Little Miss Red
Authors: Robin Palmer
“Sorry to do this, but I’m sitting there,” he drawled, pointing to the seat next to me, “so I think I’m gonna have to trouble you to get up for a sec.”
That voice. I could have listened to it for at least three lifetimes. It was just so…
twangy
.
As we did the airplane aisle dance so he could get in, we bumped arms and an electric shock shot down my spine. Omigod—I knew it. We were soul mates!
Once he was settled in his seat, he turned to me. “I like your hat,” he said, pointing at the red cowboy hat I had bought the day before.
“Thanks,” I replied.
He shook his head and laughed.
“What?” I asked.
“I was just thinking,” he drawled. “You’re probably trouble with a capital
T
. Red cowboy hat kinda girls always are.” As he winked at me, another jolt of electricity went through me. But this time it went
up
instead of down. “But that’s okay—’cause sometimes trouble can be fun.” Even though our seats were supposed to stay in their upright positions, he put his back. “Must be fate that I ended up getting this Michael guy’s seat, huh?” he said with a wolfish smile.
He had no idea.
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ROBIN PALMER
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For Laila Nabulsi,
for patiently listening to
my
drama
over the years
Immense gratitude to Penguin’s Jennifer Bonnell and Kristin Gilson, for their brilliant editorial guidance; Eileen Kreit, for her unwavering support; and Kristin Smith, for her amazing eye.
Kate Lee, for taking care of everything.
Amy Loubalu and Christina Beck, for living it with me.
And for Ken Palmer, the best dad in the world, for looking at me across the table at Carousel that night and telling me not to give up.
prologue
I’m very big on signs. So when the captain announced that our flight to Florida would be delayed because of some last-minute passengers, I took that as yet another sign that this trip was going to be a disaster. With all the drama that had been going on the last few days, it was obvious that I needed to get out of Los Angeles, but spending my Spring Break with my grandmother at a retirement community was a little too
un
dramatic.
I turned my iPhone back on, sure I was going to find a text from my semi-ex-boyfriend, Michael, saying he had changed his mind and wanted to get back together, but like the other ten times I had checked that morning, there was nothing.
After making sure it was off again (the captain hadn’t given the “Please make sure all electronic devices are off” announcement, but I certainly didn’t want to forget and be responsible for a plane crash), I took out
Propelled
by Passion
, the latest book in the Devon Devoreaux romance series. As I gazed at Dante, the tank top–wearing, motorcycle-riding complete and utter hottie on the cover, I felt my muscles relax. Something about his blue eyes and the ridges of his ripped abs always calmed me down. I knew many of my fellow juniors at Castle Heights High had written English papers about how Heathcliff from
Wuthering Heights
was the most romantic hero in literary history, but as far as I was concerned, he had
nothing
on Dante.
As riveting and dramatic as the story was, before I knew it, my eyelids felt like they were being yanked down by elves, thanks to the Benadryl I had taken. Soon enough, everything fell away, even my seatmate Harriet’s nonstop chatter and the meowing of her cat, which was stowed in her carry-on and giving me an allergy attack. I was just about to doze off when fate intervened, my life did a complete one-eighty, and was changed forever.
“Excuse me, but I need to get by,” I heard a gravelly voice with a slight twang say.
As my eyes fluttered open, I thought that the Benadryl must have
really
kicked in, because that was the only thing that could explain the hallucination I was having.
“Dante!” I gasped.
The guy standing in front of me looked confused. “Who’s Dante?”
I looked back down at my book. Okay, the guy standing
in front of me was more like nineteen rather than in his early thirties, and his hair was more the color of dark chocolate than Dante’s roasted chestnut mop, and sure, his eyes were the color of caramel rather than sky blue, and he was wearing a faded black T-shirt rather than a formfitting, ab-rocking white tank top, but still—the resemblance was
crazy
. They could have been brothers.
I quickly turned the book over. “Uh…no one,” I replied.
“Sorry to do this, but I’m sitting there,” he drawled, pointing to the seat next to me, “so I think I’m gonna have to trouble you to get up for a sec.”
That voice. I could have listened to it for at least three lifetimes. It was just so…
twangy
.
“You’re 12B?” I said, confused.
After reaching into the pocket of his jeans and looking at his boarding pass, he nodded. “But…Michael was 12B.”
He looked confused again. The way he furrowed his brow was beyond sexy. “Who’s Michael?”
“Michael…is…” What to say? “Not here,” I finally finished.
As we did the airplane aisle dance so he could get in, we bumped arms and an electric shock shot down my spine. Omigod—I knew it. We were soul mates! The exact same thing happened when Devon met Dante the first time.
Once he was settled in his seat, he turned to me. “I
like your hat,” he said, pointing at the red cowboy hat I had bought the day before.
“Thanks,” I replied.
He shook his head and laughed.
“What?” I asked.
“I was just thinking,” he drawled. “You’re probably trouble with a capital
T
. Red cowboy hat kinda girls always are.” As he winked at me, another jolt of electricity went through me. But this time it went
up
instead of down. “But that’s okay—’cause sometimes trouble can be fun.” Even though our seats were supposed to stay in their upright positions, he put his back. “Must be fate that I ended up getting this Michael guy’s seat, huh?” he said with a wolfish smile.
He had no idea.
Some people—actually, a lot of people, if you go by the amount of bumper stickers on the road—lead their lives according to the slogan “WWJD?”
What would Jesus do?
But because I, Sophie Rebecca Greene, of Studio City, California, am an Aquarian and therefore tend to break away from the pack, my motto ever since I was thirteen has been “WWDDD?”
What would Devon Devoreaux do?
“Okay, you guys,” I said to my two best friends, Jordan and Ali, that April afternoon in the cafeteria as I took a bite of my smoked turkey and Swiss sandwich. “This is serious—WWDDD?”
Jordan rolled her eyes. “She wouldn’t do anything, because she doesn’t actually
exist
. She’s a made-up character.” Jordan’s mom was Lulu Lavoie, the award-winning writer and creator of the Devon Devoreaux series, so she loved to point this out.
I sighed. I loved my friends, but life can sometimes be very lonely when you’re as creative and passionate as I am and your friends just…aren’t. “Well, if she
did
exist, and she were in a calendar, what month would she be?” I asked.
The week before, during our bimonthly meeting of the French club, I had come up with the brilliant idea that we do a Castle Heights calendar to raise money for next year’s trip to Montreal. Everyone loved the idea, but I had to admit my motives were a little more selfish than just wanting to stay in a hotel and order room service. I had gotten the idea from Devon, actually. Back when she was sixteen and still living in Wasilla, Alaska, Devon had been Miss February in a “Find a Cure for Epilepsy” calendar, and a big modeling agent happened to see it. Within months she was on the cover of
Cosmopolitan
and leading a jet-set life. It wasn’t that I wanted to become a model (there weren’t a lot of auburn-haired, freckled girls on the cover of
Teen Vogue
), but I was hoping that the calendar would jump-start my life—take me out of an existence of boring, extracurricular clubs and SAT prep classes and lead me to the adventure-filled life that I knew was my destiny.
When my iPhone buzzed, I lunged for it. According to some people (okay, everyone who knew me), I was a little…
addicted
to it. Yes, it was true that I had had a slight panic attack when I got to school one morning and realized I had left it at home, but you never knew when an
e-mail was going to come through that could just possibly change your life forever.
As I looked at the screen, I realized that, unfortunately, this one wasn’t one of those. It was just an update from the Lulu Lavoie Fan Club announcing that her new book was now available for preorder on Amazon.
“Anyway, I was thinking April would be a good month,” I continued. “Not only is it hopeful, but it would get a lot of traffic because people would turn to it to count how many weeks till Spring Break.”
After adjusting her bandana, Jordan jammed half a Ho Ho into her mouth. “I can’t believe I’m being an accessory to my best friend willingly objectifying her body to be a pinup girl. If any members of the Young Feminists of the New Millennium club find out, they’ll impeach me,” she said. Jordan had recently been sworn in as president after Marla Warner announced she was resigning to try out for cheerleading.
I shrugged. “If it were July or August and I was wearing a bathing suit, I could see how it would be cheesy, but I’m thinking of a sundress and a little cardigan. You know…cute sexy.”
“Cute sexy instead of Juliet DeStefano sexy sexy?” Ali asked as she bit into her Weight Watchers caramel cake. Ali didn’t need to diet—she just loved the aftertaste of the Weight Watchers stuff.
Jordan kicked her under the table. “Um, hello?
Remember the no-Juliet-DeStefano-talk-ever rule that we passed last week?” she whispered.