London Calling (40 page)

‘Yes!’ She mimicked him, without much enthusiasm.

Xavier tugged on the girl’s hair, forcing her to turn and face him, so that he could enjoy the mixture of confusion and boredom in her eyes.
You’ll never have much of a career in porno movies
, he thought, slapping her hard on the buttocks.

‘Faster!’

‘Yes! Yes!’ She thrust backwards with such vigour that it almost knocked him off his feet.

‘For God’s sake!’ Slipping out, Xavier closed his eyes and inhaled deeply the smell of shit. Smearing the girl’s bodily waste along the length of his shaft, he started stroking himself vigorously. After a few moments, he brought up an image of Yulexis, on her knees, tickling his balls while she sucked him off like an angel on crack. Almost immediately, he felt himself quiver uncontrollably. Pushing himself back inside the girl, he lent forward and started pawing at her chest.

‘Oh, sweet Jesus!’

‘Was that good, Xavier? Better than me?’

He opened his eyes. The real Yulexis was standing before them, a very nasty-looking kitchen knife in her hand and hatred blazing in her eyes. As she raised the weapon, Xavier thought that he could finally make out the increased curve of her stomach. Had she refused to go to Harley Street? Or had he simply forgotten to make that appointment for her abortion?

As he struggled to recall, Yulexis hammered the blade into his chest. There was a sickening crack as she forced the steel through his breastbone. With the knife stuck firmly in his chest, Xavier collapsed, a confused expression on his face, blood rapidly staining his shirt.
But I was thinking of you,
screamed a voice in his head.
I was thinking of you!
 

The girl looked pained rather than scared. Standing up, she pulled down her dress and involuntarily passed wind. Yulexis wrinkled her nose at the stench of excrement, but said nothing. Blushing, the girl looked at Xavier’s crumpled body lying on the floor.

‘Is he dead?’ she asked.

‘I truly hope so,’ said Yulexis, carefully feeling her bump. ‘It’s the very least that the sick bastard deserves.’

After escaping from Snowdon, Carlyle wandered aimlessly up Marylebone High Street. Stopping at a café, he ordered a takeaway latte. From a radio behind the counter came a round-up of the day’s news. After the soap opera of the election, it was back to business as usual. The world was not going to dramatically change.

The presenter rushed through the stories, as if not wishing to delay the adverts.

‘The aide to Prime Minister Edgar Carlton, who accidentally drowned in an election night tragedy, has finally been officially identified.’

But William Murray did not even merit a name check.

‘And Spandau Ballet are to regroup for a series of concerts in the autumn.’

Spandau fucking Ballet
, Carlyle, thought.
Jesus!
What is the world coming to?
He thanked the girl who handed him his coffee, took a careful sip and smiled. For once it was extremely hot, just how he liked it.

Out on the street again, his phone rang. Seeing Joe’s number on the screen, he punched the receive button. ‘Hi.’

‘You’re not going to believe this,’ was Joe’s opening gambit.

‘I’ll believe anything.’ Carlyle laughed.

‘I’ve just had a call from Commissario Edmondo Valcareggi …’

Carlyle took a mouthful of coffee and felt it scald the back of his throat. ‘Oh yeah?’ he coughed.

‘Apparently Ferruccio Pozzo wasn’t Ferruccio Pozzo.’

‘The liposuction guy?’

‘Yeah, the one who was killed in prison.’

‘But Valcareggi said he had DNA …’

‘The lab messed up, apparently. Either that or someone fiddled with the test results.’

‘So,’ Carlyle sighed, ‘the guy we nicked – who was he, then?’

‘No idea,’ Joe said cheerfully. ‘But Valcareggi reckons that the real Pozzo is going to be in London next week. He wants us to help him arrest him.’

Carlyle gave this some thought as he watched a very pretty girl in a very flimsy T-shirt and no bra stroll slowly past him, walking a very small dog on a very long lead. Only by gritting his teeth and summoning up the willpower of ten men did he resist the temptation to turn round and gawp at her backside as well.

‘What do you think?’ asked Joe.

Carlyle unclenched his jaw. ‘Tell him to fuck off.’

Ending the call, he turned round. The girl was already gone. Smiling to himself, he walked into Paddington Street Gardens and squeezed into the small space that was free on a bench in the shade of a tree. Slowly drinking his coffee, he thought about the phone in his pocket with a copy of William Murray’s video nasty on it. Would he ever do anything with it? He had no idea. Would it make any difference to anything, even if he did share it with the world?

His mind went completely blank.

Finishing his coffee, he tossed the empty cup into a nearby waste bin. A car pulled up at a nearby red light, The Clash’s ‘London Calling’ blasting from its stereo. Singing along under his breath, Carlyle watched a young boy happily chasing a pair of pigeons across the grass, oblivious to the couple snogging enthusiastically right in front of him. Behind their heads, a poster stuck to the outside of a phone box proclaimed ‘Capitalism Isn’t Working’. Inside the booth, the selection of cards offering a wide range of services from ‘Japanese schoolgirls’, ‘Indian models’ and pre-op transsexuals suggested otherwise.

After a short while spent contemplating all of the city’s bounty, Carlyle left the shade of the tree, heading for home. Feeling the sun on his back and the stone beneath his feet, he smiled.

About the Author

James Craig has worked in London as a journalist and consultant for almost thirty years. He lives in Covent Garden with his family.

This is the first Inspector John Carlyle novel. For more information visit www.james-craig.co.uk.

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First published in the UK by Constable, an imprint of Constable & Robinson, 2011

First US edition published by SohoConstable, an imprint of Soho Press, 2011

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A copy of the British Library Cataloguing in Publication Data is available from the British Library

UK ISBN: 978–1–84901–781–7

US ISBN: 978–1–56947–991–9
US Library of Congress number: 2010053874