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But we’ve gone and left poor Mr. Chuzzlewit hanging: “Martin took the glass with an astonished look; applied his lips to the reed; and cast up his eyes once in ecstasy.” While I wouldn’t go that far, I’d certainly rather have a Sherry Cobbler than not and sometimes—when it’s beastly hot, or when I’m in the mood for a caress rather than a left hook—a lot rather.
SHERRY COBBLER
The basic trunk from which all other Cobblers branched.
 
(USE LARGE BAR-GLASS.)
 
2 WINE-GLASSES
[4 OZ]
OF SHERRY
 
1 TABLE-SPOONFUL OF SUGAR
 
2 OR 3 SLICES OF ORANGE
 
Fill a tumbler with shaved ice, shake well, and ornament with berries in season. Place a straw as represented in the wood-cut.
SOURCE: JERRY THOMAS, 1862
The Sherry Cobbler. From
The Bon Vivant’s Companion
, 1862. (Author’s collection)
NOTES ON INGREDIENTS:
The amount of sugar (superfine) used should vary according to the kind of sherry. There were two kinds of sherry in general use: pale and brown. While it’s notoriously difficult to pin down historical styles of wine, it’s safe to say Thomas’s recipe is calibrated to the dry, pale kind—a fino or an amontillado. With these I like a little less sugar, but not much less—say, 2 teaspoons. If using a sweeter, darker sherry, such as an oloroso or, especially, a Pedro Ximenes, use still less sugar—1 teaspoon or less. The same rules apply to Cobblers made with other still wines.
For a
Catawba Cobbler
(“
Can
there be sin in such a nectar?” asked the
Knickerbocker
in 1855), you’re basically out of luck, quality Catawba wine having gone the way of the passenger pigeon (although I hear stirring noises . . . ). For a
Hock Cobbler
, though, use a nice Moselle, and a Bordeaux or other big red wine for the
Claret Cobbler
. For a
Whiskey Cobbler
, be aware that Thomas’s recipe calls for a full 4 ounces of the stuff, and is a heavy cargo to carry. It calls for no ornamentation.
Mr. Mayer, of Baltimore, instructs that “every particle of [the ice] is broken up into lumps not larger than a pea” and makes no mention of orange in his ur-Cobbler, merely pouring the sherry over “the fine cut peeling of half a lemon” and letting it sit for a couple of minutes.
 
NOTES ON EXECUTION:
As Thomas writes, “The ‘cobbler’ does not require much skill in compounding, but to make it acceptable to the eye, as well as to the palate, it is necessary to display some taste in ornamenting the glass after the beverage is made.” See the illustration, which shows “how a cobbler should look when made to suit an epicure.” The best way to execute this is by dissolving the sugar in an equal amount of water in a cocktail shaker, adding the wine and orange slices, filling it with cracked ice, and shaking vigorously (the shaking will muddle the fruit). Then pour it unstrained into a tall glass, lance it with a straw, and berry it up. The
Steward & Barkeeper’s Manual
suggests that the berries be shaken in with the rest. That makes for a fruitier drink, but a less attractive one.
CHAMPAGNE COBBLER
This one requires a somewhat different technique.
 
(ONE BOTTLE OF WINE TO FOUR LARGE BAR-
 
GLASSES.)
 
1 TABLE-SPOONFUL
[1 TSP]
OF SUGAR
 
1 PIECE EACH OF ORANGE AND LEMON PEEL
 
 
Fill the tumbler one-third full with shaved ice, and fill balance with wine, ornament in a tasty manner with berries in season. This beverage should be sipped through a straw.
SOURCE: JERRY THOMAS, 1862
 
NOTES ON INGREDIENTS:
This is a nice one to make with a rosé champagne.
 
NOTES ON EXECUTION:
It should be reinforced that the above is
per glass
, not per bottle. Dissolve the sugar first in a splash of water (or, of course, use a like amount of gum syrup).
CHAPTER 5
A HANDFUL OF EGG DRINKS
I have given what were generally known as “egg drinks” a little section of their own, as they are neither Punches nor part of the lineage of the Cocktail. In segregating them, I am mirroring their place in the psyche of the Jerry Thomas-age drinker. Formerly a major part of day-to-day drinking, by the middle of the nineteenth century drinks made with eggs had seen their role greatly diminished. There were exceptions. Some Fizzes used eggs, or at least parts of them. There was a
Flip
of sorts, that took the mighty quaff of Colonial days—when Flips were made from quarts of ale and gills of strong rum, thickened with eggs and sugar and poured back and forth from pitcher to pitcher—and shrank it to something that would fit in a Cocktail glass (to make one, shake up an egg with a wineglass of liquor or fortified wine of your choice, a splash of syrup, and plenty of ice; strain and grate nutmeg over the top). And there was the Tom & Jerry, the cold-weather favorite that carried the egg drink’s banner into the twentieth century, if not always at full height. But the only time that egg drinks really recaptured their former importance was on Christmas and New Year’s Day, when they were mandatory.
EGG NOGG
“Dec 25—Cloudy & thawy—very muddy—Christmas day—good many drunken ones around town & some few arrests for drunk & disorderly—got up 12—read paper—went down to Charley Ockel’s [saloon] & got some egg-nog.” Thus did Alf Doten, then living in Virginia City, Nevada, begin his Christmas in 1866. But that’s how
everyone
began their Christmas, if they could afford it and knew where to get their hands on some eggs (in the days before 7-Eleven, not a given) and weren’t infected with temperance principles. The very idea of Christmas or New Year’s Day without the stuff . . . It just wouldn’t be a holiday.
When Jerry Thomas wrote in 1862 that Egg Nogg “is a beverage of American origin, but it has a popularity that is cosmopolitan,” he was not wrong; if early European travelers to the United States viewed it as one of the novelties Americans were inflicting on the art of drinking, by the 1860s it was a drink of universal, if strictly seasonal, popularity (when Thomas added that in the North “it is a favorite of all seasons,” he was certainly overstating the case). It was popular enough to have spawned numerous variants, most of them sharing the characteristic that Doten recorded on Christmas Day 1871: “Egg nog is deceiptful.” In fact, that’s what people always liked about it, as can be seen in the earliest account of the drink I know of, in an article printed in the
Pittsburg Gazette
in 1801 describing the “Late, Mad Circuit of Judge Brackenridge through Washington County,” in the course of which this distinctly unsober judge finds himself at a country inn. “He ordered egg nogg to be made; upon tasting it he swore and damned so horribly that the whole family were terrified at his profaneness and all this merely because the egg nogg had not whiskey enough in it.” (Using whiskey in the Egg Nogg was strictly a backwoods practice; swells and epicures preferred brandy and rum, or fortified wines in theirs. But any port in a storm, as the saying goes—in validation of which, there’s even a mezcal Egg Nogg on record, made by Texan prisoners in Mexico, back in the Lone Star days. One shudders.)
Of Thomas’s six Egg Noggs, I have included the three best, one for a largish group and two for individual drinks.
BALTIMORE EGG NOGG
I’m not sure if I completely agree with Thomas that “Egg Nogg made in this manner is digestible, and will not cause headache,” or that “it makes an excellent drink for debilitated persons, and a nourishing diet for consumptives,” but I will say that it is thoroughly delicious.
(FOR A PARTY OF FIFTEEN.)
 
Take the yellow of sixteen eggs and twelve table-spoonfuls of pulverized loaf-sugar
[3-4 oz superfine sugar]
, and beat them to the consistency of cream; to this add two-thirds of a nutmeg grated, and beat well together; then mix in half a pint of good brandy or Jamaica rum, and two wine-glasses
[4 oz]
of Madeira wine. Have ready the whites of the eggs, beaten to a stiff froth, and beat them into the above-described mixture. When this is all done, stir in six pints of good rich milk. There is no heat used.
SOURCE: JERRY THOMAS, 1862
 
NOTES ON INGREDIENTS:
The 1887 edition of Thomas’s book suggests, correctly, that 10 eggs are enough; in any case, they should be “large,” not “jumbo.” As for the spirits: I prefer to split the difference, going with 5 ounces of cognac and 3 ounces of rum. In 1862, there was a far greater variety of Madeiras available than there is today. I like a Bual in this.
EGG NOGG
The individual version.
 
(USE LARGE BAR-GLASS.)
 
1 TABLE-SPOONFUL OF FINE WHITE SUGAR, DISSOLVED WITH
 
1 TABLE-SPOONFUL COLD WATER
 
1 EGG
 
1 WINE-GLASS
[2 OZ]
OF COGNAC BRANDY
 
½ WINE-GLASS
[1 OZ]
OF SANTA CRUZ RUM
 
1/3 TUMBLERFUL OF MILK
 
Fill the tumbler ¼ full with shaved ice, shake the ingredients until they are
thoroughly mixed together
, and grate a little nutmeg on top. Every well ordered bar has a tin egg-nogg“shaker”, which is a great aid in mixing this beverage.
SOURCE: JERRY THOMAS, 1862
 
NOTES ON INGREDIENTS:
For Thomas’s
Sherry Egg Nogg
, replace the cognac and rum with two wineglasses of oloroso sherry and use only the yolk of the egg. Then “quaff the nectar cup.”
 
NOTES ON EXECUTION:
This is the only drink in Thomas’s book that explicitly calls for the use of the Cocktail shaker.
GENERAL HARRISON’S EGG NOGG
Benjamin “Old Tippecanoe” Harrison ran for president in 1840 on the “log cabin and hard cider” ticket, the idea being that he was a common man of the people who just wanted to drink cider and sit on the porch of his cabin. The people bought it.
 
(USE LARGE BAR-GLASS.)
 
1 EGG
 
1½ TEA-SPOONFUL OF SUGAR
 
2 OR 3 SMALL LUMPS
[½ GLASS]
OF ICE
 
 
Fill the tumbler with cider, and shake well.This is a splendid drink, and is very popular on the Mississippi river. It was General Harrison’s favorite beverage.
SOURCE: JERRY THOMAS, 1862
 
NOTES ON INGREDIENTS:
The cider should of course be hard. Try to get something artisanal, made from whole cider apples, not concentrate.
TOM & JERRY
The reporter came right out and asked him; what was he gonna do, say no? The Professor went into his spiel:
 
One day in . . . 1847 a gentleman asked me to give him an egg beaten up in sugar. I prepared the article, and then . . . I thought to myself, ‘How beautiful the egg and sugar would be with brandy to it!’ I ran to the gentleman and, says I, ‘If you’ll only bear with me for five minutes I’ll fix you up a drink that’ll do your heartstrings good.’ He wasn’t at all averse to having the condition of his heartstrings improved, so back I went, mixed the egg and sugar, which I had beaten up into a kind of batter, with some brandy, then I poured in some hot water and stirred vigorously. The drink realised my expectations. It was the one thing I’d been dreaming of for months. . . . I named the drink after myself, kinder familiarly: I had two small white mice in those days, one of them I had called Tom and the other Jerry, so I combined the abbreviations in the drink, as Jeremiah P. Thomas would have sounded rather heavy, and that wouldn’t have done for a beverage.
 
By the early 1880s, when Alan Dale—the reporter in question—encountered him, Thomas must’ve been telling that story for thirty years. When his obituaries were written, he was unquestioningly credited with the invention of this popular drink. (Indeed, this anecdote appears almost verbatim in his obituary in the
New York Times.
) In his book, he says that people even called it “Jerry Thomas.” In a way, he
was
the drink. I’m sure he got to the point that he was almost believing that he invented it himself.
But he didn’t, as this little item from the Salem, Massachusetts,
Gazette
demonstrates:
 
At the Police Court in Boston, last week, a lad about thirteen years of age was tried for stealing a watch, and acquitted. In the course of the trial, it appeared that the prosecutor [i.e., the plaintiff] sold to the lad, under the name of “Tom and Jerry,” a composition of saleratus [i.e., baking soda], eggs, sugar, nutmeg, ginger, allspice and rum. A female witness testified that the boy . . . appeared to be perfectly deranged, probably in consequence of the ‘hell-broth’ that he had been drinking.
 
Thomas, you’ll recall, was born in 1830. This was published on March 20, 1827. Nor is this an isolated quote: numerous references to the drink from the 1830s and 1840s have turned up, all from New England. It’s quite possible, therefore, that Thomas mixed
his
first Tom & Jerry in 1847, while he was learning the bar business in new Haven, in the heart of the Tom & Jerry Belt. But
the
first? No way. No matter; if he didn’t invent the drink, he certainly did more than any other man to promote it.
From after the Civil War until the late 1880s, come the cold weather in October or November, every saloon worth wrecking with a hatchet would get down the china Tom & Jerry bowl and the little “shaving mugs” that went with it (these sets were commercially available since at least the early 1870s) and the newspapers would start making spavined jokes about Thomas and Jeremiah, “two well-known sports” who had just showed up in town and “whose acquaintance should not be cultivated too deeply.” From then until spring, the bowl would be full of the foamy batter (or “dope,” as it was sometimes known), ready to be spooned into the little mugs, stiffened with booze, and heated with a little water or milk from the little boiler on the bar. Everyone loved it.
But eventually tastes changed, and right around the time Jerry Thomas passed away, his semi-namesake began to share the fate of other drinks of its age and level of fanciness, to the point that in 1902 the
New York Sun
could write that it “seems to have vanished as absolutely as the dodo.” Fortunately, that was over-pessimistic; you could still find it at the more traditional places until Prohibition, and even now, in the heart of the Upper Midwest, there are bars that make Tom & Jerry every holiday season.
 
(USE PUNCH-BOWL FOR THE MIXTURE.)
 
5 LBS
[2 LBS]
SUGAR
 
12 EGGS
 
½ SMALL GLASS
[1 OZ]
OF JAMAICA RUM
 
1½ TEA-SPOONFUL OF GROUND CINNAMON
 
½ TEA-SPOONFUL OF GROUND CLOVES
 
½ TEA-SPOONFUL OF GROUND ALLSPICE
Beat the whites of the eggs to a stiff froth, and the yolks until they are thin as water, then mix together and add the spice and rum; thicken with sugar until the mixture attains the consistence of a light batter. N. B.—A tea-spoonful of cream of tartar, or about as much carbonate of soda as you can get on a dime, will prevent the sugar from settling to the bottom of the mixture. This drink is sometimes called Copenhagen, and sometimes
Jerry Thomas
.
To deal out Tom and Jerry to customers:
Take a small bar-glass, and to one table-spoonful of the above mixture, add one wine-glass
[2 oz]
of brandy, and fill the glass with boiling water; grate a little nutmeg on top. Adepts at the bar, in serving Tom and Jerry, sometimes adopt a mixture of ½ brandy,
¼
Jamaica rum, and ¼ Santa Cruz rum, instead of brandy plain.This compound is usually mixed and kept in a bottle, and a wine-glassful
[2 oz]
is used to each tumbler of Tom and Jerry.
SOURCE: JERRY THOMAS, 1862
 
NOTES ON INGREDIENTS:
By today’s standards 5 pounds is a crazy amount of sugar. Two pounds should be plenty. The water can be replaced with hot milk, and often was by the turn of the twentieth century. It’s better that way, although there’s a certain austere ruggedness to the water version (if using water, add an extra pound of sugar, to give the drink a little more body).
 
NOTES ON EXECUTION:
Whether you use water or milk, the mugs (an eBay item if ever there was one) should be rinsed with boiling water before being filled, to warm them.

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