Hour of the Rat (7 page)

E
XCEPT THERE
’
S MY MOM
.

It’s not like I want her to come with me. Part of the reason I need to get out of Beijing is that she’s kind of driving me crazy.

On the other hand, I’m not comfortable leaving her here on her own. She’s only got another three weeks on her visa, and she’s going to need to make a visa run, and I feel like I should be there to help her with that.

Or not. If she fucks up with the visa, then she’ll have to go home, right?

“Is that a good idea? Taking a vacation?”

We sit across from each other at my small table the next morning. I’m sucking down coffee and nibbling on spicy peanuts. She’s eating granola. (“Are you sure you wouldn’t like some?”)

I shrug. “Yeah, I think it’s okay. I mean, like John said, the thing with the cops was a mistake.”

“Well, I know he
said
that.”

She regards me with a level look, and I have to remind myself, even with all her crazy-ass Jesus shit and bad taste in men, she’s pretty shrewd.

“I’m just not sure. Is it really safe for you to be traveling around on your own like that?”

“Yeah, it’s totally safe,” I say. Which is normally true. China’s a great place for foreigners to travel, even foreign single women.

It’s just that my situation isn’t exactly normal.

“I’d feel a lot better if you were traveling with someone,” Mom says.

“Why don’t you come with me?” I blurt.

Oh, shit. Why did I say that?

Her eyes dart up and meet mine for a moment. Then she fiddles with her spoon and won’t exactly look at me.

“Well, I don’t know. Do you really want me to?”

No, I think, no fucking way.

“Sure,” I say. “It’ll be fun.”

M
AYBE IT
’
LL BE OKAY
, I tell myself. As long as she doesn’t get into the Jesus stuff, my mom really is okay to be around.

Except if I am in some kind of trouble, if things turn weird, do I want her involved in it?

It’ll be okay, I tell myself. If the DSD wants to talk to me again, fine. They don’t want to talk to my mom. I don’t think.

But how am I going to go out and look for Dog’s brother with my mom hanging around?

She’s not going to understand why I want to at least try to help Dog, to make an effort. She doesn’t know about any of it. About what I did in the war, about why me and Trey broke up—well, she knows about his Chinese girlfriend, which, when I’m being honest with myself, isn’t really why we split, but Lily makes a great excuse and something my mom can get mad about on my behalf, because before that all I ever heard about was how wonderful and awesome Trey was, which made telling her we were getting divorced even harder. Like he was always too good
for me, but before, I could pretend that I was better than I was, because I’d somehow managed to end up with him.

Now she thinks he’s pretty much an asshole. Believe it or not, that helps.

I’ll figure it out. I can slip away while she’s doing something else, while she’s reading her latest serial-killer thriller.

Hey, I could even tell her the truth.

As used as I am to lying, it’s not the first option that comes to mind.

“A
NDY SAYS HE CAN
help us with the train tickets.”

I’m sitting on my bed with my laptop, having just sent off an email to Lucy Wu telling her that I don’t think I’m going to make her opening after all. Plus, there’s another email from this Vicky Huang person, the one who’s supposedly representing the Chinese billionaire art collector.

I shrug. “I can do it. It’s not a big deal.”

“
Dear Ms. Huang
,” I type. “
At the present time, Zhang Jianli’s work is not for sale.
”

“Well, I think he’d like to help.”

I look up. My mom stands there in the doorway, hands clasped in front of her belly, blushing slightly.

“The thing is … he’s never been to Yangshuo either, and he’d like to come. I said no, since this was just supposed to be the two of us, but then I thought maybe it would be good to have a man around, and a Chinese person, just in case.”

“We don’t need a man
or
a Chinese person to take a simple vacation.”

I guess I sound pretty pissed off, but you know, this is so fucking typical of her. Meeting some guy, deciding he’s awesome after about two dates, and inviting him along for all the family fun.

Next thing you know, he’ll be crashing on my couch.

“Well, he doesn’t have to come,” she says apologetically.

“Whatever,” I snap. “I mean, whatever you want.”

T
WO DAYS LATER THE
three of us are on a train from Beijing to Guilin, the jumping-off point for Yangshuo.

“Honey, I can take the top bunk, you don’t have to.”

“I like the top bunk,” I mutter. Which is half a lie. I like that the top bunk feels more private, but climbing up there with my leg is a pain.

“I like top one,” Andy says. “You can be on this more comfortable one.” He pats the cushion next to him.

“That’s okay. I mean, you guys want to be together, right?”

Okay, that didn’t sound very nice the way I said it, but it’s true. Andy and Mom have been giving each other the look all afternoon, and even though most Chinese don’t go for the big public display of affection, they’ve been holding hands on and off. And now they’re sitting next to each other on the lower berth, and he’s leaning over and whispering something in her ear.

What a fucking nightmare.

I think, I’ll just drink one big beer tonight so I can sleep, and then I won’t have to be climbing up and down to use the toilet. Not too many times anyway.

My mom giggles. Andy pats her hand.

And maybe I’ll take a Percocet, too.

I
T
’
S NOT LIKE
I care that she has sex. I mean, mothers have sex, right? Not exactly a news flash.

It’s just this guy, I tell myself. Mr. Anal Constriction.

And every other guy I ever saw her with. And a few I just heard about along the way. Starting with Bio-Dad, aka Drunk
Daddy #1. Thanks for the genetic material, dude. That’s about all I can thank him for.

I’m lying on my bunk thinking about all this instead of sleeping, because the fourth passenger in our compartment, the guy on the upper berth across from me, is a middle-aged businessman from Hubei who snores like some kind of asthmatic seal—that is, when he isn’t awake and yakking on his cell phone.

You’d think she’d learn. And you’d think I’d stop being surprised.

Across from me, Mr. Asthmatic Seal has settled into sleep again, snorting like a backfiring car engine, providing a counterpoint to the rattle of the wheels on the tracks.

I pull the heavy quilt up around my ears and close my eyes. I always wonder, why a quilt when they almost always overheat the compartments?

Then, from the bunk below, I hear little pulses of breaths, somewhere between pants and coughs, in rhythm.

Do I want to know?

I peer over the edge of the bunk.

In the dim compartment I can just make out the silhouettes of my mom and Andy, sitting straight-backed on the lower berth across from mine, side by side like dolls on a shelf. Panting in unison.

“Denting navel,” my mom stops to whisper.

W
E PULL IN TO
Guilin just before three in the afternoon some twenty-two and a half hours later, most of which I spend trying to sleep and listening to Chinese lessons on my iPod. Andy wants me to come down and sit with them on the lower berth and … I don’t know, dent navels or something, but I leave my upper bunk only when I have to use the toilet.

I’m not in a great mood. I slept like shit, my leg and hip ache, and I could use a decent meal—shrimp chips and noodles in a cardboard cup didn’t cut it. Andy and Mom, though, they’re all chirpy, like they’d spent the night in a Hilton and had a full course of room service.

Guilin is in Guangxi, a province in China’s far south, between Guangdong and Yunnan. First time I’ve been here.

It’s warmer than Beijing at least. Grey and damp, almost drizzling, but I’m okay in a jacket and a hat.

The Guilin train station looks like just about every Chinese train station I’ve been in: a big, swoopy roof topped by the giant gold characters for “Guilin,” too much slippery marble pavement, too many touts swarming on us like mosquitoes: “Lady, need taxi? Hotel? Go to Yangshuo? Tour Reed Flute Cave?”

“
Buyao. Yijing youle.
” Sorry, dude. We don’t want, we’ve already got.

Mom tugs on my shoulder. “Honey, why don’t we take a cab?”

“Because they cost too much and they’ll want to take us to their ‘special’ hotel. Besides, most cab drivers are crazy.”

“Andy says—”

“Forget it!” I snap. “We’re taking a bus.” A lot of the bus drivers are crazy, too, but my logic is at least buses are bigger, in case we crash.

I’m still in my bad mood as the bus to Yangshuo pulls out of the train station’s parking lot. It’s a big bus, with decent bucket seats and a dirty video screen up in front, which probably means bad Hong Kong movies played at an earsplitting volume for the next hour. Mom and Andy sit next to each other in the seats in front of me. In the seat next to me, I get my backpack. Fucking typical, I think.

Not that I’d be good company or anything.

A few minutes into the ride, it starts getting harder for me to stay pissed off. Because even though Guilin so far looks like your typical Chinese city—green glass high-rises with cylindrical towers topped by what look like giant versions of cocktail umbrellas, stained concrete apartment blocks, white-tiled storefronts, karaoke parlors, half-constructed complexes wrapped in green plastic netting and bamboo scaffolding—there are these weird hills in the middle of it, hills that rise like giant monoliths or misshapen half-formed pottery, and a couple of them remind me of animal silhouettes, almost, and I flash on those sculptures at the Ming Tombs, only furred by green.

Also, the video screen stays blessedly dark and silent.

The farther we get out of town, the more of these hills there are, and even the predictably crazy bus driver’s attempts to maneuver around three-wheeled “mosquito” tractors and big blue farm trucks isn’t enough to totally distract me from the landscape. It’s sort of like the moon, if the moon really were made out of green cheese.

Finally we pull around a broad curve flanked by a massive granite-faced hill, into a town. The first streets are lined with low, white buildings. Lots of cruiser-style bikes ridden by Chinese and Western tourists—you can tell they’re tourists by their ambling pace, their relaxed smiles. Farther along I catch glimpses of traditional architecture, probably reproductions, more hills, a small lake fed by canals. There’s a hotel in front of the lake, a low green building with a giant TV screen a couple stories high that’s playing videos of more of these crazy mountains lit up by lasers and fireworks. Why, I want to know? Aren’t the real mountains cool enough?

This is Yangshuo.

Our bus pulls in to a narrow, steep driveway, down to the
parking lot of the Yangshuo bus station, a couple stories of dirty white concrete slabs and a crowd of idling minibuses. Across the top of the building, above a stall selling snacks, there’s a red banner in Chinese with an English translation underneath. The English says
YANGSHUO TO SHENZHEN MANHOLE TICKETS
,
YOU CAN ENJOY FREE OF CHARGE IN THE MANHOLE GO TO HONGKONG
.

I almost ask Andy what the Chinese actually says, since I still suck at reading characters, but I turn and he’s all busy helping my mom with her oversize wheeled suitcase.

Fuck it.

T
HE HOTEL WE
’
RE STAYING
at is close to the lake, not far from the McDonald’s and a place advertising “corn juice.” It’s cheap enough and it’s clean enough, and that’s all I really care about. My mom and I are supposed to be sharing a room while Andy has his own, but I wonder how long
that’s
going to last.

“What do you feel like doing first, hon?” my mom asks as she unpacks her suitcase. “It’s probably too late to rent bikes today, but Andy says the ride over to Moon Mountain is supposed to be really pretty.”

“Just taking a walk,” I mumble. “Why don’t you unpack and do whatever, and I’ll meet you guys back here and we’ll go to dinner?”

“I wouldn’t mind a walk if you want some company.”

“Look, I just need a little …” I take a deep breath and start over. “Thanks, but I’m feeling a little stressed. It helps me to … you know, just think about stuff on my own.”

She frowns. “Well, okay, hon. Whatever you need to do.”

When in doubt, play the PTSD card, which is what “stressed” is code for. Works with my mom every time.

I am such a shit.

I walk along the lake and the canal and then down to the Li
River, its broad expanse swaddled by fog. It’s getting dark, but I can still see the silhouettes of the lunar hills—one that looks like a wizard’s hat, another that resembles the big toe of some buried giant poking up through the earth.

It’s not totally a lie. I’m better, I know I am, but every time I start to feel okay, something happens, sometimes just some stupid little thing, like some asshole in a bar staring at my rack or a sour smell in a latrine, and it smacks me in the gut, and I’m right back where I was.

Below me an old man wearing a padded peasant jacket and a round straw hat rests a long pole across his shoulders with two fishing birds—cormorants, I think they’re called—perched at either end. He’s not fishing, he’s posing for photos. I see the flash of cameras as a European couple shoots off a few. Probably his last customers of the day. It’s almost dark.

I find a coffee place that advertises free Wi-Fi.

I
NEED TO GET
a hold of Lao Zhang, let him know what’s going on. I should have done it before, back in Beijing, but I didn’t feel comfortable even using my VPN once I knew the DSD was watching. Stupid, probably. Like Harrison said, they can find me wherever I go. But I feel safer somehow, getting out of town. Being someplace different.

And a random Internet connection with a virtual private network has got to be safer than trying it from my apartment.