Read Just a Corpse at Twilight Online
Authors: Janwillem Van De Wetering
"But doesn't that take time?"
"Maybe not so much time. We're all part-time clammers here. Everybody keeps equipment for digging clams on their boats."
The plane was circling Bar Island.
"Now what were we looking for again?" Ishmael asked. "Something dead, you said? Something human?"
Grijpstra mumbled.
"Anyone I know?"
Grijpstra was looking at Bar Island.
"I would have noticed," Ishmael said. "I'm up here a lot ofthe time. If there's any carrion, I see the birds eat it. There may be dead seals on the rocks, or dolphins, or pilot whales. Could be in the woods, a deer, or a moose. I always fly low to check it out. One never knows. I've found backpackers needing bug spray, fugitives in search of food, crazed veterans who've got to be told the war is over."
"You did that?" Grijpstra asked.
"Sure."
"You're your brother's keeper?"
"I hardly know my brother," Ishmael said. "It's the frustrated family thing, I think. One tends to replace unlovable loved ones by perfect strangers."
There seemed nothing out of the way below, except perhaps de Gier, who was out with his trusty Nikon, walking around on Squid Island's shore.
"Looking for Mr. Bear again," Ishmael said. He had seen Mr. Bear, an impressive black-and-brown specimen, clambering ashore near the Point at daybreak. Hairy Harry and Billy Boy were always looking for Mr. Bear too. Mr. Bear and Hairy Harry were the same size but Mr. Bear had hair all over. Mr. Bear was Hairy Harry's nemesis. Ishmael thought Mr. Bear inhabited Jeremy Island. Jeremy had said he had met sleepy bears wandering around his island on unseasonably warm winter days when they'd wake up and take the air before turning in again. In summer they were more likely to roam a large area.
"What else do you have here?" Grijpstra asked. "Wolves?"
"No," Ishmael said, "only coyotes. You can hear them howl when the moon is full or when the fire engine is testing out its siren in Jameson."
Grijpstra was looking down at Bar Island. He pointed. "Like that maybe?"
Ishmael said that coyotes were a bit bigger and tan colored. "That's Kathy Two coming back from her walk. The old junker must be close." Ishmael located the
Kaihy
Three,
anchored in a cove near the Point. "Flash must have put the dog ashore." Ishmael chuckled. "Kathy Two likes to call on Lorraine."
He pointed at the cabin cruiser. "Doing some work for a change, fishing for dinner."
Flash and Bad George, on folding chairs, feet on the railing, phallically raised their rods to greet the airplane.
Grijpstra thought it was interesting that a man would believe that a small woolly dog was his mother. Ishmael thought it was funny too but he had known Kathy One and there was a kind of everlasting indignation in the woman that this dog showed too—the same defiant attitude toward a universe created for the sole purpose of annoying her.
"And another thing," Ishmael said, "when Kathy Two is all done for the day and does her summing-up rumination on the boat's bow ... the way she sits there, with her long tufted ears stuck out sideways, like braids on a Passama-quoddy woman—Flash's mother was part Native American, I'll have you know—and the face a little forward, that's Kathy One all right."
"Woman comes back as dog," Grijpstra said.
"There couldn't be no such thing," Ishmael agreed.
The Tailorcraft fluttered back to sea after weaving its goodbyes around the old cruiser.
"Old tub is ready to sink. Would fill up overnight if they didn't keep two bilge pumps going, which exhausts their batteries, and they're always short of fuel to regenerate them."
"So what if she sinks?" Grijpstra asked, "What happens to her proud owners?"
"Their type doesn't take well to handouts," Ishmael said.
"Then what?"
"Take handouts, what else?" Ishmael asked. "Food stamps for dog food. Public assistance check for booze. Housing Authority for rent."
"Then what?"
"More loss of self-esteem in the homeless shelter. Drunken driving in stolen cars. The judge will make them watch bad news in jail."
"Can that boat be repaired?"
"No," Ishmael said, "but money could buy them something better."
"Plenty of cash around here," Grijpstra said.
"All they have to do is find it," Ishmael said.
Now that the quest for corpse-eating birds had led nowhere Ishmael steered further out.
Macho Bandido
was sailing a few miles offshore, close to the wind, looking good and trim. So was the captain, a dapper little man in a blue blazer and white slacks, and a hat with a gold-braided visor.
"Bildah Farnsworth," Ishmael said, making the Tai-lorcraft dip its wings. Bildah waved. Hairy Harry's bald pointed skull shone in the bright sunlight. Obscenely, Grijpstra thought.
"Rubbed himself with sun-blocking oil," Ishmael said. "All that bald skin might burn badly in this weather."
The sheriff, reading the commentary in the sky, flashed a glimmering fist. The Tailorcraft, startled, veered back to the coast.
"Not so friendly now," Grijpstra said, looking back at the white sailboat, dainty now in the distance. He shook his head. "That sheriff is bad."
"Badly blissful at times," Ishmael said.
Grijpstra thought that was a contradiction in terms. A crime is a violation of a social law, aiming to diminish the common good. A criminal, damaging the well-being of the tribe to which he belongs, especially when he is chosen to protect the tribe's good, feels guilty. Guilt and happiness are opposite feelings and cannot go together. He explained as much.
Ishmael explained differently. Bad bliss comes about by outsmarting tribal pressure. "Bildah Farnsworth and Hairy Harry are good at that."
Grijpstra grunted.
"I'm surprised you're small-minded," Ishmael said.
"There's good," Grijpstra said, "there's bad."
Ishmael shook his head. "We made that up ourselves. How about supposing there's neither? There's having a good time, though, but who dares to have it? Maybe Hairy Harry does." Ishmael narrowed his eyes wishfully while he poked Grijpstra's chest. "Let me tell you. There's a lake here, inland a bit. Few people can find it but its easy to spot from the sky. A perfectly round lake, great for racing. There was a big marijuana plantation close by owned by out-of-county folks who Harry busted. One of the spoils was an antique speedboat with a racing engine.
"There she is," Ishmael said.
The Tailorcraft had reached the inland lake. The speedboat was still there, wrecked on rocks. "Silly Billy Boy did that," Ishmael said. "Billy Boy isn't very good with boats. Billy Boy isn't good at being happy. Hairy Harry is better. Hairy Harry is also a better boater. That day when I was flying across the lake he was zipping about at full speed, one happy sheriff in the smoothest of antique glorious speedboats, and behind him, water skiing, was. . ."
Ishmael turned to Grijpstra. "Can you hear me, Krip?"
"Yes."
"Engine not too noisy?"
"No."
". . . was a goddess, a naked goddess. The goddess was happy too."
"Good," Grijpstra said.
Ishmael's smile was crafty. "Kripstra, would you like to know who that honey-skinned long-legged raven-haired tumbly-titted goddess might have been?"
"Not Aki," Grijpstra said. "Not even when you say so. Okay?"
Ishmael patted Grijpstra's shoulder. "Just trying to make a point, Krip." He winked. "To myself maybe. I don't like to take sides. There aren't any, you know."
They flew home, Ishmael quietly, Grijpstra pensively for a while. To cheer himself Grijpstra watched for gasoline bubbles on the windscreen but the fuel pump worked fine now. They saw Ishmael's home on the way to Jameson's airstrip: the four-storied canning factory, no longer working, close to the Point at the tip of the peninsula. They also saw Kathy Two, stuffing around a small weathered cabin on Bar Island.
"Looking for Lorraine," Ishmael said. The dog was standing up against the cabin's door.
"You know what twirling is?" Ishmael asked. He demonstrated the term, first making the plane gain height, then switching off the engine and twisting the Tailorcraft down. "Like a leaf in autumn?" Ishmael asked. "You like that?"
Grijpstra's eyes were closed but he heard Kathy Two bark furiously.
"It's like Lorraine is still alive," Ishmael said. "Like Kathy Two is disappointed that her friend isn't home."
Grijpstra groaned from an increasing depth of bottomless fear.
"If Lorraine," Ishmael was saying from a considerable distance, "were not alive, as you seem to think—since who were we looking for all morning, eh, Mister Detective?— Mrs. Farnsworth wouldn't bark, no sir, that dog would howl "
Grijpstra howled. The Tailorcraft was close to the water when Ishmael started the engine up again. The little plane straightened out easily and skimmed waves. "It's okay when there are waves," Ishmael said. "With waves you can see the surface. I lost a plane once when the water was still. You're supposed to buzz the water with your propeller, to see where it is so you won't hit it, but I hadn't learned that yet. The plane broke up when it dived and turned over.
"And you?"
"I broke my neck," Ishmael said, "but they can fix that now. They couldn't fix the plane, though."
"No," Nellie said, half awake. "You've got his number? Shall I give it to you? Or are you out of quarters again? Shall I ask him to phone you? I don't want to do this anymore. I keep forgetting the questions. Are you all right? HenkieLuwie, come back quickly now, stay away from that woman."
Grijpstra, leaning against Beth's Diner's wall, next to the pay phone, looked at Jameson Harbor. The fishing fleet was out.
Macho Bandido,
impeccable again, sails twirled and sheathed, tugged gently at its mooring. Bildah Farnsworth was on board, tipping back a shot glass, smacking his lips, swallowing, shivering, smiling. Hairy Harry, naked down to his gleaming bare belly button, was tearing off the top of another beer fresh from the cooler, watching rivulets of condensation run down the can's sides, pouring down foamy frothy cold . . . outdoing the commercials, Grijpstra thought. Grijpstra wanted to join Hairy Harry, have a beer himself, merge good and evil, go boating on the bay, tell jokes, laugh with his new friend, take Aki along, two charming and intelligent Akis—or three, one for Bildah too. Why all this animosity? Share a lovely planet in an unlimited universe, enjoy the short stay.
The pay phone rang. "Yessir," Grijpstra said, "did you just go to bed? Sorry to wake you up, sir."
"Adjutant," the commissaris said sleepily. "Oh, I beg your pardon, Henk, I mean, uh . . ."
"It's okay, sir," Grijpstra said. "You've been directing the case, I gather. How are your legs? I could have asked Nellie to phone you later but she hung up. Your legs bothering you, sir?"
"No," the commissaris said, "in fact, I'm planning to have a look at the Maine coast myself, but... no, please, Katrien, go back to bed. Sorry, Adjutant. . . ."
"Yessir. Any suggestions, sir?"
"Well, I'm sure you're doing an excellent job. I wish I could . . . no, please, Katrien, nobody is going anywhere yet. . . . Oh dear, now what have I done? Suggestions, Adjutant?"
"Yessir. Questions. Anything I should be doing now since I still can't find the body?"
"You're looking for the grave?"
"Maybe there isn't a grave," Grijpstra said. "Flash and Bad George don't strike me as too efficient."
"They did save your life, though."
"That was the dog."
"The famous dog." The commissaris chuckled. "Yes, I heard that."
"You had me taped, didn't you, sir?"
"Uh . . . yes . . . Katrien bought the machine, a recording gadget that clips to Nellie's phone. Very clear, Ad—Henk, wonderful what this new audio equipment can do. So, you think Flash and friend threw Lorraine's body overboard?"
"If it was Lorraine's body, sir."
"Good," the commissaris said. "That's good. You ascertained that another woman was missing?"
"Yes."
"Who?"
"I read all the recent newspapers kept at Beth's Diner, asked some questions. A sixteen-year-old reputedly ran away from abusive parents in Jameson, sir, but that missing person is overweight, with fat feet, sir."
"The corpse de Gier saw didn't have fat feet?"
"Slender feet, sir."
"But de Gier was incapable at the time."
"I think he did notice the feet on the body."
"So you believe he saw the dead body of a blond-haired woman with slender feet?"
"Yessir."
"Well, now," the commissaris said cheerfully. "De Gier wouldn't kick a pregnant woman. Is he still drinking now?"
"He says he will never drink again."
"Keep you company," the commissaris said. "He might not miss it. I've been cutting back myself. Drop of brandy with the coffee. So de Gier is not violent now, is he?"
"No, sir."
"And was he violent before the woman got hurt?"
"Yes," Grijpstra said.
"
What?
Are you sure, Adju—Henk? You mean to tell me that Rinus was habitually and physically abusing a girlfriend while under the influence of alcohol and/or drugs?"
"There was an incident involving firewood, sir. There's a big fireplace in the pagoda. When de Gier came here the nights were still cold. April, sir. Spring doesn't come until June. Firewood had been brought to Squid Island, cut and split, high-quality hardwood. Flash and Bad George do that sort of thing: caretaking. The firewood was nicely stacked. Sorted by size and color, an artistic job. They must have been paid by the hour. . . ."
"Don't tell me de Gier destroyed that beautiful firewood stack?"
"I'm afraid he did, sir. He kicked about half of it down the rocks. Got frustrated, he said, and the firewood was just sitting there."
"Did suspect tell you voluntarily?"
"No, sir. I was walking around the island and noticed the split logs lying on the beach so I reconstructed what must have happened."
"Did suspect lie? Tell you it blew down?"
"No, sir."
"What was de Gier frustrated about?"