Killer Honeymoon

Books by G.A. M
c
Kevett

Published by Kensington Publishing Corporation

G.A. M
C
KEVETT

Killer HONEYMOON

A SAVANNAH REID MYSTERY

KENSINGTON BOOKS

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T
hose darned cats were hogging the bed. Again.

As Savannah lay on her side—half-dreaming, half-waking—she felt Diamante draped—furry, warm, and heavy—across her thigh. Cleopatra was sprawled across her waist. Without even opening her eyes, Savannah knew which was which.

Since they were kittens, both had tried to sleep on her head, or at least on her pillow. Savannah had demanded they stay down by her feet. Over the years, they had negotiated this compromise. It worked, for human and feline alike.

Except for the snoring.

Cleopatra snored. Loudly.

She might be named after an Egyptian queen; her glossy coat could shine like fine black velvet, and her eyes glow like the most majestic mini-panther in the jungle. But Cleopatra snored like a cartoon bear. This morning was the worst that Savannah had ever heard. Plus she smelled like Old Spice.

Savannah woke fully with a start and tried to flip over onto her back, but she was thoroughly pinned. With her newfound consciousness, she realized these were not simple kitty cats—not even the miniature leopard style—holding her down.

She ran her fingers over the hard, hairy arm wrapped around her waist. Then she investigated the harder and hairier object across her thigh. It was her husband’s leg.

Yes.
Husband.

She had one of those now.

The memories of yesterday’s vows and the two rings on her left hand made it quite official. As did the presence of a man in her bed and the sound of his snoring that reminded her of a Georgia tornado, whirling a few inches from her ear.

Savannah Reid was a married woman; and normally, that thought might have alarmed her. But his familiar smell and the blissful heat of his body pressed against hers reminded her—it was Dirk. Not just her husband, but her best friend and partner for more years than she cared to count.

So it was okay. In fact, it was much more than okay.

“Hey, good morning, wifey,” he said, nuzzling her ear, his breath tickling her neck. His arm tightened around her waist, pulling her even closer against him.

“Good morning to you, hubby,” she replied with a giggle. “First time I ever said that.”

He kissed a sensitive spot over her temple. It gave her delicious shivers. “Well, get used to it. This is a life sentence.”

“Wouldn’t have it any other way.”

As she snuggled in, a feeling swept over her that she could only describe as wondrous, warm, and cozy. Better than a dark chocolate gourmet truffle savored lingeringly on the tongue. More delicious than a sip of the smoothest cognac that slid like liquid fire down the throat to the belly and then set every cell in the body to tingling.

Ah, it was heavenly.

Then he went back to sleep and started to snore. Much louder than before.

A moment later, her leg went numb. She tried to gently slip out from beneath him and couldn’t. That big, hard, muscular thigh she had admired so much the night before weighed a ton.

She looked around the motel room and felt a bit homesick. She missed her lace curtains and her pink sheets. She missed Diamante and Cleo’s soft, feminine purr-snores.

And Savannah realized that what her blessed granny had told her for so many years was true: Sometimes love was sacred, the most holy and powerful force in the universe. Sometimes it was a warm, fuzzy feeling. Occasionally it was a wildfire of passion that, like cognac, inflamed every cell of your body.

And sometimes it was just a decision. Plain and simple.

At that moment, lying in her new husband’s arms, she knew that this big bear of a man would willingly die for her; and even more important, only yesterday, he had vowed to live for her.

With his arm and leg draped protectively over her, cutting off her circulation, she felt her soul fill to the brim with “warm and fuzzy.”

And she decided, once again, to love him forever, just as she’d promised to do yesterday in front of God and everybody she knew.

Now . . . if she could only get back to sleep.

 

In an effort to get away from it all—“all” being Savannah’s enormous family, who had decided to camp out in her house for a Southern California vacation following the wedding—Savannah and Dirk had hopped a ferry and escaped to the tiny, picturesque island of Santa Tesla. Twenty-four miles from their own native San Carmelita, and fifty-one miles northwest of Los Angeles, Santa Tesla was a world away and a kingdom unto itself.

With its lush, tropical greenery, brightly colored houses decorated with white gingerbread trim, and grass-roofed huts, the place reminded Savannah of pictures she had seen of Polynesia and Key West. While she had never been to either—poor little girls from Georgia and grown-up, but underpaid, private detectives didn’t do a lot of traveling—Santa Tesla looked exactly the way Savannah had always imagined those romantic locales.

As she and Dirk left their shabby little motel and strolled, hand in hand, along the waterfront, she breathed deeply, taking in the delicate scent of honeysuckle wafting on the salt sea air, blending with aromas from the various food establishments they were passing.

She looked around her, enjoying the treats that nature had to offer, from the brilliance of the bougainvillea and hibiscus, which bloomed in profusion, to the giant palms swaying gently in the breeze, the glistening waves as they rolled onto the sand, and the white seagulls circling the beach.

Farther away, the harbor was lined with every sort of boat, yacht, and ship imaginable. And in the distance, a giant cruise ship lay at anchor, waiting while her passengers explored the island and sampled its exotic foods and drinks, hiked nature trails, went diving and snorkeling, parasailed, fished, and deepened their tans on the beaches.

She turned to her groom, gazed lovingly into his eyes, and said, “Don’t you just love it here? It’s pure romance. Perfect for a honeymoon.”

“I liked it better before that dude at the motel told me how much taxis cost here. What a bite in the ass!”

Okay
, she thought.
So much for loving gazes and pure, unadulterated romance. It’s not like you didn’t know he was grumpy and cheap when you married him, Savannah girl.

He pointed to the closest thing resembling a “transportation hub” on the island—a bicycle-rental hut. “Yeah, we’re gonna have to rent a couple of those.”

Looking around her at the steep, steep hills, rising from the beach area to the distant mountains, some soaring to nearly two thousand feet, she reminded herself of her early-morning platitude about love being a choice, a decision, a determination to commit.

“And sometimes it’s a vow not to smack ’im silly with the nearest heavy, metal object,” she muttered under her breath.

“What?” he asked.

“If you think I’m gonna spend my honeymoon pedaling all over tarnation on a bicycle, buddy, you best reconsider.”

“But it’ll save us a fortune!”

She turned to him with a look that was sans adoration and brimming with “Get real.”

In her thickest, most deep-down-in-Dixie accent, she said, “Last night was wonderful, amazing, all I ever dreamed of, and more.”

He beamed.

“But such unaccustomed activity has left me with an aching need to park my butt on a hot-water bottle, not a bicycle seat—if you catch my drift.”

He stopped beaming. “Oh. Right. Gotcha.”

As she looked up and down the beach with its seaward-facing shops and concessions, she spotted what she was looking for—a golf cart rental. “Now,
that
is more like it. I always wanted to drive one of those things.”

He brightened as they headed toward it. “Yeah, that looks like fun, but I wanna drive.”

“Nope, I thought of it.”

“But I’m the husband. Husbands do the driving.”

She grinned up at him, slapping him on the back. “Darlin’, we need to get you the latest edition of the
Husband Handbook
. Obviously, the one you’ve been reading is badly out of date.”

A few moments later, as Dirk was filling out the rental form for the cart and Savannah was sliding her California driver’s license back into her wallet, she noticed something inside her purse. A creamy white envelope with beautiful script on the front.

Dirk walked up to her and dangled the cart’s key in front of her nose. “Possession’s nine-tenths of the law,” he said, far too proud of himself.

Ordinarily, she would have snatched the key away from him, or at least tried. It might have even ended in an all-out tussle there in front of the tourist hordes. But she was too distracted by the envelope.

She pulled it out, turned it over in her hand, and studied the front.
Savannah and Dirk
had been written in a hand she knew very well. In all her life, she had only met one person with penmanship that perfect, and who wrote with an antique fountain pen.

“Whatcha got there?” Dirk asked, taking her arm and propelling her toward their waiting, freshly rented cart.

“It’s from Ryan. I think it’s a card.” She paused, trying to remember. “I have a half-memory of him handing it to me in the Bentley, when he and John were driving me to our wedding. It’s a little hazy. I was a bit discombobulated.”

“Yeah, well, I was about to pee my fancy tuxedo pants. I was so nervous waiting for you to get there. I was already wondering how I was gonna explain it to the rental joint.”

She hardly noticed when he tucked her into the passenger seat and stuck himself behind the wheel, because she was busy unsealing the linen vellum, tissue-lined envelope.

“It’s from Ryan and John,” she said as she pulled out the card and opened it. “ ‘Dearest Friends,’ ” she read aloud. “ ‘While we trust you two are having a wonderful first night, reminiscing in your motel of choice, we thought you might enjoy a more romantic venue for the remainder of your island honeymoon. Forgive us for taking the liberty of arranging an alternative, which you are more than welcome to accept or refuse.’ ”

Dirk slipped the key into the cart’s ignition switch. “Cool. I wouldn’t mind having better digs than that one we just stayed in.”

“You told me you wanted to stay there,” she said. “Sentimental reasons, and all that.”

“Seemed like a good idea at the time. Since we didn’t do anything the other time we slept there, it was sorta like making up for lost time. But I think I got a fleabite on my leg last night.”

“Get used to it. You’ll be sleeping with flea-bitten felines for the rest of your life.”

He grinned at her and stomped on the pedal, causing the cart to lurch forward. “As long as it’s Cleo and Di. They’re my girls, fleas and all.”

As they bounced away from the hut and onto the street, she gave him an annoyed, sidewise glance. “Driving as smoothly as always, I see.”

“Hey, you’re talking to a manly man here, and we manly men are hell on wheels.” He nodded toward the envelope in her hands. “What else does it say?”

She continued to read, as best she could, considering the bumpiness of the road and Dirk’s erratic swerving to avoid pedestrian tourists, dressed in eye-searing tropical prints. “ ‘Take this card to the gift shop at the base of the lighthouse and tell Betty Sue we sent you. Love and best wishes overflowing, John and Ryan.’ ”

Savannah closed her eyes for a moment and savored the thought of her precious friends, whose love and devotion had sustained her over the years. Tall, dark, and outrageously sexy Ryan Stone and his genteel British gentleman partner, John Gibson, had brought more elegance and charm into her life than she could have ever imagined. It looked as though they were providing still more.

“Whatever our surprise is,” she told Dirk as he swerved to avoid a couple of old hippies in tie-dye, “it’s bound to be wonderful.”

“Knowing Ryan and John, it’ll be classy. Hope it ain’t too highfalutin. Us manly men have a reputation to uphold.”

She pointed toward the end of the island where the Santa Tesla Lighthouse towered above all other landmarks, both man-made and natural, glistening white and stately against the perfect blue sky. “Point this jalopy that-there direction. Let’s go and find out what Miss Betty Sue’s got for us in her gift shop.”

 

About two hundred yards from the lighthouse, in a quaint little shop, Savannah and Dirk found Betty Sue standing behind the counter, amid a jungle of seashell-festooned wind chimes. She peeked out at them from between dangling starfish, bits of sparkling sea glass, and delicate sea horses, which danced on the breeze that floated through the cozy store.

Like Savannah, Betty Sue bore a name that suggested she might be a fair daughter of the Confederacy. But she was no dainty Southern belle. With her silver hair cropped to less than an inch, her skin darkly leathered by the sun, her baggy men’s work shirt, and her faded denim overalls, she looked more like a deep-sea fisherman than a down-in-Dixie debutante.