Authors: Jilly Cooper
Tags: #Romance, #Modern fiction, #Fiction, #General & Literary Fiction, #General, #Nonfiction, #Romance - General, #English literature: fiction texts, #Modern & contemporary fiction (post c 1945), #Love Stories
Harriet, expecting indifference, hauteur, antagonism, was completely disarmed by such friendliness. In the drawing-room, they found Ronnie Acland talking to Cory about shooting.
Harriet was further surprised to find herself liking Ronnie Acland, who was a tall, handsome, rather florid man in tweeds, with a loud voice and excellent teeth. He seemed to be smiling all the time, probably from embarrassment.
Cory had completely regained his sang-froid. He gave the impression of being slightly bored by this intrusion. Not once did the aloof, unsmiling face betray the turmoil that must have been raging within.
God, hes cool, thought Harriet in admiration. I could never behave like that if I suddenly had to face Simon.
Noel took her drink from Cory, running a caressing finger along his hand as she did so, and then wandered round the room moving ornaments and straightening pictures.
When did this fire start smoking? she asked Cory, kicking a log with a blond suede shoe.
At that moment, Kit wandered in, wearing obscenely tight strawberry pink trousers.
For a moment Noel stiffened. She hadnt bargained on Kit.
Whatever are you doing here? she said, trying to keep the hostility out of her voice.
Kit stared at her insolently for a minute, then yawned so hard that Harriet thought he was going to dislocate his jaw.
Im visiting my brother Cory - your husband, if you remember. And laying siege to this steaming girl, he said, putting an arm round Harriets shoulders and kissing her on the cheek. But youve put that bloody bow back on again, he added.
And once again he pulled off the ribbon that tied back Harriets hair, letting it spill in a dark cloud over her shoulders. Leaving her scarlet with confusion, he turned and smiled at Ronnie Acland.
We havent met, he said amiably, but I gather youre going to be Mr. Noel Balfour Number Two. Or is it Three? I can never keep track.
Harriet escaped to the kitchen to find Mrs. Bottomley red-faced over the duck.
Whew, its tense in there, she said. Do you think I have to have lunch with them?
Yes, said Mrs. Bottomley. Mr. Ell expect you to keep an eye on the children. Shes very hot on manners, Mrs. E.Oh God, said Harriet. By the way, I put some more salt in the soup.
So did I, said Mrs. Bottomley.
Lunch for Harriet was a nightmare. Beneath the idle chatter, the tinkle of glasses, the exclamations of pleasure over the food, the ultra-civilized behaviour, lay the jungle.
She was amazed that these people could act as though nothing was the matter, that they could discuss friends, swap gossip, with such apparent amicability.
Noel never stopped talking - the rich, husky voice flowing on and on, about Paris and parties given in her honour and the film shed been shooting in Africa, and what the man at Cartiers had said about the ring Ronnie had bought her.
Kit, having downed three large dry Martinis on an empty stomach before lunch, was thoroughly enjoying himself. Marvellous soup, he said to Harriet. I always think there are two things a woman should do instinctively. And one of thems cooking!
Noel took a mouthful and immediately asked for a glass of water.
Thats a soup spoon, not a trowel, she said sharply to Chattie. Why do my children always eat as though they were gardening? I suppose its the influence of television.
What a clever woman youd have been, Noel, if youd have been to University, said Kit.
I hear you hunt a lot, said Ronnie hastily to Cory, before Noel could think up a crushing reply.
Her beautiful tawny eyes had taken on a dangerous smouldering look, which increased as Ronnie and Cory got into a discussion about different packs. She obviously didnt like to be out of the limelight for a second. When the duck arrived, she took a mouthful and this time immediately asked for the salt and then rained pepper down on to her plate.
Next moment a diversion was caused by the arrival of Sevenoaks, straight from the stream at the bottom of the garden. He greeted Harriet rapturously and then bounded up to Noel. She drew away from him in horror.
Where did that dreadful beast come from? Look at the mess hes making on the carpet.
Its Harriets dog, said Cory.
He needs a bath, snapped Noel.
He needs a psychiatrist, said Cory.
Is there any orange salad? Noel asked Harriet, after Sevenoaks had been forcibly removed.
Quit upstaging, Noel! said Kit sharply.
Noel glared at him, pushed the food to the side of her plate and lit a cigarette.
Did I tell you I spent a week in Israel last month? she said to Cory. Ive never seen anything like the wild flowers around the Sea of Galilee. And I actually saw the place they fed the five thousand.
If youd spurned your fish and loaves the way youve treated Harriets much more miraculous duck youd have been excommunicated, darling, said Kit.
Its a pity youre not staying longer, Mummy. You wont see Daddy riding in the point-to-point, said Chattie. Noel turned her tawny eyes on Cory.
But, darling, thats wonderful! she said. Youre racing again, after all this time! Might you win?
Cory shook his head. Not a chance. Shes only a baby, and its her first race.
Noels eyes lit up. Do you remember that race you won the day we got home from our honeymoon? Goodness, how excited we were, and how we celebrated.
And what appalling hangovers we had the next day, said Cory dryly.
Harriet had a hangover this morning, said Chattie. A nd she always does when Daddy takes her out, too.
Noels face hardened. She looked from Cory to Harriet. Come on, Cory, open another bottle, said Kit. The drinks flowing like concrete.
What was that marvellous Beaujolais we had when we dined with Jackie Onassis, the night the Aga Khan was there? Noel asked Ronnie.
Pick up those names, darling, drawled Kit, youre not impressing anyone.
No. asked angrily. Ronnie turned to Chattie. And what a; you going to do when you grow up? he asked. Chattie beamed at him. Im not going to get married, she said. I might make a habit of it, like Mummy.
Kit and Ronnie shouted with laughter. Even Cory grinned.
Ronnies a fine one to laugh, said Noel angrily. Hes had three wives already!
His own or other peoples? said Kit.
Harriet felt depression descending on her. She got up to remove the plates and bring in the pudding. Kit followed her into the kitchen.
Marvellous party, he said.
Harriet said nothing.
Oh, darling, relax, enjoy it. Noels putting on a command performance.
And what about Cory? said Harriet savagely, clattering plates into the sink.
You mustnt ever forget that Corys a writer, said Kit.
Its all grist to his mill. This entire lunch will appear in a screen play one day.
Back in the dining-room, Ronnie Acland was doing his best to keep the conversation going. Hows the latest script? he asked Cory.
Its not, said Cory.
I enjoyed your last book, said Kit, refilling everyones glasses. I came across it in a girlfriends bedroom, and stayed up all afternoon reading it.
Cory smiled.
Harriet makes bloody lovely puddings; said Chattie dreamily, making rivers of cream in her chocolate mousse. If youre going to marry Ronnie, Mummy, why cant Daddy marry Harriet?
There was a frozen pause, then Kit began to laugh. Har- riet knocked her wine glass over.
Cory calmly dipped his napkin in the water jug and started sponging the red stain.
I dont know where youre intending to stay tonight, he said to Ronnie Acland, but a very good hotels just opened at Bolton Abbey, and launched into a dissertation on its merits.
Suddenly, there was a faint wail from upstairs.
Oh, theres William crying, said Harriet thankfully, leaping to her feet.
Upstairs, Harriet pressed her burning face against the bedroom window. How could Chattie have said that! In front of Noel, too!
Just as she finished feeding William, there was a knock on the door. To her amazement it was Noel.
I thought Id leave the men to their port, she said. What a gorgeous baby. May I hold him?
Hes very tricky with strangers said Harriet dubiously.
But Noel had already gathered William up in her arms, and had soon reduced him to fits of uncontrollable giggles, tickling him and giving him butterfly kisses with her long, long eyelashes.
How beautiful she is, thought Harriet enviously.
Suddenly Noel stopped tickling William and turned her huge eyes on Harriet. Tell me truthfully - how is Cory? Did he mind my coming today?
Harriet was caught off guard.
Yes he did. Particularly with you bringing Mr Acland.
Oh I know I shouldnt have done that, said Noel. But Corys so off-hand with me these days and, somehow, I felt I wanted to jolt him. I expect you think Im wicked, but youve no idea how difficult it was being married ten years to a man whos married to his typewriter. And yet, you know, I dont really find other men lastingly attractive, Noel went on. Every affair Ive had has really been an attempt to shake Cory into loving me more.
But he adores you! said Harriet amazed.
Maybe he does in his fashion - but that didnt stop him switching off for hours on end when he was married to me, bashing out those bloody scripts. And hes horribly arrogant. All the Erskine family are the same. You must admit hes tricky to live with.
She looked at William who snuggled his head against her.
I wish they were all as easy to cope with as you, shesighed. If only I could be certain I was doing the right thing, divorcing Cory and marrying Ronnie. What do you
think
I should do?
I dont know, muttered Harriet. She shouldnt talk to me like this, she thought desperately. I dont want to discuss Cory with her.
But Noel hadnt finished turning the screw. Do you really think Cory does love me and nobody else?
Harriet thought for a minute. Yes, I do. I think hes being torn in pieces.
Noel put William down and, smirking slightly, wandered over to Harriets dressing table. For a minute she examined herself in the mirror, then her eyes lighted on Simons photograph.
My, hes pretty. Good God, its Simon! She looked at William and, in a flash, put two and two together. Hes your babys father?
Harriet nodded, unable to speak.
But I know him! said Noel. Very well. Hes doing brilliantly. Theres even talk of him doing a film with me this summer. And hes this babys father? Well! Does he know?
I wrote to him, said Harriet.
Well, he cant have got the letter. He adores children. Hes always saying he wants at least ten of his own. Harriets eyes filled with tears. Tell me how he is; she said.
Later, Kit went to sleep on the sofa. Noel and Ronnie took the children out to tea up the valley, Cory shut himself in his study, and Harriet was thankful to be left with the washing-up and her own tangled emotions.
When Noel returned she went into Corys study, but after a few minutes came out looking like a thundercloud and went upstairs to change. She and Ronnie were going out to dinner.
Eight-thirty found Ronnie pacing up and down the drawing-room. I dont know if Erskine had this trouble with her, he said to Kit and Harriet, but Noels incapable of getting anywhere on time. Rather embarrassing. Were dining with friends of my fathers. Shouldnt keep that generation waiting.
Kit was eating potato crisps. My advice, he said, is to treat her as you would a nasty boy of ten.
Cory came in and poured himself a drink. He looked absolutely exhausted.
Hows the script going? asked Kit.
Cory shrugged his shoulders.
So so. I spent today crossing out most of what I wrote yesterday. I suppose its good for the wrist.
Whats good for the wrist? came a mocking voice, and Noel walked in.
Harriet heard Corys sharp intake of breath. Ronnie choked over his cigar.
Christ! said Kit.
Noel was wearing a transparent black dress. Only her hips were concealed by a thin layer of ostrich feathers. The rest of her body, including the magnificent breasts, gleamed pearly white through the thin, black material. Her blonde hair was piled up on top of her head, diamonds glittering round her throat, in her ears, on her wrists. She looked staggering.
Kit was the first to recover.
You look just like a picture I saw outside Raymonds Revue Bar the other day. I didnt know youd gone into cabaret, he said.
Ronnie Acland looked dazed. Very simple friends of my fathers were going to see, Noel, darling. Is it quite the thing, do you think? Noel just shrugged.
Kit poured himself another drink. I shouldnt worry, Ronnie, he said. That generation expect actresses to look unbelievably tarty.
Noels lips tightened. Go and fetch my coat, would you, Ronnie?
She turned to Cory, who was still standing as if turned to stone.
What do you think of me, my darling? she said softly.
Cory walked over and stood in front of her, looking her over very slowly. His hands were clenched, a muscle was leaping in his cheek. Only the ticking of the grandfatherclock broke the intolerable silence. Then he put out his hand. Goodbye, Noel, he said.
You dont really mean that, she said slowly, her yellow eyes blazing.
Yes, I do, I do, I do, he said wearily, as though he was trying to convince himself.
Come on, darling, said Ronnie Acland, bustling in and knocking over a small table in his haste to get something more substantial round Noels body. Were embarrassingly late as it is. the In the hall, Jonahs face was putty-coloured, tears kept well back. Chattie, in a scarlet dressing-gown, had no such reserve. Please dont go, Mummy! cried, flinging her arms round Noels legs and bursting into teas.