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Authors: Ken Jennings
3.
“Say Man”
4.
“I Loves You Porgy”
5.
“Werewolves of London”
APRIL 17
THE MUSICAL FRUIT
1.
Mung beans
2.
Just once
3.
Gilbert Van Camp
4.
Chianti
5.
Lens (for lentils)
PRAY IT FORWARD
1.
Albrecht Dürer
2.
Hail Mary
3.
Randy Jackson
4.
Yom Kippur
5.
(Warren) Spahn and (Johnny) Sain
PIG LATIN
1.
Earth Day (dearth)
2.
Alice Faye (phallus)
3.
East Bay (Beast)
4.
X-ray (Rex)
5.
Amway (Wham!)
APRIL 18
TRUE GRID
1.
G
2.
J
3.
C
4.
D
5.
B
6.
H
7.
E
8.
I
9.
A
10.
F
FOR THOSE WHO DIDN’T DO THE ASSIGNED READING
Easy
1.
Alice in Wonderland
2.
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone
3.
The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
4.
The Jungle Book
Harder
1.
Heidi
2.
A Wrinkle in Time
3.
Treasure Island
4.
Anne of Green Gables
Yeah, Good Luck
1.
The Call of the Wild
2.
20,000 Leagues Under the Sea
3.
Stuart Little
4.
The Wind in the Willows
MASS A-PEEL
1.
Fiona Apple’s
2.
Andrew Mellon
3.
Marc Cherry
4.
Meadowlark Lemon
5.
William of Orange
APRIL 19
EASY AS ABC
1.
C
2.
W
3.
M
4.
F
5.
J
6.
O
7.
R
8.
D
9.
B
10.
A
11.
N
12.
K
13.
G
14.
L
15.
Y
16.
P (in “P. Diddy”)
17.
H
18.
S
19.
V
20.
E
21.
X
22.
T
23.
Q
24.
U
25.
i
26.
Z
(This spells out a passable twenty-six-letter “pangram” sentence: “Cwm fjord bank glyphs vext quiz.”)
APRIL 20
DEAR DAIRY
1.
Sheep’s milk
2.
Seersucker
3.
A Clockwork Orange
4.
The Andromeda Galaxy
5.
Aaron Burr
6.
Fiddler on the Roof
7.
Gail Borden, Jr.
8.
The Grapes of Wrath
9.
Andy Kaufman
10.
3
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4
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READ NY LIKS!
1.
E
2.
D
3.
A
4.
B
5.
C
YOU CAN HAVE IT-OLOGY
1.
China
2.
The Church of Scientology
3.
Phrenology
4.
Eschatology
5.
Your handwriting
APRIL 21
NOT JUST A RIVER IN EGYPT
1.
Liberace
2.
“They couldn’t hit an elephant at this distance.”
3.
South Africa
4.
A flat earth
5.
Alfred Lunt
ANGLER OF REPOSE
1.
Elián González
2.
The Perfect Storm
3.
Pope
4.
“Phyllis…it sure isn’t you!” (from the theme song to TV’s
Phyllis
)
5.
Trout
6.
Fishing nets
7.
The Andy Griffith Show
8.
Abercrombie and Fitch
9.
Montana
10.
A rabbit
TWIST AND SNOUT
1.
Petunia
2.
Carbon
3.
St. Paul, Minnesota
4.
“Some pig”
5.
The intestines
APRIL 22
A MAD SCRAMBLE
1.
Lilliput
2.
Jonathan Winters
3.
The echidna
4.
Hollandaise sauce
5.
Russia
6.
Hard-Boiled
7.
“I am the walrus”
8.
The Great Gatsby
9.
Frittata
10.
Ma and Pa Kettle
11.
Green Eggs and Ham
12.
“The Humpty Hump”
13.
Gabriele Falloppio (or Fallopius)
14.
Eggplant
15.
What’s Up, Tiger Lily?
WILD AND CRAZY GUYS
1.
Buck
2.
St. Elsewhere
3.
Sasquatch
4.
A brick
5.
Calamity Jane
6.
A Coke bottle
7.
Max
8.
A (Russian) submarine
9.
The Florida Marlins
10.
Beverly Hills Cop
APRIL 23
BOTTLED UP
1.
Sherry
2.
A sommelier
3.
Neil Diamond’s
4.
Ohio
5.
Merlot
6.
Noah
7.
Zinfandel
8.
Chardonnay
9.
Bacchus
10.
Burgundy
GOING LONG
1.
Strom Thurmond
2.
A (Galápagos giant) tortoise
3.
Dark Side of the Moon
4.
Adam
5.
The Holocaust
6.
The Tonight Show
7.
Fidel Castro
8.
Shangri-La
9.
Sudan
10.
Beethoven’s Ninth
APRIL 24
CHURCH FATHERS
Easy
1.
David
2.
Jacob
3.
Zechariah
4.
Abraham
5.
Noah
Harder
1.
Adam
2.
Jesse
3.
Zebedee
4.
Saul
5.
Isaiah
Yeah, Good Luck
1.
Manoah
2.
Amram
3.
Enoch
4.
Jonah
5.
Nun
STATE OF THE ARCH
1.
Fingerprints
2.
Thomas Jefferson
3.
McDonald’s
4.
Utah
5.
Fallen arches (or flat feet)
PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS
1.
The stomach
2.
The uterus
3.
The skin
4.
The penis (or urethra)
5.
The eye
APRIL 25
GALLIC SYMBOLS
1.
A magician
2.
Cayenne pepper
3.
“For No One”
4.
The French Quarter (of New Orleans)
5.
Roland Garros
6.
A condom
7.
Larry Bird
8.
Popeye (“Popeye” Doyle)
9.
The Lincoln Memorial
10.
The French Lieutenant’s Woman
WHAT’S THE MATTER WITH KANSAS
?
1.
James Naismith
2.
Coca-Cola
3.
The Missouri River
4.
“Dust in the Wind”
5.
Charles Curtis
SUICIDE IS PAINLESS
Easy
1.
Hervé Villechaize
2.
George Reeves
3.
Freddie Prinze
4.
Ray Combs
Harder
1.
Ed Flanders
2.
David Strickland
3.
Dave Garroway
4.
Brian Keith
Yeah, Good Luck
1.
Charles Rocket
2.
Inger Stevens
3.
Rusty Hamer
4.
Gig Young
APRIL 26
ODD FELLOWS
1.
Salvador Dalí
2.
The Detroit Pistons
3.
Charles Babbage
4.
Patch Adams
5.
Bahrain
DESTINATION TOKYO
1.
G
2.
J
3.
B
4.
E
5.
C
6.
I
7.
H
8.
F
9.
A
10.
D
PERFORMANCE REVIEW
1.
The first e-mail
2.
It’s pointy
3.
The Haymarket labor riot
4.
The paper clip
5.
Scranton (
The Office
)
6.
A cat
7.
Selenium
8.
A red stapler
9.
Mike Nesmith
10.
The EEOC (Equal Employment Opportunity Commission)
APRIL 27
SECOND PERSON SINGULAR
Easy
1.
Moby-Dick
2.
Hamlet
3.
Beowulf
4.
The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn
Harder
1.
Lolita
2.
Gone with the Wind
3.
The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
4.
The Odyssey
Yeah, Good Luck
1.
Little Women
2.
Jane Eyre
3.
Pride and Prejudice
4.
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
NOTES FROM THE UNDERGROUND
1.
Ian Curtis
2.
Heloise
3.
William Bligh
4.
John Keats
5.
Mel Blanc
6.
Ethan Allen
7.
Curly Joe DeRita
8.
Carry Nation
9.
Dean Martin
10.
Edgar Allan Poe
EVERY DAY I WRITE THE BOOK
Easy
1.
Alice in Wonderland
2.
1984
3.
The Grapes of Wrath
4.
The Catcher in the Rye
5.
The Lord of the Rings
Harder
1.
American Psycho
2.
The Stranger
3.
Lolita
4.
Perfume
5.
The Diary of Anne Frank
Yeah, Good Luck
1.
The Master and Margarita
2.
Hamlet
3.
The
I Ching
4.
Interview with a Vampire
5.
The Tibetan
Book of the Dead
APRIL 28
VOCAL QUINTETS
1.
“I Get Around”
2.
Murciélago
3.
Southern Baptist
4.
Five thousand
5.
Plastic surgeon (
Nip/Tuck
)
6.
Pandemonium
7.
Julia Roberts (Red Om is “Moder” backwards)
8.
The tambourine
9.
The shower curtain
10.
Milquetoast
11.
Uncle Tom’s Cabin
12.
Cauliflower
13.
Greg Louganis
14.
Mountain Dew
15.
Annie Proulx (“Brokeback Mountain”)
16.
The question mark
17.
A Chorus Line
18.
Mozambique
19.
Education
20.
Port-au-Prince
WITH THIS KING I THEE WED
Easy
1.
Rainier III of Monaco
2.
Henry VIII
3.
Prince Andrew
4.
Queen Victoria
5.
Louis XVI
Harder
1.
Catherine the Great
2.
Nefertiti
3.
Edward VIII
4.
Aly Khan
5.
Mary II
Yeah, Good Luck
1.
King Hussein of Jordan