Jack on the Tracks

I
t was dark. Dad was driving and I was riding shotgun.

We had been heading toward Miami from the moment he locked the front door of our rental house in Cape Hatteras, twisted the brass key off his key ring, stooped down, and slid it back under the door. “That’s that,” he declared, rubbing his hands together. As he stepped away the screened door banged back against the jamb like a starter’s pistol. Dad smiled broadly, then reached into his rear pocket and removed his handkerchief. He flicked it open and waved it above his head.

“Gentlemen,” he announced, as if we were at the Indy 500, “start your engines.”

A minute later I had a gas-station road map unfolded over my lap and we were crossing the outer-islands bridge, leaving Cape Hatteras behind. I took a deep breath of summer sea air and wondered if the ocean in Miami would have the same sour crab-shell smell as the ocean in North Carolina. I hoped so. When I woke up in the middle of the night the smell of the ocean always made me imagine our house was afloat and lost at sea. In the morning I was always a little disappointed that we hadn’t been washed away like the Swiss Family Robinson.

Mom and Betsy and Pete had flown ahead. They were cleaning up our next rental while staying at a motel. Dad and I had loaded up the U-Haul truck during the day and planned to meet them as fast as we could make it down.

“You know, Dad,” I said once we left North Carolina and entered South Carolina, “I’ve been thinking. I have a feeling that I left the water running in the bathroom.”

“I’m sure you didn’t,” he said. “Don’t worry about it.”

“And”—I hesitated—”I think I may have left the gas burner on in the kitchen.”

“I don’t think so,” he replied, as a line of cars passed us. “I would have smelled it.”

“And I think I left my backpack in—”

Dad had heard enough. He jerked his eyes away from the windshield and stared at me for so long we drifted across the white lines into the next lane. “Let me set you straight on the definition of
thinking”
he said, carefully pronouncing every word as if they were to be carved in stone. He wasn’t in a good mood to begin with. We had the most powerless U-Haul truck ever built. Each time we climbed a hill we slowed down so much he had to drive in the break-down lane so every car on the east coast could get around us.
“Thinking,”
Dad continued, glancing at the road and making an adjustment so we wouldn’t cause a pileup, “is when you actually
think
of something you remember doing. Like, if you remember leaving the spigot running in the bathroom—if you actually picture doing it in your mind—then that is
thinking.
But,” he stressed, holding up one finger to mark his point as cars screamed past us,
“worrying
is when you can’t remember leaving the spigot on.
Worrying
is just
guessing
you left the spigot on.
Guessing
is not
thinking.
And
worrying
and hand-wringing are what nuts do all day long when they are dressed in those little white suits.
Worrying
about every little thing that never happened is what got them put in the loony bin in the first place. So, if I were you, I would really make sure you are very clear about the difference between
thinking
and
worrying.
Because, in the game of life, one will take you to the top of the heap. And one will put you on the bottom. Now
think
about that.” He reached over and rapped his knuckles on my head, as if he might wake up the brain cells and set them straight too.

He was right. I knew it, and he definitely knew it. Thinking and guessing were two different things. When I took a spelling test there was a huge difference between knowing the answer and guessing, because when i guessed I was usually wrong. And around the house, like when Mom asked me where I had left the scissors and I replied, “I think I left them in the living room,” that was a guess too, because I usually had no idea what I’d done with them.

But I couldn’t break myself from the guessing habit, and as we began to crawl up another hill my mind drifted and I said, “Maybe the truck has a flat tire?”

“Maybe?”
Dad said harshly as he crushed the gas pedal and stuck his arm out the window to wave drivers around us.
“Maybe
is the same as
guessing!
Did you not learn a thing from what I just said? Did my words of wisdom go in one ear and out the other?”

Suddenly, I felt trapped. Maybe I had riding shotgun all wrong. Instead of me holding the gun like those old stagecoach guards and protecting us from bad guys, Dad had the gun and it was aimed at me. “Sorry,” I squeaked, and knew it was time to change the subject before he had me run along outside and help push the truck up the hill.

He had taken a job in Miami selling prestressed concrete beams—whatever those were—and I wondered if he was thinking about his new beginning. I had been thinking a lot about mine and figured it would give us something in common to talk about. But before saying anything, I looked him over to see if I could read his thoughts. He was holding the steering wheel with both hands and staring out through the windshield. The orange glow of the gauges and the sweep of lights from oncoming cars lit up his face, and he carefully steered a little to the left and then a little to the right as if he were a safecracker practicing how to break Florida open like a bank vault and find the “really big money.”

“What are you thinking about?” I asked, as we started down a hill and the truck picked up speed.

“I’m starving,” he replied. “We left town so fast I forgot to eat dinner.”

“Starving for what?” I asked.

“A steak,” he said dreamily. “A big juicy steak and a cup of good coffee.” He chewed on his lower lip as if he’d bite it off.

“Mom packed some hard-boiled eggs,” I said, and reached toward the cooler at my feet.

“Eggs are for eggheads,” he said. “Keep your eyes open for a place to stop.”

As I stared out at the sparkling green-and-silver road signs and the dark pines behind them, I tried to imagine what Miami was like but couldn’t picture anything much besides sharks, water moccasins, alligators, and Key lime pie. I knew a lot more about what I had left behind than about what I was stepping into. Closing the door to our house in Cape Hatteras was the same as reading the last page of a really good book and putting it back on the shelf. Now I had to wonder what awaited me in the sequel. A comedy? A mystery? Or a tragedy? I’d soon find out. I knew this was a time to look on the bright side, but I was still worried. I didn’t know if I would make nice new friends. I didn’t know what my next school would be like. I didn’t know
anything.

“I’m worried again,” I said to Dad. I knew I was asking for trouble, but I couldn’t help myself.

He sighed. “You’ve got to learn to
think positive,”
he said. “You know why those two words—
think
and
positive
—go together so well? Because thinking
is
positive. You never hear people say,
worry yourself healthy.
No, they say,
worry yourself sick.
And that is why so many people are sick. They worry too much.”

That’s so true, I thought. I wished I had my diary. I was always trying to find ways to fill the pages. But I had packed it. “Hey, Dad,” I asked. “Will you remember all this stuff so I can write it down later?”

He smiled at me. “How could I forget?” he said. “After all, what I am teaching you are the pillars of truth in life. Once you learn these lessons, you never forget them, and your life is better for it.”

Suddenly he pointed up ahead. “Look,” he said. “A truck stop. I bet I can get a good steak there.”

“Yeah,” I said brightly, trying to sound positive as I clapped my hands together. “Great. A truck stop. Boy, that is really great. Lady Luck is on our side tonight.”

“Don’t overreact,” Dad said dryly. “It’s a truck stop, not the pearly gates of heaven. When we drive through Georgia I’ll explain to you the difference between a
balanced
reaction and an
overreaction,
so you can sound like a smart guy and not a fluff ball. But right now, I just want to eat.”

We pulled off at the exit and headed for the glowing sign, which was twice as tall as the trees all around it and so blinding it could probably be seen from the moon. There was a line of freight trucks parked like elephants from head to tail. As we slowly drove by, I felt their diesel engines throb like enormous hearts. Some drivers stood drinking coffee and talking while others crisscrossed the asphalt parking lot, which was shiny with oil stains and crushed cans. For a moment I imagined their lives as they drove all over the country, talking to each other on radios and meeting up at truck stops. I wondered if they had homes or if they lived in their trucks with their wives and kids like the old lady who lived in a shoe.