He Was Her Man (2 page)

“Is that sexy?”

Everything about Harry was sexy. Her 10-years-younger boyfriend she’d met at Mardi Gras two years earlier visiting her friend Kitty Lee. She’d spotted Harry at the airport, the minute she stepped off the plane. With that first glance, he’d set her hormones in an uproar. They’d do-si-doed around one another, chased up and down blind alleys searching for a killer, Harry being an insurance investigator at the time. They’d ended up in the big brass bed in Harry’s French Quarter apartment, and from then on it seemed they were compatible in most of the ways that are important between a man and a woman.

“So you wanted to settle down and he didn’t?” asked Olive.

“Nope. Turn it around the other way.” Sam had had her heart squashed one too many times and had decided that semipermanent was the best one could hope for in that game. Certainly all that she could ever commit to. “But I did what I could. I took a leave from my job reporting for the Atlanta
Constitution.
Moved over to New Orleans. Well, almost to New Orleans. I’m renting a house on the north shore of Lake Pontchartrain, about an hour away from Harry.”

“So you’re close, but not too close?”

Sam nodded. Olive had her number, all right.

“And everything was just hunky-dory, until when? Yesterday, he told you about the blonde?” Olive handed Sam a package of peanuts, which she ripped open with her teeth.

Then Sam said,
“
Young
blonde.
Pretty
young blonde. I’ve met her a couple of times. She was working on the advertising for his restaurant, Harry and his friend Lavert have this barbecue business.” Sam took another long swig of the Delaware Punch, then held out the can and looked at it.
“
Very
young. Very cute. Very skinny.”

“Did you suspect something right away?”

Sam nodded. “Hated her on sight.”

“Any woman’s got an eye in her head knows. If she says she don’t, honey, she don’t want to. You Twelve-Steppers call that denial, don’t you?”

“Olive, you sure you’re not in the program?”

“Nawh. But I been a couple of times. Those friends of mine seemed to be having too much fun at them meetings, I said let me in on this thing. So they did, or Loydell did. She’s my best friend. So I saw what y’all are all about. Folks sitting around, telling the most godawful stories about what they did when they was drinking, and everybody else laughing their fool heads off because they’d been there, too, done exactly that same thing. Or worse. That’s the reason the thing works, I figured it out. Being with a bunch of folks know exactly where you’ve been and not condemning you for it, helps you stay clean.”

“You got it,” said Sam. She most definitely had to get herself to a meeting or three this weekend. Stop pretending she wasn’t trying to run away from the pain, driving 500 miles in one day.

“So,” said Olive, “you up here in Hot Springs looking for a Rent-A-Shooter to kill her, him, the both of them, vacationing, or just passing on through?”

Sam wiped her salty hands on the pants of her red sweat suit. “I’m following my friend Kitty, who flew up for a party. I need the use of her shoulder.”

“Well, that’s good. That’s what friends are for. I don’t know what I’d do without my friend Loydell. We talk to each other first thing every morning, make sure we want to go to the trouble of living that day. The day we decide we don’t, we’re riding up to the top of that tower on Hot Springs Mountain, hold hands, jump off.”

Sam laughed. The old lady was a great kidder.
Wasn’t
she? Then she backed up to the Rent-A-Shooter. “I really hadn’t thought about
hiring
somebody to kill ’em, but now that you mention it…”

“You’re too late by 30 years. Hot Springs used to be a wide-open town till Bobby Kennedy got his drawers in a twist. You name it, we had it. Gangsters, killers, colorful characters out the wazoo, gambling casinos, bookie joints, hot and cold running houses of ill repute.”

Having said that, Olive stood up straight. Sucked her stomach in. Pushed her chest out. The pounds and the years melted away. Oh, yes, thought Sam, Olive had been a looker in her day. She wondered what exactly Miss Olive had done for a living in Sin City?

But before she could ask her, the old woman was off on her two-dollar lecture. “It’s the waters that first brought folks here. One-hundred-and-forty-three-degree springs, coming right out of the rocks, Indians knew about them. Healing waters, they say, but I think back then it was a relief just to loll around in a big old tub of hot water that you didn’t have to fell the trees, chop the wood, build the fire to heat. But once you’d bathed, you needed something else to do.”

“Wine, women, and song?” Sam reached for a Hershey’s bar with almonds, peeled it, and stuck it in her mouth.

“And gambling, which brought your criminal element. Why, back in the olden days, Jesse James used to hold ’em up right at the edge of town, and that’s the truth. There were racketeers fighting over territory, shooting up each other and innocent bystanders in the middle of Central Avenue when it was still a mud trough full of pigs. Then later, we had the Capones. Lots of Chicago mobsters came for the waters. Owney Madden, a bootlegger from New York, he settled here, ran his gambling operation out of the old Southern Club. Now it’s the Wax Museum. But, oh, it was something, all right, the old Hot Springs.” Then Olive leaned closer. “Though even today, if you want a little action, take your mind off your troubles, there’s still some gambling—and I don’t mean the Oaklawn track—you know where to look.” Then she patted Sam’s hand. “You want another pop? How about a sandwich?”

“No, thank you. I’ve consumed about five thousand calories since I came through that door, and I still have a party to go to.” She patted her stomach. “I’d better be getting on.” She was feeling a lot better. Nothing like a good cry and a bunch of sugar and salt to improve your spirits.

“Where are you staying in town? You never said.”

“At the Palace. That’s where the party Kitty came up for is being held. I was invited, too, but I wasn’t coming—till Harry turned into a son of a bitch.”

“Are you talking about Jinx Watson’s party?”

“Why, Olive! Do you know Jinx?”

“Her mother is my friend Loydell I was telling you about. And I’m going to that party, too. I was just discussing with Pearl here what I ought to wear. We agreed on my blue.”

Sam grinned. “Well, I’m wearing my red. But not this.” She pointed at her sweat suit. “A little red dress with gobs of pearls. You think that’ll do?”

“Honey, if you know Jinx, you know it doesn’t matter what you wear.”

Sam nodded. Oh, yes, ma’am, she sure did know Jinx.

“Then you know she’s going to turn up looking like Elizabeth Taylor—or Cher—whoever’s the latest version of dressed-to-the-tits. Nobody’s going to give you a second look.”

Sam laughed. “She and Kitty and I were all together in school at Stanford. Back when Jinx was a beauty queen.”

“First runner-up to Miss Arkansas. We thought for a while there Jinx was going to kill that girl what won.”

And if she had, and if they’d hanged Jinx, Sam would have thrown a party to celebrate. But that was one thing about giving up the booze. You had to learn to give up hating people’s guts. Alcoholics couldn’t afford resentment. It was surely one hard lesson to learn. But that didn’t mean she had to
like
her old rival. The one who’d been so pretty it’d make you puke. The one who’d horned in on her friendship with Kitty. The one who’d ripped off her best beau.

“I wouldn’t exactly say Jinx and I are close,” she said to Olive.

Olive hooted. “That’s precisely what her momma says. My friend Loydell? The woman doesn’t give two hoots for her one and only flesh and blood, but she makes the best of it. I reckon you’ll make the best of it, too. In any case, it ought to be
some
party. They say a whole planeload of folks flew in from San Antonio, where Jinx’d been living before she came over for the races and met that man she’s marrying. And them Texans know how to party. I myself have been looking forward to this shindig. A fat old lady like me don’t get asked much to such fancy goings on. The last doodah I went to was over in Little Rock the night Bill was elected President. Me and Loydell got all dressed up and drove over and stood out in the yard of the Old Statehouse, yelled Woo Pig Soooooeee till we couldn’t anymore. It was one of those times just like today, I was saying about it being so beautiful and all, I thought, Lord, I ain’t ever going to be happier than I am right now. Take me if you want. But He didn’t, so here I am, about to iron my blue dress.”

“And I’m glad.” Sam reached over and gave the fat old lady a big hug. “I’m glad you stuck around to be with me today.”

“Me, too. I swear I don’t know what you’d have done without me. Drove off in a ditch and starved to death, I reckon.”

“Probably. Now, I’ve really got to scoot.” Sam checked her watch. “Kitty’s expecting me, and she’s going to be screaming bloody murder if I don’t get there in time to have a visit before the party.” She hugged Olive again. “I’m
so
happy you’re going to be there too. You save me a dance, okay?”

Olive cocked a finger at her. “Now that’s an offer I’m holding you to.”

2

TEN MINUTES LATER Olive had turned on her talk show again. Sitting up there now were these 18-year-old girl Siamese twins who wanted to marry each other. Olive said, “I can’t see as how it’d make any difference, can you, Pearl?” Then the bell sounded, and a four-door silver Mercedes about 10 years old pulled up. A slender redhead stepped out and reached for the do-it-yourself unleaded supreme at the very same pump Sam had used.

“Would you look at that, Pearl? Are we having a run of pretty ladies today, or what?” Olive raised up off her stool to get a better look, pulling down her muumuu in the back where it had bunched up. “You see that yellow suit, that’s genuine linen. That pretty white blouse is silk, and those pumps—that’s real alligator, Pearl. Which reminds me of that Japanese tourist at the alligator farm in town who was carrying an alligator bag from one of them designers, leaned over too far, a big old ’gator snagged her bag like it was his Uncle Elmer he’d always had it in for, chomped it and her wallet, a thousand dollars in cash and a whole bunch of credit cards.” Pearl barked. “I already told you that one? Well, you look out at that woman there, she’ll keep you amused. Ain’t she purty? And rich, got to be rich, driving that big car, you see those diamond studs in her ears, see ’em sparkling way over here? That’s class
and
money, Pearl. Bet she comes in here and flips out a gold card. Or a platinum.” Pearl barked again. “That’s right. That’s all the metal you see these days, none of them silver dollars I used to collect. We’d drop ’em in the big slots in Bubbles. Did you know that’s what the Yankee gangsters used to call Hot Springs, Pearl? Idn’t that cute? Watch out, now, here she comes. Wonder what her name is? Rita? Lucy? Something to match that red hair, I bet.”

“Well, hello there,” said the woman, breezing in with the same smile you’d swear she used when she had tea with the Queen of England. Olive took a look at the turned-up nose, small white teeth, milky skin, the faintest little laugh lines at the corners of the mouth and eyes—and put her at 28. Probably be good to 50. “Beautiful afternoon, isn’t it? Oh, my goodness, what a gorgeous dog. Is she a hunter?” asked the redhead, wrinkling up her nose. She had an overripe accent, like maybe she was from Charleston, Savannah, one of those. But she had a West Coast kind of body, slim, strong like a young boy’s. She looked like she jogged five miles a day or rode a bike.

“Coon dog,” said Olive. “Redbone hound’s the best coon dog money can buy. Pearl here belongs to my grandbaby, Bobby.” At that Pearl flopped right over, belly up, tongue out, drooling like a perfect fool. The redhead leaned over and goosed her for a minute with long thin fingers, which were pretty, but looked like they knew a few tricks. On her right hand sparkled an emerald-cut diamond that had to be at least four carats, maybe six. She said, “Dogs are so much better than people, don’t you think? I used to keep English spaniels. But I can’t now, I travel so much.” The smile on her beautiful face was a heartbreaker. If it were a record, thought Olive, she’d play it over and over again on rainy afternoons. Then the redhead straightened in one long motion and pulled a bill for the gas from the alligator bag, and handed it to Olive. “Do you mind if I use your ladies’ room?” The pretty lady glanced at her gold-and-stainless-steel watch, the kind you see in fancy ads in magazines. “In fifteen minutes I’m due at a meeting in Hot Springs, at the Arlington, and I need to freshen up.”

“Why, not at all. Please help yourself.” Olive heard herself flossing up her inflection as if she were a grand lady with appointments to keep instead of a former hooker/waitress now convenience store proprietor/gas jockey. Though she did have Jinx’s party this evening. “You go outside, turn right, around to the side, you can’t miss it. But don’t you want your change?” Then Olive looked down at the bill she was holding. A 50. You hardly ever saw one of those.

The woman’s smile tucked in at the corners as she nodded at the bill. “I hope that’s not inconvenient.” She stared back down in her bag, then lifted eyes of emerald—just like the cut of that perfect diamond on her perfect finger. “I’m afraid it’s the smallest thing I have.” Then she did the tiniest little shrug, followed by something with her fanny you’d say was cousin to the hootchy-kootch if she wasn’t such a lady and you didn’t know that she
really
had to go to the bathroom.