Authors: Jenn Bennett
“What? That's what
you
always say.” As his father wearily shook his head, Jupe grabbed my arm and pulled me inside; I guessed my no-touching rule was out the window too.
Their house was much larger than mine, but still comfortable. The foyer opened up into an expansive great room with a floor-to-ceiling stone fireplace at the far end and a wide, curving metal staircase to the right with gray, slab-stone steps.
The decor was minimalist and modern, lots of blond wood and stainless steelâlike something out of an IKEA catalog, but higher-end. Very tidy and clean.
“Nice,” I remarked.
“You want a tour?” Jupe suggested with great enthusiasm.
“She doesn't want a tour,” Lon said. “This isn't the Louvre.” Jupe frowned, then his face brightened again. His pale green eyes were not as intensely colored as his father's, but they were bigger and enfolded by thick, downy lashes. Quite arresting. “We're having mashed potatoes for dinner. Do you like mashed potatoes?”
“Uh, yeah ⦔
“Then you'll like these. My dad's a real good cook.”
“You're supposed to ask her if she's had dinner first,
then
ask if she'd like to eat with us.”
Jupe rolled his eyes. “Blah, blah. What he said.”
“Jupe.”
“Sorry. Would you like to eat dinner with us, madam, please?” Jupe said with a terrible attempt at something close to a prim-and-proper accent, which apparently in his mind was a broad mix of British and Australian.
“There's more than mashed potatoes,” Lon added.
“I haven't had dinner yet, so sure. Yeah.”
“Sweet! I'm starved, let's eat, Dad.” Jupe paused, then shouted at the top of his lungsâquite impressive, I can tell youâ“Foxglove! Come here, girl!” He whistled with his hands cupped around his mouth, and headed off into the next room, leaving Lon and me standing alone.
“Sorry he's such a motormouth,” he said. “He doesn't get it from me.”
“Really? Color me shocked,” I said dryly. He gave me a single grunt in return, which made me laugh. “He seems
sweet. Cute, too. The girls are going to be all over him in a couple of years.”
“You think?” He looked over his shoulder at Jupe, who was well out of earshot and continuing to whistle and call.
“God yesâhe looks just like you.” I realized, too late, what I'd just implied when one of Lon's eyebrows slowly raised and the corner of his mouth twitched in amusement.
“Who's Foxglove?” I quickly asked before it got too awkward.
“Our dogâa black Lab.”
“Ah.” Not a cat. Big points.
“She's outside, but don't tell Jupe. Looking for her will keep him occupied for a few minutes and give your ears a chance to rest.”
He grinned and turned away, then starting walking out of the room. I guessed that meant that I was supposed to follow, so I did. We walked under a wide archway into a kitchen with gobs of white subway tile and stainless steel countertops. A long, curved island sat in the center, bordered with six stools. As he walked around the island, he motioned for me to sit.
“Whatever you're cooking smells terrific,” I admitted.
It really did; my stomach was trying to eat itself.
“Thanks.”
I waited for him to tell me exactly what if was, but he didn't.
“The food's not dosed like your cigarettes, right?”
“Like you've never dosed someone.”
“How would you know?” If he'd been snooping, asking around about me, God only knew what he'd heard. A couple of my regulars at the bar suspected that I concocted medicinals; had they been gossiping?
He gave me a mysterious smile, then turned away and
changed the subject. “I've found ten albino demons so far,” he said as a timer went off. He took the large stockpot off the range and turned his back to me to dump out the contents into a colander. The infamous potatoes. “When we get finished eating, I'll let you look at them and you can tell me what you think.”
“That's great news.”
“Hold off on getting too excited. I've only been through a handful of goetias.”
“Oh?”
“It could take me days to finish with what I've got. If we can't find it, I might know someone we can call.”
“Anything you can do to help is much appreciated. I know this is probably taking up a lot of your time, and you've got a job and your sonâ”
“I don't have a shoot scheduled right now. Don't worry about it.”
Lon smashed the steaming potatoes in a large bowl as the sound of a slamming door echoed in the distance. Jupe's voice carried from somewhere in the house. “Goddamn dog, where the hell are you hiding?”
“Jupiter!” Lon yelled crossly.
“Oops, sorry,” Jupe replied. His footsteps thundered across the wooden floor before he appeared in the kitchen.
“No swearing around company.”
He flopped onto the stool next to me and spread his long arms across the counter. “I said sorry, jeez. I'm sure she's heard it before.”
“I have ⦠in the car earlier, when I was trying to find your house.”
Jupe looked at me with a strange expression, then got it, and laughed, rearing back his head. “See. She cusses too.”
Lon threw me a scolding look. “Not helping,” he mumbled.
“Don't let him fool you,” Jupe said, “he drops the F-bomb like a billion times a day, but he only pretends it's wrong in front of other people. H-Y-P-O-C-R-Iâ” he began spelling.
“Goddammit, Jupe.”
“Language, Dad.”
I covered my mouth with my knuckles to muffle a laugh.
We ate at a small table in a nook off the kitchenâ braised short ribs that melted on the tongue, in a thick, dark wine sauce; a simple salad; and the hand-smashed potatoes, which were doctored with a sinful amount of cream and butter. After a long, dry spell of living off microwave dinners and cold cereal, anything homemade would've tasted good, but his cooking skills were surprisingly refined. I had to force myself to eat everything slowly so that I didn't appear desperate or greedy. Jupe had no such concerns and finished off two helpings with remarkable speed and gusto.
Throughout the meal, I was torn in two directions by two very different men. Jupe was bubbly and talkative, a fireball of innocent energy that contrasted with Lon and his understated way of thinking and speaking.
Strangely, though, I found a few subtle similarities between them as well. Jupe obviously considered himself a budding comedian and constantly tried to make me laughâ which he did, many timesâbut I also caught fleeting looks of amusement on Lon's face, and they lapsed into several bouts of gunfire-fast witty repartee. Yet, underneath all his manic energy, Jupe had his father's easy confidence, and occasionally made remarkably concise observations that caught me off-guard.
It was pleasant, being in a normal house with a normal
family. My mind wandered to the last few years I'd spent at home with my own family, when I was a teenager. My mom was never much of a cook, and making the meal that Lon had just served would have been beyond her expertise. Besides, my parents were vegans, so meat was never part of our meals at homeâthough I'd regularly sneak hamburgers and meat loaf in the school cafeteria and tell my parents I'd eaten salad instead. But there was an Indian restaurant close to our house in Florida that made awesome samosas. We used to get take-out from them every Friday and would eat it outside on our back patio. Afterward, my father would point out constellations and tell me stories about the myths behind them. Even though he repeated many stories, I never got tired of hearing any of them; Friday was always my favorite day of the week.
After clearing the table, Lon exiled Jupe to his room so that we could discuss business. I trailed him as he retreated to a door at the end of a small hall past the dining room. The door was locked electronically. He stuck a finger onto a small blue light over the handle of the door and a dead bolt slid open.
“Wow, serious security.”
“There's dangerous information in some of these books,” he explained as he flipped on the lights and let me inside. “Jupe's fascinated with magick right now. I don't want to risk his fooling around in here and getting himself in trouble.”
Once inside the room, my mouth fell open. Hundreds and hundredsâmaybe thousandsâof rare occult books lined all four walls of the windowless room, and even more titles neatly filed around a large rectangular pillar in the center. On one side of the room was a chunky antique desk and a small fireplace with two stuffed armchairs in front of it anchored the other side. Six frosted art deco pendant lights hung from
a high ceiling in two neat rows. A rolling wooden ladder attached to a track that extended around the room.
“Jesus, Lon.” I studied the endless rows of cracked leather spines. “This is larger than the collection in the vault in our main lodge.”
He walked alongside me with his hands behind his back. “I've spent twenty years collecting it. Almost got myself killed a couple of times in the process.”
I didn't doubt it. He was right about there being dangerous information in some of those books.
Theurgia Mallecta Gotetica, Hellanicus Magica Infernal, Speculum Artis Bene Moriendi
⦠it was an occultist's wet dream. Plenty of people would go to less than ethical lengths to get their hands on these.
“Is this a first edition?” I asked, squatting down to inspect a tall, fat book with a green leather spine:
Liber Ceremonialle Magicke
.
“Yes, 1416. One of five known existing copies. Would you like to look at it?”
“Could I? I've only seen the later editions printed on paper.”
“Sure. Let's wash up first.” The mark of a serious, obsessive collector. He retreated to one of two small doors at the far end of the room, which contained a sink, hand soap, and paper towels. I washed and dried my hands, then returned. The book was sitting in the middle of his desk on a fresh white paper blotter. He motioned for me to sit down, then stood over my shoulder as I opened the book.
It smelled wonderful as I cracked open the coverâold leather mingled with the slightly musty scent of parchment. Lon smelled good as well, like the dinner he'd just cooked. It made me wish I'd ditched my pride and asked for seconds.
“Turn the pages by the corners,” he instructed.
“Yes, I know.”
Sheesh.
It wasn't like I'd never handled a valuable old book before. The pages were stiff and brittle, and I carefully turned each one, marveling at the old astrological calculations and tedious ritual instructions. “The illustrations are so bright.”
“The previous owners took good care of it.”
“Very well preserved,” I agreed.
After a couple of minutes of browsing, I thanked him and gave it back. He shelved it, then brought a small stack of goetias over to the desk. The old tomes were each roughly the size of a coffee table art book; their cracking paper pages were swaddled in worn leather covers embossed with the names of the magicians who wrote them. Lon pulled up a wooden side chair next to me, sat down, and took a book off the stack.
“These are all the albino demons I've found so far.” He scooted his chair closer until his shoulder brushed mine. A rush of chills spread over my arms at the accidental contact. I stole a quick sidelong glance at him, eyes roaming over his arms and the hint of defined muscle there, just visible through his long-sleeve T-shirt.
Christ
, I thought. How long had it been since I'd been on a date? I really needed to work less and get out more.
As I tamped these thoughts down, he opened the first book in front of me, gently turning past pages of scrawled arcane symbols, handwritten in ink centuries ago. Calculations for moon phases and detailed charts of summoning variables covered the entries: size of the summoning seal, what was used to draw it (red ochre chalk, soot, blood), where the ritual was performed. Crude drawings and engravings depicted the evoked beings. One had the head of a frog and the naked body of a boy. Another was covered in scales
below the waist and had massive twisting horns; he was riding a flying crocodile.
Lon stopped at a pair of pages; tucked between was a small scrap of blue paper.
“This one is Lemansus,” he said, removing the blue paper marker. “He fits all of your descriptions but two.”
I leaned closer to study the small woodcut rendering. “No horns ⦠oh, no eyes at allâblind,” I said after a few seconds. “What else?”
“Not primordial. The text claims that the magician who first conjured him was told that this demon was born sometime in the fifth century.”
He carefully flipped to the next marker in the book. “Eligostanzia. He mostly fits the description, but there's no mention of the rolling tongue that you're looking for, and it's hard to tell if those are talons or long fingers. The magician doesn't say.”
“Hmm.”
“He's also allegedly skilled at divinatory favors, not killing.”
“Maybe I should copy down his name, just in case. Do you have something I can write with, orâ”
He opened a desk drawer and pulled out a stack of papers; he'd already run off copies of the marked pages. “Let's make two stacks: Maybe and No. You can take the Maybe stack with you.”
At that moment, it crossed my mind that I really shouldn't have needed to come all the way out there. He could easily have met me somewhere and handed over the copies.
“I thought you'd like to see the details on the original pages yourself,” he explained, as if he'd read my thoughts.
Waitâmy thoughts. A terrible realization struck me.
“Umm, Lon?”
“Yes?”
“You never told me what your knack is.”
Knack. Earthbound slang for a demonic ability. Healing, telepathy, controlling weather ⦠Most of the Earthbounds I knew had useless knacks that weren't even interesting enough to nab them a job in a carnival sideshow. But I had a sinking feeling that Lon's knack wasn't ordinary.