Authors: Sophia Acheampong
My phone beeped again. What was it with nocturnal people! I got next to no texts and then they all came at once. It was like waiting for a bus!
Nelson: | Â Â Â | Wanna revise Monday nite? |
Me: | Â Â Â | Sure. How come you're up so late? |
Nelson: | Â Â Â | Just got back from my cousin's party. Soz if I woke U. I'll meet U outside your school â I finish early. X |
Me: | Â Â Â | Sure. C U then . |
Whatever.
The ceremony details could wait
.
Me: | Â Â Â | Get to a computer pronto. We need IM convo, like yesterday . |
Bharti: | Â Â Â | OMG! Has something huge happened? |
Me: | Â Â Â | Don't be totally illogical. Of course it HAS! |
When I got home at about six p.m, Delphy was already in her room doing her homework or up to something. It was hard to tell nowadays â either way she'd make sure she had a book that resembled a text book in front of her alongside an exercise book on the desk. I was impressed: apart from her earlier indiscretion involving those bags from New York, she had managed to keep her promise to Mum and Dad about not getting involved in any mini business ventures before secondary school.
âHey, Dad,' I said, as he walked in carrying a whole load of papers.
âMakeeda, do you think you could order a pizza or something tonight? I told your mum I'd cook, but I've got to go through this lot.'
âWhere's Mum?'
âShe's gone to help Grace. So can you sort out dinner?'
âSure, Dad!' Delphina shouted from the top of the stairs.
âHe asked me!' I protested.
âDon't argue about it â just sort it out!' Dad said, before disappearing into the dining room.
Delphina rolled her eyes. It was the same every six months. Dad would have to sort out the paperwork for the garage before meeting his accountant and would get into a bad mood. (Mum was the same around Ofsted inspections. She was already deputy head of the history department and she'd only been there just over a year.) The good news, though, was that Dad wouldn't notice if I didn't start revising immediately. My phone beeped.
Bharti: | Â Â Â | Makeeda? I'm waiting. I've just had to sneak a plate of âsupper' from the warden . |
Me: | Â Â Â | Seconds!! |
Bharti was away on a revision course that meant that she was excused from school for a few days. Our school was only letting her do it because they didn't want anything affecting their position in the league tables. I quickly logged on.
BoredBharti: | Â Â Â | Well? |
Diva: | Â Â Â | OMG, I just spent a weird revision session with Nelson . |
BoredBharti: | Â Â Â | Did you and Nelson get any revision done? ;) |
Diva: | Â Â Â | Sort of. BUT, have I told you about the puberty ceremony? |
BoredBharti: | Â Â Â | What puberty ceremony? |
I quickly filled her in about my discovery that, in one phone call, I had agreed to undergo a traditional ceremony.
BoredBharti: | Â Â Â | Wait, so instead of hanging up on your nana you just did the yeah, yeah, thing? |
Diva: | Â Â Â | Yup! |
BoredBharti: | Â Â Â | Ha HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA |
Diva: | Â Â Â | Oh thanks! |
BoredBharti: | Â Â Â | Sorry . |
Diva: | Â Â Â | Don't tell me, the âa' key got stuck on the keyboard! |
BoredBharti: | Â Â Â | It didn't. I was just being cruel. Makeeda, U can be a real thicko sometimes. Just tell them you don't want to do the ceremony . |
Diva: | Â Â Â | It's not that simple . |
It wasn't. It was too late to back out now â I would look stupid. I couldn't bear the thought of the smug look on Afua's face. Plus, a bit of me didn't want to disappoint everyone.
BoredBharti: | Â Â Â | Yes it is . |
Diva: | Â Â Â | Bharti, it's not! U can't tell me to not do something traditional, after all the things you do for your culture and religion! |
BoredBharti: | Â Â Â | Whatever! So why bother telling me in the first place? You seem to have all the answers already! |
She was right. I needed her and I was being mean.
Diva: | Â Â Â | Sorry. I just wish I could hop on a bus and see you and we could pretend to revise in that coffee shop in Harrow . |
BoredBharti: | Â Â Â | LOL I miss U too. I have only made two mates here. It's so lame. Every1 is more serious than I am about revision . |
Diva: | Â Â Â | What? That's totally illogical! |
BoredBharti: | Â Â Â | I know! So what happened with Nelson? |
Diva: | Â Â Â | Nothing much. It was OK, I guess . |
I had met Nelson earlier that evening to revise, but we spent most of our time messing around. Not like before when we'd kiss, but literally messing around, like chucking bits of paper at each other and getting asked to leave the library in front of everyone. It was beginning to feel more like we were mates. It didn't help that when we left we bumped into Nick and his new friend Sanari.
BoredBharti: | Â Â Â | So what does Nick's girlfriend look like? |
Diva: | Â Â Â | Why do you think she's his girlfriend?? |
BoredBharti: | Â Â Â | CHILL! I meant as in girl (space) friend. So what does she look like? |
Diva: | Â Â Â | Gorgeous. She has almond-shaped eyes, really great dress sense and her jewellery looked real. I hate her . |
BoredBharti: | Â Â Â | Huh? Now who's being totally illogical? You can't hate someone you just met! |
Diva: | Â Â Â | Well, she is doing her A-levels and was trying to give me advice on my GCSEs like I was some kind of thicko! |
BoredBharti: | Â Â Â | Wait a minute â you're not a thicko?? |
Diva: | Â Â Â | Hey! |
BoredBharti: | Â Â Â | Makeeda, I'm really sorry, but I can't stay too long. The other class finishes in ten minutes so there'll be a huge queue to use the PCs. Seriously, it's like there were free iPods sprouting out of the PCs or something . |
Diva: | Â Â Â | LOL! Oh soz. I 4got U weren't home . |
Delphina was yelling at me about dinner, but I didn't care; there was something I still had to run by Bharti.
âDelphy! Just get whatever you know I like and wouldn't cuss you over!'
âHuh?' Delphy said.
âChoose wisely, little sis!' I said and closed my bedroom door. I told Bharti about what had happened after Nelson and I left Nick and Sanari. Nelson and I did our usual thing, where I spent some time avoiding a kiss then finally gave in. For a while it had felt like we weren't as affectionate with each other as before. Sometimes we'd see each other and the closest we'd get to kissing was an awkward hug. This time we kissed, but I didn't expect the strange feeling that kissing him left me with.
BoredBharti: | Â Â Â | What do you mean, it felt weird? |
Diva: | Â Â Â | It just did. |
BoredBharti: | Â Â Â | What, like kissing cousins â just plain wrong weird, or you have bad breath, please introduce some mouthwash to your oral hygiene routine weird? |
Diva: | Â Â Â | Both. |
BoredBharti: | Â Â Â | Oh. |
Diva: | Â Â Â | Oh? Is that all you can say? |
BoredBharti: |    | Soz. Is just that um ⦠|
Diva: | Â Â Â | BHARTI? |
BoredBharti: | Â Â Â | Don't flipping CAPS me! |
Diva: | Â Â Â | Soz. |
BoredBharti: |    | Well ⦠bad kisses always mean bad things. I mean, didn't Judas use a kiss to betray Jesus? |
Diva: | Â Â Â | Yeah, I suppose so. |
BoredBharti: | Â Â Â | You're meant to be Christian, you should KNOW! |
Diva: | Â Â Â | Oh shut up, are you telling me you know all the deities in Hinduism? |
BoredBharti: | Â Â Â | No, but we are sitting our religious studies exam in a month and Hinduism, Judaism,Christianity and Islam are in the exam! So back to the kiss thing. Heard of the kiss of death? |
Diva: | Â Â Â | Yeah. OHMIGOD!! |
BoredBharti: | Â Â Â | What is it with U and CAPS? |
Diva: | Â Â Â | So you think Nelson's either going to betray me or kill me? LOL! |
BoredBharti: | Â Â Â | Ha flipping haaa! |
I knew exactly what Bharti meant though, but it felt strange to be finally saying it. This had been a long road with an obvious end. Nelson and I were over.
Diva: | Â Â Â | That was our last kiss, wasn't it? |
BoredBharti: | Â Â Â | Yeah. Sorry, Makeeda. The good news is that,according to your star sign, new beginnings only happen when stale bread is thrown out. |
Diva: | Â Â Â | What? |
BoredBharti: | Â Â Â | Sorry, I got sidetracked by a bit of stale bread near my keyboard. It says, âNew beginnings only start when we acknowledge the stale relationships we have. Don't let the green-eyed monster prevent you from making new friends.' |
Diva: | Â Â Â | That's interesting. I wonder if it's talking about Nelson or Nick. |
BoredBharti: | Â Â Â | Nick? |
Diva: | Â Â Â | Oh, I meant his friend Sanari, dunno why I said him?! So what does your one say? |
BoredBharti: | Â Â Â | It says, âYou've been struck by Cupid's arrow,but beware: this could be a romantic rollercoaster.Enjoy the ride for now! |
Diva: | Â Â Â | Well? Anything to tell me? Who hit you with Cupid's arrow? |
BoredBharti: | Â Â Â | Yeah, right, like that's gonna happen to me on a revision course! That's totally illogical! Listen,I'm getting evils from people in the queue. I have to go. Catch up when I get back. |
Diva: | Â Â Â | Yeah, thanks. BTW how did you smuggle your mobile in? I thought they banned them on the course? |
BoredBharti: | Â Â Â | They did. I went old-school and hid it in my sock, which meant faking a sprained ankle.About five of us got away with it. I'm in the cool crowd, Makeeda. Bye!! X |
Talking to Bharti had made me realise a lot of things. But first things first: I needed to tell Mum and Dad the truth about the puberty ceremony. I couldn't go on pretending I was really excited to do it, when it freaked me out and could potentially ruin my holiday.
I walked into the living room to find Mum and Dad sitting on the sofa. Mum must have got back early and calmed Dad down. She had her legs across Dad's lap. I was just grateful they weren't kissing. Recently they'd been all over each other, ever since they'd started going to the gym together. When your own love life wasn't exactly high on the old kissometer, the last thing you needed to see were PDAs (Parental Displays of Affection). Bharti and I both agreed it messed with your head. I mean, we were living proof it went on so we really didn't need to see it.