If Death Ever Slept (16 page)

He dictated: 'Dear Mr. Cramer. I send you herewith a package which was delivered at my door a few minutes ago. It bore no name or address, but the messenger told Mr. Goodwin it was for me and departed. It contains a bullet which Mr. Goodwin says is a thirty-eight. Doubtless it is merely a piece of tomfoolery, but I thought it best to send it to you. You may think it worthwhile to have the bullet compared with those that killed Mr. Eber and Mr. Brigham. Then discard it. Don't bother to return it. Sincerely.'

'By mail?' I asked.

'No. Take it, please. Immediately. Hand it in and return at once.'

'Glad to.' I pulled the typewriter around.

THAT MONDAY NIGHT may not have been the worst night Fritz ever spent, for he has had some tough ones, but it was bad enough. When I had got back after delivering the package at 20th Street, a little after ten o'clock, Wolfe had called him to the office.

'Some instructions, Fritz.'

'Yes, sir.'

'Archie and I will go up to bed shortly, but we are not here and will not be here. You will answer the phone. You do not know where we are or when we will return. You do not know exactly when we left. You may be bullyragged, by Mr. Cramer or others, but you will maintain that position. You will take messages if any are given, to be delivered to us when we return. You will ignore the doorbell. You will open no outside door, stoop or basement or back, under any circumstances whatever. If you do, a search warrant may be thrust at you and the house will be overrun. A contingency might arise that will make you consider it necessary to disturb Archie or me, but I think not and hope not. Bring my breakfast an hour early, at seven o'clock. Archie will have his at seven also. I shall be sorry if you fail of a proper night's sleep, but it can't be helped. You can take a nap tomorrow.'

'Yes, sir.' Fritz swallowed. 'If there is danger, may I suggest-' He stopped and started over. 'I know you are reluctant to leave the house, that is understood, but there are times when it is better to leave a house, at least for a short time. Especially in your profession.' He looked at me. 'You know that, Archie.'

Wolfe reassured him, 'No, Fritz, there is no danger. On the contrary, this is the preamble to triumph. You understand the instructions?'

He said he did, but he wasn't happy. For years he had been expecting the day to come when Wolfe would be dragged out of the house in handcuffs, not to mention me, and he was against it. He gave me a reproachful look, which God knows I didn't deserve, and left, and Wolfe and I, not being there anyway, went up to bed.

Seven o'clock is much too early a breakfast hour unless you're a bird or a bird watcher, but I made it to the kitchen by 7:08. My glass of orange juice was there, but Fritz wasn't, and the phone was ringing. It was a temptation to take it and see how well I could imitate Fritz's voice, but I let it ring. By the time Fritz came it had given up. I told him he must have been late taking Wolfe's breakfast tray up, and he said no, he had got it there on the dot at seven, but had stayed to report on the night.

While I dealt with toast, bacon, fresh strawberry omelet, and coffee, he reported to me, referring to notes. The first call from Lieutenant Rowcliff had come at 11:32, and he had been so empathic that Fritz had hung up on him. The second had been at 11:54, less emphatic but stubborner. At 12:21 Cramer had called, and had got both personal and technical, explaining the penalties that could be imposed on a man, Fritz for instance, for complicity in withholding evidence and obstructing justice in a murder investigation. At 12:56 the doorbell had started to ring, and at 1:03 pounding on the front door had begun. From 1:14 to a little after six peace had reigned, but at 6:09 Cramer had phoned, and at 6:27 the doorbell had started up again, and through the one-way glass panel Sergeant Stebbins had been visible. He had kept at it for five minutes and was now in a police car with a colleague out at the curb.

I got up, went to the font door for a look, came back, requested more toast, and poured more coffee. 'He's still there,' I told Fritz, 'and there's one danger. As you know, Mr. Wolfe can't bear the idea of a hungry man in his house, and while Stebbins isn't actually in the house he's there in front and wants to be, and he looks hungry. If Mr. Wolfe sees him and suspects he hasn't had breakfast there'll be hell to pay. Could I borrow a little wild thyme honey?'

I was on the last bite of toast and honey and the last inch of coffee when the sound of Wolfe's elevator came, and by the time I was through swallowing and got to the office he was there behind his desk. We said good morning.

'So,' I said, 'it wasn't a prankster.'

'Apparently not.' With the edge of a blotter he was flipping from his desk pad dust that wasn't there. 'Get Mr. Cramer.'

I got at the phone and dialed, and soon had him, and Wolfe took it. I held my receiver an inch from my ear, expecting a blast, but it had gone beyond that. Cramer's voice was merely hoarse with fury.

'Where are you?' he demanded.

'I'm on an errand, no matter where. I'm calling to ask about the bullet I sent you. Does it match the others?'

'You know damn well it does. You knew it when you sent it. This is the rawest-'

'No, I suspected it, but I didn't know it. That was what I had to know before I divulged where it came from. That was why I arranged to keep its source anonymous until I knew. I would like to have it explicitly. Was the bullet I sent you fired from the same gun as those that killed Eber and Brigham?'

'By God.' Cramer knew darned well he shouldn't use profanity on the phone, so he must have been upset. 'You arranged! I'll arrange you! I'll arrange for you to-'

'Mr. Cramer! This is ridiculous. I'm supplying the solution of an extremely bothersome case, and you sputter at me. If you must sputter, wait until you have the facts. Will you please answer my question?'

'The answer is yes.'

'Then I'm ready to deliver the murderer and the weapon, but there is the matter of procedure to consider. I can invite the district attorney to my house and give him the weapon and two excellent witnesses, and let him get the culprit. Or I can do that with you. I don't like either of those because I have been at considerable expense and I have earned a fee, and I want to be paid, and there is plenty of money in that family. I want the family to know what I have done, and how, and the most effective and impressive way to inform them is to have them present when I produce the weapon and identify the murderer. If I invite them they won't come. You can bring them. If you'll-please let me finish. If you'll have them at my house at eleven o'clock, all of them, I'll be there to receive you, and you'll get all you need and more. Three hours from now. I hope you'll oblige me because I like dealing with you better than with the district attorney.'

'I ought to appreciate that,' Cramer said, hoarser than ever. 'You're home now. You've been home all night. You knew damn well the bullet would match, and you knew as soon as we checked it we'd be on you, and you didn't want to be bothered until morning so you could spring this on me. In half an hour we'll have a search warrant for your house, and we'll have warrants for you and Goodwin as material witnesses.'

'Indeed. Then forgive me if I ring off. I have a call to make.'

'Yeah. You would. By God, you would. I let you have those reports and this is what I get for it. Who do you want there?'

'The five people named Jarrell, and Miss Kent and Mr. Foote. At eleven o'clock.'

'Sure, I know. Until eleven you'll be up with your goddamn orchids. We mustn't interfere with that.'

He hung up. So did we.

'You know,' I said, 'I think the orchids irritate him. I've noticed it before. Maybe you should get rid of them. Do I answer the phone now?'

'Yes. Miss Bonner and Saul and Fred and Orrie are going to call between nine and nine-thirty. Tell them to come at eleven. If the Jarrells are to be properly impressed they should see all of them.'

'Okay. But it wouldn't hurt if I knew in advance which one to keep an eye on. I know darned well it's not Roger Foote.'

He looked up at the wall clock. 'It's early. Very well.'

I HAD TURNED OVER the doorman-and-usher job to Saul and Orrie because I was otherwise engaged. Cramer, with Stebbins, had arrived twenty minutes early and insisted on seeing Wolfe, and I had taken them to the dining room and stayed to keep them company. They didn't want my company, they wanted Wolfe's, but I told them that if they climbed three flights to the plant rooms they would find the door locked. I offered to pass the time by telling them the story about the chorus girl and the anteater, but it didn't seem to appeal to them.

When Wolfe opened the dining-room door and said, 'Good morning, gentlemen,' and Cramer told him to come in and shut the door, a wrangle seemed unavoidable, but Wolfe avoided it by saying, 'In the office, please,' and turning and going. Cramer and Stebbins followed, and I brought up the rear.

On the three previous occasions that Otis Jarrell had been in that office he had had the seat of honor, the red leather chair, but this time Saul, following instructions, had kept it for Inspector Cramer, and the ex-client was in the front row of the audience with his wife, his son, and his daughter-in-law. Behind them were Lois, Nora Kent, Roger Foote, and Saul Panzer. On the couch, at my back when I got to my desk, were Sally Colt, of Dol Bonner's staff, and Fred Durkin and Orrie Cather. Purley Stebbins' chair was where he always put it himself if we didn't, against the wall at arm's length from Cramer.

Actually, for that particular party, the red leather chair was not the seat of honor. The seat of honor was one of the yellow chairs which had been placed at the other end of Wolfe's desk, on his right, and in it was Dol Bonner, a very attractive sight for a female dick, with her home-grown long black lashes making a curling canopy from her caramel-colored eyes. I had warned Fritz she would be there. She had once been invited to dine at the table he cooks for, and he suspects every woman who ever crosses the threshold of wanting to take over his kitchen, not to mention the rest of the house.

Inspector Cramer, standing, faced the audience and spoke. 'Nero Wolfe is going to say something and you can listen along with me. You're here on police orders, so I want to make one thing clear. Any questions Wolfe asks you are his questions and not mine. Answer them or not as you please. Wolfe is not acting for the police or speaking for the police.'

'I have nothing to ask, Mr. Cramer,' Wolfe said. 'Not a single question. I have only to report and expound.'

'All right, go ahead.' Cramer sat down.

'What I wish to report,' Wolfe told the audience, 'is how I found the weapon that killed two men, and how its finding revealed the identity of the killer. After you people left here on Monday, eight days ago, and after I had given Mr. Cramer the information I had told you I would give him, I was without a client and had no assigned function in this affair. But my curiosity was alive, my self-esteem was involved, and I wanted to be paid for the time I had spent and the ignominy I had endured. I resolved to pursue the matter.'

He cleared his throat, 'You people were no longer available to me for inquiry. You were through with me. I had neither the personnel nor the facilities for the various lines of routine investigation, and besides, the police were seeing to that. But there was one established fact that offered possibilities: the bullets that killed Eber and Brigham had been fired by the same gun. Assuming that they had also been fired by the same person, obviously the gun had been in his possession from Thursday afternoon, when Eber was killed, to Sunday afternoon, when Brigham was killed-or at least it had been kept where he could get it again. Where had it been kept?'

His eyes went to Cramer and back to them. 'Mr. Cramer obliged me by permitting Mr. Goodwin access to the reports of your movements during that period. I was and am deeply appreciative of his cooperation; it would be churlish to suppose that he let me learn the contents of the reports only because he wanted to know what I was going to do with them. Here they are.'

With a forefinger he tapped papers on his desk. 'Here they are, as typed by Mr. Goodwin. I inspected and analyzed them. It was possible, of course, that the gun had been kept somewhere on the premises where you all live, but I thought it extremely unlikely. At any moment the police, learning of the disappearance of Mr. Jarrell's gun, might search the place-as they did eventually, one week ago today. It was highly probably that the gun had been kept somewhere else, and I proceeded on that theory.'

'So did I,' Cramer rasped.

Wolfe nodded. 'No doubt. But for you it was only one of many lines of inquiry, whereas it was all I had. And not only was it a near-certainty that the gun had been kept in some available spot from Thursday afternoon to Sunday afternoon, but also there was a chance that it had been returned to that spot after Brigham was killed and was still there. On Sunday, when he left the car on Thirty-ninth Street, the murderer had the gun and had to dispose of it somehow. If he put it somewhere, anywhere, where it might be found, there was a risk that it would be found and would be identified both as Mr. Jarrell's gun and as the gun the bullets had come from. If he put it somewhere where it would not be found-for instance, at the bottom of the river-he might be seen, and besides, time was probably pressing. So it was quite possible that he had returned it, at the first opportunity, if not immediately, to the place where he had kept it for three days. Therefore my quest was for a spot not merely where the gun had been kept for the three days, but where it might still be.'

He took a breath. 'So I analyzed the timetables. They offered various suggestion, some promising, some far-fetched. To explore them I needed help, and I called on Mr. Saul Panzer, who is seated there beside Mr. Foote; on Mr. Fred Durkin, on the couch; on Mr. Orville Cather, on the couch beside Mr. Durkin; on Miss Theodolinda Bonner, here at my right; and on Miss Sally Colt, Miss Bonner's assistant, on the couch beside Mr. Durkin.'

'Get on with it,' Cramer growled.

Wolfe ignored him. 'I won't detail all their explorations, but some deserve brief mention. They were all severely handicapped by the holiday and the long week end. Mr. Goodwin spent four days at the Jamaica and Belmont race tracks. My Panzer traced Mr. Jarrell's movements on the Thursday when Eber was killed with extraordinary industry and acumen. Mr. Durkin performed with perseverance and ingenuity at the Metropolitan Athletic Club. Mr. Cather found three different people who had seen Mrs. Otis Jarrell in Central Park on the Sunday when Brigham was killed. But it was Miss Bonner and Miss Colt who had both ability and luck. Miss Bonner, produce the gun, please?'

Dol Bonner opened her bag, took out a revolver, said, 'It's loaded,' and put it on Wolfe's desk. Cramer came breezing around the front of the desk, nearly tripping on Wyman's foot, spouting as he came, and Purley Stebbins was up too. Dol Bonner told Cramer, 'I tried it for prints, Inspector. There were no good ones. Look out, it's loaded.'

'You loaded it?'

'No. It held two cases and four cartridges when I found it. I fired one cartridge, and that left-'

'You fired it?'

'Mr. Cramer,' Wolfe said sharply. 'How could we learn if it was the guilty gun without firing it'Let me finish and you can have all day.'

I opened a drawer of my desk, got a heavy manila envelope, and handed it to Cramer. He picked the gun up by the trigger guard, put it in the envelope, circled Wolfe's desk to hand the envelop to Purley, said, 'Go ahead and finish,' and sat.

Wolfe asked, 'What did you do after you found the gun, Miss Bonner?'

'Miss Colt was with me. We phoned you and got instructions and followed them. We went to my office and filed a nick in the barrel of the gun so we could identify it. We then went to my apartment, turned on the radio as loud as it would go, fired a bullet into some cushions, got the bullet, put it in a box with cotton, wrapped the box in paper, and sent it to you by messenger.'

'When did you find the gun?'

'At ten minutes after six yesterday afternoon.'

'Has it been continuously in your possession since then?'

'It has. Every minute. I slept with it under my pillow.'

'Was Miss Colt with you when you found it?'

'Yes.'

'Where did you find it?'

'In a locker on the fourth floor at Clarinda Day's on Forty-eighth Street.'

Trella Jarrell let out a king-size gasp. Eyes went to her and she covered her mouth with both hands.

Wolfe went on. 'Was the locker locked?'

'Yes.'

'Did you break it open?'

'No, I used a key.'

'I won't ask you how you got the key. You may be asked in court, but this is not a court. Was the locker one of a series?'

'Yes. There are four rows of private lockers on that floor, with twenty lockers to a row. Clarinda Day's customers put their clothes and belongings in them while they are doing exercises or getting massages. Some of them keep changes of clothes or other articles in them.'

'You said private lockers. Is each locker confined to a single customer?'

'Yes. The customer has the only key, except that I suppose the management has a master key. The key I used-but I'm not to tell that now?'

'It isn't necessary. You may tell it on the witness stand. As you know, what you did is actionable, but since you discovered a weapon that was used in two murders I doubt if you will suffer any penalty. Instead, you should be rewarded and probably will be. Do you know which of Clarinda Day's customers the locker belonged to'The one you found the gun in.'

'Yes. Mrs. Wyman Jarrell. Her name was on it. It also had other articles in it, and among them were letters in envelopes addressed to her.'

No gasp from anyone. No anything, until Otis Jarrell muttered, barely loud enough to hear, 'The snake, the snake.'

Wolfe's eyes were at Susan. 'Mrs. Jarrell. Do you wish to offer an explanation of how the gun got into your locker?'

Naturally, knowing what was coming, I had been watching her little oval face from a corner of my eye, and she was only four feet from me, and I swear there hadn't been a flicker. As she met Wolfe's eyes her lip muscles moved a little as if they were trying to manage a smile, but I had seen them do that before. And when she spoke it was the same voice, low, and shy or coy or wary or demure, depending on your attitude.

'I can't explain it,' she said, 'because I don't know. But you can't think I took it that day, that Wednesday, because I told you about that. I was upstairs in my room, and my husband was with me. Weren't you, Wy?'

She would probably have skipped that if she had turned for a good look at his face before asking it. He was paralyzed, staring at Wolfe with his jaw hanging. He looked incapable of speech, but a kind of idiot mumble came out, 'I was taking a shower, a long shower, I always take a long shower.'

You might think, when a man is hit so hard with the realization that his wife is a murderess that he lets something out which will help to sink her, he would at least give it some tone, some quality. That's a hell of a speech in a crisis like that: 'I was taking a shower, a long shower. I always take a long shower.'

As Wolfe would say, pfui.