Authors: E. F. Benson
Georgie saw the difference in her at once when he arrived for dinner that evening. She was sitting outside in Perdita's garden and for the first time hailed him as of old in brilliant Italian.
â
Buona sera, caro
,' she said. â
Come sta
?'
â
Molto bene
,' he answered, âand what a
caldo
day. I've brought a little music across with me in case you felt inclined. Mozartino.'
âWhat a good idea! We will have
un po' di musica
afterwards, but I've got
tanto, tanto
to talk to you about. Come in: dinner will be ready. Any news?'
âLet me think,' he said. âNo, I don't think there's much. I've got rather a bruised shoulder where Daisy knighted me the other day â'
âDear Daisy!' said Lucia. âA little heavy-handed sometimes, don't you find? Not a light touch. She was in here this morning talking about the fête. She urged me to take part in it. What part do you think she suggested, Georgie? You'll never guess.'
âI never should have, if she hadn't told me,' he said. âThe most ludicrous thing I ever heard.'
Lucia sighed.
âI'm afraid not much more ludicrous than her being Queen Elizabeth,' she said. âDaisy on a palfrey addressing her troops! Georgie dear, think of it! It sounds like that rather vulgar game called “Consequences”. Daisy, I am afraid, has got tipsy with excitement at the thought of being a queen. She is running amok, and she will make a deplorable exhibition of herself, and Riseholme will become the laughing-stock of all
those American tourists who come here in August to see our lovely Elizabethan village. The village will be all right, but what of Elizabeth?
Tacete un momento
, Georgie.
Le domestiche
.'
Georgie's Italian was rusty after so much disuse, but he managed to translate this sentence to himself, and unerringly inferred that Lucia did not want to pursue the subject while Grosvenor, the parlourmaid, and her colleague were in the room.
â
Sicuro
,' he said, and made haste to help himself to his fish. The
domestiche
thereupon left the room again, to be summoned back by the stroke of a silver bell in the shape of a pomander which nestled among pepper- and mustard-pots beside Lucia. Almost before the door had closed on their exit, Lucia began to speak again.
âOf course after poor Daisy's suggestion I shall take no part myself in this fête,' she said; âand even if she besought me on her knees to play Queen Elizabeth, I could not dream of doing so. She cannot deprive me of what I may call a proper pride, and since she has thought good to offer me the role of Drake's wife, who, she hastened to explain, only came on for one moment and curtsied to her, and then retired into the ranks of men-at-arms and ladies-in-waiting again, my sense of dignity, of which I have still some small fragments left, would naturally prevent me from taking any part in the performance, even at the end of a barge-pole. But I am sorry for Daisy, since she knows her own deficiencies so little, and I shall mourn for Riseholme if the poor thing makes such a mess of the whole affair as she most indubitably will if she is left to organize it herself. That's all.'
It appeared, however, that there was a little more, for Lucia quickly finished her fish, and continued at once.
âSo after what she said to me this morning, I cannot myself offer to help her, but if you like to do so, Georgie, you can tell her â not from me, mind, but from your own impression â that you think I should be perfectly willing to coach her and make the best I can of her as the embodiment of great Queen Bess. Something might be done with her. She is short, but so was the Queen. She has rather bad teeth, but that doesn't matter,
for the Queen had the same. Again she is not quite a lady, but the Queen also had a marked strain of vulgarity and bourgeoisie. There was a coarse fibre in the Tudors, as I have always maintained. All this, dear Georgie, is to the good. If dear Daisy will only not try to look tall, and if she will smile a good deal, and behave naturally these are advantages, real advantages. But in spite of them Daisy will merely make herself and Riseholme silly if she does not manage to get hold of some semblance of dignity and queenship. Little gestures, little turnings of the head, little graciousnesses; all that acting means. I thought it out in those dear old days when we began to plan it, and, as I say, I shall be happy to give poor Daisy all the hints I can, if she will come and ask me to do so. But mind, Georgie, the suggestion must not come from me. You are at liberty to say that you think I possibly might help her, but nothing more than that.
Capite
?'
This Italian word, not understanded of the people, came rather late, for already Lucia had struck the bell, as, unconsciously, she was emphasizing her generous proposal, and Grosvenor and her satellite had been in the room quite a long time. Concealment from
le domestiche
was therefore no longer possible. In fact both Georgie and Lucia had forgotten about the
domestiche
altogether.
âThat's most kind of you, Lucia,' said Georgie. âBut you know what Daisy is. As obstinate as â'
âAs a palfrey,' interrupted Lucia.
âYes, quite. Certainly I'll tell her what you say, or rather suggest what you might say if she asked you to coach her, but I don't believe it will be any use. The whole fête has become an awful bore. There are six weeks yet before it's held, and she wants to practise knighting me every day, and has processions up and down her garden, and she gets all the tradesmen in the place to walk before her as halberdiers and sea-captains, when they ought to be attending to their businesses and chopping meat and milking cows. Everyone's sick of it. I wish you would take it over, and be Queen yourself. Oh, I forgot, I promised Daisy I wouldn't encourage you. Dear me, how awful!'
Lucia laughed, positively laughed. This was an enormous improvement on the pensive smiles.
âNot awful at all,
Georgino mio
,' she said. âI can well imagine poor Daisy's feverish fear that I should try to save her from being ridiculous. She loves being ridiculous, dear thing; it's a complex with her â that wonderful new book of Freud's which I must read â and subconsciously she pines to be ridiculous on as large a scale as possible. But as for my taking it over, that's quite out of the question. To begin with, I don't suppose I shall be here. Twelfth of August isn't it? Grouse-shooting opens in Scotland and bear-baiting at Riseholme.'
âNo, that was given up,' said Georgie. âI opposed it throughout on the committee. I said that even if we could get a bear at all, it wouldn't be baited if it didn't get angry â'
Lucia interrupted.
âAnd that if it did get angry it would be awful,' she put in.
âYes. How did you know I said that?' asked Georgie. âRather neat, wasn't it?'
âVery neat indeed,
caro
,' said she. âI knew you said it because Daisy told me she had said it herself.'
âWhat a cheat!' said Georgie indignantly.
Lucia looked at him wistfully.
âAh, you mustn't think hardly of poor dear Daisy,' she said. âCheat is too strong a word. Just a little envious, perhaps, of bright clever things that other people say, not being very quick herself.'
âAnyhow, I shall tell her that I know she has bagged my joke,' said he.
âMy dear, not worth while. You'll make quantities of others. All so trivial, Georgie, not worth noticing. Beneath you.'
Lucia leaned forward with her elbows on the table, quite in the old braced way, instead of drooping.
âBut we've got far more important things to talk about than Daisy's little pilferings,' she said. âWhere shall I begin?'
âFrom the beginning,' said Georgie greedily. He had not felt so keen about the affairs of daily life since Lucia had buried herself in her bereavement.
âWell, the real beginning was this morning,' she said, âwhen I saw something in
The Times.
'
âMore than I did,' said Georgie. âWas it about Riseholme or the fête? Daisy said she was going to write a letter to
The Times
about it?'
âI must have missed that,' said Lucia, âunless by any chance they didn't put it in. No, not about the fête, nor about Riseholme. Very much not about Riseholme. Georgie, do you remember a woman who stayed at the Ambermere Arms one summer called Miss Mapp?'
Georgie concentrated.
âI remember the name, because she was rather globular, like a map of the world,' he said. âOh, wait a moment: something's coming back to me. Large, with a great smile. Teeth.'
âYes, that's the one,' cried Lucia. âThere's telepathy going on, Georgie. We're suggesting to each other ⦠Rather like a hyena, a handsome hyena. Not hungry now but might be.'
âYes. And talked about a place called Tilling, where she had a Queen Anne house. We rather despised her for that. Oh, yes, and she came to a garden-party of mine. And I know when it was, too. It was that summer when you invented saying “Au reservoir” instead of “
Au revoir
”. We all said it for about a week and then got tired of it. Miss Mapp came here just about then, because she picked it up at my garden-party. She stopped quite to the end, eating quantities of red-currant fool, and saying that she had inherited a recipe from her grandmother which she would send me. She did, too, and my cook said it was rubbish. Yes: it was the au reservoir year, because she said au reservoir to everyone as they left, and told me she would take it back to Tilling. That's the one. Why?'
âGeorgie, your memory's marvellous,' said Lucia. âNow about the advertisement I saw in
The Times
. Miss Mapp is letting her Queen Anne house called Mallards, h. & c. and old-world garden, for August and September. I want you to drive over with me to-morrow and see it. I think that very likely, if it's at all what I hope, I shall take it.'
âNo!' cried Georgie. âWhy of course I'll drive there with you to-morrow. What fun! But it will be too awful if you go away for two months. What shall I do? First there's Olga not coming back for a year, and now you're thinking of going
away, and there'll be nothing left for me except my croquet and being Drake.'
Lucia gave him one of those glances behind which lurked so much purpose, which no doubt would be disclosed at the proper time. The bees were astir once more in the hive, and presently they would stream out for swarmings or stingings or honey-harvesting ⦠It was delightful to see her looking like that again.
âGeorgie, I want change,' she said, âand though I'm much touched at the idea of your missing me, I think I must have it. I want to get roused up again and shaken and made to tick. Change of air, change of scene, change of people. I don't suppose anyone alive has been more immersed than I in the spacious days of Elizabeth, or more devoted to Shakespearian tradition and environment â perhaps I ought to except Sir Sidney Lee, isn't it? â than I, but I want for the present anyhow to get away from it, especially when poor Daisy is intending to make this deplorable public parody of all that I have held sacred so long.'
Lucia swallowed three or four strawberries as if they had been pills and took a gulp of water.
âI don't think I could bear to be here for all the rehearsals,' she said; âto look out from the rue and honeysuckle of my sweet garden and see her on her palfrey addressing her lieges of Riseholme, and making them walk in procession in front of her. It did occur to me this morning that I might intervene, take the part of the Queen myself, and make a pageant such as I had planned in those happy days, which would have done honour to the great age and credit to Riseholme, but it would spoil the dream of Daisy's life, and one must be kind. I wash my hands of it all, though of course I shall allow her to dress here, and the procession to start from my house. She wanted that, and she shall have it, but of course she must state on the programmes that the procession starts from Mrs Philip Lucas's house. It would be too much that the visitors, if there are any, should think that my beautiful Hurst belongs to Daisy. And, as I said, I shall be happy to coach her, and see if I can do anything with her. But I won't be here for the fête, and I must be somewhere and that's why I'm thinking of Tilling.'
They had moved into the music-room where the bust of Shakespeare stood among its vases of flowers, and the picture of Lucia by Tancred Sigismund, looking like a chessboard with some arms and legs and eyes sticking out of it, hung on the wall. There were Georgie's sketches there, and the piano was open, and
Beethoven's Days of Boyhood
was lying on the table with the paper-knife stuck between its leaves, and there was animation about the room once more.
Lucia seated herself in the chair that might so easily have come from Anne Hathaway's cottage, though there was no particular reason for supposing that it did.
âGeorgie, I am beginning to feel alive again,' she said. âDo you remember what wonderful Alfred says in
Maud
? “My life hath crept so long on a broken wing.” That's what my life has been doing, but now I'm not going to creep any more. And just for the time, as I say, I'm “off” the age of Elizabeth, partly poor Daisy's fault, no doubt. But there were other ages, Georgie, the age of Pericles, for instance. Fancy sitting at Socrates's feet or Plato's, and hearing them talk while the sun set over Salamis or Pentelicus. I must rub up my Greek, Georgie. I used to know a little Greek at one time, and if I ever manage any tableaux again, we must have the death of Agamemnon. And then there's the age of Anne. What a wonderful time, Pope and Addison! So civilized, so cultivated. Their routs and their tea-parties and rapes of the lock. With all the greatness and splendour of the Elizabethan age, there must have been a certain coarseness and crudity about them. No one reveres it more than I, but it is a mistake to remain in the same waters too long. There comes a tide in the affairs of men, which, if you don't nip it in the bud, leads on to boredom.'