowing the lawns and sweeping the perimeter, until the grass and the dark flat rosettes where the daisy plants had been seemed to shine and the crawling, stinging creatures which battered at the gate were charred quite to a crisp and piled up neatly for collection. As for the roses, you could not help feeling they understood that roses are the only flowers that impress people at garden parties; the only flowers that everybody is certain of knowing. Hundreds, yes, literally hundreds, had come out in a single night; the green bushes bowed down as though they had been visited by archangels.

Breakfast was not yet over before the men came to put up the marquee.

“Where do you want the marquee put, Mother?”

“My dear child, it's no use asking me. I'm determined to leave everything to you children this year. Forget I am your mother. Treat me as an honoured guest.”

But Meg could not possibly go and supervise the men. She had washed her hair before breakfast, and she sat drinking her coffee in a green turban, with a dark wet curl stamped on each cheek. Jose, the butterfly, always came down in a silk petticoat and a kimono-jacket.

“You'll have to go, Laura; you're the artistic one.”

Away Laura flew, still holding her piece of bread-and-butter. It's so delicious to have an excuse for eating out of doors, and besides, she loved having to arrange things; she always felt she could do it so much better than anybody else.

Four men in their reticulated power frames and shirt-sleeves stood grouped together on the garden path. They carried staves covered with rolls of canvas, and the big cogs and gears in their suits let out soft whirrs and ticking. They looked impressive. Laura wished now that she had not got the bread-and-butter, but there was nowhere to put it, and she couldn't possibly throw it away. She blushed and tried to look severe and even a little bit short-sighted as she came up to them.

“Good morning,” she said, copying her mother's voice. But that sounded so fearfully affected that she was ashamed, and stammered like a little girl, “Oh—er—have you come—is it about the marquee?”

“That's right, miss,” said the tallest of the men, a lanky, freckled fellow, and he shifted his tool-bag, knocked back the visor of his power suit, and smiled down at her. “That's about it.”

His smile was so easy, so friendly that Laura recovered. What nice eyes he had, small, but such a dark blue! And now she looked at the others, they were smiling too. “Cheer up, we won't bite,” their smiles seemed to say. How very nice workmen were! And what a beautiful morning! She mustn't mention the morning; she must be business-like. The marquee.

“Well, what about the lily-lawn? Would that do?”

And she pointed to the lily-lawn with the hand that didn't hold the bread-and-butter. They turned, they stared in the direction. A little fat chap thrust out his under-lip, and the tall fellow frowned.

“I don't fancy it,” said he. “Not conspicuous enough. You see, with a thing like a marquee,” and he turned to Laura in his easy way, “you want to put it somewhere where it'll give you a bang slap in the eye, if you follow me. And, away from the fence too. Less chance of something getting into the grounds unseen.”

Laura's upbringing made her wonder for a moment whether it was quite respectful of a workman to talk to her of bangs slap in the eye. But she did quite follow him.

“A corner of the tennis-court,” she suggested. “But the band's going to be in one corner.”

“H'm, going to have a band, are you?” said another of the workmen. He was pale. He had a haggard look as his dark eyes scanned the tennis-court. What was he thinking?

“Only a very small band,” said Laura gently. Perhaps he wouldn't mind so much if the band was quite small. But the tall fellow interrupted.

“Look here, miss, that's the place. Against those trees. Over there. That'll do fine.”

Against the karakas. Then the karaka-trees would be hidden. And they were so lovely, with their broad, gleaming leaves, and their clusters of yellow fruit. They were like trees you imagined growing on a desert island, proud, solitary, lifting their leaves and fruits to the sun in a kind of silent splendour. Must they be hidden by a marquee?

They must. Already the men had shouldered their staves and were making for the place. Only the tall fellow was left. He bent down, pinched a sprig of lavender, put his thumb and fore-finger to his nose and snuffed up the smell. When Laura saw that gesture she forgot all about the karakas in her wonder at him caring for things like that—caring for the smell of lavender. How many men that she knew would have done such a thing? Oh, how extraordinarily nice workmen were, she thought. Why couldn't she have workmen for her friends rather than the silly boys she danced with and who came to Sunday night supper? She would get on much better with men like these.

It's all the fault, she decided, as the tall fellow drew something on the back of an envelope, something that was to be looped up or left to hang, of these absurd class distinctions. Well, for her part, she didn't feel them. Not a bit, not an atom… And now there came the chock-chock of pneumatic hammers firing from the arm-casings of their suits. Someone whistled, someone sang out, “Are you right there, matey?” “Matey!” The friendliness of it, the—the—Just to prove how happy she was, just to show the tall fellow how at home she felt, and how she despised stupid conventions, Laura took a big bite of her bread-and-butter as she stared at the little drawing. She felt just like a work-girl.

“Laura, Laura, where are you? Telephone, Laura!” a voice cried from the house.

“Coming!” Away she skimmed, over the lawn, up the path, up the steps, across the veranda, and into the porch. In the hall her father and Laurie were loading their rifles and donning their armoured suits ready to go to the office.

“I say, Laura,” said Laurie very fast, “you might just give a squiz at my coat before this afternoon. See if it wants pressing.”

“I will,” said she. Suddenly she couldn't stop herself. She ran at Laurie and gave him a small, quick squeeze. “Oh, I do love parties, don't you?” gasped Laura.

“Ra-ther,” said Laurie's warm, boyish voice, and he squeezed his sister too, and gave her a gentle push. “Dash off to the telephone, old girl.”

The telephone. “Yes, yes; oh yes. Kitty? Good morning, dear. Come to lunch? Do, dear. Delighted of course. It will only be a very scratch meal—just the sandwich crusts and broken meringue-shells and what's left over. Yes, isn't it a perfect morning? Your white? Oh, I certainly should. One moment—hold the line. Mother's calling.” And Laura sat back. “What, Mother? Can't hear.”

Mrs Sheridan's voice floated down the stairs. “Tell her to wear that sweet hat she had on last Sunday.”

“Mother says you're to wear that sweet hat you had on last Sunday. Good. One o'clock. Bye-bye.”

Laura put back the receiver, flung her arms over her head, took a deep breath, stretched, and let them fall. “Huh,” she sighed, and the moment after the sigh she sat up quickly. She was still, listening. All the doors in the house seemed to be open. The house was alive with soft, quick steps and running voices. The green baize door that led to the kitchen regions swung open and shut with a muffled thud. And now there came a long, chuckling, absurd sound. It was the heavy piano being moved on its stiff castors. But the air! If you stopped to notice, was the air always like this? Little faint winds were playing chase, in at the tops of the windows, out at the doors. And there were two tiny spots of sun, one on the inkpot, one on a silver photograph frame, playing too. Darling little spots. Especially the one on the inkpot lid. It was quite warm. A warm little silver star. She could have kissed it.

The front door bell pealed, and there sounded the rustle of Sadie's print skirt on the stairs. A man's voice murmured; Sadie answered, careless, “I'm sure I don't know. Wait. I'll ask Mrs Sheridan.”

“What is it, Sadie?” Laura came into the hall.

“It's the florist, Miss Laura.”

It was, indeed. There, just inside the door, stood a wide, shallow tray full of pots of pink lilies. No other kind. Nothing but lilies—canna lilies, big pink flowers, wide open, radiant, almost frighteningly alive on bright crimson stems.

“O-oh, Sadie!” said Laura, and the sound was like a little moan. She crouched down as if to warm herself at that blaze of lilies; she felt they were in her fingers, on her lips, growing in her breast.

“It's some mistake,” she said faintly. “Nobody ever ordered so many. Sadie, go and find mother.”

But at that moment Mrs Sheridan joined them.

“It's quite right,” she said calmly. “Yes, I ordered them. Aren't they lovely?” She pressed Laura's arm. “I was passing the shop yesterday, and I saw them in the window. And I suddenly thought for once in my life I shall have enough canna lilies. The garden party will be a good excuse. If any bees should get a scent of them we shall just have to have a shooting party, or get Hans out in the Leviathan.”

“But I thought you said you didn't mean to interfere,” said Laura. Sadie had gone. The florist's man was still outside at his armoured van. She put her arm round her mother's neck and gently, very gently, she bit her mother's ear.

“My darling child, you wouldn't like a logical mother, would you? Don't do that. Here's the man.”

He carried more lilies still, another whole tray.

“Bank them up, just inside the door, on both sides of the porch, please,” said Mrs Sheridan. “Don't you agree, Laura?”

“Oh, I do, mother.”

In the drawing-room Meg, Jose, and good little Hans had at last succeeded in moving the piano.

“Now, if we put this chesterfield against the wall and move everything out of the room except the chairs, don't you think?”

“Quite.”

“Hans, move these tables into the smoking-room, and bring a sweeper to take these marks off the carpet and—one moment, Hans—” Jose loved giving orders to the servants, and they loved obeying her. She always made them feel they were taking part in some drama. “Tell mother and Miss Laura to come here at once.”

“Very good, Miss Jose.”

She turned to Meg. “I want to hear what the piano sounds like, just in case I'm asked to sing this afternoon. Let's try over ‘This life is Weary.' ”

Pom!
Ta-ta-ta
Tee
-ta! The piano burst out so passionately that Jose's face changed. She clasped her hands. She looked mournfully and enigmatically at her mother and Laura as they came in.

“This Life is
Wee
-ary,

A Tear—a Sigh.

A Love that
Chan
-ges,

This Life is
Wee
-ary,

A Tear—a Sigh.

A Love that
Chan
-ges,

And then… Good-bye!”

But at the word ‘good-bye', and although the piano sounded more desperate than ever, her face broke into a brilliant, dreadfully unsympathetic smile.

“Aren't I in good voice, Mummy?” she beamed.

“This Life is
Wee
-ary,

Hope comes to Die.

A Dream—a
Wa
-kening.”

But now Sadie interrupted them. “What is it, Sadie?”

“If you please, M'm, Cook says have you got the flags for the sandwiches?”

“The flags for the sandwiches, Sadie?” echoed Mrs Sheridan dreamily. And the children knew by her face that she hadn't got them. “Let me see.” And she said to Sadie firmly, “Tell Cook I'll let her have them in ten minutes.”

Sadie went.

“Now, Laura,” said her mother quickly, “come with me into the smoking-room. I've got the names somewhere on the back of an envelope. You'll have to write them out for me. Meg, go upstairs this minute and take that wet thing off your head. Jose, run and finish dressing this instant. Do you hear me, children, or shall I have to tell your father when he comes home to-night? And—and, Jose, pacify Cook if you do go into the kitchen, will you? I'm terrified of her this morning.”

The envelope was found at last behind the dining-room clock, though how it had got there Mrs Sheridan could not imagine.

“One of you children must have stolen it out of my bag, because I remember vividly—cream cheese and lemon-curd. Have you done that?”

“Yes.”

“Egg and—” Mrs Sheridan held the envelope away from her. “It looks like mice. It can't be mice, can it?”

“Olive, pet,” said Laura, looking over her shoulder.

“Yes, of course, olive. What a horrible combination it sounds. Egg and olive.”

They were finished at last, and Laura took them off to the kitchen. She found Jose there pacifying the cook, who did not look at all terrifying.

“I have never seen such exquisite sandwiches,” said Jose's rapturous voice. “How many kinds did you say there were, Cook? Fifteen?”

“Fifteen, Miss Jose.”

“Well, Cook, I congratulate you.”

Cook swept up crusts with the long sandwich knife, and smiled broadly.

“Godber's has come,” announced Sadie, issuing out of the pantry. She had seen the man pass the window.

That meant the cream puffs had come. Godber's were famous for their cream puffs. Nobody ever thought of making them at home.

“Bring them in and put them on the table, my girl,” ordered Cook.

Sadie brought them in and went back to the door. Of course Laura and Jose were far too grown-up to really care about such things. All the same, they couldn't help agreeing that the puffs looked very attractive. Very. Cook began arranging them, shaking off the extra icing sugar.

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