Authors: Barbara Bretton
Finn stood up. “I'm heading home. We can talk later.”
Or not.
It was up to Tommy.
He drove back to his house in Montauk on autopilot. Great washes of early morning light spilled across the empty roadway. This was the best part of living out on the East End. Not the celebrity sightings or the four-star restaurants with Manhattan menus. The sun-bleached road. Gulls wheeling overhead. The briny, life-giving sea air.
Nothing else came close.
“Damn.” The word filled the car. He hadn't handled it right back there. His focus was supposed to be the care and feeding of Tommy Stiles, but the second he laid eyes on Hayley Maitland Goldstein and her daughter, something inside him had shifted. An allegiance he hadn't realized was his to give away had taken a sharp turn toward two total strangers.
Maybe he should bail out on the whole thing. How long had it been since he'd scheduled a vacation that didn't include Tommy and the extended Stiles clan? He had enough frequent flyer miles to take him to Mars and back. Why not spin a globe, pick a spot, and take off for a few weeks?
Or at least until this mess straightened itself out.
He shouldn't have agreed to the whole ridiculous scheme in the first place. He should have tried harder to talk Tommy out of hiring her to supply cakes for the after-party and pushed for proceeding through legal channels. You could say what you wanted about the law and the way it was practiced, but sometimes you needed the cold-blooded distance it provided.
She had known something was going on. That look of cynical hope in her eyes had made him feel like a shit.
This was the age of celebrity journalism. Paparazzi haunted Main Street in East Hampton like it was the lobby of the Chateau Marmont the day Belushi died. At the first hint of news, they would jump into their SUVs and descend on Lakeside, New Jersey, like a horde of hungry vultures. The Goldstein girls wouldn't stand a chance.
Tommy's kids knew the drill. They had grown up in and around the chaos that came with fame. Their lives were an ongoing reality show that they had been starring in since birth.
For that matter, so had he. His earliest childhood memories were of arenas packed with crazed After Life fans waving light sticks overhead while Tommy and his father made magic onstage. Onstage was where it all happened. Onstage was their reality. The rest was filler.
He remembered the long bus trips before they could afford to lease a jet to take them from city to city. The endless rumble of the road beneath the wheels, the engine's growl, laughter, the faint chords of a guitar rising above the clamor. Everyone he loved all safe and together in the big green bus.
Sometimes he dozed with his head in his mother's lap, listening while she stroked his hair and chatted softly with his father who sat across from them, tuning his guitar while he listened to her dreams for the future.
One day we'll get off the road and
â
The sentence remained as unfinished as their lives.
Would they have pulled away one day and settled down somewhere far from the spotlight? Not many people turned away while the spotlight was still shining down on them. Leaving the band would have been like abandoning family. His father and Tommy had been best buds, closer than brothers. Creative, mercurial, deeply decent men whose genius sometimes made them seem scattered and distracted when it came to the stuff of real life.
Real life was the kitchen of Goldy's Bakery where a fourteen-year-old kid negotiated contracts while her mom iced a cake for a group of overweight real estate agents. Real life was a van with a bad transmission, an aging Buick, the look of wariness and hope in her eyes when he signed his name on the dotted line.
He wasn't sure if any of the people in Tommy's extended family, including himself, would handle real life with as much grace and competence as Hayley Maitland Goldstein and her daughter, Lizzie.
Goldy'sâAround seven a.m.
“You look awful!” Michie announced from the doorway between the shop and the kitchen. She worked the seven-to-noon shift two days a week. “Don't tell me you've been up all night.”
“I've been up all night,” Hayley said, hiding a yawn with the back of her hand, “and I have nothing but garbage to show for it.”
Frank and Maureen, the married couple who had been coming in at four to bake bread for Goldy's for more than thirty years, waved good morning to Michie from across the room.
“She was here when we came in,” Frank called out. “We thought maybe she had a hot date last night and just got home.”
Maureen elbowed him in his well-padded ribs. “Less gossip, more bread,” she ordered and drew him back to the task at hand.
“Let me see what you've got,” Michie said.
Hayley pushed the rough sketch toward her former sister-in-law. “Tell me this isn't as awful as I think it is.”
Michie glanced at the sheet of paper then met Hayley's eyes. “It's worse.”
“Oh God!” Hayley buried her face in her hands. “I knew it! I never should have taken on this project. I can't make a bass drum out of cake. There isn't a pan big enough on the planet.”
“Calm down. You've seen that guy on Food Network. If he doesn't have a big enough pan, he builds one.”
“He knows how to weld, Michie! He practically has a machine shop attached to his bakery.” Hayley felt herself move another giant step closer to total meltdown. “What am I going to do? I promised I'd fax an idea to them today and I've got nothing!”
“It's only seven in the morning,” Michie reminded her. “You have time.”
“I have the dentist at nine, my annual at the gyno at ten thirty, and a retirement cake I need to finish this afternoon for Mrs. Ostrowsky at the bank. Not to mention the fact that the van broke down last night and needs a new transmission.”
“Don't forget Lois is taking over for me at noon today.”
She groaned. “Which means I'd better make sure her prune Danish is our featured pastry.”
“I can't believe anyone still eats prune Danish.”
“Goldy's tradition,” Hayley said. “Prune Danish on Thursdays, baklava on Fridays, and blackout cake on Saturdays. Some things never change.”
“Better you than me,” Michie muttered. “I don't know how you stand it.”
“Right now my biggest problem is the fact that I need a cake pan the size of a VW.”
“I've seen you think your way out of worse messes than this one. Remember the swans? Nobody makes a pan in the shape of a giant swan. Youâ”
Hayley leaped to her feet and swept Michie into a hug. “That's it!”
The idea was so simple, so perfect, she wondered why it took her so long to see it. She grabbed a fresh sheet of paper and her marking pens and laughed out loud as the design sprang to life on the page as if by magic.
Monster-sized decorated cookies mounted on padded wire frames, then covered with tinted rolled fondant would serve as the set of drums while ten perfectly matched triple-layer cakes gilded with gold and silver leaf would represent some of the gold and platinum records Tommy Stiles and the After Life had amassed during their long career.
“I'll get there extra early,” Hayley said, her mind racing. “I'll need to talk to the hotel's union rep and see if I can get the waitstaff to work up a flashy presentation for the cakes.” A darkened ballroom. Some After Life blaring from the speakers. The waitstaff entering from the back, cakes held high, sparklers shooting gold and silver in every direction.
First there would be a long, awestruck silence that would be followed by cheers and stomping of feet and cries of “Baker! Baker!”
Okay, maybe that was going a tad too far, but they would know her name before the evening was out. That much she was sure of.
Michie, however, seemed uncertain. “The contract specifies a cake in the shape of a bass drum. They didn't ask for a giant cookie.”
“Michie, come on! They're getting their cakes. The cookies are a bonus.”
“But they didn't ask for cookies,” Michelle persisted. “They're not expecting cookies. You can't just whip out surprise cookies and expect them to be happy about it.”
“Aren't you listening to me? They'll get their cake and cookies too.”
“Maybe you'd better fax them the new design and have them sign off on it.”
“You're starting to sound like Lizzie.”
Michie laughed out loud. “I wish! If I sounded like Lizzie, I'd be running my own company, not working part time in the family bakery for bingo money.”
“Okay,” Hayley relented. “You might be right. I'll scribble a quick note explaining the changes and fax over the plan. I think they'll be okay with it, don't you? I mean, they must like my work or they wouldn't have driven all the way down to Lakeside.”
“I guess.” Michie didn't sound quite as positive of that as Hayley would have liked.
“Oh God,” she groaned. “You think it's weird too, don't you? I mean, that Tommy Stiles wants me to do his after-party.”
“Hey, what do I know? I think you're a freaking genius with cake but I don't think I'd drive here from the Hamptons for it.” Michie shrugged her shoulders. “Maybe the guy's cheap and he figured he'd get a better deal down here.”
“He's a rock star, Michie. A millionaire!”
“You read
InStyle
. The richer you are, the less you pay for everything. We save three years to go to Disney World while movie stars vacation every two minutes,” Michie said. “You wanna know why? Because somebody else is footing the bill! It's like a law of nature or something.”
“I don't think that's what's going on with Tommy Stiles,” Hayley said. “He's actually paying me for the cake.” Paying her a lot, in point of fact.
Michelle was undeterred. “Okay, then maybe it's some weird kind of money-laundering scheme.”
“That involves cake?”
They locked eyes and broke into raucous laughter.
“I didn't say it had to make sense,” Michie protested, a tad defensively.
The truth was it didn't make sense and it probably never would. Maybe this really was one of those random acts of good fortune that defied rhyme or reason but showed up in your life just the same.
If only she could believe that.
“Trish is alone up front,” Hayley said when they finally stopped laughing about money-laundering baked goods. “You go out there and spell her and I'll fax over the revised plans.”
“His lawyer's office opens this early?”
“Probably not but this way it'll be waiting for him when he gets there.”
With a little more luck, when the other shoe finally dropped, she wouldn't be there to hear it.
Montauk
Who the hell would be faxing him at seven thirty in the morning?
Finn, fully clothed, had just dropped off into a deep sleep on his living room sofa when the high-pitched whine of the fax machine down the hall erupted. He slammed the sofa pillow over his head and buried his face deeper into the seat cushion but he couldn't block out the sound.
Every time he thought the damn thing was finished it started over again, that ear-piercing shriek arrowing straight into his tired brain.
He could either lie there trying to ignore it or he could get his lazy ass up, stumble down the hall, and rip the phone cord out of the wall.
This had better be one of the overseas promoters with a poor grasp of time zones faxing over an agreement for countersignature and not some moron from one of the contiguous forty-eight.
“What theâ?” he muttered as he surveyed the litter of pages scattered across the hardwood floor. The fax shrieked again and began to pump out more pages at a rapid clip.
Time for action. He bent down and peered behind the fax machine, located the phone jack, and detached the cord. Then he yanked the plug from the electrical socket. He considered taking the machine itself and tossing it out the window but decided against it.
He kicked aside a pile of pages and was halfway out the door when something caught his eye and he stopped. He bent down and retrieved a sketch of a drum set and a scribbled note.
Attn: Finn Rafferty
From: Hayley G.âGoldy's Bakery
I'm faxing two pages of sketches for the Stiles project. Instead of creating one giant cake (bass drum), I propose an entire drum set composed of oversized decorated cookies (built up on suitably decorated supports) and ten individual double-layer cakes gilded w/gold & silver leaf to rep After Life's platinum & gold record sales. All at agreed upon price.
Let me know what you think ASAP.
Hayley
He yawned, hooked everything back up again, and scribbled a response on the cover sheet. The woman was clearly one of those morning types. Probably took after her mother.
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“Hayley!” Maureen's voice rang out across the bakery kitchen. “Incoming!”
Hayley made a dash for the machine. Talk about a dedicated employee. Clearly working for a superstar wasn't a walk in the park.
She grabbed the page the second the machine spat it out onto the tray.
No problem. 10 cakes idea is great.
FR
Finn was messing in the kitchen fiddling with the wonky cord on his coffeemaker when he heard the fax machine shriek again.
He hadn't moved that fast since his days on the college track team.
Glad you like it but what about your boss?
Hayley
“Again with the fax machine.” Frank's knowing grin merited another sock in the ribs from his wife, Maureen. “Hot deal in the works?”
“Hotter than you know,” Hayley said with an answering grin. “There's something big in the wind, Frankie!”
She grabbed the latest fax.
He'll be fine w/it. You have the go-ahead.
FR
I need that in writing.
Hayley
You just got it in writing.
FR
I mean, an amended contract.
Hayley
She jumped when her cell rang.
“You're serious?” a male voice said.
An idiotic smile broke across her face and she turned away from Frank's and Maureen's curious stares.
“I'm very serious.”
“You want the contract amended.”
“Don't you?”
“I'm the lawyer and I'm not worried.”
“That's why I am worried.”
It popped out. She hadn't meant to say it but there it was. Good-bye to the ten cakes, the deposit, the whole deal.
But he surprised her by laughing. And not just one of those you'll-pay-for-that-crack kind of laughs. A real one.
Despite herself, her smile widened.
“I didn't mean that the way it sounded,” she said.
“Sure you did. I don't trust lawyers either.”
It was her turn to laugh. “Now I'm sure I want an amended contract.”
Rafferty didn't miss a beat. “If you want one, I'll fax you one.”
She listened for subtext but there didn't seem to be any. If she had stepped on his male ego, he didn't let on. The guy was either a darn good actor or remarkably secure.
Now was the time to match his goodwill with a matching display of equal goodwill but she couldn't seem to make that leap.
“The amended contract?” he prodded. “Yes or no?”
“Yes,” she said.
She could hear the surprise in the silence between them.
“Okay,” he said. “I'll fax it to you later this morning.”
“It's nothing personal. I just believe in crossing all the
t
's and dotting all the
i
's.”
“Check your account later this afternoon,” he reminded her. “The deposit should be available by two p.m.”
“I know I sound paranoid. I mean, your faxed okay is probably enough butâ”
“You're not paranoid. I'd advise a client to do exactly what you're doing.”
Which caught her attention. “You didn't advise Tommy Stiles to get the contract amended. You were okay with just the fax. Why is that?”