Growl Power! (12 page)
Authors: Deborah Gregory
“I really dig your little group,” he says, pointing to all five of us now. “When are y’all going back home?”
“Not until we get an autograph from Karma’s Children—
and
a photo,” Galleria huffs.
“Not until we go to the Galleria Mall and go window-shopping!” Chanel smirks.
We turn to Dorinda to see what she’s gonna say, but she just shrugs her shoulders and says, “Not until you kick me out.”
Bless her little heart.
“And I
know
you’re not going before you eat my Thanksgiving dinner!” Ma says, getting into the mix. “You know, I never knew what Aqua and Angie meant when they told me you girls had ‘growl power’—but after watching you perform in front of five thousand people, I’ll tell you this—ain’t nobody gonna stop the Cheetah Girls!”
For the first time in her-story
there’s a weather forecast
that looks like the mighty cash
.
So tie up your shoes and
put away your blues
’
cuz we’re going around the bend
at half past ten
to the only place in town
where everything is coming up green
You know what I mean:
It’s raining Benjamins
for a change and some coins
It’s raining Benjamins
I heard that, so let’s make some noise
It’s raining … again!
Now maybe you’re wondering
what’s all the thundering
—
But we’ve got the root of all the loot
that got past Santa’s chute
without collecting soot
.
So put on your galoshes
and bring the noshes
to the only place in town
where money is falling on the ground
That’s right, y’all:
It’s raining Benjamins
for a change and some coins
It’s raining Benjamins
I heard that
It’s raining
…
again
!
So here’s the rest of the hex-story
now that there’s no longer a mystery
.
It’s the precipitation in the nation
that’s causing all the sensation
in the only way that dollar bills
can give you thrills
.
Yeah, that’s what I mean:
It’s raining Benjamins
for a change and some coins
It’s raining Benjamins
I heard that, so make some noise
It’s R-A-I-N-I-N-G
…
AGAIN
!
(
Say it, again! Okay
…)
The blues
: Heart-thumpin’ music from back in the day. B. B. King and Muddy Waters are the kings of “snappin,’ tappin”’ blues music, but the legend of the blues will live forever.
Boostin
’: Jammin’.
Dee-vorced
: Divorced. No longer married.
Get the rodeo on the road
: Bounce. Make moves.
Hush the mush
: Stop whining. Stop getting mushy.
Manners-impaired
: Someone who is so clumsy that they keep stepping on your foot even though a blind crocodile could see it!
Mausoleum
: A big, gloomy place where dead people are buried in cemeteries.
Pawnshop
: A place where you can bring your valuable stuff when you’re po’ up from the floor up and they lend you some duckets and give you a pawnshop ticket for your belongings.
Sanitation department
: Garbage collection.
Spookies
: A bad case of creepy, crawly feelings. Also known as the “willies” and the “heebie-jeebies.”
Squiggle
: A hug with squealing and shaking involved.
I
have to give it up to the Jump at the Sun peeps here—Andrea Pinkney, Lisa Holton, and Ken Geist—for letting the Cheetah Girls run wild. Also, Anath Garber, the one person who helped me find my Cheetah Girl powers. And, Lita Richardson, the one person who now has my back in the jiggy jungle. Primo thanks to the cover girl Cheetahs: Arike, Brandi, Imani, Jeni, and Mia. And to all the Cheetah Girls around the globe: Get diggity with the growl power, baby!
Deborah Gregory earned her growl power as a diva-about-town contributing writer for
Essence, Vibe
, and
More
magazines. She has showed her spots on several talk shows, including
Oprah, Ricki Lake,
and
Maury Povich
. She lives in New York City with her pooch, Cappuccino, who is featured as the Cheetah Girls’ mascot, Toto.
All rights reserved, including without limitation the right to reproduce this ebook or any portion thereof in any form or by any means, whether electronic or mechanical, now known or hereinafter invented, without the express written permission of the publisher.
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, events, and incidents either are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, businesses, companies, events, or locales is entirely coincidental.
Copyright © 2000 by Deborah Gregory
ISBN 978-1-4976-7721-0
This edition published in 2014 by Open Road Integrated Media, Inc.
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