Authors: Sandra Balzo
Now Bacchus looked confused. âFor sure, it wouldn't be the first time.'
âThat Dickens did the chef?'
âThat the lieutenant did
some
body.' Bacchus entered the room.
Any
body. âPoint taken,' AnnaLise said to his back with a nervous giggle as a tap-tap of footsteps approached from the direction of the kitchen.
Dickens Hart's biological daughter was trying very hard to grow a thick skin. Her father was â as Joy put it and AnnaLise had already concluded â a pig. Need to get used to that.
âAnnaLise? It's about time you got up.'
Recognizing the voice, AnnaLise turned, hoping to deflect her mother as Bacchus dealt with Dickens Hart. And ⦠whomever. âMorning, Daisy. You're wearing an apron.'
âBecause I'm cooking, of course. Or helping Phyllis to do so. Poor Nicole was running herself ragged trying to keep up. We offered to get the turkey started while Boozer tracked down Hart's chef.'
She was trying to look past AnnaLise into the room. âIs she in there?'
AnnaLise didn't envy a chef who tried to take back control of a kitchen once Mama had gotten her convenience-food claws into it. But then she didn't envy a chef who was âin there' with Dickens Hart, either.
âIt's fine, if not,' Daisy continued. âTo tell you the truth, we're all better off with Phyllis cooking rather than all the time bitchingâ' She slapped her hand over her mouth. âSorry.'
Sweet Daisy wasn't always quite so sweet anymore. Whether that shift was simply a function of getting older and feeling entitled to say what she thought, or some sort of side effect of the memory problems, AnnaLise hadn't decided.
Bacchus re-emerged into the hallway.
âNo sign of the chef?' Relieved when he wordlessly shook his head, AnnaLise turned back to Daisy. âSo maybe you should go back to the kitchen and tellâ'
âBoozer,' Daisy said, concern in her voice. âAre you all right?'
Boozer Bacchus was holding on to the door jamb, looking ashen-faced.
Sensibilities forgotten, AnnaLise pushed past him.
Dickens Hart was lying face down on his bed.
A gasp came from behind her and AnnaLise turned to see Boozer Bacchus enveloping Daisy in a scene-of-the-accident way, trying to hold her back.
Dickens Hart was naked, but that wasn't the most shocking thing. The back of the man's head was caved in, and the overnight bag on the chair had been replaced by a champagne bottle, a smear of blood obscuring the fancy crest of the label.
A
pparently, Dickens Hart had died in his sleep.
Or, at the very least, in his bed.
As the deceased's daughter â hell, even as his employee â AnnaLise Griggs knew she should feel ⦠something. But
feeling
you should feel and actually doing it were two entirely different things. For now, AnnaLise set reflection aside in favor of dealing with the realities of what had happened to the owner of the house in which they were all staying.
Boozer Bacchus had called 9-1-1 but, once he'd shown the first responders to the master suite, AnnaLise had offered to take over with the police. Unlike her, Hart's longtime employee and friend was visibly shaken and, if he didn't at least sit down, AnnaLise feared he might fall down.
Officer Coy Pitchford and AnnaLise now occupied Dickens Hart's office, where AnnaLise had first heard about plans for the weekend's grand gesture. They were seated respectively in the two guest chairs that fronted the desk.
Outside the window a white panel truck with âMedical Examiner' on its side had joined the ambulance. There'd been no hope of intervention in Hart's passing.
âSure wish you'd been nosy enough to look into that night bag,' Coy said, writing on a note pad he'd taken from the chest pocket of his uniform. âThat way, maybe we'd know for sure who it belonged to.'
âYou and me both,' the journalist said. âAt the time I was just trying to get out of there without being seen or embarrassing anyone, including myself. I do think, though, that the fact Chef Debbie has disappeared along with the bag suggests a connection.'
âIt does, though it'd be nice to have more than her profession and first name to go on.' Only in his mid-twenties, Coy's round face made him look even younger. âLike that phone number you said you saw, for example. I can't find it.'
âIt was written on a scrap of the floor plan Dickens handed out. Did you check the waste basket? That's where I found it in the first place.'
âI did.' Coy pulled on an earlobe. âSurely wish Chuck would've picked a different time to go out of town.'
âMe, too,' AnnaLise said, and then quickly added, ânot that you can't handle the situation, Coy. But,' she was remembering what the mayor had said about the sheriff's department acting as backup, âare you going to call the county in?'
Acting Chief Pitchford looked a little hurt. âI expect so. Though I'd like to see what Doc Kilgore has to say first.'
Doctor Kilgore was the area's longtime and, unfortunately, aptly named medical examiner, though most of the times the man had been called out over the last forty years were more accidental drownings in the lake or lost hikers freezing to death on the mountain.
But even if that weren't the case, AnnaLise didn't quite see what Doc could say that would change the facts. It was beyond belief that Dickens Hart had smashed
himself
in the back of his head with a champagne bottle.
A knock at the door and Doc Kilgore entered, nodding to AnnaLise before saying, âA word with you, Coy? In private.'
Pitchford joined the M.E. in the hallway, closing the office door behind them. AnnaLise could hear voices, but not specific words, much less sentences. When the acting chief returned, he was slipping a phone into his chest pocket and looking, if possible, even more forlorn.
âNo surprise. The doc has confirmed that we have a homicide on our hands.'
Not a surprise, maybe, but hearing it aloud was shocking, nonetheless.
My father has been killed
, AnnaLise said to herself, trying it out. Still, she felt no emotionalâ
âCoy Pitchford, are you telling us that Dickens Hart was murdered?' The words came from Phyllis Balisteri's mouth, across the threshold of the now open door.
Pitchford turned toward her. âNow, Mama, don't be starting no rumors, especially from what you hear that wasn't directed toward you. I said “homicide,” not “murder.”'
Phyllis took affront. âWell, you and the doc were standing there in the hallway, plain as day. I can't help it if Daisy and me heard you two while we were setting the dining room table for Thanksgiving.'
It seemed that if the medical examiner and acting police chief had wanted privacy, they would have been better off in the office with AnnaLise than in the hallway within earshot of Mama, Daisy and the other dozen or so people who might be roaming about.
Which reminded AnnaLise that the house was full of guests, and was likely to stay that way. Given that Hart's bedroom suite had become a crime scene, she was certain nobody would be going anywhere soon. âMama, I saw Eddie and Tyler in the dining room earlier, but that's about it. Where's everybody else?'
âStill out on their walk, most of them. But back to this murderâ'
âHomicide,' corrected Pitchford.
Having covered the crime beat in Wisconsin, AnnaLise explained to Phyllis, âThe act of killing another human being is “homicide,” but it's not “murder” unless some other factors are also involved.'
âAnnaLise Griggs,' Daisy joined them, âthat makes no sense at all.'
âYes, ma'am, it does,' Pitchford said. âMurder means that somebody had to be possessed of a malicious intent to kill.'
â“Malicious”?' Mama repeated. âYou been up at the university taking fancy crime courses?'
âCriminal justice,' Coy corrected. âAnd it's true I did studyâ'
But Daisy was not to be diverted from her personal curiosity's sense of the main track: âSeems like hitting somebody with a champagne bottle would be malicious, by definition of that word.'
âIt does,' AnnaLise concurred, âbut we don't know what the circumstances are, Daisy. For example, it could have been self-defense.'
âThat sure would make some sense,' Mama said. âAbout time somebody stood up for themselves and made that man pay for his bad intents and acts.'
This last bit seemed to be directed at Daisy, though AnnaLise's mother just looked puzzled. âBut Dickensâ'
âEnough conjecture!' Acting Chief Pitchford exploded. âAnd, yes, Mama, that's another fancy crime word.'
Phyllis Balisteri's eyes narrowed, but before her claws could be fully extended, AnnaLise said, âDo I smell something burning?'
Mama sniffed the air. âThe bird should have at least another hour in the oven so's it's done nice and dry, the way we like it.'
âI think I smell it, too, Phyllis. We'd better check.' As Daisy tugged Mama toward the kitchen, she threw Coy a âyou owe me one' look.
âI'm going to pay for that,' Coy muttered.
âCould be,' said AnnaLise, with the experience of one who'd ante'd up that price plenty throughout her young life, or at least the earlier years of it. âBut, Coy, you have a job to do.'
âThat is the truth.' Coy Pitchford seemed more resolute now that his authority had been challenged, even if by a turkey-burning restaurant owner. He pulled the phone out of his pocket and checked a message. âCrime Scene is just pulling off the main road into the drive here.'
AnnaLise followed Pitchford into the foyer. âIs there anything you want me to do?'
âMaybe just keep them,' he hooked a finger in the direction of the kitchen, where Phyllis' dark head and Daisy's blonde locks had just disappeared, âout of the way?'
âI'll do my best,' AnnaLise said. âWhat about the guests?'
âYou said they're mostly from out of town?' Pitchford swung open the front door.
âFive flew in yesterday and drove up with two others from Charlotte for the holiday weekend.' AnnaLise hadn't gone into detail on the purpose of the gathering. âThen there's Mama, Daisy and me, of course, plus Joy and Patrick Hoag. Weâ'
âI'll want to interview each of you,' Pitchford interrupted, straightening the parade hat on his head. âAnd since everybody planned on staying the weekend, anyway, it's fine to go about your business here, so long as nobody leaves the grounds.'
âExcuse me,' Daisy interrupted from the dining room, âbut we'd be happy for you,' her eyes grew wide as the crime-scene van had just pulled up outside, âto join us for Thanksgiving dinner.'
âThank you, ma'am. But you folks go ahead and have your feast, and please tell everyone I'm real sorry it has to be one person short.' Pitchford touched his brim.
âThank you, Coy,' Daisy said, tears glistening in her eyes. âThat's kind of you.'
As the door closed behind the acting chief, AnnaLise slipped an arm around her mother's shoulder. âDickens Hart might have been an asshole, but he was
our
asshole, right, Daisy?'
Her mother laughed and gave AnnaLise's encircling arm a little slap before snagging a tissue from the apron's pocket to blow her nose. âYour language aside, AnnaLise, I just find it so awfully sad.'
âYou mean Dickens being dead?'
âI mean that even after sixty-eight years on this earth, nobody's likely to mourn him.'
W
hen AnnaLise accompanied Daisy into the kitchen, she expected Phyllis Balisteri to start firing questions. The restaurateur, though, was too busy answering them.
â⦠setting the table for dinner and heard Doc plain as day in the front hall,' Phyllis was telling Nicole. âMurder.'
Knowing when she was beat, AnnaLise didn't bother to argue the homicide/murder point.
âMurder,' Nicole breathed. She touched AnnaLise's arm. âIt could have been one of us instead.'
âUs? How?'
âMr Hart asked me to put the wine by his bed, but you offered to do it instead. What if one of us had stumbled upon the killer in his suite?'
AnnaLise thought Nicole's concern was a bit of a stretch, but it quickly became obvious that the journalist was distinctly in the minority on that issue.
âOh, my Lord!' Mama's hand flew to her mouth. âThis girl is exactly right.'
âYou were in that man's bedroom?' Daisy demanded of her daughter.
Oh, for God's sake, AnnaLise thought. Dickens Hart was her father, and through no fault of her own. âNot to worry, Daisy. I merely took the opportunity to case the master suite, for when it became mine.'
âThat's the spirit,' Mama said. The other two women, though, looked scandalized.
AnnaLise held up both hands. âDown, Daisy. Like Nicole said, Dickens wanted wine in his room and since Nicole had her hands full with the other guests, I ended up taking it there.'
âHe was alive then?' Phyllis asked.
âAnd fully dressed?' Daisy followed.
AnnaLise blinked. She and Nicole exchanged puzzled looks before the youngest woman tipped to it. âOhh, I see why you're confused. Mr Hart wasn't
in
the bedroom.'
The light dawned for AnnaLise, too. âRight, right. Dickens wanted the wine for later. He was on his way to the media room to watch the movie. I assume you two were in there, too.'
âI was,' Daisy said. âPhyllis didn't care for the movie.'
âWho doesn't like
When Harry Met Sally
?' AnnaLise asked. âIt's a classic.'
âIt's a lot of romantic pap.' Mama sniffed. âReal life isn't like that.'
âWhich is why we watch movies,' her lifelong friend countered, as if she'd made the argument a hundred times before.